Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doug_Hitzel]

Remember that Chu was dumped by his wife for being an abusive piece of shit.

Didn’t he win on Wheel of Fortune Cookies or some other stupid game show?
Edit: ‘cause he’s one of them chinamen! Eh? Eh? Hello, is this thing on?

 

[RockVolnutt]

This is probably going to get me all kinds of dubious ratings, but I actually feel mildly bad for Bob here. Bob's philosophy is monstrous, ignorant, bigoted, and totally incoherent. But "Twinksylvania" (seriously?) isn't really calling him out on any of that. Instead, he seems to be playing an easy game of gotcha with the Round Mound of Beantown. Bob's stuff is so outrageously over the top that it's easy to call him out, but this guy is going for the only stuff that Bob sweatily frets about: pleasing his SJW superiors.

I mean, really, is the worst thing you can say about Bob's idiocy that it's "ableist" or that it doesn't examine his own privilege? There are hundreds of pages in this very thread that eviscerate his crap on far more substantial grounds than those. "Twinksyvania" (no, seriously?) is so on-the-nose with what lefties love to ding self-hating straight white men for that it almost reads like a parody account. I can only assume it must have some lefty bona fides or Bob wouldn't have bothered to engage for as long as he did.

But in the end my extremely limited sympathy is totally misplaced. These are the allies Bob wants to cultivate. These are the screaming mobs that he wants to mollify, apparently ignorant of how quickly they'll turn on a creature like himself when they get bored or if he puts so much as a single wooden toe out of line. Good luck, Bobby. You're gonna need it.

Personally I think it's funny for the fact that Bob has these views and tries blending in with the social justice crowd. He's not alone in his weird global corporation run dictatorship dreams but I think it'd be interesting to see how he evolves if he gets "kicked out". Almost makes you wonder why he bothers with the facade even to this day.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Personally I think it's funny for the fact that Bob has these views and tries blending in with the social justice crowd. He's not alone in his weird global corporation run dictatorship dreams but I think it'd be interesting to see how he evolves if he gets "kicked out". Almost makes you wonder why he bothers with the facade even to this day.

It’s not like he’s got anything better to do.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Shit, someone married Tony Goldmark too. Shows how pathetic Bob is when you get right down to it.

I really do feel for anyone who fucks these guys, there's something deeply unpleasant about having these people inside you beyond fucking an uggo as a guy. Imagine if the those haemonculus managed to get you pregant, a fragment of them growing in your womb integrating itself with your body to birth something which mixed your dna/essence with their's.

Bob/tony/arthur infecting your core.

Suffice to say It's probably for the best the SJW women don't really buy into these guys and that bob will die childless.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Playing the SJW card is probably the only way to actually engage with him without him calling you friendo and blocking you or dismissing you immediately because of your twitter avatar. Besides, he deserves this shit for trying to appease the unappeasable. SJWs always eat their own.

This situation you would think that Bob would have an ounce of self-reflection with either the horrifying imprecations of his distorted worldviews or rethink who is "friends" are, but nope. Is all that's left in his brain just fat and hatred at this point?

 

[Positron]

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Coco has such an alluring art style, and the only thing he cares about is the supposed LGBT characters?

 

[Flexo]

I can only assume it must have some lefty bona fides or Bob wouldn't have bothered to engage for as long as he did.

Well he didn't have an anime avatar.

 

[The Nothingness]

I think Bob suffered some kind of mental breakdown from BvS.How much can you complain about a movie that part 1 is an hour and a half part two we're still waiting.I don't see how much material you can get from a movie even legendarily bad ones like Battlefield Earth don't need more than 40 minutes of rants.Everything that you can say about BvS was already said last year coming now with more than an hour of material in part 1 is almost funny.

Piggybacking off what you posted, what is behind Bob's obsessive, uttered contempt for BvS that he has to make two-part videos that will likely be an hour-and-a-half each? Is it because Warner Bros. committed the mortal sin of trying to their own cinematic universe and compete with the MCU?

It seems to me that Bob wants anything after Batman & Robin to be the "official" start of film adaptations of comic book characters taking off since a majority of them were from Marvel. Sure that can be a good point considering X-Men and the first of Sam Rami's Spider-Man trilogy started at the beginning of the 2000s (and you could count Blade, which was released in 1998 ). But it seems he wants to discard previous adaptations like the Christopher Reeves Superman movies or the Burton/Schcumacher Batman movies.

Or maybe it's just the :autism:

 

[Gordon Cole]

For a guy whose entire schtick revolves around the 80s, it sure is convenient he doesn't remember it here.

The only thing you've earned is diabetes.

Also, is that a DANG, DIRTY FPS I see? Glad to know you'll throw out your convictions toward entertainment the second something starts pandering to your tastes.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

For a guy whose entire schtick revolves around the 80s, it sure is convenient he doesn't remember it here.
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The only thing you've earned is diabetes.
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Also, is that a DANG, DIRTY FPS I see? Glad to know you'll throw out your convictions toward entertainment the second something starts pandering to your tastes.

And people only know who YOU are because you had a mental breakdown screaming over an Adam Sandler movie.

 

[Mola Ram]

And people only know who YOU are because you had a mental breakdown screaming over an Adam Sandler movie.

Hate on Trump all you want; he drives me crazy myself sometimes. But pretending he wasn't an A-list celebrity way before The Apprentice is laughably petty. He got the show because he was already famous.

 

[Positron]

Also, is that a DANG, DIRTY FPS I see? Glad to know you'll throw out your convictions toward entertainment the second something starts pandering to your tastes.

FPS is no longer dudebro shit if you're killing Nazis. Tactics, targets.
And how can he not play something that Banana Wu Senpai endorsed?

 

[Toxinophile]

Piggybacking off what you posted, what is behind Bob's obsessive, uttered contempt for BvS that he has to make two-part videos that will likely be an hour-and-a-half each? Is it because Warner Bros. committed the mortal sin of trying to their own cinematic universe and compete with the MCU?

It seems to me that Bob wants anything after Batman & Robin to be the "official" start of film adaptations of comic book characters taking off since a majority of them were from Marvel. Sure that can be a good point considering X-Men and the first of Sam Rami's Spider-Man trilogy started at the beginning of the 2000s (and you could count Blade, which was released in 1998 ). But it seems he wants to discard previous adaptations like the Christopher Reeves Superman movies or the Burton/Schcumacher Batman movies.

Or maybe it's just the :autism:

He made a Really that Good for those Superman movies, praising for being a close to the comics and being really positive despite some deconstruction of some Superman tropes.

I don't actually remember him saying that he believed capeshit started with spider Man, only that it got popular.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, Oscar season is upon us once again...

...And I have a hunch that Dunkirk will fill the void La La Land left as "The frontrunner he'll sperg endlessly about." But what'll be this year's Hidden Figures, a.k.a. "The film he'll blow endlessly for the most obvious reasons"?

 

[BR55]

Personally I think it's funny for the fact that Bob has these views and tries blending in with the social justice crowd. He's not alone in his weird global corporation run dictatorship dreams but I think it'd be interesting to see how he evolves if he gets "kicked out". Almost makes you wonder why he bothers with the facade even to this day.

Bob was retarded pretty much since childhood but we do have a bit of timeline for the "Evolution" of his views. We know from those old blog posts that Bob both disliked HRC and might have ended up backing McCain over Obama in '08. Bob was probably always your bog standard "Massachusetts Liberal"i.e a Michael Dukakis, John Kerry, Kennedy type. But something happened in that 2008-2013/2014 interim that made him into the sperg we all know and loath. In all likely hood he probably just gave in and drank the Obama "Demographics is Destiny" Kool Aid. Then with that operating idea leading to Social Justice breaking into the mainstream...The Superior Future was born! By the way I'm not saying Bob didn't hold the views he does before said Kool Aid guzzling. It just game him an excuse to sperg the way he does without drawing as much fire as he would have before.

 

[BR55]

Sorry for the double post.

Far Cry 5 remember Far Cry 5. Despite being a 9/11 causing FPS because the enemies are dirty Gun owing Redneck Christians suddenly it was alright. He dislikes Dark and gritty for the same reason he dislikes everything else he dislikes... Politics. If the next COD game was about the multicultural Superior American military, led by HRC of course, putting the New Confederacy in its place, The New Confederacy being the South, South West, Midwest, Plains states, Mountain states and Alaska of course, he would proclaim it the greatest game of all time.

^That was me from 197 pages ago. That is Me being proven 100% right. Because as shown by the post's above mine Bob picked up Wolfenstein 2 for the Xbone. Just as I said/predicted in that post. After all Wolfenstein 2 is all about killing the "Right" enemies. The game being openly marketed and targeted towards the "Punch "Nazis" crowd helps too. Oh Bob you moral less principle less Footless Fascist.

 

[The Valeyard]

Here is a mirror of Bob's Thor: Ragnarok review.


He dismisses the criticisms of the MCU while making another dig at Spider-Man: Homecoming in the written review.

Is Thor: Ragnarok good?
It’s GREAT!

Really?
Really.

I mean… haven’t we had enough Marvel movies at this point? To the point where the fact that they tend to be on the good-to-great side is itself becoming kind of predictable?
I feel like the shocking “just barely good enough”-ness of Spider-Man: Homecoming has reminded me not to take these things for granted.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

while making another dig at Spider-Man: Homecoming in the written review.

Let it fucking go already, Bob. Christ....

 

[Foltest]

that is the problem with Bob. he never let it go! Remember how much he bitch about the robocop remake? He is incapable of letting things go.

 

[The Nothingness]

He dismisses the criticisms of the MCU

Shit like this irks me but I am not surprised given how much of a fanboy he is.