Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Bobby is puzzled that CRT is banned in Texas:


Bobby on the lethal prop incident:




And the Best Take Award goes to... Chu-chu!

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Of course Bobby fully supports the use of the misinformation tactic.





Bobby's Angels:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Looks like more and more places are going to ban it so I hope to see people like Bob cry more.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Now Cinema Roberto, We all know that if your mother ever tried to dip you in river water she would not be able to hold your weight and you would sink like a brick

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

70 years? The original serial and book only came out in the 1960s, film adaptations were after that. Despite Superior Future dreams this ain't 2030 or 2040 yet.

(Oh God, I just imagined retirement-age Bob.)

Bobby refuses to believe that Hillary Rodham was objectively an awful wannabe.

Like I said, the worst member of Team Good is better than the best member of Team Evil. You could summarize Bob's moral rules on an index card and still feel bad about wasting most of a perfectly good index card.

The bingo card meme is the epitome of brevity; each box has one sentence (or more often one partial sentence) to get in a jab both general enough to be recognized by most and specific enough to still be a jab. In further proof the left can't meme, Bobby tries to cram an entire paragraph into one box, all while seeming to confuse it with Jeopardy!

Also, Bobby, if I was going to compare a politician to Caligula's horse it'd be your waifu AOC.

Bob clearly does not have the attention span for a slow movie. His attention is only grabbed by movies where big flashy CGI battles are happening constantly, characters are quipping at each other without taking a break for more than two seconds, and any sort of plot is paper-thin and buried under spectacle and obvious humor.

So his idea of a good Dune movie would be some quick setting, then buildup, maybe some hand-to-hand combat, and then straight into the assault on Arrakeen except with wisecracking Fremen tossing handheld atomics. (That have been renamed "stone burners" for no reason except that it sounds better.) Brilliant, I hate it.

 

[Flexo]

If only Jay Bauman inadvertently created a meme about that very phenomenon.

CS Lewis beat him to it by a few decades. (But Jay's is pithy)

But we want a man hag-ridden by the Future — haunted by visions of an imminent heaven or hell upon earth — ready to break the Enemy’s commands in the present if by so doing we make him think he can attain the one or avert the other — dependent for his faith on the success or failure of schemes whose end he will not live to see. We want a whole race perpetually in pursuit of the rainbow’s end, never honest, nor kind, nor happy now, but always using as mere fuel wherewith to heap the altar of the future every real gift which is offered them in the Present.​

-the Screwtape Letters​

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

These tweets promoting some kind of corrupt authoritarian system with a facade of democracy sent me down a bit of a rabbit hole:

These non-reproductives advocating that the feds go after a person's child, regardless of said child's guilt, just to punish the person they don't like is a dangerous game that all the pellet guns and keyboards in the world will not prepare them for. I'm getting to the point where I kinda want them to cross that line but that's a point of no return and one that I don't think that anyone outside of an internet tough guy like Bob should advocate for.

 

[TigerGoblin]

So his idea of a good Dune movie would be some quick setting, then buildup, maybe some hand-to-hand combat, and then straight into the assault on Arrakeen except with wisecracking Fremen tossing handheld atomics. (That have been renamed "stone burners" for no reason except that it sounds better.) Brilliant, I hate it.

You forgot references. Gotta have some Mario desert world/Tattoine reference somewhere

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Has it ever occurred to Bobby that you can make a kid very happy without consoom? Bring him to the countryside (or even a park) and watch birds and butterflies. Blow some soap bubbles. Fly paper planes. Make animal cookies. Play ball.

I went to see what the heck the costume was hanging on in the video and was greeted with this.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1451063089579843591

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Imagine being even a tiny bit …

archived 22 Oct 2021 15:17:03 UTC

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Whoever this was was responding to people in the thread just 2 days ago. There's still people responding to it this morning. It's doubly weird because I can still see her if I look up the @

I can't prove what happened but in my mind CAK saw that Bob retweeted this and blocked him so hard that anyone who has the slightest whiff of his stank cannot even see that she exists.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

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I can't prove what happened but in my mind CAK saw that Bob retweeted this and blocked him so hard that anyone who has the slightest whiff of his stank cannot even see that she exists.

She limited who can see and reply to her tweets, at least as it sits now. Based on the comments still visible on https://twitter.com/CAKinDC/status/1450943325712834561 it's a video of her son singing while wearing some kind of Hallowe'en costume. (Maybe a Marvel one?)

I doubt it's a reaction to Bob, but rather a response to going semiviral, where Bob saw it.

 

[Jarolleon]

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Bobby thinks Dune is "not bad, not great", but I suspect Dune has upset Bobby so much that he seriously curtailed his word-vomit yesterday. But that's for the best, for what he did post was concentrated stupid.

Bobby continues to insist that that some trannies throwing a shitfest at Netflix is more serious business than actual workers being oppressed:
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Here's the rub Bobby: a company can choose not to hire trannies (and indeed they all should); no company can logically choose not to hire working-class people.

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How is that a labor dispute? A employee being unsatisfied by the company's product. The employer has no responsibility to placate him and he should just walk out.

Dave Chappelle continues to murder trannies, and the Ghouls are going for God Emperor to maintain the Holocaust.
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Bobby refuses to believe that Hillary Rodham was objectively an awful wannabe.
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Bobby thinks the tried-and-true vaccines he received as a child are comparable to the questionable shit that governments force us to take.
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But I guess fewer cops = more Superior Future.

Let's see an example of evil anti-vaxers doing evil:
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Because they didn't have the time while they had a job? Hard for an never-employed LGBT to understand for sure.

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Evidently Bobby spent the run-time of Dune looking for old feuds to settle:
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This is what Bobby considers true-and-honest Eugenics:
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Indeed. Especially permavirgin male feminists.

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Ruby Rose and Batwoman. Of course Bobby knows which side to believe.
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Welp, a new color scheme! That's a change at least?

More Disney trash:
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When Cannibal Women see Bobby, they'd all say "Guess not; I'm on a diet".

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Has it ever occurred to Bobby that you can make a kid very happy without consoom? Bring him to the countryside (or even a park) and watch birds and butterflies. Blow some soap bubbles. Fly paper planes. Make animal cookies. Play ball.

Even in this ripe old age I still remember how my dad made me really happy: he picked up a busted turntable and a spring, and place a ping-pong ball in the middle of the spring. He then set the spring in the center of the turntable and started it. As the spring rotates, the ball seemed to climb up -- but of course it was an illusion. It kept me occupied for days.

Hey, at least wait until the tranny has a horse face before making the Caligula comparison!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

And the Best Take Award goes to... Chu-chu!

A close approximation of the alleged gun. A plus model, as far as I can tell, just holds one more bullet in the cylinder.

Still pressing X on it's existence or that he ever takes it to the range.

She limited who can see and reply to her tweets, at least as it sits now. Based on the comments still visible on https://twitter.com/CAKinDC/status/1450943325712834561 it's a video of her son singing while wearing some kind of Hallowe'en costume. (Maybe a Marvel one?)

I doubt it's a reaction to Bob, but rather a response to going semiviral, where Bob saw it.

lol I know but it's funnier to think she went protected out of fear from Bob. I don't know what's going on with twitter. It's probably just broke. The costume looks to be a Black Panther one.

 

[Tronathon242]

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Oh, good. I was waiting for him to say something and, of course, it's the kind of thing I would expect from exceptional individual like him. "Person I no like in film, boo. Music nice, yay."

This trailer and the general look of the film is horrendous. I don't think you could have made a worse Uncharted movie trailer or film than this and it's clear the people who made the film know NOTHING about the franchise aside from character names and various set pieces. None of them look or even remotely act like the character they're supposed to represent, it all looks too clean and polished in sharp contrast to the ruins and rust of the games, and the set pieces are yanked straight from stories that the film actively contradicts.

The Mario film that Bob had an existential crisis over will surely be more faithful to Bing Bing Wahoo than this shit piece is to Uncharted. Yet, if any fans of the series show even a minute fraction of the dissatisfaction, then he would immediately chastise them as being toxic and entitled. Bob cannot ever imagine that people would hate something he doesn't understand or care about.

 

[The tired cat]

Oh, good. I was waiting for him to say something and, of course, it's the kind of thing I would expect from exceptional individual like him. "Person I no like in film, boo. Music nice, yay."

This trailer and the general look of the film is horrendous. I don't think you could have made a worse Uncharted movie trailer or film than this and it's clear the people who made the film know NOTHING about the franchise aside from character names and various set pieces. None of them look or even remotely act like the character they're supposed to represent, it all looks too clean and polished in sharp contrast to the ruins and rust of the games, and the set pieces are yanked straight from stories that the film actively contradicts.

The Mario film that Bob had an existential crisis over will surely be more faithful to Bing Bing Wahoo than this shit piece is to Uncharted. Yet, if any fans of the series show even a minute fraction of the dissatisfaction, then he would immediately chastise them as being toxic and entitled. Bob cannot ever imagine that people would hate something he doesn't understand or care about.

What does it say, when a fan film with Troy Baker was way more accurate to the game than this.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What does it say, when a fan film with Troy Baker was way more accurate to the game than this.

That the fans know best? Just look at Sonic Mania.

 

[Miles Peterson]

What does it say, when a fan film with Troy Baker was way more accurate to the game than this.

I think you're think of Nathan Fillion being in the fan film, Troy Baker was a VA for Uncharted 4.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Sorry, this post is late, I got swamped at work.

That is definitely one thing about people like Bob and (Superman: Son of Kal-El writer) Tom Taylor, they have god complexes. In the case of the latter, Taylor believes that his characters are unquestioned arbiters of morality who are always justified in their actions because they are always in the right.

“arbiters of morality”, I fucking hate that phrase. I’ve seen tons of horrible or stupid people who act like that.

It still boggles my mind how narcissistic these people can be.

What makes it especially egregious is that I have an inkling that he is going to portray Jon as a boring invincible hero with no one to truly physically or intellectually challenge him. Hell, making his boyfriend just as impervious to harm removes any real stakes or tension in the story. Say what you want about Lois Lane being a damsel in distress, she often placed herself in dangerous situations knowing the consequences. Sometimes the tension comes from wondering if she will get herself out of danger using her wits and skills. Jay Nakamura? Nothing bad can happen to him and he will walk away from every situation without a scratch, so why should I care?

One other thing about this is that Lois didn't just not have super powers. She was human, and she was the connection to humanity that Clark Kent found. There was a very humorous Lex Luthor moment where he's told, flat out, that Clark Kent is Superman and doesn't believe it because there'd be no reason for him to live as a human. Why would anybody want to be Clark in a world where they can be Superman?

And it's Lois who I've noticed in most of those stories is what grounds him, perhaps even moreso than his family. She's the one whose attention and affection he won by being himself. She's the one who will do everything she can to support and appreciate Superman, because she sees the man inside who's buried under his own sense of responsibility and desire to do right, even if he's not sure how. And she's the one who, in demonstrating courage despite her vulnerability, in daring to love not just the Man of Steel, but sweet, bumbling, mild-mannered and quiet Clark Kent, reminds us all why Clark Kent is just as much of a hero as Superman. Because

I agree. While Lois is not one of my favorite female characters, I still love her!

I like her wit, her charm, her courage and above all, her compassion. She’s a great of a good female women.

Not like these female modern characters.

A world that sees only supermen as meaningful and ignores the little acts of heroism that we can do for one another is a sad one indeed.

I agree.

That’s one of the reasons why I’m so disillusioned with superheroes. I mean, people like Bob look at celebrities or superheroes in their movies and shows, and they think, “Oh, they’re so perfect and amazing, they’re the ones that truly matter.” But that’s so wrong, other people matter too, it doesn’t matter if they come from an ordinary household.

I don’t understand how they can think that regular people don’t matter.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Slightly off-topic, but Bob calls himself a neoliberal, only Bob can call himself a neoliberal unironically:

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob is completely wrong, all guns create muzzle flash. On account of operating via combustion. It only lasts for a part of a second though, which is why Bob only sees the smoke, since that sticks around.

 

[Adamska]

Bob is completely wrong, all guns create muzzle flash. On account of operating via combustion. It only lasts for a part of a second though, which is why Bob only sees the smoke, since that sticks around.

Bob wouldn't know, because he's only held a prop gun and pretends he knows guns when he wants to pretend he's a firearms expert and Chris might have one himself.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bob is completely wrong, all guns create muzzle flash.

Well, ask him what sound a gun with a suppressor makes and I bet the answer will be "that weird 'phut' sound" rather than "the exact same sound as unsuppressed, just a bit quieter". He watches movies, you know.

Movies with guns.