Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Laughingjoke2]

What in the world is he talking about? Committee? Discovery?

It's great that we just had two impeachments and Bob is admitting he learned absolutely nothing at all during those despite probably "following" and commenting on them obsessively.

Also, what does he think the Federalist Society even is?

Okay, okay, I know what Bob's actually saying even though his actual words and usage of terms makes no sense. It's because I've devoted many hours to the study of the complex and nuanced philosophy of Robert "MovieBob" Chipman that I can do this and awe you at being able to translate from the intellectual and academic language of a Thinker into a more common vernacular for simpletons like ourselves. He's saying he wants Congress to harass Supreme Court Justices simply for the purposes of harassing them, potentially forever, because they ruled in a way that one part of one party very much dislikes.

I think he also means that if you make their lives a living hell by constantly going thru their personal lives and opinions with a microscope than the next time a conservative is called up for nomination he or she will turn it down due to the fear of the skeletons in their closet coming out.

This is stupid because

1: Look at Bork (Which started it all), Thomas, & Kavanaugh all went thru hell during their confirmation hearings and I bet any conservative judge would still jump at the chance to be a Supreme Court Justice.

2: Since it won't change things Blobby wants Senators and Congress to waste time and tax payers money harassing people over actually trying to solve issues.

The really amazing thing about all of this is the Left could had guaranteed at least some basic Abortion rights nationwide right after the memo leaked. But his beloved AOC and other far left loons made the bill so fucking ridiculous that no Moderate Republican or Blue Dog Democrat could vote for it. But he and his ilk won't call AOC out they'll just bitch about SCOTUS and changes they want that will never happen. They really are fucking children.

 

[Brother Wind]

My brain has literally broke from this. "Why do Christians revere THE CENTERPIECE OF THEIR RELIGION???" I have now officially seen the dumbest question of all time

I mean, I'm not sure I would say that. On the face of it, it is strange that Christians worship the thing that killed Christ. Its also the dumbest gotcha some of these dickheads have. Because the idea of sacrifice is so foreign to Bob's ilk

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Since Bob has been howling for the blood of the obsolete, let's check in on how their robotic replacements are doing:
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Oh dear.

Well shit, writings on the wall. I better quit my job and prepare to live in the superior future. thought most likely be killed as an obsolete relic of the past.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

This has always bothered me because I could see California being the top producing state. It's very large, blessed and bountiful. So I went and looked up what California actually produced, assuming Bob's point. The top result from a web search:

https://www.communitywestbank.com/blog/crops-grown-in-california.php

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and that "third of US vegetables" link leads to

https://www.cdfa.ca.gov/Statistics/

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So, sure, those are impressive numbers. If California gets wiped off the map I don't know how I'll feed my family without almonds or pistachios. Where will I get my dahlias from once California is gone? Sheeeeeeeeeeeit do you know how hard it is to grow tomatoes? We're screwed guys. We should all bow down to the baby rapers in authority in California.

By the way those top three are causing the water issues. Grape, almond and pistachio growing are huge water users. They also tend to not crop rotate so the soil is being thrashed.

I am fairly certain that actual needed food growth could be redistributed to other areas with little to no real difficulty.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I hope Trump opts for the original Elaine Paige version. If he prefers Barbra Streisand I'd jail him too.

This is Gorilla Channel levels of believability and retardation.

To give Bob credit he called the out the gorilla channel thing as a joke the day after it was posted.

Whether or not that's because he recognized the poster or someone corrected him I have no idea. He's probably promoting this because there's no obvious shitposter saying it and thus it has an air of "credibility" regardless of it being retarded. The best thing about this is that they never have to call Music Man to testify because this isn't an actual trial and they can engage in all the hearsay they want.

By the way those top three are causing the water issues. Grape, almond and pistachio growing are huge water users. They also tend to not crop rotate so the soil is being thrashed.

I am fairly certain that actual needed food growth could be redistributed to other areas with little to no real difficulty.

lol someone in Bob's comments brought up that they are running out of water and they're gonna be screwed when they do. While I don't know the soil quality of CA, the Midwest and Great Plains have been able to farm corn, wheat, and beans without much of a problem. I cannot imagine that CA would have much of an issue save for completely upending their farms to be able to care for something that isn't grapes or nuts. I don't know if it's possible to change that much farm infrastructure, monetary or logistics wise.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

So yes, do explain to me how Arnold, WRAPPING HIS ARROWS IN GUNPOWDER AND EXPLOSIVES is just like Pocahontas shooting stone age arrows.

Have you ever heard the impact of an RPG?
Or cleaned a dirty rifle caked in mud?
Have you shot with all the calibers of rifle?
Can you paint with all the colors of their blood?

Howard Stern Considers Jumping on Bandwagon For Attention: "I'm Not F---ing Getting Column Inches".

Chaos might reign, Bobby, but it's not gonna be someone from the Music TeleVision era bringing it.

 

[Red Hood]

Have you ever heard the impact of an RPG?
Or cleaned a dirty rifle caked in mud?
Have you shot with all the calibers of rifle?
Can you paint with all the colors of their blood?

I'm stealing this, this is great.

 

[Tronathon242]

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As a huge PREDATOR fan, I can no longer stand it...

2:33 mark:
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So yes, do explain to me how Arnold, WRAPPING HIS ARROWS IN GUNPOWDER AND EXPLOSIVES is just like Pocahontas shooting stone age arrows.

Let's also not forget that in Predators, one of the big ones shrugged off a shanking without much of a problem. Even if we're going to see the smaller original kind square off against strong diverse squaw there, it could easily shrug off getting stabbed by anything she's got. She doesn't have the benefit of fucking up its helmet like Dutch or even Royce did, so they're really going to have to pull something out of their ass to give a scrawny hunter gatherer chick the kill in the end.

there was a time, i forget exactly when, a few years ago he mentioned "k*w* f*rms" (or alternate censoring variant - it was a direct post not a retwat) probably in the same breath as "doxxing forums" IIRC. This happened at least once that I recall, but could have happened twice. Most of the time he just seems to confuse us with 4chan, though. That's correct though; the reason he won't come here is probably the same reason he won't "Debate me, bro!" Also he knows nobody will buy his bullshit stories like Judy Blume Threesome, being the beard of a Lesbun Stockbroker, or that he can bench 300lb.

Also, NO, Bob, it's NOT weird that someone photoshopped your pants to green so that you look more like Peter Griffin. This is what Photoshop is for. All these Bob stans missed the point which is that Peter Griffin is canonically, legit retarded.

It really is incredible at points. He vomits out his Random Access Humor bits and then struts about like he's some genius that only the smart can comprehend. Yet something like this comes along and it's somehow just "weird" to even make the effort to make the comparison more obvious.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

This has always bothered me because I could see California being the top producing state. It's very large, blessed and bountiful. So I went and looked up what California actually produced, assuming Bob's point. The top result from a web search:

https://www.communitywestbank.com/blog/crops-grown-in-california.php

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and that "third of US vegetables" link leads to

https://www.cdfa.ca.gov/Statistics/

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So, sure, those are impressive numbers. If California gets wiped off the map I don't know how I'll feed my family without almonds or pistachios. Where will I get my dahlias from once California is gone? Sheeeeeeeeeeeit do you know how hard it is to grow tomatoes? We're screwed guys. We should all bow down to the baby rapers in authority in California.

I appreciate it whenever people put aside the time to correct Blob whenever he tries to claim the bread basket doesn't actually exist, but let's not forget why he's been doing this same song and dance for years.
This is always his way of responding to people who tell him "Now Bob, calm down, you can't actually murder every single conservative and still be able to stuff your fat fucking mouth", and this is always his way of saying "No, actually, we can! We'll just rely on the deep blue states to feed our fat asses!"
He literally believes states are like planets in Star Wars, where you have one that's just all ice, or all forest, he can't even comprehend the world of difference between the more conservative California in the north and urban southern California.
Like he's forgotten this is the same state that passed Prop 8 and elected Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger (speaking of Predator) as Governor. This is compounded by his lack of empathy in understanding even people in blue states won't want to sustain the obesity diets of people who support disenfranchising their Republican friends and family, because Bob would rather just shut people like that out of his life than consider the possibility they're not actually stupid or evil, they just arrived at a different take on issues.

 

[Flexo]

This has always bothered me because I could see California being the top producing state. It's very large, blessed and bountiful. So I went and looked up what California actually produced, assuming Bob's point. The top result from a web search:

https://www.communitywestbank.com/blog/crops-grown-in-california.php

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and that "third of US vegetables" link leads to

https://www.cdfa.ca.gov/Statistics/

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So, sure, those are impressive numbers. If California gets wiped off the map I don't know how I'll feed my family without almonds or pistachios. Where will I get my dahlias from once California is gone? Sheeeeeeeeeeeit do you know how hard it is to grow tomatoes? We're screwed guys. We should all bow down to the baby rapers in authority in California.

Let me also point out ANOTHER obvious thing these people miss...


Do you see it, kids? Yeah, the STATE of California may go liberal, but that doesn't mean the COUNTIES WITHIN it have done so.

And I spent a bit of time out there. If you think those red counties are going to start shipping food to LA and San Francisco in "solidarity" once the war breaks out...

Let's just say it will be a race to see if the folks in power get stabbed in the front or in the back.

Have you ever heard the impact of an RPG?
Or cleaned a dirty rifle caked in mud?
Have you shot with all the calibers of rifle?
Can you paint with all the colors of their blood?

I love this so much. I'm gonna make it my ringtone.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I mean, I'm not sure I would say that. On the face of it, it is strange that Christians worship the thing that killed Christ. Its also the dumbest gotcha some of these dickheads have. Because the idea of sacrifice is so foreign to Bob's ilk

well technically, us Christspergs aren't supposed to worship the cross itself. A crucifix isn't a bare cross, though, it's the one that has Jesus portrayed hanging on it. A lot of people get that confused. So no, they're not worshiping the cross, they're worshiping Jesus (which is legit) ON the cross.

 

[The tired cat]

Let's also not forget that in Predators, one of the big ones shrugged off a shanking without much of a problem. Even if we're going to see the smaller original kind square off against strong diverse squaw there, it could easily shrug off getting stabbed by anything she's got. She doesn't have the benefit of fucking up its helmet like Dutch or even Royce did, so they're really going to have to pull something out of their ass to give a scrawny hunter gatherer chick the kill in the end.

Wasn't there a fan theory that how the Predator usually arms itself depending on the target's skill/weapon level? 'Cause I remember in a few comics and even that fan movie, you had the predator go against people who were armed with just swords, spears, or bows, while it would just be armed with wrist blades or its spear.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Okay, okay, I know what Bob's actually saying even though his actual words and usage of terms makes no sense. It's because I've devoted many hours to the study of the complex and nuanced philosophy of Robert "MovieBob" Chipman that I can do this and awe you at being able to translate from the intellectual and academic language of a Thinker into a more common vernacular for simpletons like ourselves. He's saying he wants Congress to harass Supreme Court Justices simply for the purposes of harassing them, potentially forever, because they ruled in a way that one part of one party very much dislikes.

Bob obviously failed civics. He's also fat.

 

[JayHarrison]

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Problem is, more U.S. citizens succumbed to the drain-destroying BidenHarris2020 virus than to COVID-19 by about an 81-1 margin.

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Some [woman] claims that democracy is over, SOCTUS lie, and that Red States like NY and Cali are "paying for this crap". Audience cheer.
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RED STATES NUMBA WON!

I repeat: There is no inter-dependency between the red farmlands and the blue metropolises. The red can survive without the blue; the blue cannot survive without the red.

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Question: Has Moviebob ever promoted any cultural growth that doesn't involve toe jam?

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Another niggress acts up.
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I hope Trump opts for the original Elaine Paige version. If he prefers Barbra Streisand I'd jail him too.

This means that Trump, by default, has better cultural taste than Moviebob. (But that's hardly a challenge; a dog that eats other dogs' poop has more cultural taste than Moviebob.)

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Since when do men have a say about abortion?

When they, like Moviebob, wish eugenics hasn't been tainted as a science by racists and Nazis.

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My pet political issue trumps your pet political issue.
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Need I remind anyone that Moviebob can contibuted literally nothing of value towards 21st century civilization?

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"AOC will be able to see that you viewed their story"

Yes, Miss Occasional-Cortex. Bodily autonomy belongs to women. And most women who get pregnant do so because they're willing to have children and raise a family, you ignorant bitch!

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

By the way those top three are causing the water issues. Grape, almond and pistachio growing are huge water users. They also tend to not crop rotate so the soil is being thrashed.

I am fairly certain that actual needed food growth could be redistributed to other areas with little to no real difficulty.

You can't do crop rotation with grapes and nuts, can you?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

You can't do crop rotation with grapes and nuts, can you?

Pretty sure ya cannot.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

well technically, us Christspergs aren't supposed to worship the cross itself. A crucifix isn't a bare cross, though, it's the one that has Jesus portrayed hanging on it. A lot of people get that confused. So no, they're not worshiping the cross, they're worshiping Jesus (which is legit) ON the cross.

and even then, in the west it's mainly Catholics and Lutherans who do that - most Protestants view crucifixes as a violation of the second commandment

 

[Laughingjoke2]

You can't do crop rotation with grapes and nuts, can you?

This reminded me of an old joke.

How is California like a bowl of cereal?

Answer: It's full of Fruits, Nuts, & Flakes.

Also just block the Colorado River at the Nevada border and California will be fucked.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

well technically, us Christspergs aren't supposed to worship the cross itself. A crucifix isn't a bare cross, though, it's the one that has Jesus portrayed hanging on it. A lot of people get that confused. So no, they're not worshiping the cross, they're worshiping Jesus (which is legit) ON the cross.

The Cross to some is a sign of Christ’s victory over Death. Rather it being a sign of treason and torment before oblivion it became a symbol for Christ’s love of mankind and sacrifice.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The Cross to some is a sign of Christ’s victory over Death. Rather it being a sign of treason and torment before oblivion it became a symbol for Christ’s love of mankind and sacrifice.

Sacrifice. A concept Bob cannot fathom because his entire existence centers around gluttony and hedonism.