Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Cats]

I saw this thread from the main page and thought it said Robert Chimpman so I clicked it, but I was beyond disappointed.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Yeah like honestly Bob’s childish mindset is personally why I can’t really see any arguments of him being a meaningful representative of anyone politically outside of dumb Twitter nobodies yet even then Bob is more cruel.

Like this moron is stuck in the past where he sees anyone in a black and white mindset and acts like any minor difference is worth being an enemy to him (unless they are family). Bob throws temper tantrums like a child when anything doesn’t go his way to even the most petty of shit like Mario’s casting.

His Rittenhouse rants really indicate how cruel, nasty and childish Bob is for basically wanting a dumb teen to suffer the worst of cases and to make an example of them. Like holy shit the fact he was dismissive of people offering redemption really is indicative of how his morality is, which isn’t to surprising given he compared FPS gamers to orcs before that he must slay to protect vidya.

Then the double jeopardy thing just proves how he has the mentality of a child because say that somehow what he wanted was implemented. Congratulations Bob, courts will be wasting their time retrying countless people until a certain result is reached.

For someone who claims to be intelligent, Bob sure shows how fucking stupid he is with how little he knows anything works beyond Bing Bang Wahoo!

This makes his love for superheroes all the more baffling since they are the definition of second chances. They are the champions of redemption never being away from anybody. No matter how much they fell into the abyss. I can name you all of the characters whose origin is based on the concept of redemption with ease.

Bob simply see them as an escapist fantasy. He doesn't value their morals, not tries to keep them in mind. He just see them as 'Powerful guys and gals that get the girl and boy'. That juvenile and ignorant mindset is the reason why they were made to FIGHT something that. Stan Lee was a firm believer that one can make the difference for the better.

Comic fans are right to hate his guts. For all the smug knowledge he can pull from Wikipedia. It is more than clear he rather be a Injustice Superman than Spider-man if fate were to humor his petty, uncaring fatass.

He deserves to scream into the void and never get anything in return.

 

[EnemyStand]

This makes his love for superheroes all the more baffling since they are the definition of second chances. They are the champions of redemption never being away from anybody. No matter how much they fell into the abyss. I can name you all of the characters whose origin is based on the concept of redemption with ease.

Look at all the Marvel movies. The villain dies at the end of each one with only one exception: Ghost in Ant-Man and Wasp. No forgiveness, no redemption. Hell, Thor straight up murdered Thanos in Endgame even though there was no reason to kill him anymore. The old ways of capturing villains and trying to always do the right thing and redeem if you can is gone, handed over to a generation that agreed with Red Mask about the Joker and didn't understand Batman's reason why he couldn't break his no kill rule, even for someone as evil as the Joker. They scream for blood, not understanding the toll drawing it can take on the human psyche while they replace what people loved with their own arrogance. Bob is the perfect representation of a modern superhero fan.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Look at all the Marvel movies. The villain dies at the end of each one with only one exception: Ghost in Ant-Man and Wasp.

And also Loki, the Vulture, Justin Hammer, Dormammu, the Tinkerer, Grandmaster, Surtur and the black one gauntlet Shocker.

 

[Positron]

What would it take to make liberals realize that wokeness doesn't fly among their treasured pee o'seas? Or that legal immigrants are the staunchest opponents to open borders?




Jan 6:




Bobby refuses to believe people can develop severe reaction to covid vaccines:


I never thought virus has a "side" that you can fight for, but as I repeatedly clarified, I'm not Properly Evolved.


Glenn Greenwald on press propaganda again (video on Rumble, 37 minutes)

What is Bobby even saying? Does he mean that Wikipedia, which is his whole sphere of knowledge, is "inauthentic"?

American houses are selling, but who are buying them?


People are asking the impossible from Biden:

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Ben & Jerry tastes better with black tears:


Of course neither Bobby nor his followers can give evidence that Rittenhouse is "racist" except that he was "associated with" the Proud Boys.




People point out how racist Bobby is in supporting someone who yelled "nigger" and got shot:




Bobby complains about "purple prose". What Joe Lowndes wrote is much more lucid than an average Bobby tweet, yet Bobby still managed to misread him:

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The latest august director who is ready for the chopping block is -- Ridley Scott! (Deadline article)




Dr Strange/ Deadpool / Free Guy / The Eternals


Bobby is upset about something about Spiderman -- or maybe he is having a hard-on for the prospect of some zombie boobs; I can't tell.




Lesser Brother ranks MCU franchises. But a few messages later Chris and friends are talking about Star Wars, and Bobby let lose his logorrhea. He thinks he can get hired making Star Wars more, say, topical.


Attention whore Amanda Jette Knox, who has trooned out her son:


Disney has let out a load of stinking dump:

Disney's Niggarella. Even Bobby thinks this is going to far.

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How do you do fellow kids, I mean fellow Elite-Creatives that the former generations have failed, and who are young enough to be my kids?


Lesser Brother chimes in, but the convo has inexorably slipped.






Our cultural elite still hasn't figured out how to e-beg on Twitter:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What would it take to make liberals realize that wokeness doesn't fly among their treasured pee o'seas? Or that legal immigrants are the staunchest opponents to open borders?
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The first part is standard Robert gibberish but as he goes on with this rant he again repeats the well worn trope that had George W. Bush achieved some form of immigration reform that California, Massachusetts (again 74% non-hispanic white, only 11% hispanic, the state is SUPER WHITE) and New York City would have been in play for Republicans because Latinx obviously love increased immigration (they don't, they're split on it) and then he extends this nonsense even further into thinking the Democrats would turn against Puerto Rico statehood because obviously they must love immigration too (even though Puerto Rico has barely any immigrants who can vote, most everyone there are already American citizens and have been since 1917), which is all good evidence that Robert assumes all Latinx people are clearly one big hive mind of Mexicans.

But on top of all of that, it completely ignores that despite being the most blatantly anti-immigrant (in rhetoric if not practice) President in practically a century Trump (and the Republicans) improved his standing among Latinx by nearly ten points and did his best among those without a college degree, in both cases nearly matching W. Bush in 2000. (The secret? As they integrate and move up in class they identify as white!)

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

As much as i think everyone should be free to seek their own destruction if they are so dumb to do so, these are the kind of people that would like to rebuild opium dens so they can be crowded by barely concious people. And i know that these people do not know the consequences of just letting people be in a constant state of drug addiction.

If these inmense retards ever knew a drug dealer that sold smack or coke, they would soon change their tune.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I wonder if he took the test and got a low score, which made him bitter about the system. Because you know that as a teen he was one of those douchebags who had never taken the test but was telling everyone his IQ was over 200. And if he had gotten a high score, he would absolutely still be bragging about it.

I think it was on his dead account that he was in conversation with a troon that he lamented that his parents never tried to get him into enrichment club or whatever it was called, a group set aside for the really smart kids. He openly questioned how much his life would be different had they just put in there because he knew he could have made it. Iirc he blamed his low grades on him being bored and had he been challenged properly he would've acceded expectations because that's how that works.

Funnily enough I remember the troon having the more or less the same take. Great minds am I right?

 

[Mola Ram]

I think it was on his dead account that he was in conversation with a troon that he lamented that his parents never tried to get him into enrichment club or whatever it was called, a group set aside for the really smart kids. He openly questioned how much his life would be different had they just put in there because he knew he could have made it. Iirc he blamed his low grades on him being bored and had he been challenged properly he would've acceded expectations because that's how that works.

Funnily enough I remember the troon having the more or less the same take. Great minds am I right?

I've seen Bob referred to as being made of pure cringe, but there's a whole lotta cope in there too.

 

[The Valeyard]

Dr Strange/ Deadpool / Free Guy / The Eternals
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“The studio that made ‘DEADPOOL I & II‘ ceased to exist”

20th Century Fox was renamed after it became a Disney subsidiary but it wasn’t shut down entirely “Movie”Bob.

Bobby is upset about something about Spiderman -- or maybe he is having a hard-on for the prospect of some zombie boobs; I can't tell.
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Bob is saying that he thinks that the Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield versions of Spider-Man aren’t going to appear in No Way Home, but will instead be in the recently announced Marvel Zombies show as a visual gag because he is a smooth-brained curtain analysing moron.

Lesser Brother ranks MCU franchises. But a few messages later Chris and friends are talking about Star Wars, and Bobby let lose his logorrhea. He thinks he can get hired making Star Wars more, say, topical.
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@The Gangster Computer

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Twitter doesn't have a tip jar because nothing on the platform is worth money.

 

[stupid moron]

I really hope Twitter never disabled quote tweets whenever someone blocks replies. That would make blobbo so boring.

I’m also starting to think the people that ride bob around like dingle berries are even more pathetic than he is.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

To throw my two cents into where Bob sits, I fully believe he's chaotic evil. He has a goal that he wants to get to and he'll get there by any means necessary. He'll flip flop on his stances and never takes responsibility for anything, see the Lindsay gaslit me tweet. He will stab anyone in the back if there's even a chance of him being harmed or benefiting from it, see when he threw Russ Pitts under the when Russ committed the unforgivable sin of not talking to Zoe Quinn when he wrote an article about the holy war #GamerGate. Bob has no center and no ethos other than consoom like a smelly plague of locusts. He will take what ever stance he believes is the most politically expedient for him. He will attack whomever he believes is or that he thinks will hurt his windmill enemies. If it came out tomorrow that the green new deal was passed into law and a tenant of it was euthanasia of the handicap his response would either be a sheepish "well gotta break a few eggs to save the planet" or absolute glee because of all the dead chuds in red states.

There is no law, whether by the government or self imposed, that would stop Bob from his Sewpeeriah Fucha. There is no sense to be made from his methods because he'll champion things that will harm him. That's why my vote goes for chaotic.

 

[Mola Ram]

To throw my two cents into where Bob sits, I fully believe he's chaotic evil. He has a goal that he wants to get to and he'll get there by any means necessary. He'll flip flop on his stances and never takes responsibility for anything, see the Lindsay gaslit me tweet. He will stab anyone in the back if there's even a chance of him being harmed or benefiting from it, see when he threw Russ Pitts under the when Russ committed the unforgivable sin of not talking to Zoe Quinn when he wrote an article about the holy war #GamerGate. Bob has no center and no ethos other than consoom like a smelly plague of locusts. He will take what ever stance he believes is the most politically expedient for him. He will attack whomever he believes is or that he thinks will hurt his windmill enemies. If it came out tomorrow that the green new deal was passed into law and a tenant of it was euthanasia of the handicap his response would either be a sheepish "well gotta break a few eggs to save the planet" or absolute glee because of all the dead chuds in red states.

There is no law, whether by the government or self imposed, that would stop Bob from his Sewpeeriah Fucha. There is no sense to be made from his methods because he'll champion things that will harm him. That's why my vote goes for chaotic.

I don't know what edition it's from, but I vote for the rule that creatures with Intelligence 3 or lower do not have an alignment, as they're incapable of understanding ethos or morality.

 

[Flexo]

I also love how we're supposed to believe Bob that intelligence and morality are linked, even though that's not true at all according to actual social science.

Just believe the tubby internet reviewer. He knows everything.

CS Lewis had a couple of thoughts on this.

"Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil."

AND

"The better stuff a creature is made of—the cleverer and stronger and freer it is—then the better it will be if it goes right, but also the worse it will be if it goes wrong. A cow cannot be very good or very bad; a dog can be both better and worse; a child better and worse still; an ordinary man, still more so; a man of genius, still more so; a superhuman spirit best—or worst—of all."

 

[Positron]

"The better stuff a creature is made of—the cleverer and stronger and freer it is—then the better it will be if it goes right, but also the worse it will be if it goes wrong. A cow cannot be very good or very bad; a dog can be both better and worse; a child better and worse still; an ordinary man, still more so; a man of genius, still more so; a superhuman spirit best—or worst—of all."

That's why we have nothing to worry about Bobby.

Thanks for the PM Flexo.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob: "This person tweeting me and making fun of me is harassing me!! He will use his fans to dogpile me!"

Also Bob: "I'm gonna stalk Glen Greenwald all day every day for months and tweet at him with anger all nonstop lol"

 

[Flexo]

He'll put on a whole big show, act like he's righteously enraged at you and protecting his beloved family. Not even realizing that he's the fucking one who insulted them, and you're pointing it out.

Yeah. I mean there's nothing more stupid and ignorant than a newborn baby. (They literally know nothing.) Thus per Robert babies are the most evil thing in the world.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah. I mean there's nothing more stupid and ignorant than a newborn baby. (They literally know nothing.) Thus per Robert babies are the most evil thing in the world.

Considering his foaming at the mouth support for abortion, this really isn't far from the truth.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

To throw my two cents into where Bob sits, I fully believe he's chaotic evil. He has a goal that he wants to get to and he'll get there by any means necessary. He'll flip flop on his stances and never takes responsibility for anything, see the Lindsay gaslit me tweet. He will stab anyone in the back if there's even a chance of him being harmed or benefiting from it, see when he threw Russ Pitts under the when Russ committed the unforgivable sin of not talking to Zoe Quinn when he wrote an article about the holy war #GamerGate. Bob has no center and no ethos other than consoom like a smelly plague of locusts. He will take what ever stance he believes is the most politically expedient for him. He will attack whomever he believes is or that he thinks will hurt his windmill enemies. If it came out tomorrow that the green new deal was passed into law and a tenant of it was euthanasia of the handicap his response would either be a sheepish "well gotta break a few eggs to save the planet" or absolute glee because of all the dead chuds in red states.

There is no law, whether by the government or self imposed, that would stop Bob from his Sewpeeriah Fucha. There is no sense to be made from his methods because he'll champion things that will harm him. That's why my vote goes for chaotic.

Not to mention Bob flip flops in how he feels about people politically since he used to hate Hillary Clinton, then became her biggest simp in the idea that she can bring his superior future and to own the chuds to then acting like he hated her again when she lost.

I can easily believe that if for some bullshit reason, Republicans offer the stuff Bob wanted and become more popular with mainstream, Bob would immediately jump to them with no question since it's trendy and can bring what he wants.