Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Count groudon]

The fact that Bob hates working class people with a passion while at the same time literally worshipping a fat Italian plumber ( specifically the cartoon version where said plumber is from Boston and is a lazy asshole obsessed with pasta) will never fail to make me laugh.

 

[cypocryphy]

No 8 year old of either gender should be dressed like that.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

He's got another fucking rant where he calls himself "Politically homeless". I won't be surprised if this changes into "Acutally homeless".
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Yeah, good luck with that buddy.

And through retweets, Bob is a confirmed edgelord and Mark Fuhrman supporter.
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Even more proof that the Miracle of Sound guy has awful taste.

He doesn't hate Nazis. He hates "Literal Nazis"; i.e anyone who voted for Trump. I'm sure he probably has a distaste for the actual sig-heiling Jew-gassing kind as well. But that's at odds with three things regarding Dunkirk: he hates Chris Nolan, he hates machismo, and he hates people looking back on national accomplishments.

I'd be amazed if at some point Blob or one of the other retards doesn't take no Nazi's appearing in the flesh as some sort of crypto-fascist thing.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Ernest Cline took his 80s nostalgia and turned it into a successful career as an author. Bob Chipman took his 80s nostalgia and got the most pathetic autobiography ever written, one of the most hateful Twitter feeds that ever existed and a Kiwi Farms thread that's about to break 600 pages. And Bob thinks he's the winner here.

P.S. Interesting article I stumbled upon given that this is Bob we're talking about:

Billionaire Mark Cuban made an appearance today in New York City's Central Park at the second annual "OZY Fest", and he didn't disappoint.


Naturally, the conversation first gravitated towards President Trump, with moderator Carlos Watson leading a panel that also included Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush and comedian Samantha Bee. Watson first asked if any of the panelists would join President Trump's cabinet.


Cuban proclaimed that he wouldn't join Trump's cabinet, but he would meet with the President to converse about the state of our nation.


When it was Jeb Bush's turn, the former governor simply replied: "Let's move onto something [more] fun."


Watson then shifted gears to the hot-button topic of police brutality.


"I think every city is different," Cuban responded when asked if our police system nationwide is broken. "Different forces in different cities have different cultures."




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Mark Cuban. Source: Melissa Angell



Cuban also touched upon artificial intelligence during a one-on-one panel with Watson.


"However much change you saw over the past ten years with the Apple (AAPL) iPhone, that's nothing," Cuban continued. Cuban also claims that Montreal and China are "kicking our ass" with artificial intelligence.


Cuban also expressed concern about technology usurping the current standard of everyday business practices, leaving many unemployed.


"There's going to be a lot of unemployed people replaced with technology and if we don't start dealing with that now, we're going to have some real problems," said Cuban.


Dubbed as "TED meets Coachella", OZY Fest marries music, intellectual thought, food, and comedy into an all-day festival under the foliage of Central Park. Featuring a medley of speakers, this year's lineup is headlined by pop star Jason Derulo, HBO's Issa Rae, celebrity chef Eddie Huang, news anchor Katie Couric, and drag superstar Ru Paul.

https://www.thestreet.com/story/142...ing-our-ass-with-artificial-intelligence.html (https://archive.is/zeZUL)

 

[Kyria the Great]

Ernest Cline took his 80s nostalgia and turned it into a successful career as an author. Bob Chipman took his 80s nostalgia and got the most pathetic autobiography ever written, one of the most hateful Twitter feeds that ever existed and a Kiwi Farms thread that's about to break 600 pages. And Bob thinks he's the winner here.
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P.S. Interesting article I stumbled upon given that this is Bob we're talking about:
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https://www.thestreet.com/story/142...ing-our-ass-with-artificial-intelligence.html (https://archive.is/zeZUL)

If nothing else Bob has given us great discussions and idiotic stuff to laugh at. In my eyes that what makes him a "Winner".

 

[Mola Ram]

Ernest Cline took his 80s nostalgia and turned it into a successful career as an author. Bob Chipman took his 80s nostalgia and got the most pathetic autobiography ever written, one of the most hateful Twitter feeds that ever existed and a Kiwi Farms thread that's about to break 600 pages. And Bob thinks he's the winner here.

I don't know anything about Ernest Cline and I'd never even heard of Ready Player One, but I am completely unsurprised to see that Bob's insights, such as they are, yet again originate from a place of envy and resentment.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I don't know anything about Ernest Cline and I'd never even heard of Ready Player One, but I am completely unsurprised to see that Bob's insights, such as they are, yet again originate from a place of envy and resentment.

Well isn't envy and resentment the only two emotions that man has?

 

[Mola Ram]

Well isn't envy and resentment the only two emotions that man has?

Can't forget the smugness, friendo.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Can't forget the smugness, friendo.

Well sport, the smugness is simply to mask the resentment and envy he has towards the general public.

 

[Mola Ram]

Well sport, the smugness is simply to mask the resentment and envy he has towards the general public.

I don't know if "completely unwarranted self-regard" counts as an emotion, but it's one of the primary ingredients of the Bobcake.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I don't know if "completely unwarranted self-regard" counts as an emotion, but it's one of the primary ingredients of the Bobcake.

How much trans fat is in a Bobcake?

 

[Mola Ram]

How much trans fat is in a Bobcake?

All of it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob hitting back harder would look like this:

 

[The Colonel]

The only thing getting hit ever taught Bob was to whine like a bitch and blame everyone else for his problems.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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Bob hitting back harder would look like this:
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No Bob, whining on twitter and calling that a verbal beatdown doesn't count as "hitting back".

 

[Positron]

This might be Bobby's sole exposure to midbrow/high culture:

Incurably autistic:

 

[Kyria the Great]

This might be Bobby's sole exposure to midbrow/high culture:

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Incurably autistic:

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Well at least he isn't on a genocidal rant right now, so I guess improvement?

 

[AnOminous]

Or in words Bob would understand it: Imagine the future of mankind from Wall-E. Only that Bob wants the spaceship computer to win.

Bob looks like he waddled out of the future of Wall-E.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This might be Bobby's sole exposure to midbrow/high culture:

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Incurably autistic:

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Yes Bob, it's called a comedy gimmick. He's not a foreigner so he doesn't get the dance gimmick so the WWE gives you something like this. He's bound for future endeavours shortly.

Welcome to the WWE Bob

 

[Asa_Spades60]

Can't forget the smugness, friendo.

And hunger.