Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Replicant Sasquatch]

"Tireless enemy of censorship":
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I like how he's implying free speech absolutism is a bad thing or not real free speech protected by the First Amendment.

The First Amendment is pretty absolutist.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Maybe Bob hates the South because deep down, he knows he'd end up being Ned Beatty instead of Jon Voight:

 

[Lorento]

So pandering and making bullshit promises is okay when you're a Democrat?

Once again, no bad tactics and all that.

 

[cypocryphy]

I guess if Bob can't have a real job then no one can.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I can also assume that 80% is smaller than 20% in his eyes:

This is what Moviebob actually believes:

Also, found this on Geek.com today. I thought it'd be pretty funny to share: https://www.geek.com/culture/how-diabetes-is-transforming-people-into-real-life-cyborgs-1701487/ (http://archive.is/gVTDn)

 

[Jan_Hus]

Maybe Bob hates the South because deep down, he knows he'd end up being Ned Beatty instead of Jon Voight:
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Maybe this attitude from liberals is why the south has been a red stronghold for as long I can remember?

 

[The Nothingness]

We've seen how Bob fairs when his basement floods from rain, how will he fair with rising sea levels

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I can also assume that 80% is smaller than 20% in his eyes:
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Being a lifelong dem, isn't states rights one of our major sources of asspain? We're all for it now, then? Shouldn't we be thanking the GOP for holding vigil over that particular mindset for the the past umpteen years?

 

[RockVolnutt]

We've seen how Bob fairs when his basement floods from rain, how will he fair with rising sea levels

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/89/c3/27/89c3271320ccb4690dd1157d81363b5a.jpg
Quite fine actually

 

[thismanlies]

We're not furious about the truth, we're furious because you're utterly incapable of self-reflection:

I can't wait for the day Bob goes through his own DSP-esque downfall. But instead of losing a girl, he's going to lose his basement and his feet. Oh, and the subhumans with jobs are going to laugh at him for it.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I can't wait for the day Bob goes through his own DSP-esque downfall. But instead of losing a girl, he's going to lose his basement and his feet. Oh, and the subhumans with jobs are going to laugh at him for it.

You mean to tell me he hasn't lost them already?

 

[TheImportantFart]

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/89/c3/27/89c3271320ccb4690dd1157d81363b5a.jpg
Quite fine actually

That's not fair. Blue Whales are beautiful, majestic animals. Bob would be more like this:

 

[cypocryphy]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_busing_desegregation

Bob's beloved,elitist,coastal,smug hometown is basically just as bad as "subhuman garbage Trump country".

 

[Mola Ram]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_busing_desegregation

Bob's beloved,elitist,coastal,smug hometown is basically just as bad as "subhuman garbage Trump country".

Worse. Their version of clam chowder looks like cum stew.

 

[RockVolnutt]

That's not fair. Blue Whales are beautiful, majestic animals. Bob would be more like this:

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This really makes one think about the Superior Future.

Spoiler: Minor sperging

Bob's love of Marvel and the word "Superior" always gets a chuckle out of me. It reminds me of both Superior Spider-Man and Superior Iron Man which were more villainous takes on the characters who were fixated on their extreme ideas to "improve" the world. I don't think Bob's well versed enough on what he goes on about to see the connection here.

 

[TonyTopps]

Wasn't he working a dead end retail job or something? Whatever it was, I didn't know talking about your autistic video game fantasies into a microphone and posting it on Youtube was a skill.

Yeah, I believe he worked at Gamestop and Blockbuster. He obviously was not as good at them as he thinks because he was still living with his parents which means he was probably never promoted. He worked them till his thirties.

 

[Here to Lurk]

"Tireless enemy of censorship":
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This really makes one think about the Superior Future.

Spoiler: Minor sperging

Bob's love of Marvel and the word "Superior" always gets a chuckle out of me. It reminds me of both Superior Spider-Man and Superior Iron Man which were more villainous takes on the characters who were fixated on their extreme ideas to "improve" the world. I don't think Bob's well versed enough on what he goes on about to see the connection here.

Bob's no communist. He hates the working class too much. As far as I can tell, he's some kind of authoritarian (if not totalitarian) centrist. It's like some kind of bastardized fascism mixed with neoliberal thought.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob's no communist. He hates the working class too much. As far as I can tell, he's some kind of authoritarian (if not totalitarian) centrist. It's like some kind of bastardized fascism mixed with neoliberal thought.

He still views himself as an extreme leftist.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I think Bob would make a Great father, don't you?

If no woman would touch him, there is always in vitro.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, only exceptional people reeee like this 24/7.

Bob is actually right for a change. He is, in fact, a "truly exceptional individual."

Good job, Blob!