Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

Spoiler: Bob needs a moment like this to happen to him

Magneto looks like he's about to burst into tears.

Also Jesus Christ, Bob. We're the bad guys while you fantasize about genocide? I'm sure plenty of people on this site have been bullied at some point, hell I was bullied for being a "white" kid with a black father, and I doubt they wish everyone dead.

fftopic: What comic is that from?

Bob goes full wigger over Black Panther:
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So iconic, that he's calling her iconic before it even comes out. I bet that she'll be so "instantly iconic" that I'll forget her name and just call her Lupita like every other side character in these things.
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Bob "Totally 100% not a weeaboo" Chipman.
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Of course he has to throw in an unnecessary Trump dig. Even when he plays happy pretend black man, he's still miserable:
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Tell me more about Black Culture, Mr. Kebab:
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Here he is being a honorary black man with Bill Maher:
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Because I can think of a thousand better games than fucking River Raid?
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Also, he has a new article where he talks about revisiting older episodes because he ran out of material and wants to screw over The Escapist wants to revisit older episodes that he found interesting. Also he talks about how episodes were "starmaking turns for his brand". I've posted the whole thing below:

Bob after watching that trailer:

 

[Mola Ram]

Anyway, there's really no point in getting mad over someone saying Simpsons is still good. It's like seeing someone stepping in dog shit and they keep denying it's dog shit.

Oh, I'm not angry over it. You wanna enjoy late-episode Simpsons, go right ahead. Heck, the planned series finale (a Christmas episode with Bart and Lisa in their 30s-40s) was almost up to the standards of the golden age. I'm just saying this guy's tastes are so stunted that he's a complete fraud as any kind of critic.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

fftopic: What comic is that from?

I believe Captain America #367 during Acts of Vengeance

 

[RockVolnutt]

fftopic: What comic is that from?

I think Captain America #367 from 1990, it was in that "Acts of Vengeance" event, it's one of the Cap issues in that event. Been years since I read it myself.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob's black fetishism is funny because the guy that gave us all that dirt on Bob in that podcast was black.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Bob's black fetishism is funny because the guy that gave us all that dirt on Bob in that podcast was black.

His niggerphilia is disingenuous. He doesn't really care about Black Panther. He like most SJWs just wants to stick it to whitey and this movie does this somehow.

 

[Mola Ram]

Is Wakanda next to Zamunda?

 

[RockVolnutt]

His niggerphilia is disingenuous. He doesn't really care about Black Panther. He like most SJWs just wants to stick it to whitey and this movie does this somehow.

I'd love to see how Bob would react if the movie keeps the Wakandans as bigoted isolationists who won't even share the cure for cancer with the rest of the world and frequently kick out people from other African nations. T'Challa is an outlier for his people.

Is Wakanda next to Zamunda?

It's next to a country called "Niganda". No, I'm not making this shit up.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's next to a country called "Niganda". No, I'm not making this shit up.

Not that I would doubt a Kiwi (), but I had to look that up on a Marvel wiki. Just to be sure.

Good Lord, I was making a dumb Coming to America joke, but ... what the fuck, Marvel?!?

 

[The Nothingness]

While Bob and other SJWs are splooshing about Black Panther.

Spoiler: Yes, this is crass of me

 

[Mola Ram]

While Bob and other SJWs are splooshing about Black Panther.

Spoiler: Yes, this is crass of me

There's something mildly nauseating about the self-satisfied crowing over an African nation that is so removed from the reality of what a basket case most of Africa is that it's as much of a fantasy as the United Federation of Planets or Middle-earth.

 

[RockVolnutt]

There's something mildly nauseating about the self-satisfied crowing over an African nation that is so removed from the reality of what a basket case most of Africa is that it's as much of a fantasy as the United Federation of Planets or Middle-earth.

Part of me is expecting if SJWs don't go "It's okay, they're black" to Wakanda's isolationism and their stance on other nations, the people who write the comics are going to do a story about them becoming the world's first "open borders" nation while completely ignoring how fucked Africa would be if they suddenly got sci-fi weapons and unbreakable metal.

 

[thismanlies]

Bob goes full wigger over Black Panther:
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So iconic, that he's calling her iconic before it even comes out. I bet that she'll be so "instantly iconic" that I'll forget her name and just call her Lupita like every other side character in these things.
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Bob "Totally 100% not a weeaboo" Chipman.
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Of course he has to throw in an unnecessary Trump dig. Even when he plays happy pretend black man, he's still miserable:
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Tell me more about Black Culture, Mr. Kebab:
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Here he is being a honorary black man with Bill Maher:
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Because I can think of a thousand better games than fucking River Raid?
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Also, he has a new article where he talks about revisiting older episodes because he ran out of material and wants to screw over The Escapist wants to revisit older episodes that he found interesting. Also he talks about how episodes were "starmaking turns for his brand". I've posted the whole thing below:

Afrofuturism... Fucking Christ. No matter what he does, he still can't think of a superior future where he isn't completely fucking useless.

Also

I'd love to see a movie director come up with an all white cast and say their personalities are what make the movie diverse. I'm sure the Footless Fuhrer would be retweeting the outrage of his fellow SJWs.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Part of me is expecting if SJWs don't go "It's okay, they're black" to Wakanda's isolationism and their stance on other nations, the people who write the comics are going to do a story about them becoming the world's first "open borders" nation while completely ignoring how fucked Africa would be if they suddenly got sci-fi weapons and unbreakable metal.

Well you do have a point, but then again in this context what is stopping Wakanda from taking over other weak African nations in the comic if they are super-rich and highly educated? Bringing up Wakanda's isolationism would blow a hole in "its Whites only" that want isolationist style governments.

 

[Lensherr]

Well you do have a point, but then again in this context what is stopping Wakanda from taking over other weak African nations in the comic if they are super-rich and highly educated? Bringing up Wakanda's isolationism would blow a hole in "its Whites only" that want isolationist style governments.

You don't even have to look to fictional nations to deflate that argument.

 

[Kyria the Great]

You don't even have to look to fictional nations to deflate that argument.

Well you are right, for example Saudi Arabia is rather isolationist towards any non-Muslim countries or people. However you bring that up to folks like Bob, they will accuse you of Islamaphobia, even when you have no hate in your arguement

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You don't even have to look to fictional nations to deflate that argument.

Japan is a big example, and that's funny to me considering Bob's obsession with Mario. Japan as a whole could be considered "problematic" by the SJW crowd, what with their isolationism and their different views on gender and sex, but since that's where Nintendo is you most likely won't hear Bob complaining about it (unless he's tweeted about it before and I just don't know about it).

 

[Transvaalan]

You don't even have to look to fictional nations to deflate that argument.

Well why do they want to leave and go to nations that apparently hate them? Whats wrong with their own? Too many of themselves?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Gamergate Islamophobia's totes harassing me, guise!:

I am ready to personally mail him every big shooter from the past 15 years:

Youtubers and Republicans are all Nazis!:

Virtue Signaling with Kebab:

Deflection with Kebab:

For a guy who's supposedly against stereotypes, Bob sure will stereotype his own race as violent psychopaths. #NotAllHonkies:

Because Tad Devine was Bernie's strategist, and therefore, part of his campaign.
FFS people.:

I'm upset about Adam West dying too, but this is ridiculous:

Bob going full tinfoil hat about those dang, dirty shooters:

Damn you modern technology for making Bob's hackery relevant!:

Disagree with Bob? And you have the truth on your side? The gulags with you!

Spoiler: This is spoilered out for a reason

Bob's technically a part of the Rat King now.

 

[vertexwindi]

Hmmm, if I change a few words of that Tweet about terrorism paranoia...

"sad dorks in stupid costumes publicly masturbating to reheated cold war-era russian paranoia"

Hey that perfectly describes Bob! What are the odds.