Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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1. Bob, leave Bonkers out of this, that show was already kicked in the dick by Disney; 2. I still find it ironic, that fat ass tries to mock fans who dislike something fo a good reason, when he has HOW many meltdowns over the Illumination Mario movie?
 
I feel like I have gotten over my annoyance and anger at bob because i can now see hes basically impotent.

Bob won't change until hes banned off twitter and youtube doesn't make him any money.
Nietzsche talked about people like Bob. He has no teeth, the ability to do good or evil depends on if you have strength. Bob is a weak, fat useless-eater. He doesn’t envy those with strength, he hates them.

This isn’t a right or left thing. Leftists who Bob unpersons display some motivation to do something that requires personal effort. When they decide that lockdown is bad it scares Bob because the pro-lockdown, pro-masks is a passive virtue. When they decide that the government surveying them with no oversight or ethics Bob sneers at them for obsessing over ‘freedumbs’ the minute it becomes favorable.

Bob isn’t evil. He’s worse he’d sell his soul for a Big Mac not for power. Odds are he’d bitch out if given the chance to kill his enemies.
 
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Cancel culture continue not to exist; it's okay to hurt feelings unless in the case of niggers and trannies. (Archive of The Guardian article)
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Bobby prides himself for being able to tune out other people's distress:
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I feel sorry for Obama being dragged into the mud. He might be an affirmative-action president but he doesn't look like a sociopath like Bobby and Arkle.

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"Wanting to kill people who are different from you is evil", I wonder if Brother Alpha is on Bobby's side or not.
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Brother Alpha insists that conservative wants him dead. Bobby is being a very good Believer.
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There are too much discussion to be include here; I just clip Bobby's long soliloquy. TL;DR -- Bobby was BULLIED and even BOSSED AROUND!!! How tragic!
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Protip: You are bossed around because you have neither the brain nor the learning to boss people around.
Damn, I should've waited a couple minutes to make my post so I could have included these as examples of how many eggs Bob wants to break. Hell, given how bloodthirsty he is in these tweets and elsewhere, I think the omelet is the last thing he's thinking about. Bob just wants vengeance, and he wants it yesterday.
Brother Alpha must be one of them LGBTLMNOP's. Maybe even PeeOhCee. That's probably why he thinks Red wants him Dead.

What "things" bulllied/beat down/bossed around/f-ed over/betrayed/brutalized Bob, and what proof does bob have that ANY of them are or were even remotely Republican-voting? Are these people in Bob's personal life, or people who sit from afar like Drumpf, pulling strings that affect Bob directly?

I mean sure Bob doesn't wanna tell "his story rn" but shit, some :epik: could sure as shit ask Bob WHAT FUCKING PROOF does he have that the people that did these things to him PERSONALLY (not abstractly or as collateral damage via Government) voted Red Not Blue?
The unspoken truth about bullying is this: odds are, you were not a completely innocent victim. Bullies tend to pick on those that stand out of the crowd for whatever reason. Sometimes it's through no fault of the victim's own, sure, like if one is bullied for a disfigurement that they had no control over. But often, it's due to behavioral reasons, like, oh, I dunno, the sperg that won't shut up about their favorite video game, for instance.

A smarter person will come to terms with their bullying, understand why it's happening, and change their behavior to act more appropriately. In the example above, it doesn't mean you have to give up what you like, it just means learning that not everyone is going to care as much about it as you do. In another case, it might mean learning not to act in a disruptive, obnoxious manner, or to stop behaving like a know-it-all. I know there are a lot of people out there who preach about non-conformity (albeit frequently in a Life of Brian-esque "we are all individuals!" way), but conformity is a good life skill to learn. Unless you have fuck-you money, you're going to have to learn how to get along with others, and conforming behavior to fit better with your peers will help dramatically.

If you're someone like Bob, however, you take the wrong lesson to heart. They're not bullying you because you're acting like an asshole, no, they're just jealous of your superior intellect! Those knuckle-dragging Neanderthals want to drag you down to their level because they fear your mighty brainpower! Why should you change your ways when you're clearly in the right? Over time, these people become increasingly ostracized from the group as more people view them as not worth being a member, going from active bullying to passive shunning. I saw that happen to more than one person in my class growing up, with at least one of them getting in trouble for making an enemy list (which I can't remember if I was on or not, though I rarely interacted with them in the first place so I couldn't say for sure). And if you never learn why people became increasingly cold to you and carry that into adulthood, you become a bitter, violent misanthrope like good ol' Blobbo: still seething with anger and hatred at everyone around him, still blaming others for his problems, still refusing to learn.

The old adage holds true: "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
 
Reflection on one's morality is pointless for Bobby:
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Refusing vaccine is like having a tantrum for ice cream.
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Banking has always been political -- and it's a miracle that leftists allow us to have banks at all!
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Some more types of non-persons: Pro-life woman
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People who cared about the feelings of bereaved parents:
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If you evolve enough, you'll see Bob Chipman as a woman.
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Does Israel have a right to be a Jewish nation-state and preserve its Jewish demographic majority?

(Speaking of demographic sperging I'm surprised Moviebob hasn't tweeted about Louis Theroux's documentary. Getting into an argument with a bunch of groypers and then blocking them while calling everyone apart from him a white nationalist sounds like something Bob would love to do.)
If nothing is absolute, how can there be an absolute morality?
 
Man, I don't know what it is, but that constant repetition of "you're not a person" is the most obnoxious tic he's developed in quite a while.
It's the fact that it's firmly against Twitter's alleged "rules" against dehumanization. Nobody likes the teacher's pet, especially when they take every opportunity to remind you that sucking up to authority has unfairly given them special privileges. If you called Bob "not a person" you'd get banned.
 
Paul Fag is determined to be remembered as the director of The Ghostbustesses.
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You do not know how much it rankles me that they made the new Ecto-1 out of a hearse. I know combo cars aren't common these days but... damn it, that was a really subtle part of the joke: A vehicle that had use as both an emergency vehicle and a hearse was perfect for them, with the added comedic punch that there's no reason why one would be in NYC for them to buy, making it a surprise. Then again, missing the point of the original's humor is perhaps symbolic of Feig's Franchisebusters.

Reflection on one's morality is pointless for Bobby:
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Isn't this the guy who was calling himself a "dark empath" a few weeks ago?
 
I love how Bob still insists that the reason he sucked at school wasn't because he was dumb but because he has authority issues. It can be both, Robert.

And it was neither. Robert is a dumbass, but to do bad at the cheap-ass american schools system you gotta be actual retard.

Robert's problem is a simple one, lazyness, the same lazyness that precluded him from learning how to use green screen for over 10 years, why he cuts audio mid sentence and haven't learned to read his scripts whithout flubbing his lines and so he jump cuts between them, why his articles read like a messy stream of consciousness without a proper point, and Robert's lazyness explain his pathetic excuse for a book, where he did the bare minimum resarch on the subject, and most of the prose of the fucking thing is a recap of his pathetic life, with a sentence structure so awfull that can only be explained by a bad grad student trying to fill page quota for the midterms.

Also, this whole "Movie Robert has problem with authority". All bullshit, and you can tell it is bullshit because Robert is a fucking terrible liar.

First rule about lie is that you don't make a big deal out of it, and you certainly don't lie so you can brag, because people ain't stupid and it is easy to catch on is someone lies like that.

If Robert said "I didn't get along with teachers", that would be one thing, but this whole "I have problem with authorities and respecting those who aren't my intellectual equals", oh my, that sure is a thing 14 year olds go thinking about. Nah, that is a pathetic 40 year old trying to pass as a rogue on the internet.

At this point Robert can't help himself, this "internt tough guy" act is all he has, and it is a pretty sad one, because it is one of the last recluse of people with nothing.
 
Damn, I should've waited a couple minutes to make my post so I could have included these as examples of how many eggs Bob wants to break. Hell, given how bloodthirsty he is in these tweets and elsewhere, I think the omelet is the last thing he's thinking about. Bob just wants vengeance, and he wants it yesterday.

The unspoken truth about bullying is this: odds are, you were not a completely innocent victim. Bullies tend to pick on those that stand out of the crowd for whatever reason. Sometimes it's through no fault of the victim's own, sure, like if one is bullied for a disfigurement that they had no control over. But often, it's due to behavioral reasons, like, oh, I dunno, the sperg that won't shut up about their favorite video game, for instance.

A smarter person will come to terms with their bullying, understand why it's happening, and change their behavior to act more appropriately. In the example above, it doesn't mean you have to give up what you like, it just means learning that not everyone is going to care as much about it as you do. In another case, it might mean learning not to act in a disruptive, obnoxious manner, or to stop behaving like a know-it-all. I know there are a lot of people out there who preach about non-conformity (albeit frequently in a Life of Brian-esque "we are all individuals!" way), but conformity is a good life skill to learn. Unless you have fuck-you money, you're going to have to learn how to get along with others, and conforming behavior to fit better with your peers will help dramatically.

If you're someone like Bob, however, you take the wrong lesson to heart. They're not bullying you because you're acting like an asshole, no, they're just jealous of your superior intellect! Those knuckle-dragging Neanderthals want to drag you down to their level because they fear your mighty brainpower! Why should you change your ways when you're clearly in the right? Over time, these people become increasingly ostracized from the group as more people view them as not worth being a member, going from active bullying to passive shunning. I saw that happen to more than one person in my class growing up, with at least one of them getting in trouble for making an enemy list (which I can't remember if I was on or not, though I rarely interacted with them in the first place so I couldn't say for sure). And if you never learn why people became increasingly cold to you and carry that into adulthood, you become a bitter, violent misanthrope like good ol' Blobbo: still seething with anger and hatred at everyone around him, still blaming others for his problems, still refusing to learn.

The old adage holds true: "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
This is if you even buy into Bob's claims that he was bullied. He could easily just be lying and blowing things out of proportion the way he normally does with everything else. I've said before I don't buy into his bullying claims because he always talks about it with the same bravado and ego he does with everything else. The times we have seen Bob be genuinely honest is with us is when he is in a genuine state of hurt. And we can tell he is because he drops the tough guy act when he is in that state.

I can't buy into the bullying claims when is going about it with the same bullshit facade he does with everything else.
 
Of all the cows I follow, Bob is the only one where I routinely have to skip dozens of pages just to get caught up. And he's the only one where I rarely feel bad about skipping large sections of content, because somehow he's been saying the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING for 4600+ pages.

Is this what moonbats mean when they say they're exhausted and out of spoons and just, like, ugh, literally can't even?
 
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Man, I don't know what it is, but that constant repetition of "you're not a person" is the most obnoxious tic he's developed in quite a while.
t’s probably his mid to lower intellect rejoinder to the NPC/wojack meme. He should be careful, twitter has rules about dehumanizing folks, be a shame if they were all capped and reported. I don’t advise this, as much like Ethan Ralph, he is much funnier being around and active so we can all laugh at his antics.
 
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t’s probably his mid to lower intellect rejoinder to the NPC/wojack meme. He should be careful, twitter has rules about dehumanizing folks, be a shame if they were all capped and reported. I don’t advise this, as much like Ethan Ralph, he is much funnier being around and active so we can all laugh at his antics.
Bob has technically broken Twitter rules more than several times in a row, I'm just amazed that nobody (not Farm users), hasn't reported his fat ass. Like, seriously if some random person saw Bob's unhinged rants on some topic, you'd report this crazy fat bastard in a split second, and yet he somehow gets ignored, but dare call him a fat retard and enjoy a message from Twitters staff.
 
Bob has technically broken Twitter rules more than several times in a row, I'm just amazed that nobody (not Farm users), hasn't reported his fat ass. Like, seriously if some random person saw Bob's unhinged rants on some topic, you'd report this crazy fat bastard in a split second, and yet he somehow gets ignored, but dare call him a fat retard and enjoy a message from Twitters staff.
I'm sure he has been reported many times, it's just that, for whatever reason, those reports go nowhere. Maybe it's because of the vaunted blue checkmark that lets him get away with bending the rules more than a rando would. Maybe it's because he has the right politics and he only directs his invective against targets Twitter's support team finds acceptable. Maybe it's because he manages to skirt the line without crossing it, not quite calling for all Republicans to get rounded up into cages but saying he's not opposed to it happening. Maybe it's some combination of these and/or other reasons, it's hard to say for sure.

He's the definition of a crybully, as you pointed out: he'll harass you and mock you to your face over and over, but throw even one insult back at him and he'll wail to his followers and Twitter support about how you hurt his feefees and need to get banned.

(On a side note, I know this thread would slow down immensely if Bob actually got banned from Twitter, but it would almost be worth giving up the entertainment of mocking this impotent fat retard, just to see how much it would hurt him to lose it. Considering how much of his self-worth is tied up in his Twitter rants and his poor health in general, it might actually kill him.)
 
It’s probably his mid to lower intellect rejoinder to the NPC/wojack meme. He should be careful, twitter has rules about dehumanizing folks, be a shame if they were all capped and reported. I don’t advise this, as much like Ethan Ralph, he is much funnier being around and active so we can all laugh at his antics.
I feel like he's using it more and more as a cope.

See, he knows he's a subhuman crayon eating retard who should've been in special classes. But he needs to feel superior, so he needs an excuse; the "don't matter" one doesn't resonate given he's gotten shat on by people who do matter. He also isn't feeling great using it anymore due to again, his dying channel. So he's reduced to dehumanizing people, since his usual "barbs" don't work too well anymore. It's just another way to avoid self reflecting and taking a trip to the rope store and then to the rickety stool store on the same day.
 
I feel like he's using it more and more as a cope.

See, he knows he's a subhuman crayon eating retard who should've been in special classes. But he needs to feel superior, so he needs an excuse; the "don't matter" one doesn't resonate given he's gotten shat on by people who do matter. He also isn't feeling great using it anymore due to again, his dying channel. So he's reduced to dehumanizing people, since his usual "barbs" don't work too well anymore. It's just another way to avoid self reflecting and taking a trip to the rope store and then to the rickety stool store on the same day.
Could Bob even find a rope or a stool that would support him, though?
 
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