Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Wormy]

Why does the turkey look like it just escaped from the Cenobites?

"You basted the bird, we came!"

"It is not hands that summon us, it is Bob's unending hunger!"

 

[starborn427614]

"You basted the bird, we came!"

"It is not hands that summon us, it is Bob's unending hunger!"

"We have such sides to show you".

 

[Koby_Fish]

"You basted the bird, we came!"

"It is not hands that summon us, it is Bob's unending hunger!"

Lesser Brother: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fry"

 

[Mola Ram]

OK. Everyone pause. Scroll up to the picture I quoted. Take a second look and think of this: He's only sitting next to his mom because she agrees with him on vaccines.

Yeah. You know, maybe it's because this is a Thanksgiving that followed some devastating personal losses, but this tweet of his (and the one he's responding to) hit me in a way most Bob tweets don't.

It's fucking depressing.

This is a manchild so wrapped up in his own obsessions, his own sense of smug superiority, his own hatred of anyone who doesn't toe the lines he prefers, that he'll cheer someone slamming the door in their parents' faces on Thanksgiving. One of the respondents is correct in that you can't really know how bad someone's relationship with a family member is, and that such a separation might be perfectly justified ... but by the same token you can't know that the relationship is that bad, and that such vicious treatment is justified. If this person's parents were abusers, or had wronged them in some terrible way? I could buy it.

But "talibangelists"?

The Unpardonable Sin of being unvaccinated?!

And Bob chortles, and snorts, and gives a gravy covered thumbs-up. Depressing.

Someone needs to grab this loathsome ogre by his fat ears and force him to stare at his own mortality, to see he is utterly wasting his life on capeshit, and transient politics, and consumption.

All right. A slice of pecan pie before bed will set me right. I hope you Kiwis had a good Thanksgiving, or a nice Thursday outside Eagleland.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Blob's in good company, Amanda Milius goes hard against everyone who tries to shit talk her. I can only get so erect.

Seth Rogen has a lot in common with Bob, they are both obese immature fucktards obsessed with politics, except Rogen is loaded and Bob isn't, and Rogen is following Blobert's example on how to shit up your career by picking fights with people in an industry that runs on networking and currying favor. Great job, guys!

Jesus, can Bob not look like a autistic retard for just one day?

He looks like Cole Smithey and Chris fused together with a beard so no lol!

 

[Water-T]

I don't remember Captain Lou Albano using a thick Italian accent, either.

Nor Bob Hoskins in the 1993 live action film.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Nor Bob Hoskins in the 1993 live action film.

Plot twist, Pratt uses a light Brooklyn affectation for his rendition of Mario and Bon creams his Super Mario briefs

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Are these two even having the same conversation? And what are they even talking about?


Tony Stark has always been a weapons manufacturer. Iron Man, SHIELD, Captain America, etc. always fought external others for American interests. Particularly communists. Peter Parker was never a counterculture radical.

The MCU's vision of The Avengers/SHIELD is directly from The Ultimates but with the nuance filed off. That's where the "post-9/11" influence comes from.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yeah. You know, maybe it's because this is a Thanksgiving that followed some devastating personal losses, but this tweet of his (and the one he's responding to) hit me in a way most Bob tweets don't.

It's fucking depressing.

This is a manchild so wrapped up in his own obsessions, his own sense of smug superiority, his own hatred of anyone who doesn't toe the lines he prefers, that he'll cheer someone slamming the door in their parents' faces on Thanksgiving. One of the respondents is correct in that you can't really know how bad someone's relationship with a family member is, and that such a separation might be perfectly justified ... but by the same token you can't know that the relationship is that bad, and that such vicious treatment is justified. If this person's parents were abusers, or had wronged them in some terrible way? I could buy it.

But "talibangelists"?

The Unpardonable Sin of being unvaccinated?!

And Bob chortles, and snorts, and gives a gravy covered thumbs-up. Depressing.

Someone needs to grab this loathsome ogre by his fat ears and force him to stare at his own mortality, to see he is utterly wasting his life on capeshit, and transient politics, and consumption.

All right. A slice of pecan pie before bed will set me right. I hope you Kiwis had a good Thanksgiving, or a nice Thursday outside Eagleland.

Bob and the people he simps for and retwats, are all in the same cult. Only a cult would come up with the term "talibangelists", which is wildly disproportionate to even the wackiest religious (Christian) fundies found on average in the United States.

Bob loves the jab, and he loves abortions. Somehow abortions from 40 years ago figured into the making/testing of some (not all) of the jab. Therefore some people believe that if a thing had anything to do with an abortion, it's immoral and unethical to benefit from it because it's "benefiting from a sin/murder". So then Bob thinks that anyone who denies the Jab for "religious" (against murdered-fetus-exploitation) reasons is out to stop his Mario-shka brain and his eternal Bing Bing Wahoo Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah. (leaving aside the fact that there's alternatives to aborted fetus tissue for things, so it's not a requirement for advancing the Holy Science.) Bob had the jab, but if you get the jab, his jab will work gooder.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Why does Bob even care that Chris Pratt isn't gonna do an itialian accent?

Bob's whole concept of Mario as a character comes from the old cartoons, so Bob should be upset that Pratt isn't gonna do a Captain Lou Albano impression.

 

[Positron]

Some old photos (I presume) we've never seen before. This set was taken on 16 Sept 2013






Outtake from Katie's wedding in 2018


This is from 7 July 2012

 

[Foltest]

Chris look normal in the old photos.
Blobber still stand out like a sore thumb.

 

[JayHarrison]

Thanksgiving is the most unhappy day for some:
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Putting Bobby's family on name-and-shame will make Bobby reconsider his behavior, or at least this is what CoryBhend's theory suggests.

Golden Rule violation right here. To anyone thinking that slamming the door in the face of people with whom you disagree... let's just say that, despite being evangelicals who are willing to forgive this bitch's sin(s), they're under no obligation to invite her to their place to bum a free meal from them.

Oh, and Bob...

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Bob the Believer is always anxious finding something new to Believe.
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What a fucking psychopath. I have to wonder here if Moviebob's interpretation of this message is, "everyone in Germany will either be vaccinated against COVID-19, will have recovered from COVID-19, or will be hunted down and executed in public if they refuse vaccination for any reason".

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When someone has "antifascist" in his handle, normal people knows he is nuts -- but Bobby isn't normal people.

No, but Bob sure is dumb.

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The medical experts in Wall Street Journal have discovered a new condition called "Covid Toe":
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I'd rather have Covid Toe than suffer from Moviebob Brain.

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Book burning is fascism (except when organized by trannies of course)! Burn the bookburners!
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A twofer on tonight's Moviebob Bingo card: "'People' in Quotation Marks" and "Condoning Violence Behavior".

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I'd happily support a national "Shut the FUCK Up, Moviebob!" law.

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Bobby sees transsexuals as his potential fuck-robots:
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Transsexualism is an aspect of transhumanism -- using technology to overcome our biological limitations; there is no conflation.

I didn't celebrate Thanksgiving today, but I didn't hear anything that even remotely resembled Bob's blithering idiocy.

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Join this guy's Patreon if you like seeing fake farts:
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Never cared for Jim Breuer, but that photo of Jim separating his buttcheeks with his hands has me thinking: "Is Jim Breuer looking to replace Jim Carrey as the lead in Ace Ventura 3?"

 

[Red Hood]

I've always liked the movies even though there are tons of issues.

Unpopular and autistic I know. It's weird too. It's that one series I like and just ignore all that's wrong with it. Even the horrendous slow motion scenes.

They're schlock you can enjoy with friends.

Are these two even having the same conversation? And what are they even talking about?
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Tony Stark has always been a weapons manufacturer. Iron Man, SHIELD, Captain America, etc. always fought external others for American interests. Particularly communists. Peter Parker was never a counterculture radical.

The MCU's vision of The Avengers/SHIELD is directly from The Ultimates but with the nuance filed off. That's where the "post-9/11" influence comes from.

Methinks Aaron King has Hawkeye and Green Arrow mixed up.

Since Green Arrow was a liberal mouthpiece since the late 60's and also uses a bow and trick arrows. However, he still found time to do special ops work for the government and most shockingly was an unlikeable jerkass. He's also shown to be wrong at times, with at one point his own girlfriend pointing out that, for all his talk, he's the one acting like a fascist.

 

[Positron]

Continuing the discussion started by Aaron King:


Whatever propaganda Disney/MCU promulgates can't hold a candle to EVIL Christianity.

Does Bobby even know what is escapism?

He-Man. Bobby owns up to problematic faves.




Fully-vaccinated Angel demands MCU musical:








Kid Rock:

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Peter Coffin:

(Video, 5 minutes)


Should Peter ditch his Mario suit jacket and dress shirt? Oh Peter isn't the man who has these.

Bobby knows nuance; Bobby knows literature:



Genuine question or not, I still want to know the answer.

Alex Epstein's apologetics for fossil fuel sticks in all the right craws.


Bitcoin:

If you confuse Bitcoin with contactless payment, I have question about your intel.... Oh, "Black Lives Matter"? Never mind.


That the Salvation Army actively opposes gay rights, which they have every right to, doesn't make them "not a charity". This is just as dumb as Bobby calling someone "not a person" because they don't agree with him.



Simp:

 

[Boom Boss]

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Thanks for posting these pictures. They literally made me laugh out loud.

 

[Fictional Character]

Why does Bob even care that Chris Pratt isn't gonna do an itialian accent?

Bob's whole concept of Mario as a character comes from the old cartoons, so Bob should be upset that Pratt isn't gonna do a Captain Lou Albano impression.

Because leftists believe Chris Pratt is taking so many voice acting roles because he does not want to get vaccinated.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

They're schlock you can enjoy with friends.

Methinks Aaron King has Hawkeye and Green Arrow mixed up.

Since Green Arrow was a liberal mouthpiece since the late 60's and also uses a bow and trick arrows. However, he still found time to do special ops work for the government and most shockingly was an unlikeable jerkass. He's also shown to be wrong at times, with at one point his own girlfriend pointing out that, for all his talk, he's the one acting like a fascist.

Hawkeye was Marvel's dollar store version of Green Arrow. Green Arrow himself was originally DC's bottom-shelf clone of Batman.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Bob and the people he simps for and retwats, are all in the same cult. Only a cult would come up with the term "talibangelists", which is wildly disproportionate to even the wackiest religious (Christian) fundies found on average in the United States.

After this summer calling someone a Taliban should no longer be considered an insult.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Jesus, can Bob not look like a autistic retard for just one day?

Nnnnno...?

Yeah. You know, maybe it's because this is a Thanksgiving that followed some devastating personal losses, but this tweet of his (and the one he's responding to) hit me in a way most Bob tweets don't.

It's fucking depressing.

It is. I try to hold on to the idea that most people aren't abject cunts.

All right. A slice of pecan pie before bed will set me right. I hope you Kiwis had a good Thanksgiving, or a nice Thursday outside Eagleland.

Hope you enjoyed the pie! (And the day!)

Outtake from Katie's wedding in 2018

Wait, Asian hubby is inked? That honestly shocked me, as I'm so used to this thread being occupied by bloated hedonists who wouldn't endure pain for anything. (Of course he's an in-law so I should expect less white trashiness than is Chipman standard.)

(EDIT 2 HRS LATER: I only just now realized I called someone WITH a tattoo "less white trash" than the Chipmans. Oooh boy.)

I Have No Argument and I Must Tweet.

Never donated to Sally Ann but for the first time I am tempted! (Not greatly, I admit, I kinda already did most of my holiday donating.)

( EDIT 2 DAYS LATER: Never mind. https://www.foxbusiness.com/politic...ism-is-systemic-and-colorblindness-is-harmful )

I'm sure that sounded better in your head, Bob.

Actually, you probably still think it sounds better.