Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TrippinKahlua]

Come on guys, you see grown men in Mario costumes all the time at conventions and during Halloween.

 

[Lorento]

Lol Bob commenting on anyone's appearance when he looks like that. Also I know bob blocked Chris so once again being a massive pussy. I suppose Chris has the last laugh since he's actually tapped that sjw pussy Bob yearns for.

Don't worry pal, we'll know if Bob drops to one knee to propose to anyone, because the whole British Isles will flip over as a hundred foot tidal wave destroys the west coast of Europe.

 

[Foltest]

Here I thought that picture was overplayed, and then some genius ups the bar.

that pic will never be overplayed.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When Bob was something like a six year old, I wonder if he was ever scolded by his parents for spitting on the ground in front of guests?

Why would six year old Bob be doing such a thing anyway? Because he was mimicking Mario, believing when Mario shoots Fire Balls he is spitting them out of this mouth.

It does kinda look like that in SMB1 at least.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Come on guys, you see grown men in Mario costumes all the time at conventions and during Halloween.

Yeah but do those guys go home and call farmers subhuman trash people for having the audacity of not wanting their jobs outsourced to India?

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah but do those guys go home and call farmers subhuman trash people for having the audacity of not wanting their jobs outsourced to India?

Depends on how much Mario has turned into a hipster since they conquered Brooklyn.

 

[Gordon Cole]

*cough* Hillary. *cough*:

Bob Chipman going full dindu:

Again, this is lily-white Bob Chipman we're talking about. He hasn't seen the rough side of sandpaper, let alone life:

By this logic, Superman IV "undermines" Superman I, and The Amazing Spider-Man movies "undermine" the first two Raimi movies. But Bob not realizing implications about his faulty logic? You don't say:

Also, Bob "criticizing" Nintendo for being too good:

 

[cypocryphy]

Yeah, Bob....the campy 60's Batman show was a scathing social commentary on law enforcement.

 

[Mola Ram]

Again, this is lily-white Bob Chipman we're talking about. He hasn't seen the rough side of sandpaper, let alone life:

A-loggy and powerleveling this might be, but as a cop's brother, let me say this to you, Chipster:

I really look forward to the day Boston PD has to rescue you from your moldy basement after your diabetes-gangrenous feet start to rot off, you cheap, grandstanding, smug, pseudointellectual, cowardly little cocksucker.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Bob Chipman going full dindu:
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Why should the cops care about hippies? Hippies were an actual plague on society and everything they did was a net negative for social growth.

 

[Keystone]

Why should the cops care about hippies? Hippies are an actual plague on society and everything they did is a net negative for social growth.

Fixed that up for you.

Again, this is lily-white Bob Chipman we're talking about. He hasn't seen the rough side of sandpaper, let alone life:

A-loggy and powerleveling this might be, but as a cop's brother, let me say this to you, Chipster:

I really look forward to the day Boston PD has to rescue you from your moldy basement after your diabetes-gangrenous feet start to rot off, you cheap, grandstanding, smug, pseudointellectual, cowardly little cocksucker.

I feel bad for the local FD and paramedics that will have to hoist his fat, unresponsive ass out of that basement one day.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I really look forward to the day Boston PD has to rescue you from your moldy basement after your diabetes-gangrenous feet start to rot off, you cheap, grandstanding, smug, pseudointellectual, cowardly little cocksucker.

"Don't rescue me, pigs! I can do this by myself!"
*Bob lurches forward, falls down and farts.*
#BlobLivesMatter

 

[Mola Ram]

"Don't rescue me, pigs! I can do this by myself!"
*Bob lurches forward, falls down and farts.*
#BlobLivesMatter

Oh to get that hashtag trending.

 

[Zenyatta]

It turns out that not only does Bob look like Baron Harkonnen, he also shares his political sympathies.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

It turns out that not only does Bob look like Baron Harkonnen, he also shares his political sympathies.

At least Baron Harkonnen was a legitimate threat who actively sought to destroy his enemies. He was more than just talk.

All Bob can do is impotently rage on Twitter.

 

[Mola Ram]

At least Baron Harkonnen was a legitimate threat who actively sought to destroy his enemies. He was more than just talk.

All Bob can do is impotently rage on Twitter.

But does Bob like young boys? That's the real test.

 

[RockVolnutt]

But does Bob like young boys? That's the real test.

He's said some borderline creepy stuff about young girls being special.

 

[cypocryphy]

I hope the "Black Panther" movie is a critical disaster. (probably , I know) That way Bob will have to do extra mental gymnastics to defend it. He's already feigning interest in some C level (I think? I don't read 'Mahvel') superhero because "POC".

 

[link1234]

I hope the "Black Panther" movie is a critical disaster. (probably , I know) That way Bob will have to do extra mental gymnastics to defend it. He's already feigning interest in some C level (I think? I don't read 'Mahvel') superhero because "POC".

Good thing Bob is the king of mental gymnastics. If he did just as much real gymnastics as he does mental gymnastics we would stop calling him MovieBlob and start calling him MovieBuff.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Good thing Bob is the king of mental gymnastics. If he did just as much real gymnastics as he does mental gymnastics we would stop calling him MovieBlob and start calling him MovieBuff.

I found a video of Bob at the pool: