Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JayHarrison]

Tim Pool discusses Joe Rogan's self-cancellation (transcribed from video referenced below):

Tim Pool: "Let me make something very clear for all of you: Joe Rogan, as far as I know and as I can tell from any of these videos, has never used the N-word. No, but he did say it.

"A video went viral [...] showing Joe Rogan saying the N-word in many different circumstances. The context [...] typically either referencing the use of the word or citing the names of things. He was never actually calling anybody the N-word. But, in today's day and age, there is literally no context, no circumstance in which you can tell anybody what that word is.

"Now, this is a big mistake and a big problem. Joe should not have apologized, the [Spotify] CEO has now come out and said that Joe is the one who removed 71 episodes of his podcast from Spotify [...] This is a huge error. It's a huge error, and a lot of people thought Joe could not be cancelled, but here he is."

Rather than discuss the video's subject matter in any thoughtful matter (as if he's capable of doing so), Moviebob reverts directly to ad hominem:

Bruce here is correct. Moviebob's admitting that he wasn't aware of any argument (since he's been using his head acting as his own colonoscope for year). Even if Bob did know what the topic of debate actually is, there's no effin' way Moviebob is capable of surviving long without employing his typical character-assassination tactics, let alone "winning". And besides, almost everyone alive who isn't Moviebob has always been more successful in the game of natural selection than Moviebob himself ever has been and ever will be.

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Nazibob:

 

[Toxinophile]

For those who don’t play Mortal Kombat, Jax going back in time to end slavery turns the United States into a black ethnostate like Marvel’s Wakanda.

A big reminder that ending was written by 2 white guys.

Dominic Cianciolo & Shawn Kittelsen​

So this isn't even some sort of vented belief from a frustrated Negroid American but instead an awful attempt at moral grandstanding.

Moving back to Bob, It's a little pathetic that he takes this minor facet of Jax so empathically. 20 plus years of characterization and relationships and all Bob can say on is Jax's robot arms, melanin, and the MK11 arcade mode ending. He focuses on a single 90 second cutscene and not the 24 minutes of screentime Jax gets in the main story mode.

 

[BaconBoobs]

For those who don’t play Mortal Kombat, Jax going back in time to end slavery turns the United States into a black ethnostate like Marvel’s Wakanda.

Quite a 180 from his alternate costume in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
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You don't understand how fucked up Jax's ending actually is, its not the USA he alters. Jax fucks with time and populates the continent of Africa with nothing but black Americans. Colonizes the whole fucking place. All the native black guys, North Africans and Arabs all get erased. Mother fucker confused the concept of "getting woke" with the concept of "ethnic cleansing".

 

[Judge Dredd]

I think it's funny that the "Disabled" section of the privilege list doesn't have anything for disabled that isn't dead, sperg, or paralyzed.

Like: missing a leg, loss of use of an arm, damaged back.

It just shows you what kind of 'disabled' use those lists on people.

I thought it was the opposite. ShortFatOtaku has a great video on this. The obviously disabled is welcome. Anyone who self identifies as having a mental illness is welcome. People with mental or social disabilities that fall outside of their desired social norms are ignored as long as possible, then cast out.

Does Bob know that Silent Hill and Raccoon City are both located in the United States?

Does it say so on Wikipedia?

Spoiler: Resident Evil 5 Racism Sperging

To be fair, neither has anyone else who complained about the racism in them, since all the complaints about RE5 were about the start of the game and not the literal ooga-booga spearchucker zombies later.

I can answer that.

The original outrage wasn't based on the game, but the trailer. Some race bait journalist saw the trailer and played the race card. As a result, white people were added to the zombies in the early game.

When the game finally came out, wokescolds played the game watched lets plays to find said spear chuckers and the unlockable tribal outfit to get offended by. They never cared enough to look into the story. Though that part of the controversy never really went mainstream like the criticism of the first trailer did.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Tim Pool discusses Joe Rogan's self-cancellation (transcribed from video referenced below):


Rather than discuss the video's subject matter in any thoughtful matter (as if he's capable of doing so), Moviebob reverts directly to ad hominem:
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Bruce here is correct. Moviebob's admitting that he wasn't aware of any argument (since he's been using his head acting as his own colonoscope for year). Even if Bob did know what the topic of debate actually is, there's no effin' way Moviebob is capable of surviving long without employing his typical character-assassination tactics, let alone "winning". And besides, almost everyone alive who isn't Moviebob has always been more successful in the game of natural selection than Moviebob himself ever has been and ever will be.

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Nazibob:
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Bob works in tech media like I bang supermodels.

I haven't watched Tim Pool in years, but even hearing the Beanie Man riding the fence for an hour is preferable to listening to a minute of Blobert.

Not really related, but one of my favorite Christmas movies is It's A Wonderful Life. I love the story of a man realizing that for however humble his life appeared, and how disparate it was from the one he wanted, there was still value in his family, the work he'd done, and the good he'd brought into his community and the lives of his loved ones, through the small things he'd done throughout his life.

Bob seems to me the exact opposite. Despite all his talk about how everyone is a fucking subhuman, I can think of fewer people who contribute less than Bob, and those people are usually extremely mentally ill. If you erased Bob from existence, the only drawback I can imagine is not being able to laugh at his retarded analysis of vidya games, movies and politics.

 

[EnemyStand]

Bob works in tech media like I bang supermodels.

I haven't watched Tim Pool in years, but even hearing the Beanie Man riding the fence for an hour is preferable to listening to a minute of Blobert.

Not really related, but one of my favorite Christmas movies is It's A Wonderful Life. I love the story of a man realizing that for however humble his life appeared, and how disparate it was from the one he wanted, there was still value in his family, the work he'd done, and the good he'd brought into his community and the lives of his loved ones, through the small things he'd done throughout his life.

Bob seems to me the exact opposite. Despite all his talk about how everyone is a fucking subhuman, I can think of fewer people who contribute less than Bob, and those people are usually extremely mentally ill. If you erased Bob from existence, the only drawback I can imagine is not being able to laugh at his retarded analysis of vidya games, movies and politics.

Angel: And we show you, gentle Kiwi, a life without Moviebob!
Me: So it's the same, but I read other threads more?
Angel: Yep.
Me: You're really bad at your job.

 

[Mola Ram]

Angel: And we show you, gentle Kiwi, a life without Moviebob!
Me: So it's the same, but I read other threads more?
Angel: Yep.
Me: You're really bad at your job.

It's a Wonderful Life but it's just the Angel of Death nudzhing Bob to do it, fucking Christ, do it already, you horrible waste of blubber.

 

[Common Shadow]

Tim Pool discusses Joe Rogan's self-cancellation (transcribed from video referenced below):
Tim Pool discusses Joe Rogan's self-cancellation (transcribed from video referenced below):

Tim Pool: "Let me make something very clear for all of you: Joe Rogan, as far as I know and as I can tell from any of these videos, has never used the N-word. No, but he did say it.

"A video went viral [...] showing Joe Rogan saying the N-word in many different circumstances. The context [...] typically either referencing the use of the word or citing the names of things. He was never actually calling anybody the N-word. But, in today's day and age, there is literally no context, no circumstance in which you can tell anybody what that word is.

"Now, this is a big mistake and a big problem. Joe should not have apologized, the [Spotify] CEO has now come out and said that Joe is the one who removed 71 episodes of his podcast from Spotify [...] This is a huge error. It's a huge error, and a lot of people thought Joe could not be cancelled, but here he is."

Anyone that doesn't realize that Rogan was using the N-word the way some people might describe loud annoying bikers as "fags" or talking about the N-word with no racism attached should get their heads examined. We don't need Tim fucking Pool to point that out, though.

The only way he referred to black people in a semi-derogatory way is when he described a scene he walked into and said something along the lines of "it was like walking into a jungle full of apes." Regardless of who said what in what way or who interrupted it what way and blah blah blah, Joe Rogan is a moron and should not be taken literally or really listened to and anyone that DOES take his THC/DMT-induced ramblings seriously is putting their severe autism on display which is a really bad look for anyone.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Does it say so on Wikipedia?

Yeah, but you have to dig for it. It doesn't show up on the Google preview of the Wikipedia page.

Anyone that doesn't realize that Rogan was using the N-word the way some people might describe loud annoying bikers as "fags" or talking about the N-word with no racism attached should get their heads examined. We don't need Tim fucking Pool to point that out, though.

We shouldn't need Tim fucking Pool to point this out, but apparently Joe does.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Behind the scenes of Bob Harkonnen

 

[make_it_so]

Haven't kept up with the MovieBlob thread in over a week - most of my attention has been directed towards both the Canadian Honkening and the Fat Man over Nagasaki-level implosion of Ethan Ralph.

So I'm glad to see that he's still doing the same shit as always - being a seething, low-IQ tardlet giving dumb movie and political takes on Twitter.

In a way, Bob is kind of like the lolcow equivalent to comfort food - uncreative, usually not the best tasting or the best for your diet, but always just like you remember.

 

[Snigger]

Anyone who still listens to moviebob deserves to listen to moviebob, let them rot together

 

[Positron]

The Honkening has become serious business. Ottawa Citizen reports.

It is cute that Bobby cares about tactics.

Omicron proved less economically detrimental than Biden's White House predicted (archive of MSNBC article). Let's intensify the fearmongering as planned and Hail to the Great Helmsman!


Turns out so many of our prime-cut cows have relatives or friends who are so immunocompromised that they'd surely "die needlessly":


TDS:


RDS. Are there indeed people who consider Joe Rogan as their "everything"?



"Trending Investigators", as if we don't have enough "wording class" parasites already.

Still, Rogan will have the last laugh:


Anti-abortion protests.

John Vinals is such an ignorant fedora, but I repeated myself.

Eric Adams, the nigger mayor of NYC, lied about being vegan. What a dumb thing to lie about.

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Because it is not a Marvel franchise?



He reiterates how he doesn't hate Pulp Fiction, just its fans.


Two Angels gush over a fat (who isn't Bobby).






Consoom pee o'sea girl:


Not-a-person.


But when his choice retort is stolen by his followers, Bobby has to waste more words:

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

It's a Wonderful Life but it's just the Angel of Death nudzhing Bob to do it, fucking Christ, do it already, you horrible waste of blubber.

Naw, like Al Bundy in that one episode of Married With Children, Bob would choose to stay alive just to spite us all.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Today, Bob has "remastered" one of his 4th of July videos and released it on FUCKING FEBRUARY THE 7TH.

TL;DW:
Top ten Americans in Vidja

10. BJ Blazkowicz (Wolfenstein) "Ain't nothing more American than punching Nazis! What about Family? NOPE, it's punching Nazis."

9. Tina Armstrong (Dead or Alive) "The actor who played her in the movies was North Carolina's own Jaime Pressly, which makes the character double American."

8. President Michael Wilson (Metal Wolf Chaos) "The president fights the vice-president in giant battle mechas for supremacy? At least it's a better than the electoral college!"

7. Mario (Mario Bros.) "HE WAS KNOWN AS A PLUMBER FROM BROOKLYN IN 1990s AMERICA AND HE'S STILL KNOWN AS AN AMERICAN PUMBER TO ME!"

6. Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance) "He's a villainous and right-wing extremist politician that uses superpowers to fight the hero, so all in all a pretty accurate representation."

5. Blade & Striker (Bad Dudes Vs. Dragon Ninja) "Just two bad dudes saving the president from ninjas all because of a dare."

4. Jax (Mortal Kombat) "Jax is EXTRA, EXTRA like traveling back in time to prevent slavery EXTRA."

3. Guile (Street Fighter) "For a game about racist stereotypes, he's pretty cool."

2. Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes) "The best and worst of the American Dream condensed into a single wacky otaku assassin."

1. The Boss (Saints Row) "This Tabula rasa is a hilarious, glowing example of American exceptionalism and profoundly represents the classic saying that ANYONE can be an American!"

some of Bob's extra "jokes"
-The US has 50 states and we only use like, 7 of them.
-No really at least one of the States in the middle has ZERO people in them, it more or less a glorified warehouse for cans of Chef Boyardee
-Guile from street fighter inspired Johnny Bravo
-The Saints Row games are unironically funny.

Bob at this point has become The Colbert Report for movies and video games. These are the most bland, tepid, and myopic jokes I've ever heard. The kind of jokes that you would only laugh and clap at if you were exactly as much of a narcissistic, brain-dead asshole like Bob. I don't even know why Bob made this video as a top ten when half the time he's cracking jokes instead of explaining his list. It feels so arbitrary.

It's funny that you kinda buried the lede here but I'm sure I'm not the only one that noticed Bob was basically saying, "Yeah, friendo Americans [read: Bob and his senpais] would be PERFECTLY FINE with President Drumpf being kidnapped by Ninjas. The ninjas can have him."

 

[JayHarrison]

Angel: And we show you, gentle Kiwi, a life without Moviebob!
Me: So it's the same, but I read other threads more?
Angel: Yep.
Me: You're really bad at your job.

It's a Wonderful Life but it's just the Angel of Death nudzhing Bob to do it, fucking Christ, do it already, you horrible waste of blubber.

Guardian angel Clarence: "See, without your presence, Bob, the world is a slightly better place."

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The Honkening has become serious business. Ottawa Citizen reports.
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It is cute that Bobby cares about tactics.

As if Moviebob should talk about being anti-terrorism. It bears repeating: Moviebob literally asked for Texans with "even as much as a head cold" to cough on Texas Governor Greg Abbott.

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Anti-abortion protests.
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John Vinals is such an ignorant fedora, but I repeated myself.

So says Eugenicsbob.

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Well... considering he's a horndog toward AOC, I'm surprised Moviebob chose H.R. Pufnstuf, who's well above AOC's cellar-dwelling position on the IQ scale.

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But when his choice retort is stolen by his followers, Bobby has to waste more words:
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Moviebob hates "normal" hours because sunlight is a satisfactory disinfectant.

 

[Judge Dredd]

The Honkening has become serious business. Ottawa Citizen reports.

So Bob is falling for what is likely yet another Freedom Convoy false flag, after a series of (sometimes) false flags? (A guy with purple hair and a goony beard man wearing a mask, my guess is on anti-freedom protesters.)

Watch him claim this was a joke when if it comes out this was yet another false flag.

 

[Boss Bass]

I think most leftists (except maybe our own crayon-eater thread topic exceptional individual) know full well that AI/bots aren't so advanced. It's more of a thing that bots are usually programmed to stick to a set of phrases/talking points, and if you're dealing with a bot or suspect you are, you can quickly confuse it. Bots generally don't mouth off unless they've been keyword-programmed to do so in specific instances. Bob on the other hand has been convinced that AI is so advanced, that returning certain phrases to his remarks immediately identifies a "not-a-person" AI bot. Such as, anything remotely republican-sounding, even if the account is an avowed Leftist.

Bob’s too fucking stupid to identify the generator and discriminator in online discourse.

Why do I need to develop text generation bots when I’m already able to score people’s every insipid thought on Reddit and twitter?

The machine being taught is YOU, you fat moron.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Someone mentioned Bob's shitty reaction art in his videos and I remembered one other person besides Yahtzee who did the same thing in his videos, namely Metokur. In his decline of the 5th Estate video series he uses the same snooty guy, but the actual picture not a re-draw of the picture. It's at like 00:00:38 seconds in this video, the video is from 2010. Now three realities exist from this because Bob started the Big Picture around the same time in 2010: either Bob or someone at the Escapist knew of Metokur's content when he was the Internet Aristocrat, Jim copied Bob's format (I doubt it), or it was a meme like Rage Comics and I forgot it was and it was just a similar idea to use in video essays.

Oh hey, thanks for the link.

According to Jim, most of his images just came from the top result of a Google search, so whoever drew Bob's pics probably did a similar thing.

Does Bob know that Silent Hill and Raccoon City are both located in the United States?

(Also, does Daniel Garner from the Painkiller games have a stated nationality?)

Nope, Bob has never played the games and feels himself superior for it.

Angel: And we show you, gentle Kiwi, a life without Moviebob!
Me: So it's the same, but I read other threads more?
Angel: Yep.
Me: You're really bad at your job.

The only differences in a world without Bob is the Escapist would have gotten a better film critic, and the guy who was supposed to win that Screw Attack contest would have actually won. That's it, he has affected nothing else.

 

[Toxinophile]

It's funny that you kinda buried the lede here but I'm sure I'm not the only one that noticed Bob was basically saying, "Yeah, friendo Americans [read: Bob and his senpais] would be PERFECTLY FINE with President Drumpf being kidnapped by Ninjas. The ninjas can have him."

Honestly, you pretty much were the only one because Bob cracking a Trump Joke might as well be TV static. Watching back I don't think even Bob registered it as funny with how dry his tone became. It sounds like a joke you see in the background of Family Guy but Bob does it no favors when he explains it all in detail to you, especially the punchline. It's simply 25 seconds of complete video filler.