Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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This fat tub of shit is dumb enough he thinks growing food for him to eat is "obsolete." I kind of wish it was.
I'd say he'd be happier in a communistic system where all the people he'd hate were purged. But their track record with famines would bite him in his big fat ass too.
 
We can only guess what "silly" means in this context. Is it because the ACLU stuck up for Christians, coal miners and even Milo? Do their views not always sync up with Bob's fat, bloodthirsty ass?
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By the by, the bottom tweet took me 30 seconds to find.
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"I still have a membership card, even though they defend the people I find inferior to my totally cultural mind, stupid idiots." :-)

Also goddamn, I really wish Bob would stop using the word "jerbs" unironically. It sounds more and more retarded every time he tweets it.
 
I'd say he'd be happier in a communistic system where all the people he'd hate were purged. But their track record with famines would bite him in his big fat ass too.

Bobby Boy isn't really a communist. He despises the working class. Communism is about tge low-level working proletariat uniting and seizing the means of production. Bob thinks these people are obsolete garbage who should either rejoice in the Superior Future or be crushed beneath it. He outright advocates for replacing democracy with a council of oligarchs who dispose of personal liberty because that's a negative variable. Most progressives mask their agendas with some kind of humanitarian sentiment. Bob is nakedly contemptuous of people who wouldn't benefit from losing their "jerbs".
 
Bobby Boy isn't really a communist. He despises the working class. Communism is about tge low-level working proletariat uniting and seizing the means of production. Bob thinks these people are obsolete garbage who should either rejoice in the Superior Future or be crushed beneath it. He outright advocates for replacing democracy with a council of oligarchs who dispose of personal liberty because that's a negative variable. Most progressives mask their agendas with some kind of humanitarian sentiment. Bob is nakedly contemptuous of people who wouldn't benefit from losing their "jerbs".

One of the really weird things about Bob is that most lefties, even the SJW types, seem to feel the need to at least have a veneer of respect for the lower classes; to at least pretend to have a sense of compassion. And to stop being a snarling right wing troglodyte for a moment, I honestly believe lots of folks on the left genuinely have compassion and empathy for the poor, the disenfranchised, and the less fortunate. Bob has none of that. He's totally comfortable writing off vast swathes of the populace as dross to be ignored at best and actively crushed at worst. Lately he's been trying to characterize this sort of stuff as "gallows humor" but I don't think anybody's fooled -- there's too much nastiness and bile in his original posts.

I'd blame it on :autism:, but I don't think that applies to Bob -- one of the enraging things about him is that he's got a level of slyness and self-preservation a lot of lolcows don't have. Think of his keeping his mouth shut over Devin Faraci, for instance. Maybe he's just so deep in the bubble he has no idea how vile his opinions tend to be.
 
One of the really weird things about Bob is that most lefties, even the SJW types, seem to feel the need to at least have a veneer of respect for the lower classes; to at least pretend to have a sense of compassion. And to stop being a snarling right wing troglodyte for a moment, I honestly believe lots of folks on the left genuinely have compassion and empathy for the poor, the disenfranchised, and the less fortunate. Bob has none of that. He's totally comfortable writing off vast swathes of the populace as dross to be ignored at best and actively crushed at worst. Lately he's been trying to characterize this sort of stuff as "gallows humor" but I don't think anybody's fooled -- there's too much nastiness and bile in his original posts.

I'd blame it on :autism:, but I don't think that applies to Bob -- one of the enraging things about him is that he's got a level of slyness and self-preservation a lot of lolcows don't have. Think of his keeping his mouth shut over Devin Faraci, for instance. Maybe he's just so deep in the bubble he has no idea how vile his opinions tend to be.

That's because Bob isn't a SJW so much as a bitter, arrogant elitist. His political positions are based on an :autism: obsession with some nebulous idea of "progress" towards his Star Trek utopia, so he shares the left-wing distaste for conservatism because he sees the entire philosophy as holding the human race back. But because his obsession with progress doesn't come from a place of empathy like many left-wingers, he's totally fine with ranting about the poor. What virtue signaling over social issues he does engage in is largely to fit in his industry and try to build a better reputation so he isn't in trouble whenever he does go full Mario Fascist.

And, honestly, its entirely possible he knew nothing about Devin Faraci. They live on opposite sides of the country (Bob's actually pretty isolated from the scene he wants to be part of living in Boston, and I don't think he's left the state in the past two years, maybe even longer). His interaction with the man was mostly limited to emails and aggressively agreeing with each other on various hot takes on the film industry. It's not like Faraci was lurking in chat rooms and creeping on women, the allegations against him said the event happened in a bar.
 
This.

Is why.

Bob Chipman.

Isn't as good.

As he SAYS HE IS:
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If Bob probably supported #NotMyPresident, doesn't that mean Trump doesn't work for Bob?
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So, HBO subscribers are on his shit list now?
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TL;DR:
* "Don't bring up things I've said that make me look like a hypocrite."
* Still comes off as one by saying he supports whistleblowers, but only if they're for people he likes.
* Snowden vaguely reminds him of a GooberGraper.
* Bob apparently lives in "a constant state of gallows humor." lol calm down:
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So in this post, he goes from not wanting censorship because it might vindicate people he doesn't like to implying that said people he doesn't like are merely "theoretical" in their commitment to free speech.

Man, I really want to see someone like Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro rip into him.
 
Bobby Boy isn't really a communist. He despises the working class. Communism is about tge low-level working proletariat uniting and seizing the means of production. Bob thinks these people are obsolete garbage who should either rejoice in the Superior Future or be crushed beneath it. He outright advocates for replacing democracy with a council of oligarchs who dispose of personal liberty because that's a negative variable. Most progressives mask their agendas with some kind of humanitarian sentiment. Bob is nakedly contemptuous of people who wouldn't benefit from losing their "jerbs".
Couldn't you argue the "PoC" as he likes to call them are his lower class? It's only the white working class he screams at how they're going to be replaced by robots, he loves other poor people getting jobs and completely ignores how they'll get fucked even worse by his robots. Of course, you're right about the Superior Future being a world run by a council of mega corps isn't communism.
 
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Couldn't you argue the "PoC" as he likes to call them are his lower class? It's only the white working class he screams at how they're going to be replaced by robots, he loves other poor people getting jobs and completely ignores how they'll get fucked even worse by his robots. Of course, you're right about the Superior Future being a world run by a council of mega corps isn't communism.

I have this weird feeling Bob doesn't believe PoCs occupy jobs which would be negatively affected by automation. He seems to think robots will only ever take over farming and manufacturing. I've heard him say nothing about how automation is already drastically affecting the service industry. You know, the industry where most poor non-whites work?
 
Actually there is a term for what Bob and his ilk believe, it's called technocratic socialism and yes it's about as stupid and poorly thought out as you'd think.

http://www.technocraticsocialism.org/definition/
I'm too lazy to read all that right now, is this the contradicting pairing of "Let's exploit foreigners"/"Let's then replace their jobs with robots" school of thought a lot of idiots on the left love or just "Let's sit on our ass and the robots will fix everything"?
 
I'm too lazy to read all that right now, is this the contradicting pairing of "Let's exploit foreigners"/"Let's then replace their jobs with robots" school of thought a lot of idiots on the left love or just "Let's sit on our ass and the robots will fix everything"?

It's basically everything Bob believes in just said slightly more diplomatically.
 
Bob only wants some high-science future in the hopes that at-least one will invent a cure for the 'beetus before they take his feet. There's nothing deep about it.
 
Does it go in-depth about exterminating the jews Conservatives, or is Bob just an extremist in an already deeply misguided philosophy?

It's pretty heavy on the "outdated people and ideas will be made obsolete by the machines/superior minds" stuff.
 
Man, I really want to see someone like Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro rip into him.[/QUOTE]

Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro would lay down a verbal choke-slam down on Bob for his anti-free speech viewpoints. Then again, he would dismiss them as "evil right wingers" especially Ben Shapiro, who is a dumb conservative who is holding back his "superior future", never mind the man is clearly brilliant.
 
Wow, even his phone apparently hates him:
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Did Dobson write this tweet?
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That's...the most Godwin thing I've seen him endorse in a while:
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Blobbo Boy said:
The reactions of women/girls coming out of WONDER WOMAN are describing the near-religious reaction I had to THE WIZARD.
FTFY:
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Gee, I wonder what #1's gonna be? Sunshine?
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Did Dobson write this tweet?
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MORE Jews? Dude, look at this and this isn't even the tip of the iceberg. The thing is Jewish characters in comics usually don't go on about how Jewish they are when it's not relevant unlike our modern "diveristy" characters.
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Also lol at trying to do the "Give Elsa a girlfriend" thing again
 
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