Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Wormy]

Fyre Festiv....I mean, Cryptoland is a retarded scam if even Blobert can spot it.

Also, his whole "I can disappear"? Please. All we have to do is hear about a new chinese buffet opening up in Boston and we'll feel the earth tremble as he keeps doing cartwheels to get there.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Any time you see one of these deceitful liberal Twitter nerds like Blob Chipman or Fatrick Tomlinson shitting on crypto currency it's out of pure envy that they didn't know enough to get in on the ground floor and are too stupid to get their foot in the door even now. So they spread the narrative that it's completely stupid & worthless, and not even worth looking in to.

Hard to get one's foot in the door when one's foot is nearly falling off due to beetus.

Like Light from Death Note?


That top sentence is golden, I don't think there's any way I can mock it better than others have. But to that last line about never being found if he wanted to vanish.... He never mentioned moving back in with his mother but how long did it take someone here to find him? As I recall - do correct me if I'm wrong - he said something suspicious and someone checked his voting registration. In a sense he was trying not to be found (perhaps not as extreme as he's trying to make it out like he'd do here, but still he was trying to hide his location) and we weren't even looking for him but he still got found (and found out).

So can we add "Has a full bug out plan and/or can live as a mountain man." to his list of skills? Before or after bench press? (Anyone else thinking of Portal 2's Adventure Sphere right now? "Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom.")

Dude was foolish enough to brag that he was no longer living at the flooding basement hovel and had moved. Then he claimed there was beachfront property down the street from the house he was currently at, in the context of someone shot scenes of a movie there (and someone was able to confirm that he was indeed at his Mom's house because 1) PUBLIC voter registration rolls, which Bob forgets is a thing; if he wants to totally fucking vanish he'll NEVER be able to vote again as long as he lives, lol, and 2) there is indeed a river-beach down the road from his mom's house). Unless Bob never fills out another voters' registration card in his life (without completely changing his legal name), he WILL be found, each and every time. He can't help himself.

Fyre Festiv....I mean, Cryptoland is a retarded scam if even Blobert can spot it.

Also, his whole "I can disappear"? Please. All we have to do is hear about a new chinese buffet opening up in Boston and we'll feel the earth tremble as he keeps doing cartwheels to get there.

I mean, I can believe he knew a few italian/greek/irish hoodlums that stayed as hoodlum crooks after they got out of school, but I refuse to believe that 1) he is or ever has been actual friends with ANY of them or 2) that any of them would help him disappear/go off grid even if he paid them. I also can't see Bob Witness Protectioning himself either, as he'd have to move to MayoGhoul Wastelands where "nobody" lives, where Bob would be powerless to vote in the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah, even though his vote in Taxachussetts is superfluous anyway.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

This only makes me like Moon Knight even more

 

[Judge Dredd]

Oh Jesus, now Robert wants us to think he is also Street.

He's seen The Warriors and knew a guy that pirated Playstation games.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There are valid arguments against IQ tests, but Bob probably hates them as a result of his hostile personality coupled with his narcissism and delusions of grandeur. He clearly didn't get any professional help as he sees himself as being always right, like with most narcissists. His manbaby behaviour is also directly involved considering he is a failure at life by the metric of his own goals, so the excessive indulgence in media is one of the things he has going for him, take this out and there isn't much left for Bob!

Oh, he got professional help. In his book Brick by Brick he talks about how, as a child, he was sent to a psychiatrist for anger management issues. The problem, however, is that psychiatric help requires a level of buy-in from the patient to get results. Bob not only refused to cooperate, he deliberately sabotaged the treatment. This meant that the treatment failed, and that his ego was fed- he now believed he was smarter than a trained psychiatrist. This one incident is doubtlessly where a large portion of his "I'm superior" attitude comes from.

 

[Terra Pax]

Re: personality disorders. Bobby is not nearly paranoid enough to be pathological - habitual grudge-holding is not paranoia. He is prideful for sure, but he folds too readily to be a narc - a narc will never say "this is outside my realm". A typical narc-cow is the Golden-period Rhys McKinnon, who was simply The Best in everything, from Chemistry to professional gambling to all sport you can name to trans activism.

I disagree with the take on narcissism, which I do think that Bob has. It's not a concrete diagnosis like a physical ailment, and it's rooted partially in biologolgy which means that there have always been narcissists and how they present themselves depends on the place and time. Rendered in its most generic form, it's all about protecting a fragile ego through any means necessary, and it's a disorder because the means that they do so makes them unlikable and alienated in the world. It's usually also comorbid with other traits from the cluster-b grab bag such-as a degree of apathy, lack of empathy, and black-white thinking which is what guides the ultimate expression.

MovieBob's entire personality, that we can see, is built around the superiority of his ethics, his beliefs, and his fantastical versions of the future. They are all unshakable because any criticism can be dismissed. A narcissist can admit can admit fault when it's something which isn't going to actual damage their self-perception. They can admit a lack of ability when it's something that they do not care about. Take sports for example. MovieBob is not good at sports and knows this. He will justify this by saying that the mean jocks wouldn't let him play, or that he was too busy with intellectual interests for mere sportsball games. That is the narcissism at work. If it's something that they actually wished that they could do better, then they'll play defence and be a victim. If it's something that they don't care about, then it'll be used as a platform for extolling their superiority as to why they aren't interested.

But what about Bob's willing prostration before pocs, troons, and women? What kind of narc would do this? Well it only applies if they have the same beliefs as he does or he thinks that they do anyway. And he doesn't seem them as his superiors but rather equals. But ultimately, it's because the final citadel around the true knowledge of his wasted, rotten life, is the need to sneer at the MAGAghoul, conservative, religious etc.

Never forget that they took from him the rightful future that he earned - somehow. He is their victim and superior at the same time. Bob will flatter and praise the right-peopleTM because the ghouls won't and that's why he is their superior. Because they are so stupid and bigoted to see the obvious reality that plays out in Bob's mind. There is no form of disagreement in the mind of black-white thinker like Bob. He is right and they are wrong. Why are they wrong when the answer is obvious? It must be then because they are dumb and evil.

If a right-personTM calls Bob out, then he'll bloviate something excusatory and leave. This is perfectly possible for a narc. He will excuse himself because the ghouls won't and his entryhood to the right-side-of-history is placated on these occasional gestures. They are disagreements between enlightened equals, dare-say even "colleagues" or "professional mutuals". And really, some pithy nonsense on Twitter is hardly a narcissistic wound - that's why they keep happening because he does not learn, because ultimately he does not really accept any fault in the interaction.

Bob is 100 % a narc of some stripe; his entire worldview and personality revolves around victimhood, superiority, and ego.

 

[Koby_Fish]

But what about Bob's willing prostration before pocs, troons, and women? What kind of narc would do this?

An Autist desperate to be seen as "on the right side of history" so the Cool Kids will accept him and let him in their club and maybe some whamen will touch his peepee.

 

[TopTierHealer]

I'm sorry lads but with Bob we always need to Occam's Razor it. He's a fat midwit that never got to socialize. End of the story. No bdp/npd/ocd/adhd/

The only cure is to get a delorian and have someone punch him in the face at ages 10, 13 and 15 to smack the stupid out of him.

P.S. maybe punch Dad Chipman into being a better father (spend time with his idiot son, stop enabling him, take his nintendo away)

 

[The tired cat]

This only makes me like Moon Knight even more
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Moon Knight isnt that convoluted or F tier you sentient piece of Hagis. As for this, from the look of it they seem wanna mix the old Moon Knight with the more darker version where he suffered from multiple personas and it was up fo debeate whether the Egyptian diety was real or just part of the damaged mind of a PTSD suffering soldier.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Jocks stealing your lunch money and hauling your fat ass home after school so neighborhood kids don't beat your annoying bitch self doesn't make you streets Blobby.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Fyre Festiv....I mean, Cryptoland is a retarded scam if even Blobert can spot it.

Also, his whole "I can disappear"? Please. All we have to do is hear about a new chinese buffet opening up in Boston and we'll feel the earth tremble as he keeps doing cartwheels to get there.

I don't know dude, I've seen Godzilla movies he somehow finds a way to hide from people in between installments.

This only makes me like Moon Knight even more
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It's because parasitic bloodsuckers (like Bob) fear him

 

[The Ugly One]

This only makes me like Moon Knight even more
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I'm guessing that when it comes to "race/religion" issues in Egypt, this fat retard isn't talking about Berbers and Copts.

 

[Carlos Thin]

He's seen The Warriors and knew a guy that pirated Playstation games.

What are you talking about? The PlayStation was merely an experiment with CDs that never found its footing with a true mascot. MovieBob would never associate with it

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Moon Knight isnt that convoluted or F tier you sentient piece of Hagis. As for this, from the look of it they seem wanna mix the old Moon Knight with the more darker version where he suffered from multiple personas and it was up fo debeate whether the Egyptian diety was real or just part of the damaged mind of a PTSD suffering soldier.

Well, much like blue collar workers I don't think Bob cares much for military people although I remember Moon Knight being a former assasin.

 

[The tired cat]

Well, much like blue collar workers I don't think Bob cares much for military people although I remember Moon Knight being a former assasin.

I think its less that he doesnt care and more that he knows jack shit about the character since he sees him as F tier

 

[Positron]

Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds spoke against "X-rated books" being available in school libraries. Her speech is greeted with a long standing ovation.

Presumably without access to lesbo porn, Bobby wouldn't have grown into the great Thinker he is today. Also note how he applies the qualifier "many" to "organized religions".

Only Republicans will wrongly convict people:


But then let's keep our eyes on the bigger picture: what's a few wrong convictions when literally millions of coloreds, mostly Blacks, are going to be genocided?


One of the "magats", Joe Rogan, might get deplatformed again, this time from Spotify:


Meanwhile our Elite non-magats are preoccupied by the look of Kyrsten Sinema:


Mummy Rodham speaks:

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The CIA serves the interests of all minority employees:


Christians! Keep away from Jewish grudge-wanking party!




The Mexican government doesn't like Tony the Tiger:

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Bimbo Politics is having his PMS again:


Terves and dinosaurs.

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Batgirl:


Rando doesn't realize that capeshit is nowadays 90% post-production CGI, and that's where the budget goes.


Bobby further elaborates on the all-important CGI:




Joker would be okay, as long as he is Black:

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Moonknight. No one ever said Marvel is original.




James Gunn bullshit:


Bobby is clairvoyant:


Bobby wants Adams Sandler to play one of the Fantastic Four:




These people just love their monkey cheese randumb don't they?

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Star Wars:


"Film Theory", which Bobby supposedly writes for. (video, 13 minute)


"Food Theory", by the same pipsqueak that brings you "Film Theory" (video, 15 minutes)


The Who is apparently problematic:


Chu-chu's current obsession is HAES. Luke blames the increased authoritarianism among zoomers, manifested as fat shaming, on South Park.


A bunch of random bullshit:








Simp.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I'm guessing that when it comes to "race/religion" issues in Egypt, this fat retard isn't talking about Berbers and Copts.

I think he’s just admitting he expected a certain group of people to chimp out over a white actor playing an Egyptian themed character. I’m not sure how dressing him like a mummy circumvented that particular issue, but of course I’m not a marketing genius like Robert Chipman.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I can actually believe the unwitting lesbian beard story, because of what it advertises about him that he is too autistic to even realize. Imagine that you are a lesbian who plans to date a series of men without ever getting married or even having sex with them. You are going to want to choose males who are such obvious beta male rejects that they won't get upset with such treatment because you're the only allegedly-available woman who has ever consented to voluntarily spend time with them at all. I think Bob's relevance to such a scenario is obvious.

To be fair to Bob, I'm sure he would have caught on if he'd seen the "loser as unwitting beard" scenario as a trope in a movie or two, but alas, capeshit, giant rubber-suited monster films, and movies about plumbers fighting turtles don't have those kind of plotlines. Should have watched some actual adult cinema, "Movie"Bob.

This. Becoming the beard for a lesbian means a man is taking himself off the market and getting almost nothing in return. There are only a few reasons a man would do this.

• He had a bad breakup/relationship drama and doesn't want to date for a while, but thinks he'll face pressure to do so
• He's a closeted gay and it's a mutual cover story
• He's completely given up on being able to get a romantic relationship, at least temporarily, and is either so apathetic or desperate for female companionship that a fake relationship is preferable to being alone
• He has deluded himself into thinking that maybe he can "turn" the lesbo cause he saw it happen in a movie

The first two are extremely unlikely for Robert. There has literally never been any evidence of him dating a woman, ever. Only unrealistic stories of porn style hookups by the man himself. There's also no real reason to suspect he's gay. Aside from MTF trannies, all his drooling has been over biological women. He seems to strongly dislike men in general who aren't himself.

The third option however, is extremely believable, and the last is also plausible. Possibly a mix of the two. Both are pathetic, but Robert is very out of touch with how things look to the average person. He lies a lot, but he also tells the truth and humiliates himself a lot under the mistaken belief that people will think what he's saying is cool or normal. Remember, he shared his "small meal for an average sized person" tweet unprompted, as well as his toxic white trash cooking pics.

 

[The Ugly One]

But then let's keep our eyes on the bigger picture: what's a few wrong convictions when literally millions of coloreds, mostly Blacks, are going to be genocided?
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I wonder what it feels like to believe kicking Republicans off Twitter will make black people immortal.

I think he’s just admitting he expected a certain group of people to chimp out over a white actor playing an Egyptian themed character. I’m not sure how dressing him like a mummy circumvented that particular issue, but of course I’m not a marketing genius like Robert Chipman.

Yeah, I was just assuming that he was alluding to the Twitter tantrum over Gods of Egypt having a white cast (rather than it just being one of the worst movies of all time), and over Gal Gadot being cast as Cleopatra (and not because she's not Greek-looking enough), since Bob has no awareness of anything that isn't on Twitter, and Twitter has no awareness of any MENA history whatsoever and think Arabs are indigenous to North Africa.

 

[Nod Flenders]

This. Becoming the beard for a lesbian means a man is taking himself off the market and getting almost nothing in return. There are only a few reasons a man would do this.

• He had a bad breakup/relationship drama and doesn't want to date for a while, but thinks he'll face pressure to do so
• He's a closeted gay and it's a mutual cover story
• He's completely given up on being able to get a romantic relationship, at least temporarily, and is either so apathetic or desperate for female companionship that a fake relationship is preferable to being alone
• He has deluded himself into thinking that maybe he can "turn" the lesbo cause he saw it happen in a movie

The first two are extremely unlikely for Robert. There has literally never been any evidence of him dating a woman, ever. Only unrealistic stories of porn style hookups by the man himself. There's also no real reason to suspect he's gay. Aside from MTF trannies, all his drooling has been over biological women. He seems to strongly dislike men in general who aren't himself.

The third option however, is extremely believable, and the last is also plausible. Possibly a mix of the two. Both are pathetic, but Robert is very out of touch with how things look to the average person. He lies a lot, but he also tells the truth and humiliates himself a lot under the mistaken belief that people will think what he's saying is cool or normal. Remember, he shared his "small meal for an average sized person" tweet unprompted, as well as his toxic white trash cooking pics.

The key thing though is why the fuck would any woman be desperate enough to date Bob?