Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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My question in recent months has been why the fuck Matpat would waste his time bringing Bob on as a writer, especially when other people do the job better and without shitting inflammatory nonsense every fifteen minutes - but it's making my theory seem more feasible. I think those are pity bucks from Matpat because Bob's health is fucked more severely than he'd remotely let on.
The only I see MatPat dropping Bob is if the content they’re interested in becomes irrelevant like the MCU.
 
So we know he's scurried back home with his tail between his fat thighs to mom's house. No rent, Patreon welfare, "remastered" videos for any kind of click money, and pawning his crap for the few dollars he can scrape for it - but he still can't afford to make to to SDCC?
As an obsolete, Bob should be happy to be crushed by the economy the superior elites have created for him. His mistake was in thinking getting free shrink-wrapped swag from Netflix made him part of that elite. As it turns out that was not the case. Bob, shouldn't you want to starve for the superior future?

The economy terrifies me even though I am doing better financially this year than I did during the height of Covid. Bob's job is receiving charity for Internet busking, I'm not surprised that's starting to dry up. It will be interesting to see how much worse Bob gets as his opportunities to consoom shrink.
 
I want to note that Bob's language in that SDCC tweet also produces the possibility that nobody sponsored him to attend. It's one thing to afford the trip and everything but to also have to register like a lowly peon and possibly pay for a badge only to wander around for days as nobody gives a shit about him? That hurts Bob in more places than the wallet.
 
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The Left's chronic deficiency of reading comprehension is a national emergency:
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No one is "gleeful" about a 10-year-old girl being raped by a Mexican illegal and get pregnant, but we are indeed happy that a lot of innocent lives are spared.

Hawley v Affirmative-Action Chimping Sheboon, part II.
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Bobby seems to think that only eponymous nouns can be "real words".
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What is racism, if not something that helps you see the world clearly?
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Yup it is the fault of "genetic racism" that sickle-cell disease is more common among blacks. But is it racism's fault that blacks are overrepresented in NBA?

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Who?

Crossover with Nora Reed.
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Crossover with Chrissy's Angel:
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Women don't need no stinking protection from their fathers and brothers!
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More example of the Feminism of Bobby and co.
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Twitter Economists Summit:
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Robert Chipman, Professor of Advanced Biology, introduces a post-Darwinian concept: the Gerrymandering of Natural Selection.
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But if an area is "overpopulated with bigots", then it isn't empty land, ego it should be allotted votes at least according to head count?


Leftoid drama. Bobby is again not welcome by even the slightly kooler kids.
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He barges into the Marxism 101 Class:
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JohnnySocialism is ready to make peace with people he doesn't
100% politically aligned with. This makes him out-of-line with Bobby's politics; in fact this makes him Fascist or worse.
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So what is worse than a Fascist in that RPG running in Bobby's mind? Can it be...
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Bobby's fedora is so big that someone mistakes him as a communist.
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Bobby hates to be proved right, this time about Caleb Maupin being the incarnation of Lyndon LaRouche.
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If it isn't capeshit or lesbun porn, Bobby hasn't heard about it. BTW he retweeted tons of shit about Lyndon Larouche.

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I'm sure Bobby would still emerge as the brightest and badassest star of the world's stage if he were born in the ruins of Gaza.

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I don't see many people "dunking" that clown, but Bobby's confidantes are right about the nature of genocidal dweebs.


As everyone expected, Whor flagged in the second week as Disney's "front loading" is over. Bobby declares it unimportant and yammers about "the plague". I'd like to give Bobby a Believer fist bump despite our different faiths!
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What Scott Mendelson (film critics of Forbes) says should worry Bobby, but it doesn't.
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As I said, Whor is not nearly degenerate enough for degenerates.
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Remember Ghostbustesses, the box-office bomb in which Chris Hemsworth played a himbo? This is the path Waititi aims to follow.
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Disney's Star Wars is a clangorous condemnation of both-sideism.
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General Disney bullshit:
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The only worthy contender of MCU is Nintendo Studios.
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Despite what he says I guarantee this is one of Bobby's Top Ten Batman show: inane crossovers that make no sense is exactly his thing.


The Minions were responsible for all the world's atrocities except the holocaust; they are too cute for that.
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Is this the TMNT reboot and why is the style so ugly?
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These tough guys would discuss the merits of those weapons til the bar closes.
 
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No one is "gleeful" about a 10-year-old girl being raped by a Mexican illegal and get pregnant, but we are indeed happy that a lot of innocent lives are spared.
I don't know, I suspect the abortion doc was pretty damn gleeful. Running to the press without bothering to report the crime or stopping to consider potential outcomes screams to me of someone who was giggling and muttering "This'll shut up those sexist Republicans!"

Is this the TMNT reboot and why is the style so ugly?
Because no one hires for talent anymore. But damn, those designs are worse than the doodles I made in my notebooks of the original Turtles cartoon.
Not to go into weapon spergery either, but a sai is basically just a dagger, like a dirk or a stiletto, with the side prongs forming the guard. The sai's ancestors were with us when we were cavemen and its cousins have been carried to the far corners of the Earth. Not a decent weapon in a fight, though, apparently. I guess because it lacks a "kick the chair out from under a drunk" function.
 
No one is "gleeful" about a 10-year-old girl being raped by a Mexican illegal and get pregnant, but we are indeed happy that a lot of innocent lives are spared.
Also, if this didn't become a national controversy, the sick fuck who did this probably never would have gotten caught because the abortion only helped keep things quiet, and the sick fuck mother had no interest in reporting him. Sorry for the :politisperg:
 
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The Left's chronic deficiency of reading comprehension is a national emergency:
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No one is "gleeful" about a 10-year-old girl being raped by a Mexican illegal and get pregnant, but we are indeed happy that a lot of innocent lives are spared.

Hawley v Affirmative-Action Chimping Sheboon, part II.
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Bobby seems to think that only eponymous nouns can be "real words".
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What is racism, if not something that helps you see the world clearly?
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Yup it is the fault of "genetic racism" that sickle-cell disease is more common among blacks. But is it racism's fault that blacks are overrepresented in NBA?

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Who?

Crossover with Nora Reed.
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Crossover with Chrissy's Angel:
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Women don't need no stinking protection from their fathers and brothers!
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More example of the Feminism of Bobby and co.
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Twitter Economists Summit:
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Robert Chipman, Professor of Advanced Biology, introduces a post-Darwinian concept: the Gerrymandering of Natural Selection.
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But if an area is "overpopulated with bigots", then it isn't empty land, ego it should be allotted votes at least according to head count?


Leftoid drama. Bobby is again not welcome by even the slightly kooler kids.
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He barges into the Marxism 101 Class:
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JohnnySocialism is ready to make peace with people he doesn't
100% politically aligned with. This makes him out-of-line with Bobby's politics; in fact this makes him Fascist or worse.
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So what is worse than a Fascist in that RPG running in Bobby's mind? Can it be...
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Bobby's fedora is so big that someone mistakes him as a communist.
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Bobby hates to be proved right, this time about Caleb Maupin being the incarnation of Lyndon LaRouche.
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If it isn't capeshit or lesbun porn, Bobby hasn't heard about it. BTW he retweeted tons of shit about Lyndon Larouche.

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I'm sure Bobby would still emerge as the brightest and badassest star of the world's stage if he were born in the ruins of Gaza.

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I don't see many people "dunking" that clown, but Bobby's confidantes are right about the nature of genocidal dweebs.


As everyone expected, Whor flagged in the second week as Disney's "front loading" is over. Bobby declares it unimportant and yammers about "the plague". I'd like to give Bobby a Believer fist bump despite our different faiths!
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What Scott Mendelson (film critics of Forbes) says should worry Bobby, but it doesn't.
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As I said, Whor is not nearly degenerate enough for degenerates.
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Remember Ghostbustesses, the box-office bomb in which Chris Hemsworth played a himbo? This is the path Waititi aims to follow.
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Disney's Star Wars is a clangorous condemnation of both-sideism.
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General Disney bullshit:
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The only worthy contender of MCU is Nintendo Studios.
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Despite what he says I guarantee this is one of Bobby's Top Ten Batman show: inane crossovers that make no sense is exactly his thing.


The Minions were responsible for all the world's atrocities except the holocaust; they are too cute for that.
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Is this the TMNT reboot and why is the style so ugly?
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These tough guys would discuss the merits of those weapons til the bar closes.
The designs are ugly because the shows to desperatly show 'em as fratboy type teens.
 
Also, if this didn't become a national controversy, the sick fuck who did this probably never would have gotten caught because the abortion only helped keep things quiet, and the sick fuck mother had no interest in reporting him. Sorry for the :politisperg:
Because reporting a precious immigrant would be racist.

Bob probably believes it was a white dude.
 
The Left's chronic deficiency of reading comprehension is a national emergency:
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No one is "gleeful" about a 10-year-old girl being raped by a Mexican illegal and get pregnant, but we are indeed happy that a lot of innocent lives are spared.
Agreed. Also, it seems as if Moviebob is more pissed off about the 10-year-old girl being denied abortion after being raped than the fact the girl was not only raped, but raped by a Mexican national. (Sadly, as an admission, while I am pro-birth in 99% of cases, this story presents a rare circumstance under which I find abortive procedure justifiable.)



Hawley v Affirmative-Action Chimping Sheboon, part II.
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Josh Hawley is a "Deliverance inbred-polyp" (improper use of hyphen) "in a cheap suit"?

Why should anyone take fashion advice from Moviebob, a creature who looks as sharp--and as rotund--as a bowling ball, even when wearing a tuxedo.



Bobby seems to think that only eponymous nouns can be "real words".
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Mo•vie•bob•i•sm (n): A comment lacking basis in reality.



What is racism, if not something that helps you see the world clearly?
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Yup it is the fault of "genetic racism" that sickle-cell disease is more common among blacks. But is it racism's fault that blacks are overrepresented in NBA?
Is it also racism's fault that that Japanese men are over-represented in sumo wrestling?



Crossover with Nora Reed.
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Most of them don't bring up the idea of transgenderism during their picnics.



More example of the Feminism of Bobby and co.
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W...H...A...A...A...A...A...?

Moviebob talks about Ivana Trump without some inherently sexist or misogynistc "joke"?



Twitter Economists Summit:
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Reminder: Moviebob is not one of the smart ones. Moviebob never has been one of the smart ones. Moviebob will never be one of the smart ones.



Robert Chipman, Professor of Advanced Biology, introduces a post-Darwinian concept: the Gerrymandering of Natural Selection.
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But if an area is "overpopulated with bigots", then it isn't empty land, ego it should be allotted votes at least according to head count?
Despite being a Thinker™, that isn't the own Moviebob claims it to be.



Leftoid drama. Bobby is again not welcome by even the slightly kooler kids.
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As stated by Moviebob, one that never learns.



JohnnySocialism is ready to make peace with people he doesn't
100% politically aligned with. This makes him out-of-line with Bobby's politics; in fact this makes him Fascist or worse.
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Some people make enemies as the result of their actions. Moviebob creates enemies by simply being Moviebob.

We know, Bob. You won't stop jamming your tyrannical worldview down our throats!



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I'm sure Bobby would still emerge as the brightest and badassest star of the world's stage if he were born in the ruins of Gaza.
One the food chain of physical strength, Moviebob resides at the same level as plankton. Ditto intellectual strength.



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I don't see many people "dunking" that clown, but Bobby's confidantes are right about the nature of genocidal dweebs.
Hitler was a "loser dweeb" and a "mythology-LARP dork"? Damn. Looks like Moviebob has even more in common with Adolf Hitler than I already thought...



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Despite what he says I guarantee this is one of Bobby's Top Ten Batman show: inane crossovers that make no sense is exactly his thing.
So... Batman X Care Bears?
 
maybe MatPat's been a slobbering fanboy of Bob (and Bob's shit political opinions, else he would not have hired him) for a looooong time.
Game Theory: is Freddy Fazbear going to lead us into the Superior Future when he bathes in the blood of the mayo ghouls? Yes he will, but that's just a theory. A Game Theory! Thanks for watching!
 
I'm sure everyone of us wants to be on the Right Side of Science and be a 21st Century Intellectual.
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So why aren't you getting pregnant Bobby?

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Feminism:
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Bobby thinks the non-existent "cancel culture" is best exemplified as "zero invitation to parties".
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I suspect that Bobby does not realize the existence of cancel culture because he has been living in cancel culture since birth.

Indeed who wants to live in Martha's Vineyard?
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Biden fist-bumped Saudi's crown prince.
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Did Bobby ever get mad at Biden? The worst he did is to shout at him to Do Something.

Fox G. Green.
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Assigned Cretin At Birth.
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Disney's "first week front loading" is evident to all. Yet box office doesn't matter because reasons.
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Bobby then goes off a tangent:
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Japanese cartoon:
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Bobby gets his mouth full of big Black cocks and he can't be happier.
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Your groin is not the world.

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At this point, anything worse is homelessness. $56k/year before taxes and fees isn't a sustainable income in Boston. If it wasn't for his mommy, Bob would be rattling his tin cup on Boylston Street.

Which will happen first? Bob dies of diabetic shock, or Bob has to move to a small town in Indiana just to be able to afford to live?
 
I'm sure everyone of us wants to be on the Right Side of Science and be a 21st Century Intellectual.
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So why aren't you getting pregnant Bobby?
Some guy: "Human beings have two eyes."
Moviebob: "Um, AKTSHUALLY, here's a special interest article about a child who was born with no eyes. Therefore your're wrong, you unevolved MAGA ghoul."

Anyone with even the barest semblance of scientific literacy would know that a handful of outliers does not disprove a model created from trillions of samples over thousands of years. From the rest of his timeline, Bob acts like he's on the side of science and progress, but every time he talks he proves to be as rigid and backwards as he imagines the most inbred hilljack from the Kentucky holler to be. He should consider what that says about him, because it's not flattering.

Also Bob won't get pregnant because no one will ever fuck him.
 
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