Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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This has been stirring at the back of my mind but I've finally envisioned it - Bob in his Mario-shka brain and robot body, playing Bing Bing Wahoo forever, as nature intended:

BEHOLD, DIABETOTRON
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Isn't it cool how Disney the company is doing its best to undo all the hard work of the Disney brothers, all because they couldn't find it in themselves to condemn the grooming of children? But on the plus side, it cost them a shitload of money, loss of public goodwill, and an end to a bunch of sweetheart government arrangements! Wait...

I guess the magic for the most magical place on Earth was less wishing on a star and more Indian burial ground.
 
Brobot, I love ya man and you're a fine hunk of steel so I'll accept your words of wisdom on this. It's been over a decade since I've watched it so I'll declare you the winner. I don't like that lampshade of lowkey, no weird stuff because I feel that's a poor crutch. That and almost every dream that I've had is nonsensical so I cannot imagine having a dream as autistically regimented as what's in the movie. That however is a completely different discussion.
As I recall, the point of the dream world is to make it as convincing to reality as possible so that the subject being extracted/incepted would not be aware of the heist going on in their mind. If they became aware, they might jolt themselves awake and prevent the extractors from getting the info they were after, or sic their security on the extractors once they realized that they had been mind-robbed. The point isn't to believe the dream is like all other bizarro dreams you've had, it's to believe you're not even dreaming at all.

This is also why Cobb was unable to continue being a dream architect and why he had to get Ariadne to design the dreams for the inception heist. The guilt of causing his wife's death haunts all of his dreams, and those emotions break into the dream worlds and cause glaring issues that don't line up with reality at all, like the train barrelling down the street. Or the image of his wife interferes with his work, like killing off his target. Can't have shit like that happen if you want to get the job done, so he uses someone else's dreams instead. Since she still manages to interfere with their heist, one wonders just how bad his own dreams are.

I love how a bunch of autistic kiwis can discuss film far better than someone who has this as their supposed "career."
 
As I recall, the point of the dream world is to make it as convincing to reality as possible so that the subject being extracted/incepted would not be aware of the heist going on in their mind. If they became aware, they might jolt themselves awake and prevent the extractors from getting the info they were after, or sic their security on the extractors once they realized that they had been mind-robbed. The point isn't to believe the dream is like all other bizarro dreams you've had, it's to believe you're not even dreaming at all.

This is also why Cobb was unable to continue being a dream architect and why he had to get Ariadne to design the dreams for the inception heist. The guilt of causing his wife's death haunts all of his dreams, and those emotions break into the dream worlds and cause glaring issues that don't line up with reality at all, like the train barrelling down the street. Or the image of his wife interferes with his work, like killing off his target. Can't have shit like that happen if you want to get the job done, so he uses someone else's dreams instead. Since she still manages to interfere with their heist, one wonders just how bad his own dreams are.

I love how a bunch of autistic kiwis can discuss film far better than someone who has this as their supposed "career."
Yeah, that's the whole point in the training scene I posted. Don't use places or your own memories lest you end up getting lost in the dream yourself and lose sight of the job. Likewise don't make it too insane and crazy lest you alert the subject and get killed by their projections, ending the heist completely - which literally happens to Ariadne there in training. The more she screws with the dream, the more the "random people" in it start attacking her until she's literally stabbed (by the ex-wife no less).
 
Isn't it cool how Disney the company is doing its best to undo all the hard work of the Disney brothers, all because they couldn't find it in themselves to condemn the grooming of children? But on the plus side, it cost them a shitload of money, loss of public goodwill, and an end to a bunch of sweetheart government arrangements! Wait...

I guess the magic for the most magical place on Earth was less wishing on a star and more Indian burial ground.
Maybe it’ll finally lead to a sale to someone else like Apple.
 
The woke, like Bobby and Brother Alpha, don't reason with "bigots" because "bigots" are too poor to spend on consoomerist trash.
(But aren't Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and J. K. Rowling all incurable bigots?)
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This raises a really interesting philosophical question. Where does Bob think ideas come from? In another set of tweets (which I hastily deleted from this quote, though Bob has expressed the idea before) Bob argues that life itself is a war of all against all yet here he seems to indicate that he believes that it's possible to prevent ideas (like opposition to the SUPERIOR FUTURE) from developing in the population. I understand that Bob gets many of his ideas from his poor understanding of things like Disney films but where does he suppose that other Thinkers are supposed to get their ideas that build the SUPERIOR FUTURE? In other words, I know Bob gets his ideas of rocket ships and robot bodies from mass media, but where are the Thinkers who created the idea of rocket ships and robot bodies in the first place supposed to have gotten their ideas for these things in a world that doesn't allow blasphemy Denial of Scientifically Proven Morally Correct Ideas even in ones thoughts?

Sometimes I wonder if Bob may be the most measurably dumbest person chronicled on this website, including the potato babies, or simply one of the most prolific with his stupidity. (There may be an actually decent argument that he's one of the most uncurious.)

Joe Manchin and Bobby's Angel.
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I'd be interested in seeing an outline of how these people think Joe Biden "doxing" Joe Manchin is supposed to cause Joe Manchin to "fall in line" and start voting to the left of Joe Biden. It's really weird how people come up with a premise, assume that's also the only possible conclusion and therefore refuse to examine it. (And then attack you for doing so.)
 
My understanding is it's not just taxes; it's zoning issues that Disney was allowed to pursue on their own will now have to be submitted to regulations and boards and bureaucrats, just like everyone else. I don't really know all the details, but it's something like that. Know who doesn't have any special privileges like that, though? Universal Studios. From a competition standpoint, this was long overdue.
From what I remember from internet and youtube lawyer Legal Mindset, a Floridian himself, Disney is almost it's own country. They have their own police and all other law enforcement needs permission to set foot on the mouse's land. Fun fact! No one has ever died at Disney! That's because when someone does die on their property they wait till they cross that border and then it's the county's problem. They can get away with stuff like this because they are, or I guess were, their own self governing entity.

A better explanation, ie the actual source and not a felon drunk on toilet wine, can be found tonight at this livestream!

I am super curious to how the mouse is gonna react. Is Disney really gonna try to threaten to up root itself and move to another state? Man I hope so because that's such a suicidal proposition that I'd want them to go actually go through with it. The amount of money to move and/or build a new Magic Kingdom is more than a whole new MCU would be able to make, assuming they could ever find a state dumb enough to let a rouge nation settle in their borders that never has to pay any taxes. Imagine, fam, 5 years without a single piece of capeshit or mediocre, propagandized children's media... It'd make Corona-Chan and the F curve worth it.
 
From what I remember from internet and youtube lawyer Legal Mindset, a Floridian himself, Disney is almost it's own country. They have their own police and all other law enforcement needs permission to set foot on the mouse's land. Fun fact! No one has ever died at Disney! That's because when someone does die on their property they wait till they cross that border and then it's the county's problem. They can get away with stuff like this because they are, or I guess were, their own self governing entity.

A better explanation, ie the actual source and not a felon drunk on toilet wine, can be found tonight at this livestream!

I am super curious to how the mouse is gonna react. Is Disney really gonna try to threaten to up root itself and move to another state? Man I hope so because that's such a suicidal proposition that I'd want them to go actually go through with it. The amount of money to move and/or build a new Magic Kingdom is more than a whole new MCU would be able to make, assuming they could ever find a state dumb enough to let a rouge nation settle in their borders that never has to pay any taxes. Imagine, fam, 5 years without a single piece of capeshit or mediocre, propagandized children's media... It'd make Corona-Chan and the F curve worth it.
No way that theyre giving that location up. Their entire park system was down with the sickness and was/is limited by government fiat...except florida was against such things... On top of that, their new developments like the star wars junk hasnt done very well and theyre also shooting themselves in the foot by insulting conservative middle america. Unless money literally doesn't matter, they will stay. Where else would they go? People travel to florida for the weather and things outside of disney world. Are they going to pack up and move to georgia or something? They're going to just leave their employees hanging? It would be insane.
 
No way that theyre giving that location up. Their entire park system was down with the sickness and was/is limited by government fiat...except florida was against such things... On top of that, their new developments like the star wars junk hasnt done very well and theyre also shooting themselves in the foot by insulting conservative middle america. Unless money literally doesn't matter, they will stay. Where else would they go? People travel to florida for the weather and things outside of disney world. Are they going to pack up and move to georgia or something? They're going to just leave their employees hanging? It would be insane.
Logic says that any thoughts of moving the parks are so preposterous to the point of being inconceivable. We unfortunately no longer live in a world of logic so I cannot completely throw out Disney doing something so retarded.
 
From what I remember from internet and youtube lawyer Legal Mindset, a Floridian himself, Disney is almost it's own country. They have their own police and all other law enforcement needs permission to set foot on the mouse's land. Fun fact! No one has ever died at Disney! That's because when someone does die on their property they wait till they cross that border and then it's the county's problem. They can get away with stuff like this because they are, or I guess were, their own self governing entity.

A better explanation, ie the actual source and not a felon drunk on toilet wine, can be found tonight at this livestream!

I am super curious to how the mouse is gonna react. Is Disney really gonna try to threaten to up root itself and move to another state? Man I hope so because that's such a suicidal proposition that I'd want them to go actually go through with it. The amount of money to move and/or build a new Magic Kingdom is more than a whole new MCU would be able to make, assuming they could ever find a state dumb enough to let a rouge nation settle in their borders that never has to pay any taxes. Imagine, fam, 5 years without a single piece of capeshit or mediocre, propagandized children's media... It'd make Corona-Chan and the F curve worth it.
My guess is they would move everything to California, make a giant super park and be broke in 20 years. Or the druggies and criminals will burn it down.
 
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I soooooo badly want other consoomers like Luke and Bob to try to claim that Floridians are going to pay more taxes to upkeep Disney theme parks now.
If Disney makes billions of dollars annually from its many ventures (mainly tourism and entertainment), then Disney can afford to pay more in taxes.
 
Now, I'm not a super smart thinker like Bob and his angels, but doesn't repealing the tax exempt law simply mean the Church of the Rat has to actually pay taxes now? And wouldn't that mean The Rat has to either pass the cost on to its customers or cut back expenses (or simply leave Florida)?
Precisely. This will piss off the shareholders and retard fans like Bob despite not directly affecting them, but Disney has more than enough money to afford basic taxes. They aren't going to leave Florida, it's their home turf and they won't get a deal like they got there anywhere else. People simply wouldn't accept Walt Disney World moving away from Orlando, not making this up, whenever I saw ads about traveling away to Florida, they always mentioned the park. One could easily think they fucking founded it!

The more likely outcome is Disney cutting a deal and toning down on some shit to curry favor with the politicians involved in exchange of a very convenient repeal of some of these laws. I don't see them leaving over something like this!

"Universal Studios is owned by Warner Brothers. Warner Brothers owes Harry Potter. Harry Potter was written by arch-terf super bigot J.K. Rowling. Therefore, this was a coup done by transphobes to strip the wonderful trans ally Disney of the protections it needs to fight off those bigoted mayo ghouls. This was a direct strike by those filthy, backwards Believers against beautiful and valid trans Thinkers. We need to gas Florida now to protect trans people! #transwomenarewomen"
- Moviebob, probably
Bob will probably come up with something that makes this fine piece of schizoposting look sane and reasonable lol!
This has been stirring at the back of my mind but I've finally envisioned it - Bob in his Mario-shka brain and robot body, playing Bing Bing Wahoo forever, as nature intended:

BEHOLD, DIABETOTRON

One thing I would give anyone if I had the chance to make any science fiction stuff real is their own pocket dimension where they can simply do whatever they want and come back to our World, without affecting us here. In Bob's case, his own little World would make fucking North Korea look like a paradise. Imagine a totalitarian hellscape where an Adipose Stalin rules the land, except he is also the God of the fucking place and you can't escape from his authority. The Mushroom Kingdom, except Mario kills off anyone that isn't contributing to the SUPERIOR FUTURE and you lose all of your rights the second you disagree with the Lard Lord of Peach Castle. Tartarus is a fucking cakewalk compared to this!
 
Bobby always have LGBT children in his mind.
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I don't think Democrats or liberal deny the concept of Good and Evil; they just pretend that select groups of people are simply incapable of evil, just as Bobby pretend that some people are incapable of good.

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Arkle thinks conservatives are building an army -- by shutting down abortion clinics.
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In today's Bad Thing Happening to Bad People, a groomer teacher was sacked when his heinous act was exposed by Libs Of TikTok.
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How many women have you persuaded to let you in and not pull out Bobby? It isn't as easy as you make it sound is it?

Sex creeps are positively obsessed with J. K. Rowling.
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The Biden Administration have been detaining American citizens without even setting a trial date, for having participated in a political protest.
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While Cuties did not do Netflix in, Netflix is still losing subscribers.
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If one of the richest and most enterprising mind shares the same thought with a basic dudebro, perhaps it means the sentiment is universal? And shame on Bobby for squandering his innate talent for getting filthy rich!

Bobby teaches you legal rights. 17 minutes
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If Thor is an identity or an occupation rather than a specific person, then how would "so and so is Thor's mother" make sense?

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Real life people are either all-good or all-evil; fictional characters have nuances, at least sometimes.
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My guess is they would move everything to California, make a giant super park and be broke in 20 years. Or the druggies and criminals will burn it down.
This is why Disney World is in Florida in the first place, California wouldn't let them expand Disneyland. California municipalities are super powerful compared to most states and are super obsessed with controlling the land area. They could probably bankrupt Disney with the terms they'd set to allow them to build, especially since Disney would either want to build in highly Blue areas where any kind of development is illegal or in the deep Red interior where the conservatives would hate Disney more than Florida does.

"the eventual Autistic liberation"

:optimistic:

"why don't they just become Democrats?"

Probably because they want to get elected in Idaho. (Plus they probably disagree with Democrats on a bunch of stuff.)
 
Bobby always have LGBT children in his mind.

I don't think Democrats or liberal deny the concept of Good and Evil; they just pretend that select groups of people are simply incapable of evil, just as Bobby pretend that some people are incapable of good.





Arkle thinks conservatives are building an army -- by shutting down abortion clinics.
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In today's Bad Thing Happening to Bad People, a groomer teacher was sacked when his heinous act was exposed by Libs Of TikTok.
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How many women have you persuaded to let you in and not pull out Bobby? It isn't as easy as you make it sound is it?

Sex creeps are positively obsessed with J. K. Rowling.
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The Biden Administration have been detaining American citizens for having participated in a political protest without even
>autistic liberation

What

Unironically what? What do autistic people need to be liberated from? Are the jerkops finally coming for sonifloyd or something?
 
>autistic liberation

What

Unironically what? What do autistic people need to be liberated from? Are the jerkops finally coming for sonifloyd or something?
I went down this rabbit hole for a few minutes and the answer is apparently capitalism. This helpful reddit user transcribed a bunch of slides into text about it:
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I also came across a bunch of people recommending a self-published book on Anarcho-Autism. After a brief skim it looks pretty amazing, I can attach if anyone wants: https://detroitleprechaun.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/anarcho-autism-by-detroit-leprechaun2.pdf
 
I went down this rabbit hole for a few minutes and the answer is apparently capitalism. This helpful reddit user transcribed a bunch of slides into text about it:
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I also came across a bunch of people recommending a self-published book on Anarcho-Autism. After a brief skim it looks pretty amazing, I can attach if anyone wants: https://detroitleprechaun.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/anarcho-autism-by-detroit-leprechaun2.pdf
I'd love to see how quickly an anarcho-autistic society would collapse from the utter lack of diplomacy skills by these socially-stunted people

"I need resources, give me your land"

"Hey now, how about we talk about this. I can trade you some of my resources in exchange for-"

"No. Give me your land"
 
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