Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

What does his shirt read? "Of course I'm right. I'm Bob"?

Liver failure is a hell of a thing.

Bobby surely has a jaundiced view on everything.

 

[tehpope]

https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Course-Right-Bob-T-Shirt/dp/B00DD3L5M8?th=1&psc=1

 

[cypocryphy]

He's an obese NEET who will be 40 in four years and he acts like the authority and expert on everything ever.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He's an obese NEET who will be 40 in four years and he acts like the authority and expert on everything ever.

while having knowledge in nothing including his own field and hobbies.

 

[thismanlies]

Googlebro made more money in a quarter than Bob scrapes via e-begging in an entire year, I have no doubt. Also, Googlebro is a literal example of the sort of person who, according to Bob, will be the only type of individual who matters in the Superior Future. So it's not just their skills, it's whether or not they indulge in badthink. Surprise! Bob's a big fat hypocrite. Color me shocked.

Also, calling anyone out for their looks is ... poor strategy, coming from someone who looks to have inspired a White Wolf character named "Cone of Flesh."

I was going to post that he shouldn't be making fun of people who have actually worked for a living. But your post pretty much nailed it.

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

I just checked my calendar. He just made a tweet about it now?

 

[RodgerDodger]

"The Google Guy ONLY worked there for four years."

I'm pretty sure Bob has never held a job for that length of time, other than Patreon Panhandling.

 

[Mola Ram]

"The Google Guy ONLY worked there for four years."

I'm pretty sure Bob has never held a job for that length of time, other than Patreon Panhandling.

Yeah that line stuck out to me too. Four years isn't gold watch territory, but it's not nothing, either, especially to be a Google engineer.

It's almost like Bob has no fucking idea how the real world works, or something.

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

People can like villains/morally grey characters as long as they have nuanced characterization to them? Color me surprised.

:powerlevel: I've seen all around manchild caves (tumblr, /co/, /tv/, reddit) that many people have equalized likeable character with well written character.
Usually tumblr and reddit goes for lolsoquirky and /co/and /tv/ go for wanting the character to do what they want and completely ignore consintency and forcing the character to be a perfect robot that makes no mistake, yet somehow not a mary sue.

So at the end tumblr likes stupid characters and imageboards think all characters are stupid.

 

[A Random]

When was he hired for The Escapist again?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Translation: Don't give me shit for my simplistic ideas.

Glad to know his puns suck harder than the tubes at his future liposuction.

I could say the same to you.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I could say the same to you.
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This isn't a legitimate question? I've seen people argue this and pretend like the issues will sort itself out. Pretty sure there are articles on women's prisons being misogyny and how they should only be under house arrest if anything. They never say "make murder legal" but they do believe in prisons should be done away with.

 

[Skelter Helter]

First of all, the Google guy doesn't look anything like a child.

Second, the guy saying the Google guy looks like a child is a fat weirdo who dresses in Mario t-shirts.

Third, Bob is a blob, his hair is thinning, he has an unkempt beard, and he generally seems to have trouble dressing himself. He's probably the last person out there who should be mocking someone else's looks.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Oh yeah, Unite the Right is this weekend. If you're in the area, please stay safe cause this could get really ugly.

Speaking of ugly...

So, they're poor?

Of course, it can't be a Moviebob hot take without murder!

 

[Kyria the Great]

Oh yeah, Unite the Right is this weekend. If you're in the area, please stay safe cause this could get really ugly.

Speaking of ugly...
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So, they're poor?
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Of course, it can't be a Moviebob hot take without murder!
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I hope the security at these areas is high because if not, this could overtake Berkeley as the brawl of the year. Is Bob even aware of the ages old saying of what happens when you fight fire with fire?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Speaking of evolution and growing up...

 

[thismanlies]

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Speaking of evolution and growing up...
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I haven't seen him this assblasted since the election.

 

[iafiv]

Bob without the beard is way too creepy looking to upload online))))).At least with the beard he looks like a standard issue middle aged sexual predator especially if he's dressed as Mario.Without the beard though.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Why does Bob think minorities want self hating idiots like him around or that he's not one of the old people left behind by the rest of the country? It's creepy and outright a way for him to feel good about himself. Some Juan from Mexico is likely a more productive member of our society than Bob will ever be.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You know what we need most of all in this turbulent time for America? Overlong and half-baked DC sperging!