Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TigerGoblin]

Yep, and he likes to use it as an insult to mock others. For a while he loved calling others "neck beards".

Kind of, they believed that they had the power to bring fictional characters to life and cheat death because they had a "full understanding" of the world around them. And according to that guy, when he was part of the group, Bob was actually one of the more sane ones. Oh how time has changed.

So it all comes down full circle. Bob's real religion is all about summoning the second coming of Mario

 

[Positron]

Either way, if you could get him to write three paragraphs on his beliefs, it would probably be the most exceptional thing you ever read.

He'd just fashionably claim he is "spiritual but not religious", i.e. consoomerist and sees God in every comic book.

 

[make_it_so]

Why can't the heart attack come a tiny bit quicker? I want this fat fuck to get a burly Latina nurse to tell him to shut the fuck up, lol.

I know it's considered getting MATI to wish physical harm on cows, but Bob's combination of hyperpartisan neo-fascistic venom and mind-burning stupidity really makes that difficult.

@Positron, you truly are doing a thankless task. I can't imagine how many blood vessels you pop having to trawl through this titanic piece of shit's Twitter feed on a daily basis.

Rep. Clay Higgins: "They don't expect you to comply with their commands until the end of covid; they expect you to comply with their commands until the end of time."

I like his "Cowboy Preacher cosplay".

This "Cowboy Preacher" is actually a former Sheriff that once basically cut a WWE promo on a street gang that was terrorizing the local community

I'd actually love to see him do something similar on COVIDiots like MovieBlob and his tard orbiters.

YOU DUMB ASS. EVERYTHING THERE IS WRONG.

Bob is proof that the only thing worst than a fake geek is a stupid and illiterate geek.

I can't exactly remember the details but:
1) A kid whose dad was an atheist asked the Pope whether her dad was in Heaven
2) The Pope said yes.

Depending on what you believe this is Francis talking about something he knows nothing about, Francis trying to change the Catholic teaching that extra Ecclesiam nulla salus (only Catholics can go to Heaven) or Francis assuming the father repented before he died. Draw your own conclusions.

Or Francis was simply being smart and not trying to traumatize a young child. Which is smarter than MovieBob, who you know if he was asked by some young kid who's dad was one of those filthy "believers" would tell that kid then and there that no, your father is burning for eternity and paying the price for not consuming correct product. The subhuman fat pig would probably squeal with joy at seeing a young child completely break down into tears, then go on Twitter and tell a bullshit story about how he sent some Nazi MAGA-chud trash running away crying.

 

[Flexo]

Either way, if you could get him to write three paragraphs on his beliefs, it would probably be the most exceptional thing you ever read.

That wasn't brick by brick?

Y'all are going to make me dive into the Bob archives again aren't ya...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@Positron, you truly are doing a thankless task. I can't imagine how many blood vessels you pop having to trawl through this titanic piece of shit's Twitter feed on a daily basis.

This can’t be emphasized strongly enough. Largely thanks to Positron’s tireless work, we all know Robert much better than he’ll ever be able to know himself. What a disturbing, often hilarious cautionary tale it’s become. I can scarcely imagine the rage Robert feels over his every flaw, weakness, untruth, and impotence laid bare here for all to see. In other words, Positron is doing God’s work.

 

[Flexo]

Time to pull out my smoking pipe and play professor. Barry Allen was revealed to be a fan of Jay Garrick's adventures in Flash Comics in Showcase #4 at the very start of the Silver Age so National Periodical/DC Comics existed as a business entity on Earth-One. He later hypothesized that Gardner Fox's subconscious tapped into Jay's adventures Earth-Two as dreams, which stopped in 1949--the same year the title ended IRL However, this was rarely a plot point until Grant Morrison's Multiversity where the adventures of heroes from one Earth were chronicled as comic books. Earth-8 was the home of DC's version of Marvel Comics, which were known in other parts of the multiverse as "Major Comics".

(NOTE: the depopulated Earth-7 is DC's version of the Ultimate Marvel universe.)

As for Marvel Comics existing in the Marvel Universe, Bob's not wrong, but I believe that @Flexo is mistaken in asserting that DC Comics ever existed there. None of the Avengers recognized the Justice League during the JLAvengers crossover as Hawkeye called them "Squadron Supreme wannabes". It would have been a gas if a hypothetical AC Comics published a Squadron Supreme title inspired by the Earth-712 version in 616 or the MCU.

Well.... at the risk of sperging up the board (I mean there were a LOT of Marvel/DC crossovers before JLA/avengers- including Batman & the Punisher - twice!) I'll just post this screenshot from a wiki.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Gotta second that, Positron is the GOAT.

Also, I just re-watched Hail, Caesar! and there's a scene I love where the movie studio brings in a Rabbi, Priest, Pastor and Patriarch to see that the movie they're creating won't offend anyone.

Of course they wind up getting into a comical argument, but the Rabbi describes God the same way I'd describe Bob. "He's a bachelor, and very angry!"

 

[Boom Boss]

I was just going to post that the reason Robert spends most of his time tweeting in the basement is that he’s too much of a pussy to speak to people IRL like he does online. I guarantee he’s never so much as taken on a curt tone with someone. Twitter allows him to LARP as a tough guy. He’d get his dick knocked in the dirt daily if he pulled this shit IRL.

I saw a video of Bob and Chris talking at a convention. He was polite for the 30 seconds I actually watched. I can't find the video though.

 

[JayHarrison]

I saw a video of Bob and Chris talking at a convention. He was polite for the 30 seconds I actually watched. I can't find the video though.

Were either of them actually speaking during those thirty seconds?

 

[Boom Boss]

Were either of them actually speaking during those thirty seconds?

Both of them the entire time. They actually had a panel that lasted a hour.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I saw a video of Bob and Chris talking at a convention. He was polite for the 30 seconds I actually watched. I can't find the video though.

I’ve seen Bob on several podcasts as a guest and he is always extremely deferential. The contrast between his Twitter self and his IRL self is very striking.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Well.... at the risk of sperging up the board (I mean there were a LOT of Marvel/DC crossovers before JLA/avengers- including Batman & the Punisher - twice!) I'll just post this screenshot from a wiki.

To be honest, that could be artistic license and the canonicity of those crossover stories are questionable. Then again, the Avengers are probably too busy saving the world from Kang to watch cartoons to recognize the League and aren't emotionally-stunted manchildren like Bob so they probably have more mature hobbies. I don't want to overthink it too much.

Merciful Frigg, I miss the crazy 90s crossovers of yore. We need a sequel to Archie Meet The Punisher.

 

[Bolo]

Heaven help me, but I actually went to look to see if people were hating on the guy who made that funny vampire movie the stoners like and the Chinese lady who makes those slow indie flicks just because they now have disney money, and I couldn't find dick.

It is always so bizarre to see how Robert comes up with these scenarios where he makes some fiction about directors, actors or even politicians being put in situation where they totally "own" their opposition, who are just furious and eating their hands. It is some weird vicariously "win" Robert likes to gives to these people in a fight that never was, because he craves some catharsis or some shit like that over this weird fanfiction he conjures about people he never met and nevel will.

Also, Taika Waititi was never much of a high-brown darling. Yeah, I saw on his wiki that he has some classy awards under his name, but I don't see any indie darling following of him the same way Zhao did. Like I said, for most people he was the guy in that funny vampire movie, that is all, good on him if he is making that Marvel money.

And Zhao, I didn't see, but maybe there was some bellyaching over her "selling out", except she never had to "sell out", she was beyond rich her entire life.

but in the end, WHO THE FUCK CARES!?? Knock it off with this creepy shit Robert.

Speaking of creep.

I had to look who the original Looney Tunes creators were, one was Jewish alright, and he died in 1949 a bit after the war has ended, not much is known about his private life, the other died in 1922, before any Nazi came about and the last one died in 82 and nothing much is known about him either.

About the famous directors and creators of the Looney Tunes for the warners, very few were politicaly inclined, I guess you could say Chuck Jones was a liberal, but if so, he never said much.

Yes, WB had the looney Tunes do a bunch of andti nazi/german propaganda during war time, doesn't mean you get to talk about people who have been dead for decades and who they would or wouldn't associate with, grave stading is a shitty thing to do Robert, stop being a spaz.

 

[Positron]

Or Francis was simply being smart and not trying to traumatize a young child. Which is smarter than MovieBob, who you know if he was asked by some young kid who's dad was one of those filthy "believers" would tell that kid then and there that no, your father is burning for eternity and paying the price for not consuming correct product.

It may sound paradoxical but a pastoral personnel (as opposed to a Pope) cannot be too resolute about right and wrong. No matter how moral you think you are, you are seeing things from a human perspective. You simply don't have God's eye view or even Papal Infallibility; pretending that you do is hubris. Think the three friends of Job.

The subhuman fat pig would probably squeal with joy at seeing a young child completely break down into tears, then go on Twitter and tell a bullshit story about how he sent some Nazi MAGA-chud trash running away crying.

Bobby would then send his Angels to love-bomb the distraught kid. Another "egg" cracked!

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Is it just me, or is Bob's English getting worse? He's always spoke like a tard, but between the giant run-on sentences and the bad, confusing grammar, his writings are becoming less comprehensible every day.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Uhhhh....

 

[Vida]

I saw a video of Bob and Chris talking at a convention. He was polite for the 30 seconds I actually watched. I can't find the video though.

 

[JayHarrison]

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WHO THE FUCK CARES!?? Knock it off with this creepy shit Robert.

Speaking of creep.
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Talk about LOONEY tunes...

I had to look who the original Looney Tunes creators were, one was Jewish alright, and he died in 1949 a bit after the war has ended, not much is known about his private life, the other died in 1922, before any Nazi came about and the last one died in 82 and nothing much is known about him either.

Mel Blanc, WB's most prolific voice artist, was also Jewish.

About the famous directors and creators of the Looney Tunes for the warners, very few were politicaly inclined, I guess you could say Chuck Jones was a liberal, but if so, he never said much.

Yes, WB had the looney Tunes do a bunch of andti nazi/german propaganda during war time, doesn't mean you get to talk about people who have been dead for decades and who they would or wouldn't associate with, grave stading is a shitty thing to do Robert, stop being a spaz.

Given the parallels between Moviebob and Nazi-esque worldview, there's no way I can imagine Bob escaping WB's view unnoticed.

 

[make_it_so]

Is it just me, or is Bob's English getting worse? He's always spoke like a tard, but between the giant run-on sentences and the bad, confusing grammar, his writings are becoming less comprehensible every day.

He spends all his time on Twitter. As such he starts to pick up and absorb all the verbal ticks that you might find on a stupid platform made for immensely stupid people that convey their stupid thoughts 280 characters at a time.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It's amazing how much Bob wants to feel like he's part of some persecuted group because he likes fucking Marvel movies.