Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If this weren't lies on top of lies, seasoned with ancho chile lies and served between two slices of whole wheat lies, this would explain a lot.

The singular likelihood I can filter from this bullshit is that Bob is like a middle-aged housewife dyeing her hair, getting an ugly ass tattoo, and bragging to her friends at work about that Billie Eilish concert. They're both terrified to age with grace and dignity so they wrap themselves in a younger generation's wallpaper. Human noses are really tuned to sniff out fraud, though. 4300 pages here are proof of that.

Turns out that wearing somebody else's generational clothing isn't much of an identity, if at all.
It's not even that deep, he is just patting himself on the back while taking a swipe at john stewart for being out of touch. Worth noting that both john stewart and stephen colbert are almost two decades older than bob and that his gen x affectation is horse shit. By his own admission he wasn't weened of his mario obsession until 96. Sure he existed then, but he didn't have his thumb on the pulse of what would later characterize that generation.
 
I doubt it was deliberate but I couldn't help but think of Bob during last night's Rifftrax.
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BBC recently revealed that "transbians" are just predatory straight men. Christa Peterson is a brain dead perma-student who, despite being a genuine woman, tirelessly shills for fake ones.
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The cultural elites -- journalists -- lose their halos when they stops venerating the LGBT:
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Bobby oldsplains the baby trans. I don't know what he's trying to say:
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Luke then brings up Steven's Universe and Ender's Game.


Noam Chomsky agrees with Bob (video)
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Elon Musk:
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Peter Coffin doesn't know Christianity is one and the same as Fascism.
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Various cows have brought up Jon Tron in the past few days.
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Chad Haz versus Virgin Bob and The Dickless Angels:
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Bobby is sick of peering at Brie Larson's underboobs, as does everyone else.
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Bobby compares The Eternals with Aronofsky only to dismiss him:
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Bobby describes The Eternals as "Wim Wenders Chaser in a Fassbinder glass". Can any film buff picture this?
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Note he evades the question about what exactly is the "Fassbinder element".

Bobby thinks the moral quandary in The Eternals is too dense for the public, and is only accessible to intellectuals like him and Luke:
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And don't forget Bobby keeps educating himself, especially on HUGE esoteric philosophical concepts:
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Kissing up to James Gunn:
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I don't see how the Pentagon would disapprove a gay alien dropping the N-bomb. After all, in a recent recruitment vid they let Emma With Two Moms vaporize the whole Taliban with drones.

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No one has praised the eternals without sounding completely pretentious. By all accounts I've heard, it was underwhelming and generic.

Also, has Bob ever had a comic show up in a video? He always talks about them like an imaginary girlfriend up in Canada.

Marvel very rarely tries to handle big topics in the movies, and even the ones it does, it completely fucks up. Winter Soldier doing the whole Freedom vs Security? Completely undermined by literally everyone on team security being Nazis and trying to blow up half the planet. Falcon and Winter Soldier, what if the government had the power to solve all your problems but wasn't? What lengths would you go to? And then the villains are literally lighting people on fire to protest not getting enough teachers for their school. Thanos' whole nonsense plan. I'm sure I'm forgetting plenty, but Marvel movies are not that fucking deep. I like quite a few of them, but I haven't walked out of one of them where I feel the need to reflect on what I watched and how it affects my view of the world or any nonsense like that.

Though I do love the guy who commented "Bob, Marvel is not gonna fuck you"
 
Wow Bob loved an MCU film? I am utterly and truly shocked beyond all measure.

Has there been any MCU flicks that Bob didn't absolutely love?
Anything related to Spider-man as the main protagonist. He is not a fan. But the difference is he is not a fan because his nostalgia goggles are tattooed into his fucking skull with the Raimi Trilogy than being a piss poor adaptation of Spidey and his mythos because it has long been established he doesn't give a flying fuck about the character outside of the Raimi verse.
 
Chris has a confession to make: he used to idolize a certain genocidal maniac. Worse, he even thought him "human".
(And in case you miss every memo in the growing pile: CANCEL CULTURE IS NEVER REAL)
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This is the same exact namby-pamby tone he took when he tried to get that guy fired for making fun of Bob's book. He is such a weak bitch.

"...if he wants his free speech he should have let it end with the special"
He really is the lesser brother. "If he wants to talk freely he should just shut up" is what he's saying. At least Bob can say the same thing but either hide it under 18 metaphors and purple prose, or has the balls to say it directly. Go back to trying to own us by showing off how you're totally still working as an electrician and leave the fascistic hot takes to the better brother.
 
A friend told me that dune is the Best movie to see at the cinema since mad max Fury Road. Blobbo here simping for Marvel because they have black gays in their new mopie. What a fucking exceptional individual
Dune also touches on themes like power corrupting, which is why (the books) are to Sci-Fi what LotR is to fantasy. Meanwhile, Bob here thinks "big explosions+gay blacks+sex scene=deep." Bob's brain is so smooth he can only think in the most primal of terms; skin color, sex, flashing lights, anger, and hunger are what define his life.
 
1. Stephen Colbert is one of the least funny men in comedy now. He was a bit better when he was pretending to be a Republican caricature, but even then he was kinda corny.

2. MovieBob is absolutely a cranky man who obsesses over nostalgic bullshit.

3. Gen-X to Alt-Right pipeline? What the fuck is Bob talking about? Gen-X is a generation. The Alt-Right is a classification for right-wing media deemed too offensive for mainstream publication. They aren't the same type of categorization.

4. MovieBob has never adjusted to a new perspective at any point in his life. He's a fat autistic Democrat who unquestioningly believes in Democratic values because his fat autistic parents told him to.

5. "I don't want to become someone who hates because he fears." This one is interesting, because I think it might be true to some extent. MovieBob doesn't want to become someone who hates because he fears, but he doesn't have the intellect or the will to actually engage with the people that he's afraid of- namely black people and women. So, instead, he praises women and black like his life depends on it, completely submitting himself to the whims of the Twitter mob.
 
BBC recently revealed that "transbians" are just predatory straight men. Christa Peterson is a brain dead perma-student who, despite being a genuine woman, tirelessly shills for fake ones.
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The tweet collage is a bunch of other lesbo whores who are finally speaking out about this lesbo whore saying she raped them.
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All of this is stunning and brave and not a bunch of lesbo whores smelling blood in the water. It's just the kind of thing that can stir Bob's loins.

The face of someone who knows all about raping women. He knows a serial rapist when he sees it.
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fuggin lol :story:
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Amy has an Amazon wish list on his Linktree. Wanna see the first results? Tough titty cuz you are.
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It is then followed by page after page after page of Star Wars, Stargate, and Warhammer Adventures (Warhammer stories for children because that's a thing that children were clamoring for and not arrested developed adults) novels. It then becomes a swamp of YA drivel. I, for one, am shocked to see a troon be such a mindless consoomer.

There was also the mention of being a "book reviewer" in his bio. This is what greets you when you go to his site.
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He's reviewing a comic via a Samsung phone. It seems so fitting and appropriate that the fake woman is spending so much energy reviewing a book in digital form AND showing it off. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
 
Lately I've been reading a bit about the psychoanalytic concept of the Id, Ego and Superego. The general impression I've gotten is (which could be wrong) is that the Id is the primitive, animalistic part of the brain that only cares about fighting, feeding and fucking. Purely hedonistic and even cruel, but necessary for survival. The Superego, by contrast, represents the archetype of humans in society. The "advanced" para-social being that creates civilization. Morality, restraint civility, all that stuff.

It's ironic, then, that Bob's fascist ideology revolves entirely around "progression into the superior future" but his concept of a superior future is entirely hedonistic. The things that separate a human from an animal: diplomacy, empathy, an understanding of fundamental rights and the inherent value of human life, are all absent and dismissed. Instead, Bob's focus is entirely on space ships, robot bodies, laser guns and other "cool" things that are made to entertain or serve a carnal need/desire, but don't do anything to advance humans on a fundamental level.

For someone who so heavily fetishes progress and futurism, his thinking is extremely primitive and tribalistic. He's basically a caveman. "Me want conquer enemy tribe. Me want flying machines. Me want shiny things."
 
Calling Moviebob a eugenicist isn't "smearing" him, nor is it libel. Calling Moviebob a eugenicist is a statement of fact as proven by his stances toward abortion.



It's so amusing how Bob thinks dopey popcorn movies are smart because they reference real life pseudo-science.
He's very desperate to pretend he doesn't have an IQ near room temperature, and even more so in pretending these films meant for children and which are done in an assembly line are deep because it's one of the only forms of media he barely understands.
Please. The only way Moviebob's IQ could possibly be room temperature is if said room has no fireplace, has no access to electricity, and is located directly on the South Pole.



Bob is a “cranky man who rages at change to nostalgic bullshit”. Recent examples include his reaction to the cast for the animated Mario movie and the trailer for Matt Reeves’ The Batman.
Not to mention his reaction to Nintendo and UbiSoft's Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle some a few years back.



Noam Chomsky agrees with Bob (video)
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My rebuttal: It is malignant "people"--malignant things, more accurately--like Moviebob that nobody with even a modicum of self-respect would ever want to be around, even long before COVID-19 ever became a widespread panic.



Big difference between Elon Musk and Moviebob: One has actually contributed to science and technology; the other is Moviebob.



Peter Coffin doesn't know Christianity is one and the same as Fascism.
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I'd still rahter live under a Christofascism than under a Hitlerian Moviebobocracy (I repeat myself with the latter).



Various cows have brought up Jon Tron in the past few days.
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I dunno. Was anyone aware than Moviebob was--and still is--a virulently hateful, ignorant, racist, sexist, fascistic, misanthropic, self-obsessed swine when they initally started following him?



Looks like Moviebob might have just added "justified cases of animal abuse and torture" to his list of "acceptable tactics for a Superiaa Fyuuchaa".



Chad Haz versus Virgin Bob and The Dickless Angels:
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If "firing the extremely unpleasant, annoying, talentless parasites" is the goal of every entertainment production company... let's just say that Moviebob would be immediately terminated from all current online contribution contracts, he would never have amy more than five dollars to his name at any time, and his permanent residence would be in a cheap canvas tent on a dangerous street corner in Boston.
 
Is this the same guy who offered Bob something like $500 to debate him?

Oh no...he's a twitch streamer
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Bruh. Haz if you ever see this, and to anyone else who gets the same idea, you cannot debate Bob because Bob will not debate you. Bob would never put himself in a position where he could be directly challenged and not be able to smuckle behind a block. You will not be able to shame him into it either because Bob has about 20 or so lickspittles that will comfort him and shield him. Logic and reasoning does not work on the illogical and unreasonable. Even if someone were to convince Bob into a debate and destroy him with facts and logic with such fervor that it'd make Ben Shapiro's tiny hat grow three sizes that day Bob would not go away and nothing would happen to him. That's because no one cares about Robert Chipman outside of his autistic sycophants and weirdo Bobologists like myself.

Haz thinks as highly as himself as Bob does of himself. Bob's greatest nightmare isn't debating some political twitch streamer. Bob's greatest nightmare is becoming flotsam in the great ever flowing river of time, to be washed away, forgotten and erased. This debate means nothing to him because how can being slightly embarrassed even begin to compare with the horror that is his inescapable reality?
 
Various cows have brought up Jon Tron in the past few days.
It is amazing how people diss JonTron for raising valid criticism and concerns over someone who has done something horrible and everyone just goes "Shut up, nazi. You're the same an antivaxx". How can these people be so terribly deluded and utterly heartless to pull this crap? At this point i honestly think that they are not human if they know what happened and they still go along defending a monster that tortured animals for absolutely nothing. I'm sorry if i'm being mad, but you would expect that animal cruelty would be the hurdle these people would stop at and think a bit, but i guess it's too much to ask.
And don't forget Bobby keeps educating himself, especially on HUGE esoteric philosophical concepts:
It's funny that Bob says he had to learn before turning into a jaded adult. Really funny, because he doesn't even behave like an adult man. He doesn't take care of himself, doesn't have any wholesome creative hobbies (i don't count his word salad vomit videos as a hobby since it's his job) and probably any sort of discussion about morality, the advancement of technology or the soul crushing atmosphere of the modern world would end in "Progress good. Nothing matter but robots and lasers".

Being a jaded adult usually makes you grow out of previous things you did and engage in things that while being more somber and less exciting, they are more rewarding at a personal level. Bob will never be able to do that.
Warhammer Adventures (Warhammer stories for children because that's a thing that children were clamoring for and not arrested developed adults) novels
These books almost caused a terrible divide in the warhammer community. The newbies and most people like that troon praised them for being kid friendly in order to introduce their kids to 40K and that showing that in the grim darkness of the 41st millenium, there was a glimmer of hope. The core fans of 40K (most content creators and old players) lambasted them saying that grimdark should stay grimdark and that after so many years, it was very late to change 40K from what it was. But in general, those books are pretty much heresy from the lens of anyone versed in warhammer. But since warhammer fans are turbo autists, not many care.
you cannot debate Bob because Bob will not debate you.
Reminds me of DSP. Bob and DSP share the same vector in which they will not confront face to face anyone that might represent a threat to them because they know all the tricks they have under their greasy and sweaty sleeves. The main difference is that Bob is too cowardly to acknowlegde his detractors and critics, so we gotta hand it to DSP. He has more balls than MovieBob.
 
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