Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

The worst part about those "political commentary" is that often the writing is supar and will not stand the test of time. Think about it. How many films from the 2000s with political commentary about Bush and the Iraq war has aged well?

Come on, what's dated and garbage-tier about this:

 

[Lackadaisy]

Come on, what's dated and garbage-tier about this:

Anything can be improved with Samuel L Jackson. That's just science.

 

[Positron]

It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.

To be fair I can't see anyone being against abortion if they knew about Bobby.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.

Christ, and his supposed job is revising movies. Pull yourself out of your fanboy ass and actually list reasons why the movie is good, Bob. It's a lot more convincing than just being a blinded fanboy.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

To be fair I can't see anyone being against abortion if they knew about Bobby.

Fuck off Bob. Abortion is a very divisive issue in and of itself, and you're just dismissing anybody who has a legit problem with it.

How can he not see that maybe, just maybe, some people would have a problem with ending the life of an unborn human being before it can have a chance at life and that "superstition" has fuck-all to do with it? It's about the morality of it, not the religious aspect. I'm pro-choice, but I'm not gonna deny the validity of a pro-lifer's opinion because not everyone likes the idea of killing unborn humans.

Also, great job handwaving the pro-life Democrats as "having their real-life priorities in order," especially coming from a fat bastard wanting to grow wheat on the moon and sits on his ass all day whining about everything. Clearly this is someone who has authority about what our "real-life priorities" should be.

 

[vertexwindi]

Bob's existence is a good argument to be pro-choice :^ )

 

[Pokemonquistador]

There's no mention of moon wheat in the podcast, @Alberto Balsalm is correct.

I believe the "Moon Wheat" reference was on a LordKat podcast released at about the same time, as I recall hearing it live, but I can't pin down which episode it was on. (It wasn't on the "MovieBob Sucks Rant" podcast that LK seems to have taken down, though.)

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Okay, I finally got around to linking his lolcow wiki page to the top of this thread, and as a bonus I gave Bob a subtitle.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.
It's a MovieBob tweet.

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To be fair I can't see anyone being against abortion if they knew about Bobby.

Bob knows as much about abortions as he does movie reviews, which is nothing.

Okay, I finally got around to linking his lolcow wiki page to the top of this thread, and as a bonus I gave Bob a subtitle.

Nice job on the subtitle.

 

[Lackadaisy]

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To be fair I can't see anyone being against abortion if they knew about Bobby.

You know what's great? A fat virgin blob mansplaining about abortion.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Old, but good.

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob's favoritism towards the MCU is so annoying that you know he will put the Captain Marvel movie higher on the strong female character totem than the Wonder Woman movie even though the latter is a more iconic female superhero than the former.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob's favoritism towards the MCU is so annoying that you know he will put the Captain Marvel movie higher on the strong female character totem than the Wonder Woman movie even though the latter is a more iconic female superhero than the former.

I think the icing on the cake would be if Marvel Studios brings up Carol Danvers being a Republican. Bobby would have to do mental gymnastics.

 

[Blindrainbow]

I think the icing on the cake would be if Marvel Studios brings up Carol Danvers being a Republican. Bobby would have to do mental gymnastics.

I am betting he wishes Rouge had actually killed her after that come out in the comics.

 

[FatNero]

I am betting he wishes Rouge had actually killed her after that come out in the comics.

Marvel has already pretty much removed that in their diversity, gender flip, push. She's now just strong woman #239 who doesnt even acknowledge having been in the military at this point.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Again, N O P R O O F.

"Lets".

Bob justifying his manchildishness:

Ross A. Lincoln doing what he does best, being a strawmanning cuck:

And lastly, another "I'm right, you're wrong" rant.

Bob calling other people "foolish [and] obsessive".

BONUS: Bob sees Guardians 2 again, and somehow manages not to be the most exceptional looking person in the picture. Also, to the lady blocking his feet:

 

[cypocryphy]

No black people? Not very diverse, Bob.

 

[AnOminous]

Now there's a group of absolute cunt destroyers right there.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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and this is the guy who'd call me white trash for not liking SocJus and not living in a big city.

 

[Darndirty]

Again, N O P R O O F.
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"Lets".
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Bob justifying his manchildishness:
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Ross A. Lincoln doing what he does best, being a strawmanning cuck:
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And lastly, another "I'm right, you're wrong" rant.
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Bob calling other people "foolish [and] obsessive".

BONUS: Bob sees Guardians 2 again, and somehow manages not to be the most exceptional looking person in the picture. Also, to the lady blocking his feet:
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Holy shit check out dude in the yellow, he looks like a grown up chucky doll that's going bald.

So dude in black in the foreground is his brother right? He's got a better beard then bob. Looks like he's more fun too.