Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Someone who skipped his grandma's funeral actually goes to someone's wedding?

It's WWE-themed. You don't miss out on that, my friend.

Hell, my working hypothesis right now is that it was a WWE-themed destination wedding!

 

[Gordon Cole]

Dammit! Foiled again. Maybe it's a two day WWE themed wedding?

For a guy who constantly rambles abouts and judges others for lacking class, him going to a (possibly) weekend long WWE-themed wedding is hilarious.

 

[Mola Ram]

For a guy who constantly rambles on and judges others for lacking class, going to a weekend long WWE-themed wedding is hilarious.

In all seriousness, I've been to lots of weddings that rented out a hotel just because everybody was expected to be too sloshed to drive after the reception.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Someone who skipped his grandma's funeral actually goes to someone's wedding?

If only his grandmother had a WWE themed funeral, Bob would have stayed and not went to get an AC of all things.

 

[Gordon Cole]

In all seriousness, I've been to lots of weddings that rented out a hotel just because everybody was expected to be too sloshed to drive after the reception.

Well, we all know how bad alcohol can be for diabetics...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

For a guy who constantly rambles abouts and judges others for lacking class, him going to a (possibly) weekend long WWE-themed wedding is hilarious.

Well a WWE-themed wedding is amazing, and if we're being honest here. Funerals are boring as fuck.

I just don't know if skipping out on said funeral for the wedding was a good idea or not. At least it's not as pathetic as blowing it off for Mario.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Not liking the X Files because reality doesn't conform to it in some way is probably one of the dumbest reasons possible for dislike.Instead of more logical reasons like a meandering myth arc,unresolved subplots or anything like that the fact that in the real world things are different is almost funny.I think a few too many people have difficulty in understanding the difference between fiction and reality.

Bob only likes things if he watched it as a child or he thinks he can apply his bullshit politics to their themes. Since he can't do that with X-Files it's overrated. Bob has a giant hard-on for massive governments so he isn't gonna like something putting the government in a negative light.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Dammit! Foiled again. Maybe it's a two day WWE themed wedding?

So it's like a major event and today is NXT Takeover and tomorrow is the real show?

 

[Mola Ram]

So it's like a major event and today is NXT Takeover and tomorrow is the real show?

The only reason I'm not 100% sure it's something like that is because the sort of person who'd want a WWE-themed wedding is almost surely not someone who could afford the expense of stretching it out over a weekend.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The only reason I'm not 100% sure it's something like that is because the sort of person who'd want a WWE-themed wedding is almost surely not someone who could afford the expense of stretching it out over a weekend.

Is Bob even a fan of wrestling? Are any of his friends? He's only started tweeting about it recently hasn't he?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Is Bob even a fan of wrestling? Are any of his friends? He's only started tweeting about it recently hasn't he?

He's a pretty big wrestling fan, and tweets a lot about whatever matches he watches.

 

[Positron]

He loves men writhing around each other so much that he forgives some of these men voted Republican. Go figure.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's a pretty big wrestling fan, and tweets a lot about whatever matches he watches.

Does he only like the new PG era stuff or the older stuff as well?

 

[RodgerDodger]

It's WWE-themed. You don't miss out on that, my friend.

Hell, my working hypothesis right now is that it was a WWE-themed destination wedding!

A WWE themed "Destination Wedding"? So like New Jersey or someplace equally exotic! Maybe Detroit!

 

[Clay Claymore]

Does he only like the new PG era stuff or the older stuff as well?

I'd imagine he hates the Attitude Era because of all the women being treated as eye-candy and not actual talent.

 

[The Colonel]

I bet Bob likes Roman Reigns.

If only his grandmother had a WWE themed funeral, Bob would have stayed and not went to get an AC of all things.

Casket Match. Funeral doesn't end until the body gets in the casket.

 

[Gordon Cole]

A WWE themed "Destination Wedding"? So like New Jersey or someplace equally exotic! Maybe Detroit!

Speaking of the wedding, Bob's spent most of jis time on his phone retweeting and virtue signaling about that leaked Google anti-diversity memo.

Oh boy, I can't wait for him and everyone else to completely forget all about this in a month. Hell, he even retweeted John "NOT ANOTHER DIME" Flynt for good measure:

 

[AnOminous]

Note, John often pretends to be able to deal with disagreement and people with differing viewpoints, but whenever push comes to shove, he's all for firing or otherwise ruining the lives of anyone who disagrees with his bullshit.

 

[Count groudon]

God, Bob is fat.

What bob lacks in personal growth he makes up for physical growth.

 

[cypocryphy]

I'd imagine he hates the Attitude Era because of all the women being treated as eye-candy and not actual talent.

He would claim that now, but back then he was fapping to Sunny and Sable like any other guy around our age.

Always remember it wasn't too long ago on a 'Game Overthinker' where Bob wished he was the last man on earth with a Czech pornstar.