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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I suspect this is a 'mask' covering up a deep seated internalised sense of shame and inadequacy. This is not unique. It's something all deal with on many levels and is no doubt the reason so many turn to 'religion' in it's many forms as a way to address these feelings within themselves in a hopefully healthy manner.
But then there's what we have here. He's not the first to wear such a 'mask'. He's not the first to use it in such a way that lacks such basic self-awareness mutating into a form of functional denial which he then uses to engage in this vaguely cultish masquerade. Much like a 'vampire' he effectively feeds on the emotional well-being of those around him in order to sustain his own. He's not even the first to do this on twitter and he certainly won't be the last sadly. An all too common phenomenon throughout the history of our world this is.
A few choice Bible verses relevant here:
Anyone who listens to the word but does not do what it says is like someone who looks at his face in a mirror and, after looking at himself, goes away and immediately forgets what he looks like. - James 1:23-24
Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean. In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness. - Matthew 23:27-28
Anyone who listens to the word but does not do what it says is like someone who looks at his face in a mirror and, after looking at himself, goes away and immediately forgets what he looks like. - James 1:23-24
Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean. In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness. - Matthew 23:27-28
No doubt this also explains his fascination/obsession with fiction, masked heroes, 'capeshit' as you say I believe. It's all rooted in these same internalised feelings. It provides him his vizard of virtuous conduct. As in reality he hides in a corner. Pretending everyone else is as blind to this reality as he chooses to be. Functional denial.
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That turkey looks like it's been gangraped.
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That turkey has seen things you people wouldn't believe.
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I guess if you like film but you don't consider the MCU to be the pinnacle the medium, and are on Twitter, then you're part of Film Twitter ™ .
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I have torn open a dimensional gate to a world where turkeys rule.
Their version of Hellraiser doesn't have Cenobites. It has Chipmans.
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Explorahs in da furthah reaches of experience, friendo. Chuds to some, massholes to othahs.
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Yeah it's pretty much just people talking about film that don't treat the MCU as modern greek myth and are willing to call it out. Bob is mad that more people in the mainstream aren't treating it like modern greek myth.
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He probably believes this makes him a connoisseur of japanese's culture since it's not Power Rangers or Dragon Ball.
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As I said earlier this week:
The only "SALT cap" I can imagine Moviebob being familiar with is one he'd pour over the fries as a part of his small-sized, 3,500-calorie McMeal.
The thing about Moviebob is, simply, he doesn't care about improving himself or his life's circumstances; he just openly wishes for pain and suffering on who voted against both Dear Leader Hillary Clinton and Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden, as well as those who don't follow Bob's Hitlerian worldview to the letter.
As if Moviebob gives a flying fuck about these migrants' welfare.
Does this constitute both racism (Cruz being of Latin-American descent) and sexism (Boebert being a woman) coming from Moviebob?
Me: "There is no [DNC_logo.png] in equity, nor is there a [DNC_logo.png] in equality."
Does anyone else have "Pro-Eugenics Statement" on their Moviebob Bingo cards tonight?
If, as Moviebob suggests, stupid people shouldn't own guns, then maybe Bob should follow his own principles and voluntarily surrender his gun(s).
Intelligence and education, the exact opposite of Moviebobism.
Shut up, Bob.
Um... those traits aren't exclusive to one party. If I'm not mistaken, many Democrats and Leftists have openly demonstrated that they've got no issues with with perpetual racism (see FIC Biden's "you ain't black" comment, the most openly racist by any candidate in... forever), sexism ("you're not a woman if you don't vote Democrat"), misogyny (ibid), terrorism (support for Anfita and Black Lives [Don't Really] Matter), public harassment (see asylum escapee Maxine Waters "they're not welcome any more, anywhere" spiel), physical slavery (the vaxxed against COVID-19 demanding the unvaxxed to stay at home, regardless of immunity status ore religious exemption), economic slavery (providing more money from stimulus checks than can be attained from decent-paying work), whitewashing their own dishonorable history (frequent removal of statues commemorating Confederate Democrats), and the erasure of honorable figures' histories (as evienced by Democrat-led cities removing statues of, most infamously, statues commemorating Abraham Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation), et. al.
If anything, this post demonstrates that current DEMOCRATS, not Republicans, who desperately need to re-evaluate their political affiliations.
Moviebob decries Christianity and its many branches, but seems perfectly OK with bowing to Muslims with whom he agrees?
Later on in this same thread (handle and avatar censored because this lady isn't a Blue Check):
Moviebob could have responded honeslty with something along the lines of "Mmm... boots. Louis Vuitton, maybe?" Instead he responds with this (avatar censored because Moviebob):
Key phrase:
Moviebob: "...but also saw you being needlessly unkind about others..."
A statement regarding a pot's discussion with a kettle applies here.
I don't agree with this painting, but whatever.
Moviebob: "Everyone apologize to Hunter [Biden]."
Me: "I have neither desire nor reason to apologize to Hunter Biden. However, when Moviebob asks me to apologize to him at any time for any reason, there is only one appropriate response:"
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Bobby has forgotten more than "film brats" have ever learned.
Invariably there are smarties who claims Campion is whoring for attention:
Film Twitter keeps underestimating Bobby's erudition. Twitter's resident expert in global cinema will knock you senseless!
Hard to choose... I want Bergman but I don't want Varda. I can stand Wong Ka-Wai but Goddard makes me puke. And who the fuck is Greta Gerwig?
Let's retread back to more familiar territories:
"Do I look fat in this funny suit?"
Women fighting to the "tune" of slutpop, what's not to like?
There is a good chance that some Chinese generals are very good friends with Mark Milley, so there's that.
Bobby is fuming over Kevin McCarthy; he posts the following as separate tweets:
Bobby wants "Nazi" states to languish in poverty:
It is okay to call people "ghouls" but saying "mongoloid idiot" is beyond the pale!
Bobby has an admirer!
Bobby's Angels:
Invariably there are smarties who claims Campion is whoring for attention:
Film Twitter keeps underestimating Bobby's erudition. Twitter's resident expert in global cinema will knock you senseless!
Hard to choose... I want Bergman but I don't want Varda. I can stand Wong Ka-Wai but Goddard makes me puke. And who the fuck is Greta Gerwig?
Let's retread back to more familiar territories:
"Do I look fat in this funny suit?"
Women fighting to the "tune" of slutpop, what's not to like?
There is a good chance that some Chinese generals are very good friends with Mark Milley, so there's that.
Bobby is fuming over Kevin McCarthy; he posts the following as separate tweets:
Bobby wants "Nazi" states to languish in poverty:
It is okay to call people "ghouls" but saying "mongoloid idiot" is beyond the pale!
Bobby has an admirer!
Bobby's Angels:
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Those Chinese generals' advice would still be better than Moviebob's "nuke the heartland" philosophy.
If you had a billion dollars and terminal cancer, BaizuoBob, I don't think even the least-experienced biological scientists in China would consider you worthy of treatment. They actually have moral standards, something you obviously lack. (They'd still gladly take your money, though.)
To my ears, "real talk" coming from Moviebob sounds even less coherent than the adults from the Peanuts cartoons.
Dear Miss Omar, Miss Tlaib, Miss Pressley, and AOC: Do not be surprised if you feel anything sticky, viscous, and piscene in aroma inside your shoes tomorrow morning. It's evidence that Moviebob has been worshipping you to a disturbing degree.
A hymnal and a textbook more complex than Dr. Seuss are two things I'll wager Moviebob hasn't read in years.
Oh, and I'm pretty sure that someone from "Bumpkinland" could probably take a kick in the goodies and laugh it off. If Moviebob were to take a kick in that same sensitive area, he'd likely be singing soprano for several days on end.
Somethingscary6 is objectively correct here. Moviebob is literally too stupid to realize that.
To NathanJRobinson: I disagree. That sentence actually looks about right. It's free from spelling errors and grammatical mistakes, though it is lacking in punctuation.
To Moviebob: GFY.
Moviebob's skills at talking himself out of trouble are almost as bad as--if not outright worse than--his skills at demonstrating human decency.
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well, it's one thing to direct the "uncleanness" of touching a dead body to the person doing the touching of the dead body.
It's quite another, to ....threaten the person who's already dead with a bad time in the afterlife? While someone else - who as far as I can tell gets off scot-free without consequences - does something to the body.
In other news, Bob is fat and nobody would desecrate his corpse.
EDIT (re: Bob's latest retwat phase) ALSO HOLY SHIT DOES BIMBO POLITICS NOT KNOW WHAT A GODDAMN FILIBUSTER IS?
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OK, I'm going to Bob it and use Wikipedia for these numbers. Caveat lector.
The population of the states he names (Texas, Arizona, Florida) combined is just shy of 58 million. The population of Germany during the war was 70some million (Wikipedia's numbers are a bit dicey since what constitutes "Germany" changes every few years). If they were literal Nazis just those three states would have a just a bit less National Socialist manpower than... well... the literal Nazis! Toss in a few more of his favorite hated states and the balance I'm sure would tip.
What I'm saying is he - and he is not alone - acts like he's locked in a country with a bunch of Nazis but by simple demographics there's MORE of them than there ever was and yet they haven't done anything. Have they traded Blitzkrieg for Gletscherkrieg?
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If Bob were forced to consider the people he despises as complex human beings with occasional good points to make, he might actually have to think, and Lord knows we can't have that.
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Well yeah; if Brainless Bobby used the play-doh in his head, he'd realize that he and his family would be gassed by his own retard logic.
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Interesting. Pa Chipman was dead at 63 and his boys both look like a heart attack looking for a place to happen in comparison to him.
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Bob is going to be lucky to make 50.
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As much as Bob might hate Christianity he none the less he beers a striking resemblence to James Lyman
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