Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Ugly One]

One of the few things that honestly get me MATI is Blob's insistence that would never have let anyone die of covid.

is a neolib. There's no way she would have ever locked down because she'd have worried about the economy, which would obviously have led to the same number, if not more, people dying, because that's the tradeoff you have to risk if you don't lock down. The only difference is that Bob would've supported it, because they'd just be mayo ghouls who Fuhrerin Hillary can kill off in order to bring about muh Superyah Fyoocha. Heck, if Hillary won AOC would still be pulling pints in the Bronx, and so Bob would probably still be a lolbertarian who hates socialists as much as he does "OBSOLETE STUPIDS".

The only reason the media drove us into hysterics about COVID was because after a few weeks of "the real danger is anti-Asian racism!" failed to gain any political traction, they decided "THIS IS AIRBORNE AIDS" would be a better weapon against Trump. Since the virus was already spread throughout the country by the time anybody noticed, it was far too late for to stop it, so the media would have done the same thing they did with swine flu and the first round of SARS: covered it up.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Oh come on, he didn't do that! Because it he did, he'd have been off Twitter for a few weeks while recovering in the hospital from the epic ass-kicking he would have gotten.

Actually, he still deserves that epic ass kicking...

Ugh I just realized I used the wrong "there". Help, I've caught MovieBobbitis!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Page 4467 and Bob is still a fat retard.

 

[Positron]

. The only reasons we still are dealing with the covid theatrics is 1) it's hard to turn the machine off and retain some semblance of legitimacy, and 2) it's proven to be an effective vehicle for consolidating wealth and power.

Covid has also been the perfect opportunity to introduce or strengthen citizen surveillance, which is the goal of all governments past, present, and future.

Bad person experiences something he doesn't like. It's minor, but it'll work for now (decensored):

I got hit by this too and had to reinstall Windows. Crap.

 

[Alex Jones' Fancy Cat]

Bob sucks so hard at his 21st century job, that he was releasing Halloween videos well into November, maybe if he spent less time tweeting, he would get his shitty Fat Picture videos on time.

Speaking of The Shit Picture, i want to comment on this.
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Why did he made this with an angry man screaming?, is he trying to say "SHUT UP YOU DUMB NERDS, COMICS ARE WEIRD, DEAL WITH IT!" or something like it?, he proudly sells this on Redbubble, who's only buyer was likely The Shitta, who proudly wore it on a picture some time ago.

Am i thinking about this more than Bob ever did?

I'm behind on pages and I know things have moved on, but I can't let this go. This is terrible. He's selling this?

First off, we read left to right. I know what he wants, but visually it looks like words are flying at a disembodied head, not coming out. Why are the drop shadows going in different directions for every line? Why do they not have anything to do with the angle of light projecting on the fucking guy who is supposed to be saying the words?

The guy though. Look at the shadows. Does his hairline extend around his ear? It's obvious that Blob used some combination of photoshop and illustrator to turn an image capture into "original art." It's his now, after all, he perfected it. What sort of facial structure would you have to have to create shadows like that around the cheek and neckline. That thumbnail looking shadow would normally indicate a cheekbone. Dude has some fucked up boil growing between his eyes too. Who knows how Bob's rotted mind interprets his own reflection. He doesn't seem to know what people look like.

I'm up to around Cinema Robert's time with John Milius' daughter. The quote seems fitting. A man’s got to know his limitations.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'm behind on pages and I know things have moved on, but I can't let this go. This is terrible. He's selling this?

First off, we read left to right. I know what he wants, but visually it looks like words are flying at a disembodied head, not coming out. Why are the drop shadows going in different directions for every line? Why do they not have anything to do with the angle of light projecting on the fucking guy who is supposed to be saying the words?

The guy though. Look at the shadows. Does his hairline extend around his ear? It's obvious that Blob used some combination of photoshop and illustrator to turn an image capture into "original art." It's his now, after all, he perfected it. What sort of facial structure would you have to have to create shadows like that around the cheek and neckline. That thumbnail looking shadow would normally indicate a cheekbone. Dude has some fucked up boil growing between his eyes too. Who knows how Bob's rotted mind interprets his own reflection. He doesn't seem to know what people look like.

I'm up to around Cinema Robert's time with John Milius' daughter. The quote seems fitting. A man’s got to know his limitations.

it was actually some other person that did those things for him (he uses them in some of his video reviews like The Big Picture/The Big Screen, and that's not the only one), the person in charge of those "legacy art assets" funny heads is some lady named Jessica Fielhauer, whoever that is. I think she's done that stuff for him since the Escapist.

 

[JayHarrison]

"I refuse to believe the future is this fucking stupid. That tech should be storing an octillion copies of my eternal, kilobit-sized AI!"

 

[EnemyStand]

"I refuse to believe the future is this fucking stupid. That tech should be storing an octillion copies of my eternal, kilobit-sized AI!"
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Cryptocurrency is energy credits by another name, you fat fucking anti-futurist. You only want the stupid shit you saw on Saturday morning cartoons. Moonbases are untenable because it can destroy the Earth by disrupting the moon's gravitational pull, jetpacks exist but are so inefficent they're mostly novelty toys, hovercars won't fly because the ridiculous amount of energy consumption required to do so makes them far too energy-inefficient. And religion still exists because not everyone wants to fill that empty space in their hearts with MCU and Mario you cargo cult worshipping sped. Besides, if you want this shit so bad why don't YOU figure out a way to make them work? Oh right...because you're a crayon eating retard that can't even figure out how to live without your mommy.

 

[Adamska]

"I refuse to believe the future is this fucking stupid. That tech should be storing an octillion copies of my eternal, kilobit-sized AI!"
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Bob's just mad because he wanted to huff the fumes from the thermal paste and because he thinks server farms can open the gate to B'ngb'ngwahuu.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob's just mad because he wanted to huff the fumes from the thermal paste and because he things server farms can open the gate to B'ngb'ngwahuu.

Bob is angry because somebody he hates has something that he doesn't: a building that he owns and can do whatever he wants in.

Hey Bob, maybe if you got into cryptocurrency and mining early on like this guy likely did you could have place for yourself instead of decaying in your mothers basement having to mooch off of everyone else to even afford the most basic necessities.

 

[TigerGoblin]

While Robert's distracted with trying to find an acceptable stance on Spider-Man his helpless Senator is under attack! When will he ride to the rescue of the fair maiden Warren?

As Robert teaches every day: "With NO power, comes NO responsibility"

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I can't believe that people in the future are more interested in using technology for their own self-interests instead of fulfilling my childish fantasies and building fun adult-sized toys for me to play with.

 

[Tronathon242]

"I refuse to believe the future is this fucking stupid. That tech should be storing an octillion copies of my eternal, kilobit-sized AI!"
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What exactly is "smart" about a moonbase or hovercars? If they were actually practical or cost effective, then the major nations or companies would find a way to properly invest in them.

Now, I don't know about all of you, but having driven around on Korean roads, the thought of these same people flying about in hovercars sends a cold chill down my spine. But we've already seen Bob's casual disregard of vast swaths of human life, so the inevitable spike in deaths they would bring would be a pittance to him because they're just "cool."

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Joke's on Bob. He's too fat for a hovercar or jetpack to lift him into the air.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Cryptocurrency is energy credits by another name, you fat fucking anti-futurist. You only want the stupid shit you saw on Saturday morning cartoons. Moonbases are untenable because it can destroy the Earth by disrupting the moon's gravitational pull, jetpacks exist but are so inefficent they're mostly novelty toys, hovercars won't fly until the ridiculous amount of consumption required to do so makes them far too energy-inefficient. And religion still exists because not everyone wants to fill that empty space in their hearts with MCU and Mario you cargo cult worshipping sped. Besides, if you want this shit so bad why don't YOU figure out a way to make them work? Oh right...because you're a crayon eating retard that can't even figure out how to live without your mommy.

I remember some time ago Bob had the audacity to call some other people members of a cargo cult. I do not think Bob actually knows what a cargo cult is; I think maybe he just saw us use it here on this thread about him and thought he'd use it as a "gotcha".

Heh, if bob's mad at religion still existing NOW, he's going to be furious if the Cult of the Beast comes about in his lifetime and forces him to bow down to it.

 

[verymuchawful]

"I refuse to believe the future is this fucking stupid. That tech should be storing an octillion copies of my eternal, kilobit-sized AI!"
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Amazing that he finds fault with cryptominers for apparently being libertarian. And not the other slew of ramifications that arise from various tech being scalped amidst ongoing chip shortages. Bob referring to it as fake money is also amazing. When said libertarian douchebags become douchebag millionaires, Bob will complain about them too, cry about hypothetical taxes they owe, and not make a single connection between the two things.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Amazing that he finds fault with cryptominers for apparently being libertarian. And not the other slew of ramifications that arise from various tech being scalped amidst ongoing chip shortages. Bob referring to it as fake money is also amazing. When said libertarian douchebags become douchebag millionaires, Bob will complain about them too, cry about hypothetical taxes they owe and not make a single connection between the two things.

Bob thinks Libertarians are the problem because they won't vote Democrat.

 

[Toolbox]

Moonbases are untenable because it can destroy the Earth by disrupting the moon's gravitational pull

Agreed on the other shit, but huh? Unless we're going to be stripmining the moon for helium, I don't know what you're implying with that.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Heh, if bob's mad at religion still existing NOW, he's going to be furious if the Cult of the Beast comes about in his lifetime and forces him to bow down to it.

I think he'd try to own the God Botherers by getting the Mark of the Beast.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

"I refuse to believe the future is this fucking stupid. That tech should be storing an octillion copies of my eternal, kilobit-sized AI!"
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"Religion still exists." Tip that fedora harder why don't you.