Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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To Bob, "MAGA Trash" is shorthand for "right wing Nahtzee bigots residing in ANY country". It matters not to Bob that the truckers are Canadian, because in Bob's mind if they lived in America and were Americans they'd have voted for Drumpf in a heartbeat. And since Bob is full Globohomo glowtarded, he thinks that since borders shouldn't exist, the MAGA concept can be applied in places that are technically outside the borders of the United States of America.
But the truckers have no real political leaning they are just dudes fed up with the Canadian government's overreaching covid rules, rules that are destroying their livelihoods. If Bob thinks that a family man just wanting to put bread on the table for his family is a far right nazi then he has no fucking idea what a nazi actually is. Bob is or should I correctly say CLAIMS to be a movie critic has he not watched the Great Escape or Schindler's List? Those would give him the basics if he too retarded to learn actual history. Fuck being a massive Walt Disney fan Bob should be a fully paid up member of the SS by now. The Canadian truckers are only inflating bouncy castles and honking horns in their own capital and not having a genocidal road trip around Europe. Here is hoping Corona-Chan does humanity all a solid and pays Bob a visit.
 
But the truckers have no real political leaning they are just dudes fed up with the Canadian government's overreaching covid rules, rules that are destroying their livelihoods. If Bob thinks that a family man just wanting to put bread on the table for his family is a far right nazi then he has no fucking idea what a nazi actually is. Bob is or should I correctly say CLAIMS to be a movie critic has he not watched the Great Escape or Schindler's List? Those would give him the basics if he too retarded to learn actual history. Fuck being a massive Walt Disney fan Bob should be a fully paid up member of the SS by now. The Canadian truckers are only inflating bouncy castles and honking horns in their own capital and not having a genocidal road trip around Europe. Here is hoping Corona-Chan does humanity all a solid and pays Bob a visit.
That is exactly what he thinks. Because those people who want to feed their families are getting in the way of the superior future that Bob earned and so they need to die.

As for the rest of it, mental gymnastics.
 
Bob isn't unique here for a change. If there's one thing Twitter has opened my eyes to, other than troon shit, it's just how many people absolutely refuse to believe in the possibility of unintended consequences. (While also believing in mass secretive unconscious conspiracy theories but I digress.) Like I can't even fathom how I would explain to Bob the simple logic of something like "no, Congress should not give President Biden the authority to put political enemies in Gitmo because what if Donald Trump wins in 2024?" Bob would just reply to that with "well, put Trump in Gitmo then" or some other statement about how you simply just prevent bad people from using the tools you've provided them. Or to use your example, you just don't let Jack Thompson censor, only Anita. Your concerns were silly and easily solved.

Look at how Bob responds to the few challenges he's gotten over his COVID Endless Lockdown Theory, does he contemplate that the good intentions of "ending COVID forever" may not be better than mass starvation and death? No, he responds "robots" and calls it a day. The lack of these robots and their ability to carry out the tasks he desires doesn't enter the picture because he intends them to do so and it's frankly baffling that people don't already have them there. (Naturally, sinister forces are likely denying the achievement but I digress.)

He's a Thinker and he grapples with these ideas at a higher level than most, that's why everything is so obvious to him. Things like nuance and cost/benefit analysis are for people who don't get the answer right the first time.
MovieBob crushed on Anita hard because she let him hover hand her at some convention, which is like first base for Bob.

One ironic chain of events is this: Once upon a time Jack Thompson publicly offered a bounty to anyone who would make a violent game based on his ridiculous specifications. I don't know what he was trying to prove, but a few people took him up on it. One of them was Alex Holowka, who made the game I'm OK. I think it was the first time most people ever heard of him. It was a funny little anti-censorship freeware game, and it probably launched his indie game career. Then later he dated one of Anita Sarkeesian's friends and colleagues, Zoe Quinn, who appeared at the UN along with her to push game censorship. That was pretty ironic, considering where he got his start.

Well, I feel like there's something more to this story, but my mind is blocking it out for some reason.
 
MovieBob crushed on Anita hard because she let him hover hand her at some convention, which is like first base for Bob.

One ironic chain of events is this: Once upon a time Jack Thompson publicly offered a bounty to anyone who would make a violent game based on his ridiculous specifications. I don't know what he was trying to prove, but a few people took him up on it. One of them was Alex Holowka, who made the game I'm OK. I think it was the first time most people ever heard of him. It was a funny little anti-censorship freeware game, and it probably launched his indie game career. Then later he dated one of Anita Sarkeesian's friends and colleagues, Zoe Quinn, who appeared at the UN along with her to push game censorship. That was pretty ironic, considering where he got his start.

Well, I feel like there's something more to this story, but my mind is blocking it out for some reason.
I think they got married and had a bunch of kids and lived happily ever after or something like that I'm not sure and can't really be assed to look it up.
 
It makes sense if you think about it as meaning "draconian powers for me but not for thee".
Well, yeah. One of his core tenets is "No bad tactics, only bad targets". He frequently makes it clear that he would absolutely approve of applying all the jackboots in the world as long as it goes against the correct people. He's not gonna admit to wanting to outright putting "MAGA trash" into death camps, but he surely would approve of it. In his ideal world, the "people that matter" live in few cramped megacities while the countryside is left for renaturalization and for indigenous people to live in. MAGA trash that doesn't want to live in the cities can remain, but since a large part of them would actually enjoy being left alone by the city folk and would have no problem living completely off-grid, they obviously must not allowed to do so. Only indigenous people are allowed to live off the land, and armed robodogs patrol the hinterlands to ensure that MAGA trash aren't secretly planting fields or hunt game. When he says he wants the MAGA trash to just be out of the way, he means that he wants them to starve out asap. Letting them live unrestricted means letting them win.
Don't make the mistake of thinking of Bob being a "leftist" or having any defined political alignment beyond "eradicate the MAGA trash". He has no constructive goals, the only thing he wants is to hurt the bullies. Petty revenge, and mostly for imaginary slights. He believes he was a bullied underdog because in his movie-logic'd brain-husk there's only bullied underdogs and jocks, and since he wasn't a jock he must have been a bullied underdog nerd. Also the main reason he thinks he super-smart, because the nerds in the movies are smart, and since Bob is a nerd, he must be smart.
Bob is one of the most vile creatures on the Internet, but I find solace in the fact that his life will only get worse, and he will never know true happiness.
 
"MOST of Shakespeare is a horny young dude looking at famous legends..." - pretty sure this is Robert accidentally revealing that his knowledge of the bard comes from "Shakespeare in Love".
Oh God, I forgot that movie even existed but it makes sense. With Bob, the simplest explanation is the correct one.

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Not even mad, I had to do 3 or 4 takes to understand what he was saying here. So he is admiting that he has not played the game because he thinks the cyberpunk game is about cool robots. Another stupid take from Bob, another day that ends in Y.
 
Oh God, I forgot that movie even existed but it makes sense. With Bob, the simplest explanation is the correct one.


Not even mad, I had to do 3 or 4 takes to understand what he was saying here. So he is admiting that he has not played the game because he thinks the cyberpunk game is about cool robots. Another stupid take from Bob, another day that ends in Y.
From what I know about Bob, he would never play a game like Cyberpunk or even Fallout. His tastes are really quite childish. In some people that might be cute, but in him it's unsettling. I think it's the juxtaposition between liking cute, colorful child friendly games, and spewing vile hate speech all day on Twitter. I mean, I play various Marios now and then, but I play other games too. I'm not sure if he even plays the 3D Marios, and I bet he hated the N64 since it focused a lot of dark FPS games.
 
But the truckers have no real political leaning they are just dudes fed up with the Canadian government's overreaching covid rules, rules that are destroying their livelihoods. If Bob thinks that a family man just wanting to put bread on the table for his family is a far right nazi then he has no fucking idea what a nazi actually is. Bob is or should I correctly say CLAIMS to be a movie critic has he not watched the Great Escape or Schindler's List? Those would give him the basics if he too retarded to learn actual history. Fuck being a massive Walt Disney fan Bob should be a fully paid up member of the SS by now. The Canadian truckers are only inflating bouncy castles and honking horns in their own capital and not having a genocidal road trip around Europe. Here is hoping Corona-Chan does humanity all a solid and pays Bob a visit.
Bob doesn't realize that this whole trucker mess includes a lot of (now-disgruntled) lifelong NDP supporters. This town I'm in is HEAVILY NDP, and yet a bunch of people declaring their long-time NDP membership have written into the local rag to denounce the NDP supporting Trudeau on the Emergency Act (basically a slightly nerfed War Measures Act) and how Trudeau AS WELL AS THE SUPPOSEDLY PRO-WORKER NDP is treating WORKING PEOPLE, aka the Truckers.

This isn't just going to devastate the Liberals in the long run. It's going to absolutely fucking DESTROY the NDP. People who've blithely voted NDP for years, believing them to be the progressive "Good Guys", are finally waking up to what shitbags the NDP has gradually turned into. If mass fucking lifetime boomer NDP voters are finally tossing the NDP into the trash, they done fucked up.

Bob, of course, is stupid, has no fucking clue what is going on in Canada let alone who's disgruntled and why. I mean sure, he'll happily gas the "crunchy anti-science liberals" along with the "anti-science MAGA Trash" in minecraft, but this isn't what this is.
 
I'm not sure if he even plays the 3D Marios, and I bet he hated the N64 since it focused a lot of dark FPS games.
I forget which system it was he missed out on due to college. It was either N64 or GameCube.

Which ever it was, when he came back Halo or Call of Duty was popular, and that's when he started blaming "dude-bros" and FPS games for ruining everything.
 
Bob doesn't realize that this whole trucker mess includes a lot of (now-disgruntled) lifelong NDP supporters. This town I'm in is HEAVILY NDP, and yet a bunch of people declaring their long-time NDP membership have written into the local rag to denounce the NDP supporting Trudeau on the Emergency Act (basically a slightly nerfed War Measures Act) and how Trudeau AS WELL AS THE SUPPOSEDLY PRO-WORKER NDP is treating WORKING PEOPLE, aka the Truckers.

This isn't just going to devastate the Liberals in the long run. It's going to absolutely fucking DESTROY the NDP. People who've blithely voted NDP for years, believing them to be the progressive "Good Guys", are finally waking up to what shitbags the NDP has gradually turned into. If mass fucking lifetime boomer NDP voters are finally tossing the NDP into the trash, they done fucked up.

Bob, of course, is stupid, has no fucking clue what is going on in Canada let alone who's disgruntled and why. I mean sure, he'll happily gas the "crunchy anti-science liberals" along with the "anti-science MAGA Trash" in minecraft, but this isn't what this is.
Bob's conception of Canadian politics, to the extent that it exists and I'm granting him every advantage, is probably that Trudeau = Hillary and he just operates from there. He sees people he already hates or knows to hate (like Tucker Carlson or Glenn Greenwald) criticizing Trudeau while all the fellow Thinkers he follows kneejerk defend Trudeau despite never having cared about Canada before in their life for their own social signaling purposes and so Bob does the same.

And that's how he knows that whatever you just wrote in this post I'm quoting is irrelevant because you're not a person.
 
Bob's conception of Canadian politics, to the extent that it exists and I'm granting him every advantage, is probably that Trudeau = Hillary and he just operates from there. He sees people he already hates or knows to hate (like Tucker Carlson or Glenn Greenwald) criticizing Trudeau while all the fellow Thinkers he follows kneejerk defend Trudeau despite never having cared about Canada before in their life for their own social signaling purposes and so Bob does the same.

And that's how he knows that whatever you just wrote in this post I'm quoting is irrelevant because you're not a person.
Bob never thinks about politics strategically, to the extent he'd never even stop saying the quiet part loud even if someone said, "Look, we'll kill all the MayoGhouls after the election, all you have to do is shut up and pretend you want to help working people for a few months." Even with such an assurance he'd go running to Twitter and say, "I can't wait until after the election, they've promised me all you not people and MayoGhouls will be rounded up and killed! I'm so happy! Time to watch that one scene in Mulholland Drive on loop and eat a small quantity of McNuggets to celebrate!"
 
I forget which system it was he missed out on due to college. It was either N64 or GameCube.

Which ever it was, when he came back Halo or Call of Duty was popular, and that's when he started blaming "dude-bros" and FPS games for ruining everything.
In the book he mentions that he lost interest when the N64 moved things to 3D, and then he skipped the Gamecube, which happens to be the two consoles that Nintendo stopped being on top. But then the DS and Wii came out and because they were popular, Bob came back because he had to show everyone he was the true Mario fan... despite not playing the games. I think at one point he admitted even though he had a Wii, he only had three games for it.

As for the dudebros thing, I think it was a reaction to the game forums he used to post on. A lot of people on those forums didn't really care about the Wii and were more focused on whether the 360 or the PS3 was the superior console. And at the time, the most talked about games tended to be FPS or 3rd person shooters like Gears of War. The Wii wasn't really a traditionally gamer console, which was why it had such a large initial popularity, but it was never able to maintain it. By 2008, when Bob launched the Game Overthinker, they were being proven right as the Wii was losing momentum and didn't really have much to challenge the other two besides the mainstays. So you just know Bob was fuming over being owned in the forums for his mindless devotion to a console he never even played.
 
”The Game Overthinker” doesn’t know that Mark Wahlberg’s mentor character is from the video games and not a studio note.

Imagine my shock.
The one thing to be noted here isn't that Bob doesn't know about a certain character, which is excusable to a degree, but rather that he doesn't even bother to do basic research before commenting on it. Paragraphs and more paragraphs and he can't bother to do five minutes of googling before commenting on something, if you can call his old man ramblings a critical analysis, I guess. Comes to show how much of an ego this fat fuck has!

Bob isn't unique here for a change. If there's one thing Twitter has opened my eyes to, other than troon shit, it's just how many people absolutely refuse to believe in the possibility of unintended consequences. (While also believing in mass secretive unconscious conspiracy theories but I digress.) Like I can't even fathom how I would explain to Bob the simple logic of something like "no, Congress should not give President Biden the authority to put political enemies in Gitmo because what if Donald Trump wins in 2024?" Bob would just reply to that with "well, put Trump in Gitmo then" or some other statement about how you simply just prevent bad people from using the tools you've provided them. Or to use your example, you just don't let Jack Thompson censor, only Anita. Your concerns were silly and easily solved.

Look at how Bob responds to the few challenges he's gotten over his COVID Endless Lockdown Theory, does he contemplate that the good intentions of "ending COVID forever" may not be better than mass starvation and death? No, he responds "robots" and calls it a day. The lack of these robots and their ability to carry out the tasks he desires doesn't enter the picture because he intends them to do so and it's frankly baffling that people don't already have them there. (Naturally, sinister forces are likely denying the achievement but I digress.)

He's a Thinker and he grapples with these ideas at a higher level than most, that's why everything is so obvious to him. Things like nuance and cost/benefit analysis are for people who don't get the answer right the first time.

It's a landmark of emotionally charged thinking. A common example is when someone commits a horrific crime, like a serial rapist, and the first thing people think of doing is taking them on a one-way ride to the deep end of the woods. While I can easily agree that a pile of horseshit like that deserves such a punishment, there's a reason why these are illegal, as it's easy for these punishments to be abused!

People like Bob or the retards on Twitter often lead comfortable yet unhappy lives as they are too ingrained in media and other distractions instead of being sociable. Bob feels like a King on Twitter, as his voice is heard there even if just mocked to shit by most. His takes are very emotionally charged and pitiful in philosophical content given that their core values are based on treating people according to Bob's likes and dislikes, concepts like good people being capable of doing bad things, and bad people being capable of doing good things are incomprehensible to his mind as he's a zealot through and through. A "MAGA TRASH GHOUL!" can easily be a family man who helps his local community and donates to charity, thus a better person than Bob is, but to Bob he will still be subhuman garbage as long as he holds different beliefs than his own. In a twist of irony, Bob himself demonstrates that someone who calls himself a liberal, progressive thinker can be a histrionic pile of horseshit and a colossal asshole of a bully!

His best display of self-awareness was adopting MovieBob as his moniker. Not because he's a cultured cinephile, but precisely because he thinks with the worse of Hollywoodian logic in mind, "Bad Guy = Bad" and "Good Guy = Good" in full display, nuance doesn't exist and neither do circumstances and context, everything is what it says on the label and there's nothing more to it. Tribalistic Simplistic Asshole Bob would be too long, after all lol!

From what I know about Bob, he would never play a game like Cyberpunk or even Fallout. His tastes are really quite childish. In some people that might be cute, but in him it's unsettling. I think it's the juxtaposition between liking cute, colorful child friendly games, and spewing vile hate speech all day on Twitter. I mean, I play various Marios now and then, but I play other games too. I'm not sure if he even plays the 3D Marios, and I bet he hated the N64 since it focused a lot of dark FPS games.
Precisely. It doesn't matter if he's a middle aged man, a young woman or an old man, if Bob enjoyed cute games like Kirby and were a nice, lighthearted person, it would be cute or just fine. These games are meant for all ages and I know better than to judge someone's choices in entertainment based on a single pick of the litter, relaxation is something personal after all. However, as you said, it's not that his tastes in entertainment that make this dark, it's his personality. He's viciously tribalistic, very toxic and an overall asshole, so him playing Mario to kick back and relax a bit becomes unsettling precisely because it looks like it isn't simply a way for him to relax or something he enjoys, but rather that he's deeply immature and a nasty manbaby with delusions of grandeur!

To reaffirm, liking childish media isn't a bad thing. Fuck, with how jaded things are in the World right now, it's a blessing to take some time off this horseshit!

Being incapable of enjoying anything more mature? Now that is worrying!
 
Bob doesn't realize that this whole trucker mess includes a lot of (now-disgruntled) lifelong NDP supporters. This town I'm in is HEAVILY NDP, and yet a bunch of people declaring their long-time NDP membership have written into the local rag to denounce the NDP supporting Trudeau on the Emergency Act (basically a slightly nerfed War Measures Act) and how Trudeau AS WELL AS THE SUPPOSEDLY PRO-WORKER NDP is treating WORKING PEOPLE, aka the Truckers.

This isn't just going to devastate the Liberals in the long run. It's going to absolutely fucking DESTROY the NDP. People who've blithely voted NDP for years, believing them to be the progressive "Good Guys", are finally waking up to what shitbags the NDP has gradually turned into. If mass fucking lifetime boomer NDP voters are finally tossing the NDP into the trash, they done fucked up.

Bob, of course, is stupid, has no fucking clue what is going on in Canada let alone who's disgruntled and why. I mean sure, he'll happily gas the "crunchy anti-science liberals" along with the "anti-science MAGA Trash" in minecraft, but this isn't what this is.
So the truckers are mostly all left leaning. Yet the media is hellbent of branding them far right and that idiot Bob is unable to gather his own information on a happening and will just believe whatever the MSM says. He must be one of those people that lack an inner monologue. Ironically Bob is most likely not a real person.
 
MAGA trash that doesn't want to live in the cities can remain, but since a large part of them would actually enjoy being left alone by the city folk and would have no problem living completely off-grid, they obviously must not allowed to do so.
Bobby's dumb enough to think that Red Folk (tm) are nothing but cockroaches, but also "smart" enough to know that cockroaches can't be killed without constant extermination measures (and even then we never get them all)

Whether he chose his metaphor with an eye towards justifying extermination at a later date, or just "lucked" into one that follows his own twisted logic? It's academic.

End result: he's aware MAGAland won't die if left on their own, that's why he argues they need killed off instead, and makes that proclimation like it's the most sane and rational conclusion one could come to.
 
An eulogy to PJ O’Rourke
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Michael Gebber's 25-part tweet.
This fat motherfucker, I swear.

So, was O'Rourke influencing your generation prior to your birth, or was it when you were a toddler that you were most impacted by his writing? P.J. O'Rourke had long lost his fastball before this Spencer's attired meatball stopped playing with GI Joes in the sandbox.

As always, what a fucking poser. Impersonating a Gen-Xer? It's stolen apathy, is what it is.
 
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