Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Jetpack Himmler said:
Well, you and I would know why Trudeau flapping his gums about this. He's knee deep in another scandal and needs the distraction, which will work because A) Canadian leftists are knuckle-dragging mouth breathers with short attention spans, and B) the legacy media is already in his pocket.
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It's hilarious because the Canadian Supreme Court is pretty much 99.9% Leftist who would never overturn a Roe vs. Wade that doesn't exist in Canada. Canada's situation is very different; a Supreme Court Ruling would not affect it in any way given that the Court struck down Canada's existing abortion laws in 1988 and Parliament has never dared enact ANY abortion law because it would just get struck down, so why waste the time. Trudeau is just whistling dixie because yeah, everybody just found out he fucked around with the NS Mass Shooting investigation so that he'd get instant manufactured "reasons" to ban a shit-ton of firearms, one of which hasn't been used in a Mass Shooting in Canada since 1989.

Bob has no clue about any of this, let alone about the whole manufacturing an excuse for gun control in Canada, but he's one of those idiots that would let more people die in a mass shooting just so they can take the icky "assault weapons" away from people who've never shot another person in their life. Hell, Bob wishes USA could have Canada's exact Supreme Court justices.
 
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Be still my beating heart! He does not disappoint anyone other than his dad.
Word salad!
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This dumbass has to be on his fourth or fifth beer. How do you commit treason to 'settled law' and why is that not in full quotes?
Lensherr said:
Me waiting for MovieBob to post on Twitter about Roe v. Wade being overturned:

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Bruh, he can't
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A few things, Lord of Lynn,

1. You ain't doing shit tubby so cope and seethe.
2. Saying that you want to kill pro-lifers (yes, even the nice ones) is actually free speech and allowed because of things line Brandenburg V Ohio so go crazy you coward. You've done it before.
3. Saying that you will take your grandpa's totally real handgun and gun down pro-lifers (yes, even the good ones) would be considered an actionable threat until the authorities realize that it's you saying it and would laugh at your limp dick flailing.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Be still my beating heart! He does not disappoint anyone other than his dad.
Word salad!
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This dumbass has to be on his fourth or fifth beer. How do you commit treason to 'settled law' and why is that not in full quotes?
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Is “Free” vs. “Failed” states gonna be his new Thinkers vs. Believers? That being a pair of randomly-capitalized adjective/noun he repeatedly uses to describe the binary all people fall on that’s at the heart of all political conflict and propagate his Manichaean worldview. Seriously, Bob talks like a propagandist/brainwashed citizen straight out of an Orwell novel.
 
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FROM THE "IF MOVIEBOB HATES IT,
IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD FOR MANKIND"
NEWS DEPARTMENT:
Godzilla@1989 said:
Oh shit.
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The predictable reaction coming from Leftist idiots like Moviebob:


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Bruh, he can't
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A few things, Lord of Lynn,

1. You ain't doing shit tubby so cope and seethe.
2. Saying that you want to kill pro-lifers (yes, even the nice ones) is actually free speech and allowed because of things line Brandenburg V Ohio so go crazy you coward. You've done it before.
3. Saying that you will take your grandpa's totally real handgun and gun down pro-lifers (yes, even the good ones) would be considered an actionable threat until the authorities realize that it's you saying it and would laugh at your limp dick flailing.
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The Holyoke Hitler is already on record as to wanting people with even a head cold to cough on Texas Governor Greg Abbott, as well as for those who have fallen ill to cough in Donald Trump's general direction. The Massachusetts Mussolini is repeatedly un-personing people after rightfully being called out on previous posts. The Bostonian Benito has openly expressed that any SCOTUS justice that doesn't comply deserves to be harmed (tactics and targets, natch). The fact Bob has been allowed to say all that without any repercussion makes me wonder why Bob's showing a surprising leve of "restraint"--yes, "restraint" in quotes, because we can all accurately infer what vile, hateful, toxic, potentially murderous thoughts are going through Eugenicsbob's "brain" at this time.
 
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Bolo said:
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Hey, remember that time when Robert and his brother got to beef one streamer guy on twitter because he made fun of Robert's book, and then later the streaming channel that guy worked on said they would let him go over the fight because Robert had them on his mentions?

And then both Robert and his brother got nervous and started talking about they never intended for the guy to lose his job because they were afraid of the backlash against the "cancelation" from said guy?

And remember when it turned out it was all a troll, the streaming channel was owned by the very same dude that they were beefing, and he just wanted to make the Chipman bros sweat? That made them look pretty silly huh? Falling for a praking troll, one could say they looked stupid.

Remember? cause I 'member.
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Wasn't this prank done to someone on the left at some point? I seem to remember it being a thing but I can't remember who was fooled into a fake call.
 
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Koby_Fish said:
I don't know why Bob called it Tucker "getting pwned" when Tucker Carlson's mom (Rest in Pepperonis - ding-dong, the bitch is dead) ran off when Tucker was a literal child who had not as yet formed his current belief system. Retroactive "pwns" like this don't actually work as "pwns". This wasn't getting pwned, Bob. This was Tucker's idiot shitlib narcissistic selfish mom basically (but ignorantly) ensuring her child grew up right wing. If anyone's to "blame" for Tucker growing up into the Conservative side, it was HER and HER ACTIONS. She didn't run off "because Tucker is right wing". She ran off AND THEN Tucker became "right wing". (But who am I kidding, Bob doesn't understand cause and effect ANYTHING.) Far from being a "pwn", it was a horrible mistake that if not committed, may have kept Tucker from embracing "the Dark Side" as Bob would see it. Our boy Patrick Tomlinson or some other :epik: should point this FACT out to Bob.
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If Bob had two choices:

1. Go back in time and have Tucker Carlson be raised by his mother, and become a highly successful Democratic presidential candidate who led the party to victory and ushered in the superior future as a Thinker with Right Opinions

or...

2. Not do that and get a petty Twitter own on a guy who has as far as I can tell a much better and happier life than him despite his mom.

Which do you think he would choose?
 
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Mr Processor said:
If Bob had two choices:

1. Go back in time and have Tucker Carlson be raised by his mother, and become a highly successful Democratic presidential candidate who led the party to victory and ushered in the superior future as a Thinker with Right Opinions

or...

2. Not do that and get a petty Twitter own on a guy who has as far as I can tell a much better and happier life than him despite his mom.

Which do you think he would choose?
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Bob's so stupid that he probably thinks people who are right wing have eternally fixed positions that can never be changed (even retroactively) and that Tucker being raised by his mother wouldn't make a difference.
 
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JayHarrison said:
FROM THE "IF MOVIEBOB HATES IT,
IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD FOR MANKIND"
NEWS DEPARTMENT:

The predictable reaction coming from Leftist idiots like Moviebob:
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The Holyoke Hitler is already on record as to wanting people with even a head cold to cough on Texas Governor Greg Abbott, as well as for those who have fallen ill to cough in Donald Trump's general direction. The Massachusetts Mussolini is repeatedly un-personing people after rightfully being called out on previous posts. The Bostonian Benito has openly expressed that any SCOTUS justice that doesn't comply deserves to be harmed (tactics and targets, natch). The fact Bob has been allowed to say all that without any repercussion makes me wonder why Bob's showing a surprising leve of "restraint"--yes, "restraint" in quotes, because we can all accurately infer what vile, hateful, toxic, potentially murderous thoughts are going through Eugenicsbob's "brain" at this time.
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We all know Bob will never end up doing what he wants to do, because he's too fat to leave his basement.
 
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The tired cat said:
Ya know, for a guy who goes about "Thinkers", you'd think Bobo would understand the whole abortion situation is more morally grey and yet him shrilling isnt anything different from yer typical bible humper.
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Bob's approach to "thinking" is the same as a remote Pacific island tribe cargo cult's approach to airplanes and televisions.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Be still my beating heart! He does not disappoint anyone other than his dad.
Word salad!
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This dumbass has to be on his fourth or fifth beer. How do you commit treason to 'settled law' and why is that not in full quotes?

Bruh, he can't
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A few things, Lord of Lynn,

1. You ain't doing shit tubby so cope and seethe.
2. Saying that you want to kill pro-lifers (yes, even the nice ones) is actually free speech and allowed because of things line Brandenburg V Ohio so go crazy you coward. You've done it before.
3. Saying that you will take your grandpa's totally real handgun and gun down pro-lifers (yes, even the good ones) would be considered an actionable threat until the authorities realize that it's you saying it and would laugh at your limp dick flailing.
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Dear Bob, Settled Law requires 2 things. 1. That the legislature Pass the law and 2. The courts uphold the law. One of those never happened with Roe v Wade.
 
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The tired cat said:
Ya know, for a guy who goes about "Thinkers", you'd think Bobo would understand the whole abortion situation is more morally grey and yet him shrilling isnt anything different from yer typical bible humper.
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Gray morality is for backwards obsoletes. The true Thinkers know that everything is black and white just like in the cartoons.
 
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