Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Moviebob with a law degree? Its like a hypopotamus with a machine gun!
Or a collection of ulcers for the poor judges that will need to deal with MovieBlob, attorney at law 's shit until he gets inevitably disbarred for acting like an unhinged maniac on court when a judge refuses his plea to sentence a random redneck to death for making a joke Blob didn't like lol!

>be me
>I think I've had enough A&H for one day, time to check on some lolcows
>click Moviebob thread
>oh hey more discussion of the Rittenhouse trial
>I should have known better
If anything this is an interesting look on the mind of a maniac, Blob is literally preaching totalitarianism and treating entire regions of the U.S. as second class citizens at best while thinking he is a good guy, a humanitarian!

Just think of the literal fucking hell it would be to live even a single day under King Blobert, people would get publicly executed for merely being from a certain region!
 
If anything this is an interesting look on the mind of a maniac, Blob is literally preaching totalitarianism and treating entire regions of the U.S. as second class citizens at best while thinking he is a good guy, a humanitarian!

Just think of the literal fucking hell it would be to live even a single day under King Blobert, people would get publicly executed for merely being from a certain region!
Also you seemingly can't get your region off the bad list. Wisconsin elected a Democratic Governor and then voted for Biden. Doesn't matter, still TRUMPER TRASH, all your rights are eliminated!
 
If anything this is an interesting look on the mind of a maniac, Blob is literally preaching totalitarianism and treating entire regions of the U.S. as second class citizens at best while thinking he is a good guy, a humanitarian!

Just think of the literal fucking hell it would be to live even a single day under King Blobert, people would get publicly executed for merely being from a certain region!
He would be rapidly deposed by those around him.
And no, not in a "useful idiots get the bullet after the revolution" kind of way, but like someone so erratic and so vengeful as Bob poses a threat to everyone in power around him.
His short-tempered tard-rage would pose a threat to all his generals. It would pose a threat to all his secret police. It would pose a threat to all his financiers & economic backers. Anybody in Superior Leadah's cabal would get nervous under the collar, and it would result with a coup'ed King Blobert.

Imagine you're the head of the army when King Blobert, known for his incel anger and chimpouts, decides he wants your daughter for sexy times?

But this of course assumes Bob will ever get into any sort of "power" beyond king of his Mom's basement. Which thank God that he wont.
 
I didn't know that Rocky used guns, I must've missed that movie. I think you are kinda missing the point, for a guy who's outspoken against firearms, to make a character like Cobra that basically preaches about how police should use excessive violence and guns to solve their problems
It is masculine power fantasy. Stallone was making a consoomer product, not a political statement.

Regulars reply to Bobby's latest "invisible man in the sky" rant:
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Smart Angel doesn't recognize the quotation mark. I'm perfectly okay to call him "woman" in quotes.

Some nigger jorno called Elie Mystal commits Contempt of Court.
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Someone observes the pervasive reach of the Reality Distortion Field of the press:
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DarthTrolls is certainly humoring Bobby. He can't possibly thinks what he claims.

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How ironic that someone who was born and raised in the community came to trash it. And note how this wag doesn't mention the two other men who were shot, because they are "imports" like Rittenhouse.

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Bobby tries to word-lawyer his way out of an L:
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Animated gifs are the soul of wit:
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Bobby cannot decide whether Rittenhouse is acting or not.
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@Ralph Barnhardt , do we have a dossier on Drawnder?

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Bobby sure aren't concerned about "the full weight of the State", because he Believes the State will be at his beck and call.

A tangent and a famous Angel. This woke seems to have forgotten their treasured claim that AIs can be biased or "racist".
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Still the malapropism is embarrassing.


Non-Rittenhouse news.
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Bobby's own economic anxiety can't come soon enough. Hipster welfare can't last forever, and soon he'll become a forgotten man.

Peter Coffin speaks ill on BLM:
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Paul Thomas Anderson likes Venom 2, which somehow vindicates Bobby:
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More speculations on Eternals 2.
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No one in the west has heard of Tony Leung -- except Bobby of course.
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The "foreplay scene" looks like something out of a last-gen game console. And Tony Leung looks like a piece of constipated log, sorry for the mixed metaphor.

Good news about Black Panther 2:
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Comic book:
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Kiddie toys:
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Bobby retweeted a lot of screen shots by Indie Gamer Chick, taken from a game called Marsupilami. I'll spare you.

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Gross.

We start this update with the distinction between Natural Selection and Eugenics, so why not sign off with another lecture on Social Darwinism?
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Regarding Bob's Moon Knight spergery, no fucking shit the deities won't be white. Konshu, Moon Knight's patron god is literally a fucking bird skull that talks to him through his raging schizophrenia.

Moon Knight is a wildly inconsistent character, because there has never been a real through line for the character except that he's literally Schizo Batman. The only Moon Knight book I really remember was when Bendis wrote him like a decade ago, and in the book Moon Knight was constantly hallucinating other superheroes talking to him. He also got in a fight with a bunch of prostitutes and almost died.

Shit was surreal.
 
It's really amazing this guy is so pro-violence but at the same time you say "You and your brother are fat exceptional fucks and should get Covid" and he will instantly meltdown and cry harassment. Can't handle the tweets, but wants to see poor neighborhoods burn into flames, lol.
That's how most malignant narcissists are.
His ideology has seriously deteriorated to the point here he's out in public babbling to people about how we need to end fucking Habeas Corpus.

This man is so far gone, but he thinks he's normal.
Ultimately his ideology consists of "I want what I want and I want it NOW!" Modern American Corporate Progressivism just happens to be the one ideology the could serve as a vehicle for this - both for himself and others.

In the Kyle Rittenhouse trial thread, @GuntPunt noted this:
I am firm belief than Moviebob isn't just a lolcow, it's a modern ideology proliferating on sites like reddit and Twitter. That's personally why I hate Diabeeto so much. He is indicative of a sadistic portion of society that contributes little but contempt for those holding the rest of it up, and require a constant stream of dopamine from hormone infused fast food bread and Disney and Marvel branded circuses to sustain perpetual nigger-cattledom. A monolith of parasitism.

They are looking for power. God willing they never find it.
 
I haven't heard the term "moral majority" since.... I think 1990 or so when I picked up a compilation of old Bloom County strips and Binkley(?) complains to Opus (EDIT: see a few posts down for a more accurate recollection) that he's so WASPy he's not part of any minority - not even the "Moral Majority" minority. It stuck in my mind because even then the use seemed novel. Also, the term "Majority minority" amused me.

( Not that anyone gives a damn, but the punchline still has some bearing: After defining himself as Not-Minority-A Not-Minority-B Not-Minority-C Not-Minority-D etc. Binkley realizes that there's almost no one else on the planet with that same set of labels... making him a minority. )

Unless there was a resurgence I missed, Bob's using terms that were crusty when he was in grade school.

This man is so far gone, but he thinks he's normal.
Most do. For instance, has anyone who believed they were Jesus not considered themselves normal?

Self-praise is no recommendation and self-diagnosis is no testament.

Does fivehead here wanna explain that to Bob, because he's the one that started this stupidity about natural selection (and seems damned fond of eugenics...).
 
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If the brat is acquitted, there should be *PROTESTS*
oh cool, Bob, you gonna go? did you go to any protests last year? have you ever gone to a protest? or is tweeting 9001 times a day the Superior Future way of protesting, while holding signs is for Useless America?
also protesting a Rittenhouse acquittal sounds like a great way to get shot or run over by Oath Keepers or III%ers so Bob should absolutely fly out to Kenosha 🎩

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I wish they'd visualized "spice effects" less like hallucinogens...
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it would work more like cocaine or adderall than peyote or LSD
lol Bob, you stupid fuck. tell me you've never read Dune without telling me you've never read Dune. also...
Paul Stamets said:
Frank went on to tell me that much of the premise of Dune — the magic spice (spores) that allowed the ending of space (tripping), the giant worms (maggots digesting mushrooms), the eyes of the Fremen (the cerulean blue of Psilocybe mushrooms), the mysticism of the female spiritual warriors, the Bene Gesserit (influenced by tales of Marina Sabina and the sacred mushroom cults of Mexico) — came from his perception of the fungal life cycle, and his imagination was stimulated through his experiences with the use of magic mushrooms.
(from Mycelium Running, chapter 9.)
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I haven't heard the term "moral majority" since.... I think 1990 or so when I picked up a compilation of old Bloom County strips and Binkley(?) complains to Opus that he's so WASPy he's not part of any minority - not even the "Moral Majority" minority. It stuck in my mind because even then the use seemed novel. Also, the term "Majority minority" amused me.

( Not that anyone gives a damn, but the punchline still has some bearing: After defining himself as Not-Minority-A Not-Minority-B Not-Minority-C Not-Minority-D etc. Binkley realizes that there's almost no one else on the planet with that same set of labels... making him a minority. )
It was Binkley, and he was talking to his dad, not Opus (it was one of his midnight musings, as I recall.) I remember that because, especially for a leftist like Berkeley Breathed, it was very close to actual ideological reflection on his part. And while Breathed has reached similar levels of reflection since, Moviebob has yet to come anywhere close.

Ultimately his ideology consists of "I want what I want and I want it NOW!" Modern American Corporate Progressivism just happens to be the one ideology the could serve as a vehicle for this - both for himself and others.

In the Kyle Rittenhouse trial thread, @GuntPunt noted this:
Off tangent slightly.

I am firm belief than Moviebob isn't just a lolcow, it's a modern ideology proliferating on sites like reddit and Twitter. That's personally why I hate Diabeeto so much. He is indicative of a sadistic portion of society that contributes little but contempt for those holding the rest of it up, and require a constant stream of dopamine from hormone infused fast food bread and Disney and Marvel branded circuses to sustain perpetual nigger-cattledom. A monolith of parasitism.

They are looking for power. God willing they never find it.

The thing about Bob is that he's fundamentally lazy, as are most (if not all) who subscribe to his ideology. And I don't just mean intellectually lazy (remember the green screen wall?) They want a Superior Future, but they're unwilling to lift a finger to attain that future. They will never get power, of any sort, due to their personal laziness and awful personalities.
 
It was Binkley, and he was talking to his dad, not Opus (it was one of his midnight musings, as I recall.) I remember that because, especially for a leftist like Berkeley Breathed, it was very close to actual ideological reflection on his part. And while Breathed has reached similar levels of reflection since, Moviebob has yet to come anywhere close.
Hah, I was right about the one I doubted and wrong about the one I was sure of. Typical.

Always good to meet someone with a better memory than mine. :)
 
No one in the west has heard of Tony Leung -- except Bobby of course.
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The "foreplay scene" looks like something out of a last-gen game console. And Tony Leung looks like a piece of constipated log, sorry for the mixed metaphor.
Bob should stop this shit of how he knows more when he probably just found out about him on wikipedia. Bob clearly shows he doesn't watch actual foreign films beyond the few that happen to be popular among the crowd he wants to please that are in American theatres.
 
The thing about Bob is that he's fundamentally lazy, as are most (if not all) who subscribe to his ideology. And I don't just mean intellectually lazy (remember the green screen wall?) They want a Superior Future, but they're unwilling to lift a finger to attain that future. They will never get power, of any sort, due to their personal laziness and awful personalities.
Blob is the frontman of a subgroup of society's nigger cattle who are lazy and need to be appeased by mass produced movie #12816 and special edition Funko pops with a radical left wing political edge that feeds off his mindset of consoomerism.

He not only wants to consume Marvel or Disney, but free healthcare and political power. He is vindictive against blue collar or rural "salt of the earth" people because he believes they "think wrong" and robbed him of 100 year human technological advancement so he could watch Pixar's Buzz Lightyear in zero-g on the moon, and literally nothing else worthwhile. Keep in mind these people Blob hates also do things like pick up garbage, maintain sewer lines, mine useful minerals, and generally keep society afloat by doing unwanted things while the dregs of society like Blob complain on Twitter and make Youtube videos for a dead channel.

The problem is these people are being bred by the most pozzed websites, media and forums. And while they are lazy, if we, God forbid, reach "Moviebob critical mass", where there are a considerable amount of consoomers with this mentality, which media corporations want us to become and are pushing us toward to increase profits, shit can go downhill really quick.

It's 99.9% never going to happen, but the push to create the Moviebobs of the world for a more docile society is apparent was the point I was trying to get across. And representative MovieBob, with his gunted Mario costume getup and his brown shirt mentality just grosses me out.
 
Blob is the frontman of a subgroup of society's nigger cattle who are lazy and need to be appeased by mass produced movie #12816 and special edition Funko pops with a radical left wing political edge that feeds off his mindset of consoomerism.

He not only wants to consume Marvel or Disney, but free healthcare and political power. He is vindictive against blue collar or rural "salt of the earth" people because he believes they "think wrong" and robbed him of 100 year human technological advancement so he could watch Pixar's Buzz Lightyear in zero-g on the moon, and literally nothing else worthwhile. Keep in mind these people Blob hates also do things like pick up garbage, maintain sewer lines, mine useful minerals, and generally keep society afloat by doing unwanted things while the dregs of society like Blob complain on Twitter and make Youtube videos for a dead channel.

The problem is these people are being bred by the most pozzed websites, media and forums. And while they are lazy, if we, God forbid, reach "Moviebob critical mass", where there are a considerable amount of consoomers with this mentality, which media corporations want us to become and are pushing us toward to increase profits, shit can go downhill really quick.

It's 99.9% never going to happen, but the push to create the Moviebobs of the world for a more docile society is apparent was the point I was trying to get across. And representative MovieBob, with his gunted Mario costume getup and his brown shirt mentality just grosses me out.
You're overestimating Moviebob's value since while you are right that there is a push to make people into mindless consoomers, Bob is just a very vile and terrible person since while there is a vocal minority who share Moviebob's sentiments, Moviebob literally wants large swarms of people to die (like he at one point literally advocates for red states to basically be nuked or deprived of resources even though not everyone in a red state is some hillbilly) and his ideology is similar to a nazi but painted in the lens of a corporate bootlicker.

Moviebob's politics are shallow as fuck and literally cares for nothing beyond killing the "wrong people", bending reality to suit his needs, and consooming nerdy shit to appear superior to everyone else.

Bob is just a nobody who will scream all day from his Mom's basement about how mayo ghouls are the death of society while everyone shuns him beyond the few delusional followers he has.

Though you bringing up the Mario costume does remind me of how Bob has compared himself to characters like Mario or Captain N when he is pretty much just the real life equivalent of Porky from the Earthbound series.
 
We start this update with the distinction between Natural Selection and Eugenics, so why not sign off with another lecture on Social Darwinism?
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I don't know if I have seen a more perfect encapsulation of Moviebob ego and ineptitude. He barges into a thread where somebody else is quoting a work, and proceeds to spew his own half baked opinions, believing his drivel to surpass and completely refute the quote posted. What's even funnier is that while the quote is eloquent enough, its also quick, delivering its premise in two tweet lengths, meanwhile, Bob uses for tweet lengths to approach something resembling a point, while bungling history, human nature, and science all in one go. He then signs off on this thread by assuming the other person who literally posted the quote, is less learned than he is, and tells them to go to a library and start reading (you know, just the library, not specific books, or specific genres they should start at, but just "the library", because that makes sense).
 
like he at one point literally advocates for red states to basically be nuked or deprived of resources even though not everyone in a red state is some hillbilly
This is a fun point. Robert has notably advocated this for Florida. A state which has 10 million non-white people and more specifically 5+ million Democrat/Biden voters. While he lives in a state with less than 2 million non-white people and only 2+ million Democrat/Biden voters. By the only metric Robert thinks matters to this equation (non-white people voting Democrat nationally for President) his state is far less essential to the production of the SUPERIOR FUTURE. He'd also never call for the obliteration of California even though it has a whopping 14.5 million white people (more than double the entire population of Massachusetts) and 6 million Trump voters. (Also a state which has twice voted against gay marriage.)

Anyway, ultimately for all of Robert's incoherent blubbering he thinks "I am one of the good ones and therefore are exempt from the pogroms and should benefit from the SUPERIOR FUTURE" simply because he does his little performative outrage on Twitter and dutifully CONSOOMS. He's not, the social justice literature is very clear on this. That very mentality is helping to maintain an oppressive system of white supremacy and capitalism. He's complicit.
 
This is literally Atlas Shrugged with the serial numbers filed off.

I'm not joking - "Only my side is based on facts, and religious belief has no basis in reality and stops big corporations bringing about a SUPERYAH FYOOCHA" is one of the points Rand made in that doorstopper of a book. One of the things a Christian critic said about Atlas Shrugged was that when he read it, he could "hear a voice screaming 'to the gas chamber'", which is something you can definitely see in anything Bob says or does.
 
This is literally Atlas Shrugged with the serial numbers filed off.

I'm not joking - "Only my side is based on facts, and religious belief has no basis in reality and stops big corporations bringing about a SUPERYAH FYOOCHA" is one of the points Rand made in that doorstopper of a book. One of the things a Christian critic said about Atlas Shrugged was that when he read it, he could "hear a voice screaming 'to the gas chamber'", which is something you can definitely see in anything Bob says or does.
That's accurate but

>Implying Bob would address corporations are bad even as a political point unless they support those evil christian republicans
 
This is literally Atlas Shrugged with the serial numbers filed off.

I'm not joking - "Only my side is based on facts, and religious belief has no basis in reality and stops big corporations bringing about a SUPERYAH FYOOCHA" is one of the points Rand made in that doorstopper of a book. One of the things a Christian critic said about Atlas Shrugged was that when he read it, he could "hear a voice screaming 'to the gas chamber'", which is something you can definitely see in anything Bob says or does.
And yet Chris won't unperson his Randian mentally challenged brother who wants to gas people like him if you apply his tard screams of rage into a consistent doctrine.
 
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