Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He does the exact Clinean thing of using references instead of explaining or describing something within a sentence of calling it shallow though.

Bob is very much like Cline in that he thinks dropping references makes him smart or engaging.
He didn't read the book, because he doesn't have the brain power needed to create images with just words. So when he talks about how shallow and shit it is, he's just going by what other people have said about it.

Which is funny because you know if he read it (Or more likely, listened to the audio book) he'd probably love it because he understands all those references.
 
Nazibob chimes in on the Supreme Court:
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The least qualified of Trump-appointed judge is still far and away more qualified than that affirmative-action baboon Biden just installed. Anyone who doesn't know what "woman" means is simply unqualified to judge on a matter that is intimately pertinent to women.
 
The least qualified of Trump-appointed judge is still far and away more qualified than that affirmative-action baboon Biden just installed. Anyone who doesn't know what "woman" means is simply unqualified to judge on a matter that is intimately pertinent to women.
You have the understand someone who can't define a woman also can't define arms or speech. She's the most capable in Bob's mind. Meanwhile Uncle Clarence Thomas needs to go back to the plantation.
 
You have the understand someone who can't define a woman also can't define arms or speech. She's the most capable in Bob's mind. Meanwhile Uncle Clarence Thomas needs to go back to the plantation.
I mean we have Bob on record saying Clarence Thomas - a black man who grew up during Jim Crow - "wasn't bullied enough."

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So Bob is the type of idiot that if presented with two sport teams to support he would support the one that wins the most and would ignore any intertainment value the other team could provide? Makes sense as he only watches Marvel movies because that is what the other twitter NPCs watch. I wonder if he only likes Mario because those games tend to sell more than Sonic ones.

TL;DR if Bob was a woman he would be a Kpop stan.
If I were that much of a fucking NPC. I would just want to get takes out of my misery. I couldn't imagine being this much of a drone
 
If Bob grew up at all, he wouldn't have a 4800+ page thread on Kiwi Farms.

It's not too late to find out what Bob would be like if he grew up in a red state. Mentally, emotionally, and morally he's stuck in a permanent childhood. Moving him to Idaho or Kansas would be no different from moving a 12 year-old there.
Remember, 12 year olds used to be chimney sweeps. There are manchildren righties who watch the rasslin' at 45 but have giant estates in the suburbs because they work a trade.

Just in terms of upbringing and material conditions, it's harder for someone in Idaho to become content with just living in mom's basement.
 
I mean we have Bob on record saying Clarence Thomas - a black man who grew up during Jim Crow - "wasn't bullied enough."
>Thinking a nigga named Clarence wasn't bullied
>Thinking a nigga who's last name was Thomas and probably called Uncle Thomas as a joke wasn't bullied

The bullying just made him stronger.
 
>Thinking a nigga named Clarence wasn't bullied
>Thinking a nigga who's last name was Thomas and probably called Uncle Thomas as a joke wasn't bullied

The bullying just made him stronger.
Meanwhile, Bob reveals how much this thread bothers him when ever he manages to vague post like a little bitch about it on Twitter and complains about getting "cyberbullied." To that, I offer this tweet as a rebuttal.
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Bob gets angry at some rando, whom he got into a fight with earlier and has fought with in the past, and says anyone can fire a gun and that's why people like him threatening violence should be taken seriously and not laughed at. Suddenly guns are actually a good thing.
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Wait, I'm pretty sure Bob has told me before that reading the Second Amendment as protecting gun rights is incredibly dumb because the military will just nuke me anyway if I petition the government for a redress of grievances. Now he's telling me a bunch of borderline shut-ins like himself can (and might) topple the government (currently led by Democrats) with a few strategically placed bullets?
 
Wait, I'm pretty sure Bob has told me before that reading the Second Amendment as protecting gun rights is incredibly dumb because the military will just nuke me anyway if I petition the government for a redress of grievances. Now he's telling me a bunch of borderline shut-ins like himself can (and might) topple the government (currently led by Democrats) with a few strategically placed bullets?
The bullets will be strategically shot at Bob's fat folds so they ricochet off him an hit the people he doesn't like. It's a fool proof plan because Bob is a genius and also a weapons expert.
 
Funny because that's exactly the opinion I have of Blob. Didn't get his ass kicked enough
Perhaps it's not the frequency of which his rotund posterior got kicked, rather the issue may be that it wasn't kick
Nazibob chimes in on the Supreme Court:
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"It's bad when Republicans want to require voters to provide their ID. It's good when Democrats actually engage in literal voter intimidation and suppression!" Tactics and targets, y'know (thread for context):
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Remember, restricting voting and all essential, fundamental human rights to only those who register with one particular party is how a superior democracy is formed.
I mean we have Bob on record saying Clarence Thomas - a black man who grew up during Jim Crow - "wasn't bullied enough."

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Clarence Thomas faced discrimination based on something he couldn't control: his skin color. Bob faced discrimination based on two attributes that were and are still entirety in his ability to rectify: his weight and his shitty attitude towards others.
 
Remember, restricting voting and all essential, fundamental human rights to only those who register with one particular party is how a superior democracy is formed.

Clarence Thomas faced discrimination based on something he couldn't control: his skin color. Bob faced discrimination based on two attributes that were and are still entirety in his ability to rectify: his weight and his shitty attitude towards others.
These two go together because the political goal of Jim Crow was to kill off the Republican Party in the South, the fact that the system "bullied" "non-person" Blacks like Clarence Thomas was a bonus. Guess he should have learned not to "stick his head up from his mudhole" as Bob put it but that stupid equal opportunity (and Bob "supported" affirmative action) shit came along and now he's on the Supreme Court oppressing Bob personally.
 
The absolute irony.

This is gonna look screwy because the guy blocked Bob and Twitter is a pain in the ass to try to get around this. Some guy that Twitter has to point out is part of Russia state-affiliated media gives his take on abortion.
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And how does the Lord of Lynn respond to this actually thought out take?
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"People who have actually suffered violence and genocide are cowards for weaponizing their trauma"

FUCKING.

WOW.

The first thing that comes to mind is what about your precious troons weaponizing their "trauma" and using it to victimize others instead of dealing with it, also ignoring that they haven't actually suffered violence or genocide? I'm sure there's more ways to pick this apart but none of it matters because Bob is double minded man, unstable in all of his ways, and you cannot logic him. He cares not for truth, fairness, nor reason. He cares about winning by any means necessary. He will lie, cheat, backstab, and do whatever is convenient for him. It's why none of his alleged mutuals ever back him up when he sticks his wiener in a hornet nest. He is vile and poisonous and no one wants to stick their neck out for snake that will bite you especially when that snake continuously gets caught in traps of it's own making. For example his first response when Lindsay called him creepy was to cry because he felt hurt as he was "borderline gaslit" thus turning the blame on her for him being creepy.

Like a lot of Bob's other failed dunks I was wondering how he found this guy and I think I have the answer.
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Pete tweeted this about five and a half hours before Bob. Bob thirsts for that Pete bussy daily and one day he will hit him over the head with a brick and proceed to take conquest of dat ass.
 
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