Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Split into two posts.

Bobby speculates on military strategy:


Tulsi Gabbard tries to change Putin's mind, by appealing to "aloha".

Contra Gabbard I don't think Putin has made his point -- that Ukraine is an inseparable part of Russia, just as Taiwan is an inseparable part of China -- yet, so please press on dear President Putin.



J. D. Vance asks a sensible, yet perhaps not really politically expedient, question:

Because we should think about refugees before we take care of our countrymen.


N-word or not, Schnatter is likely right.




Does Dan Rather still have a show these days?


I have a feeling that Fox News aren't the only confused party.

I hope Bobby braces himself, because something even more confusing is coming at him!


Less than 24 hours before that tweet, Bobby had wanted Elon Musk dead:


"Putin = Trump", take 64,323,235.





Next he'll say everyone should get sissy-hypnoed and suck his girl dick.

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Bobby justifies his conflatng real life and capeshit, by claiming that it has always been the way of human beings.

There is a grain of truth in what Bobby claims, in that, when assessing an unknown situation, the human mind picks whichever scenario it is most familiar with, or causes the strongest emotions, as starting points or heuristics. Popular culture is both familiar to most people, and is designed to "hook" people up emotionally. So it is quite "natural" in a sense that people draw parallel between real-life events to Hollywood blockbusters. By "natural", however, I don't mean "desirable" or "morally justifiable". An intellectually responsible person has the moral obligation to familiarize himself to a variety of situations, and make them all parts of his reference pool. Whether "intellectually responsible person" includes Bobby or not, I'll leave it to the floor.

Another sign that people like Bobby thinks in fictional scenario is how determined he is to reject any suggestion that Ukraine is not a morally peachy clean, blameless, oppressed victim:


It doesn't take long to see Bobby putting this mindset to use:


This discussion about imaginary characters gives Bobby and co. chance to flex their Fedora blubbers. The OP's quote comes from here.


Bobby tries to deny worshiping MCU like deities. His opponents will have none of it.

Bobby insults Allah in front of a Muslim, comparing Allah with Spider Man, and he only thinks he is just making fun of a quote or, at worst, insulting his opponent.

Artsy-fartsy rando tries to read Bobby like a movie:



Recall America's "heroes" can be scared away by covid.

TeamImpossible joins, and Bobby ends up blocking him to save himself from embarrassment.




I hope you still have room for dessert: a layered cake of lolz.

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In addition to comic-book characters, America is in the habit of deifying criminals.




Bobby being stupid, ergo evil, again:


Angel is harassed by "Andy Ngo types":

 

[Positron]

Bobby thinks Steven Spielberg gained his kino kred chiefly through his holocaust porn, and I don't disagree.



(The 9-minute trailer. The CGI is atrocious)


I've never heard Bobby referred to either Kenneth Branagh or Agatha Christie as "legends" before.

Creatives on the internet know where Amazon's LoTR fanfiction fits in: as a Saturday Night Live segment.


Are you living in a parallel universe in which Brie Larson and Rey are despised?




Apparently Bobby made a bunch of new friends defending Pixar's Cal-art trash, so he sees fit to hold out his pan:


Yup, this thing. The last thing you see when you are being raped to death in a furry convention.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Stepan Bandera is seen as a hero by most Ukrainians and Azov Batallion is still an active part of the Ukrainian National Guard (despite it both being made up of neo-Nazis and committing literal war crimes in Mariupol).

Russia is by no means innocent in this war but the narrative that the Ukraine is a peaceful democratic pluralist country that definitely does not oppress ethnic Russians is bullshit.

 

[Mr Processor]

Rittenhouse said he was trying to attend Arizona State in the spring, considering that it's still winter, I'm going to guess that no, he's not at school yet, Bob. Also the mere fact that he was trying to attend got a bunch of protests at the school so maybe he's decided otherwise.

I'm also not sure why attending school in any case would prevent him from Zoom chatting on a TV program or receiving an apology from Biden. I'm further not sure why Bob is under the impression that Rittenhouse is a lawyer and thus has to personally do anything to sue Biden or anyone else.

Aaron Mate: "imagine this hypothetical scenario"
MovieBob over five tweets: "ah, but that has not happened in reality and would require the past to have changed, take the L, caveman brain, I am a Thinker loyal to the future"

Complete acquittals like Rittenhouse got, especially in a politically charged trial like that, are nothing to sneeze. I'm not a lawyer, but it seems to me, "Your administration called me a murderous white supremacist to millions. I got a complete acquittal from a jury in a hard-fought trial where they heard all the evidence. Now that the verdict is in, you should apologize for defaming me," seems to be a very reasonable position. I expect he'll probably also be suing some people over this too. I mean it appears to me there were public figures trying to push a guilty verdict via public pressure in what was a pretty open and shut case.

 

[Steelatlas]

Just so we are clear this is what the actual important maps look like.

Also brave Zelensky has several million women and children trapped in Kiev as his human shields.

 

[EnemyStand]

J. D. Vance asks a sensible, yet perhaps not really politically expedient, question:
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Because we should think about refugees before we take care of our countrymen.

What a blisteringly stupid take. Vance is absolutely right, and to be honest I don't really give a shit about Ukraine even if I am impressed by the way they've been handling the war so far. I'm more worried that Biden's complete destruction of our energy independence and sanctions will lead gas to being $10 a gallon. Even if Ukraine holds off Russia for another two weeks, it doesn't affect us much beyond Biden's limp-dicked posturing spiking our energy prices and the price of wheat skyrocketing (Ukraine and Russia are a massive breadbasket, they produce 30% of the world's wheat).

Anyway, I'm going to show a huge part of my powerlevel here: yes, there are a huge number of Ukrainians in Ohio, and we don't like them. Why? Because they refuse to assimilate, refuse to spend money on small businesses outside their own communities, and are averse to learning the lingua franca. THE EXACT SAME FUCKING REASON WE DON'T LIKE THE BROWN ONES!

 

[Mr Processor]

Stepan Bandera is seen as a hero by most Ukrainians and Azov Batallion is still an active part of the Ukrainian National Guard (despite it both being made up of neo-Nazis and committing literal war crimes in Mariupol).

Russia is by no means innocent in this war but the narrative that the Ukraine is a peaceful democratic pluralist country that definitely does not oppress ethnic Russians is bullshit.

Of course, my knee-jerk reaction to MovieBob and his buddies calling anyone a Nazi is to immediately do a double take and say, "Wait. Is he actually the good guy?" That doesn't mean MovieBob can't be a stopped clock once in a while. However, since him and his ilk take the position, "Oh, you want to suggest school kids don't need to wear masks forever? Nazi!" it's not the epic own from that crowd that they think it is. Basically, they've degraded the term so much it's basically meaningless from them.

 

[zero-who]

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"Let the emperor wear his new clothes, clap for him, or the shame will be his end" is such a raw fucking line. I don't think there's any way for Bob to come back from that, ever.

 

[Steelatlas]

What a blisteringly stupid take. Vance is absolutely right, and to be honest I don't really give a shit about Ukraine even if I am impressed by the way they've been handling the war so far. I'm more worried that Biden's complete destruction of our energy independence and sanctions will lead gas to being $10 a gallon. Even if Ukraine holds off Russia for another two weeks, it doesn't affect us much beyond Biden's limp-dicked posturing spiking our energy prices and the price of wheat skyrocketing (Ukraine and Russia are a massive breadbasket, they produce 30% of the world's wheat).

Anyway, I'm going to show a huge part of my powerlevel here: yes, there are a huge number of Ukrainians in Ohio, and we don't like them. Why? Because they refuse to assimilate, refuse to spend money on small businesses outside their own communities, and are averse to learning the lingua franca. THE EXACT SAME FUCKING REASON WE DON'T LIKE THE BROWN ONES!

Im sorry but as someone of Ukranian decent, no, Ukraine is winning the social media war and losing the ground war.

Most of its army is about to pincered by Russian forces. Its 2 major cities are undersiege and one (Kharkiv) is behind Russian lines.

Its been 4 days? It took the US 3 weeks to effectively defeat Iraq.

It angers me so much that people think the real life works like a game of Hoi4.

 

[Belvedere]

Complete acquittals like Rittenhouse got, especially in a politically charged trial like that, are nothing to sneeze. I'm not a lawyer, but it seems to me, "Your administration called me a murderous white supremacist to millions. I got a complete acquittal from a jury in a hard-fought trial where they heard all the evidence. Now that the verdict is in, you should apologize for defaming me," seems to be a very reasonable position. I expect he'll probably also be suing some people over this too. I mean it appears to me there were public figures trying to push a guilty verdict via public pressure in what was a pretty open and shut case.

Kyle has gone on record stating that his lawyers are readying lawsuit for defamation against multiple individuals and media organizations. Whoopi Goldberg was named as the first at the top of a long list of culprits that called Kyle a murderer and a White Supremacists even after he was fully acquited.

It is going to take years before everything about this case is said and done and Kyle is going to be a very rich man by the end of it. Bob's reeing once he finds out about Kyle getting millionaire settlements is going to be kino.

 

[The tired cat]

Just so we are clear this is what the actual important maps look like.

Also brave Zelensky has several million women and children trapped in Kiev as his human shields.

Also, Zelensky decided to give all the civvies firearms without bothering to check whom they were given guns to. Results? Civilian casualties, some of which are brushed off as "oh, they were tots disguised Russian saboteurs guyz!!!",

Im sorry but as someone of Ukranian decent, no, Ukraine is winning the social media war and losing the ground war.

Most of its army is about to pincered by Russian forces. Its 2 major cities are undersiege and one (Kharkiv) is behind Russian lines.

Its been 4 days? It took the US 3 weeks to effectively defeat Iraq.

It angers me so much that people think the real life works like a game of Hoi4.

I think the most fucked up about the media war, was how they claimed some soldiers or an island told "fuck you" to a Russian ship and died bravely. Then a video popped up, showing that those guys have surrendered and were brought to the mainland.

 

[Steelatlas]

Also, Zelensky decided to give all the civvies firearms without bothering to check whom they were given guns to. Results? Civilian casualties, some of which are brushed off as "oh, they were tots disguised Russian saboteurs guyz!!!",

I think the most fucked up about the media war, was how they claimed some soldiers or an island told "fuck you" to a Russian ship and died bravely. Then a video popped up, showing that those guys have surrendered and were brought to the mainland.

I was physically relieved when i heard they were alive.

It was so fucked up, westerners like Bob were cheering on that 12 widows were made for no gain and a meme.

 

[Lensherr]

And his crippling yellow fever

And Mahvel.

 

[Mr Processor]

"Let the emperor wear his new clothes, clap for him, or the shame will be his end" is such a raw fucking line. I don't think there's any way for Bob to come back from that, ever.

What about this devastating comeback from Bob himself?

I saw this and I was stupefied into speechlessness. Epic own from Bob!

 

[The Fatriarchy]

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N-word or not, Schnatter is likely right.

That's not even an accurate description of what he did. Morons like this always fall for fake stories that demonize people who won't fall in line, even if they otherwise 99.99% agree with them.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Of course, my knee-jerk reaction to MovieBob and his buddies calling anyone a Nazi is to immediately do a double take and say, "Wait. Is he actually the good guy?" That doesn't mean MovieBob can't be a stopped clock once in a while. However, since him and his ilk take the position, "Oh, you want to suggest school kids don't need to wear masks forever? Nazi!" it's not the epic own from that crowd that they think it is. Basically, they've degraded the term so much it's basically meaningless from them.

in fact, you could argue that by trivialising the atrocities committed by the actual Nazis, they are propagating anti-semitic hate speech

 

[ChampFantana]

What about this devastating comeback from Bob himself?

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I saw this and I was stupefied into speechlessness. Epic own from Bob!

Just when I think Booby has hit rock bottom for sheer stupidity, he manages to surprise me.

His self-awareness matches his brain cell count- 0.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

In other Bob-related news, one of the MCU’s own directors trashed his producers.

 

[King Dead]

Bobby justifies his conflatng real life and capeshit, by claiming that it has always been the way of human beings.
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There is a grain of truth in what Bobby claims, in that, when assessing an unknown situation, the human mind picks whichever scenario it is most familiar with, or causes the strongest emotions, as starting points or heuristics. Popular culture is both familiar to most people, and is designed to "hook" people up emotionally. So it is quite "natural" in a sense that people draw parallel between real-life events to Hollywood blockbusters. By "natural", however, I don't mean "desirable" or "morally justifiable". An intellectually responsible person has the moral obligation to familiarize himself to a variety of situations, and make them all parts of his reference pool. Whether "intellectually responsible person" includes Bobby or not, I'll leave it to the floor.

"Millions of people globally still die every day because they think a man in the clouds wills it. Nothing's dumber than that." - Bob "Moviebob" Chipman, Fedora Extraordinaire

I can think of something dumber than that, Bobbo: an idiot who thinks millions of people die daily when the actual number is closer to about 150,000. And I can guarantee beyond a shadow of a doubt that not every one of those is your laughable stereotype of religious folks. Get that fucking fedora out of your ass and have a teensy amount of perspective, you obnoxious hate-filled dumbfuck.

Apparently Bobby made a bunch of new friends defending Pixar's Cal-art trash, so he sees fit to hold out his pan:
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It does warm the cockles of my heart to see that Bobby's panhandling doesn't actually do him any good. In fact, he's making less today than he was yesterday (only a couple bucks, but still). $3340 yesterday on Graphtreon, $3338 today as of this writing.

Speaking of Patreons, I've made the "Critical Drinker is the anti-Bob" comparison before, but this pretty much cements it. On February 18th, Drinker surpassed Bob in total Patrons, so not only is he making more money than Bob (almost $800 more per month), he's also garnered support from more people. And of course, this is on top of all the other metrics that he previously passed Bob in (more subs, more views, more Twitter followers and engagement).

I've said it before, I'll say it again: for this being his "job," Bob sucks royally at it.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Fatties' Delights.

Ukrainian flag, of course. That post I saw saying it was the new pronouns in bio was right on the money.

But my God, this conversation. While I don't mind mindless prattle - hell, I engage in it here - there's something so... commercial about it that I'm uncomfortable.

Rando #Hashtag #ContradictingHashtag: New thing to consoom!

Chippa: I have consoomed it!

Rando #Hashtag #ContradictingHashtag: Have you also consoomed this other thing I have consoomed?

Brand: Thanks for the free ad! We're relatable! Here's a store link!

Rando #Hashtag #ContradictingHashtag: I am something of an expert in consooming. I enjoy your product. Please notice me again, Brand-senpai.

Chippa: I also want to consoom!

Brand: Thanks for the free ad! We're relatable! Here's a store link!

Chippa: YOU CAN MAKE ME DRUNK! I want to consoom until I can't tell the consoom high from the alcohol buzz! Plz hlp, my state is lame and will not let you pour sugar-ethanol slurry right down my throat, as I desire.

Brand: Sorry, interstate pipeline not completed yet; please take a pilgrimage to our sacred temple of consumption and we will hook you up to the holy drip-feed for a nominal fee. We're relatable! Here's a store link!