Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Bob is like a less loveable Mr. Plinkett.

Less lovable ... less insightful ... less attractive ... less intelligent ... less hygienic ...

 

[HY 140]

Less lovable ... less insightful ... less attractive ... less intelligent ... less hygienic ...

..less funny

 

[Lensherr]

Bob is like a less loveable Mr. Plinkett.

I certainly wouldn't be surprised if he had a dead hooker somewhere in his basement.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Less lovable ... less insightful ... less attractive ... less intelligent ... less hygienic ...

Moviebob probably doesn't even send people pizza rolls through the mail.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Bob is like a less loveable Mr. Plinkett.

Hey, Mr Plinkett actually managed to get laid.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Plus Plinkett is actually intelligent in his criticisms of movies, indicating an actual knowledge of movies that your average layman probably wouldn't have. He analyzes movies but he doesn't sperg over them; his criticisms are pointed and they aren't blinded by rabid fanboyism.

Bob meanwhile is unable to articulate what makes a movie work beyond superficial elements. He lacks real knowledge on what makes movies work, and most of the time his criticisms are blinded by his extreme biases.

Basically Bob's an idiot.

 

[Detrogen]

Hey, Mr Plinkett actually managed to get laid.

Whether they wanted it or not.

 

[nad7155]

Basically Bob's an idiot.

Kurt Eichenwald should interview him on his opinion of Trump.

 

[Positron]

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

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People using "-fag" and "faggot" as something other than a homophobic insult predates South Park's recent seasons. It's a staple of 4chan culture and has been forever. Bob would know this if he wasn't such a faggot.

 

[Mola Ram]

People using "-fag" and "faggot" as something other than a homophobic insult predates South Park's recent seasons. It's a staple of 4chan culture and has been forever. Bob would know this if he wasn't such a faggot.

Bob demonstrated in his review of Logan that he doesn't understand how art evolves. Not surprising he doesn't understand how language evolves, either.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Hey, Mr Plinkett actually managed to get laid.

Repeatedly, possibly. He has...had...a son, if "Baby's Day Out" was any indication ("Baby's Day Out is the most disappointing thing since my son!")

 

[Lensherr]

Bob demonstrated in his review of Logan that he doesn't understand how art evolves. Not surprising he doesn't understand how language evolves, either.

I didn't watch that review, so could I get a TL;DW about what you mean by that?

 

[The Colonel]

Hey, Mr Plinkett actually managed to get laid.

Even Rick Evans got laid.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Even Rick Evans got laid.

Of course. Rich Evans is God's gift to humanity.

 

[muina]

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Wait, so he's saying that it's wrong for conservatives to adopt liberal ideas?

I mean, really? Isn't that what he wants? For everyone to adopt left ideas for his Superior Future? Although, the phrasing makes it seem elitist, as if to say, "You conservatives don't know how to handle these liberal ideas, you'll just make it more evil!" So I guess it's more him calling people who don't agree with him dumb, as usual.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, really? Isn't that what he wants? For everyone to adopt left ideas for his Superior Future? Although, the phrasing makes it seem elitist, as if to say, "You conservatives don't know how to handle these liberal ideas, you'll just make it more evil!" So I guess it's more him calling people who don't agree with him dumb, as usual.

He has no coherent ideology whatsoever. His ideology is literally on the level of a Dalek.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Wait, so he's saying that it's wrong for conservatives to adopt liberal ideas?

I mean, really? Isn't that what he wants? For everyone to adopt left ideas for his Superior Future? Although, the phrasing makes it seem elitist, as if to say, "You conservatives don't know how to handle these liberal ideas, you'll just make it more evil!" So I guess it's more him calling people who don't agree with him dumb, as usual.

He wants to order around all those big dumb JOCKS and have them kids his ass because of how enlightened and smart he is. That's the end all, be all for him.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

He has no coherent ideology whatsoever. His ideology is literally on the level of a Dalek.

Bob's political malleability is the kind of dangerous thinking which makes police states possible. He's the guy who not only would accept we've always been at war with Eurasia, but will loudly and angrily denounce anyone who suggests otherwise.