Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Yes, because how dare people prefer a independent website where political/religious biases are almost secondary to viewing a game by it's own merits:

 

[Adamska]

He shouldn't talk given how much of a mark for the Super Mario Bros. Super Show he is.

 

[Lorento]

Given Bob's boner for China, does he seriously think that China will simply give up its power and hand it over to the UN or whatever?

All nations with a stake in the future would prefer a world where the flag would be their own, not of their enemies.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Given Bob's boner for China, does he seriously think that China will simply give up its power and hand it over to the UN or whatever?

All nations with a stake in the future would prefer a world where the flag would be their own, not of their enemies.

Weirdly China kind of looks like the supereor future Bob wants or more accuratly how it would turn out, lip-service socialist autocracy with a inclination towards corruption and human rights abuses.

 

[TheImportantFart]

If he lurks on the thread, I just might pee my pants:
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I love it when cows passively-aggressively attack this website without directly acknowledging they have a thread here. Dan Olson did the same thing.

In Bob's defence it's a lot smarter than having a freak out over it like Tony Goldmark did, but it still amuses me that he's probably sitting there fuming over this thread knowing that kicking up a stink over it would just give us more ammunition.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I'd love to hear what he thinks about us explaining why the 'superior future' is a total joke and their's not going to be any wheat on the the moon.

 

[Lorento]

I'd love to hear what he thinks about us explaining why the 'superior future' is a total joke and their's not going to be any wheat on the the moon.

He doesn't care because we're all fascists, you see.

 

[Shokew]

He doesn't care because we're all fascists, you see.

At least we have our heads on straight and not up our collective asses like Blob constantly does - and refuses to admit to, but I digress.

 

[Detrogen]

Let's all keep in mind that Bob doesn't actually read anything that isn't a comic from the 60's or Twitter. Bob's only issue with us seems to be that we're called Kiwi Farms and not "Moon Wheat Farms".

 

[RockVolnutt]

Let's all keep in mind that Bob doesn't actually read anything that isn't a comic from the 60's or Twitter. Bob's only issue with us seems to be that we're called Kiwi Farms and not "Moon Wheat Farms".

I wouldn't include the former unless you include wikipedia articles about it. We've never seen him hold a comic and his knowledge has been sketchy beyond what also made it into the MCU. However he might have poor reading comprehension which wouldn't be surprising.

 

[Splendid]

Weirdly China kind of looks like the supereor future Bob wants or more accuratly how it would turn out, lip-service socialist autocracy with a inclination towards corruption and human rights abuses.

Nah, give China some credit, they don't want to genocide everyone who steps a tie out of line.

 

[cypocryphy]

Yes, because how dare people prefer a independent website where political/religious biases are almost secondary to viewing a game by it's own merits:
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Muslims love Jesus too. He's a very important prophet in Islam. Bob is such a huge Islamophobe for disrespecting Jesus and all the poor people who love him all the time.

 

[Lorento]

Nah, give China some credit, they don't want to genocide everyone who steps a tie out of line.

The Tibetans and the uighar Muslims might disagree with that statement.

 

[thismanlies]

Given Bob's boner for China, does he seriously think that China will simply give up its power and hand it over to the UN or whatever?

All nations with a stake in the future would prefer a world where the flag would be their own, not of their enemies.

That's kinda surprising considering how nationalistic they are. Their nationalism makes American patriotism look like a high school pep rally.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Let's all keep in mind that Bob doesn't actually read anything that isn't a comic from the 60's or Twitter. Bob's only issue with us seems to be that we're called Kiwi Farms and not "Moon Wheat Farms".

It's probably the opposite, if a bunch of dang dirty trolls managed to do wheat farms on the moon instead of Hillary then it doesn't matter for the Superior Future™.

 

[cypocryphy]

That's kinda surprising considering how nationalistic they are. Their nationalism makes American patriotism look like a high school pep rally.

They're not white and from the mid-west or southern U.S. , so it's ok.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"...the very boring, one-horse town of Nowheresville. Putting in a coal mine is like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any better or nicer.":

Still not answering questions about the overdone "self-flagellating white guy" schtick:

 

[Lackadaisy]

"...the very boring, one-horse town of Nowheresville. Putting in a coal mine is like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any better or nicer.":
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Still not answering questions about the overdone "self-flagellating white guy" schtick:
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Is he eagerly awaiting thousands of Americans losing their jobs? He's just like his Queen Hillary in that respect, I guess.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It'd be funny if one of those truck drivers lost their job, became a movie reviewer, and grew a larger fanbase than Bob's with a down to Earth and actually nuanced approach to analyzing movies.

 

[Kyria the Great]

"...the very boring, one-horse town of Nowheresville. Putting in a coal mine is like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any better or nicer.":
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Still not answering questions about the overdone "self-flagellating white guy" schtick:
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I still love how Bob assumes that Boston and the Coastal cities are going to be apart of the superior future when history has shown us that wealth doesn't last forever for cities and the same fate that some Mid-West and Plains cities are reeling through can happen to his precious Boston. Like I brought up before, Boston is being propped up by cheap college debt that look inevitable to explode and once it does the situation isn't going to be pretty.

Speaking of this, is Bob even aware of the college debt bubble and the huge impact it will have once it pops?