Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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He showed up in a party with a bunch of McNuggets? I know he is cheap, but not that cheap.

Reminder: he is the kind of person who criticizes Trump for putting ketchup on steak.

That wouldn't even be all that cheap. If he wanted to do that kind of thing, he should have gone to Sam's Club or something, got a ton of chicken wings and made buffalo wings. It's easy as hell to do that and nobody will think you're retarded.
 
I know this thread has covered the first part of Bob's...um..."project" regarding Batman v Superman and how he was beating a dead horse. Still I figured I share this vid and while the guy is basically the opposite of CinemaSins and you may ask yourself, "Is he really defending that?" he goes into explaining the common complaints of BvS. He also points out that yes, it is flawed but there is more to movie that got lost to the public because of the reception from critics.

I can see Bob having foam on his mouth, if he sees someone having a different opinion than him, and backing up his points from this film. I wouldn't be surprised if he took pot shots at this video. Just because he can.
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare for a depressing amount of ass-pats...
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Followed by indulging in fascism some more:
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Will Bob deflect reports that the guy in Texas was an atheist who said Christians were "stupid"? Of course he will.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5053013/Devin-Kelley-outcast-preached-atheism.html

Not to mention FROM THAT LINK:

Two heroic locals have been praised for stopping the worst mass shooting in Texas which left at least 27 dead.

Devin Patrick Kelley, 26, was leaving First Baptist Church of Sutherland Springs after he opened fire on parishioners during mass when Stephen Willeford, 55, confronted him.

Texas Department of Public Safety Regional Director Freeman Martin said Willeford, a keen biker, had 'grabbed his rifle and engaged the suspect.'

Civilians were the ones who engaged and stopped the madman.

Geez, this incident seems almost tailored to slap Bob. Hang on... he seems to have retweeted someone...
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Unlike say... Vegas? Where only the cops responded and we got... hm... seems about twice the number dead?

These idiots love to shoot themselves in the foot.
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare for a depressing amount of ass-pats...
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Followed by indulging in fascism some more:
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Doesn't Bob realize that at the Federal level, aside from protection at the national level the main powers given are defense of the country and the defense of people's rights? Why doesn't the fatty go to a state to fight for a single payer system if he cares so damn much?
 
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Followed by indulging in fascism some more:
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Bob doesn't seem to have noticed that the shooter had a conviction for domestic violence which should have made him fail a background check. The problem is that the current laws aren't working properly. What Bob seems to want to do is to bring in more laws which may not work properly either rather than fixing the existing ones. And he says that while accusing his opponents of never thinking about anything.
 
Bob doesn't seem to have noticed that the shooter had a conviction for domestic violence which should have made him fail a background check. The problem is that the current laws aren't working properly. What Bob seems to want to do is to bring in more laws which may not work properly either rather than fixing the existing ones. And he says that while accusing his opponents of never thinking about anything.

The shooter was also dishonorably discharged from the military, which I think also renders him ineligible for a legal weapon. Either these weapons were black market, or they predated his discharge and conviction, which means he still committed a crime when he didn't turn them in. Gun control, people! It's a miracle.

Also, the dipshit Bob retweeted about "26 dead is a success": kindly note that the shooter, as they so often do, deliberately picked a spot where he knew no one was likely to be armed, and wound up dead the moment he returned to an area where an armed citizenry was present. So, yes: successful, you limpwristed shitheel.

Returning to the latest spew of tweets, it doesn't surprise me one iota that Bob is stupid and arrogant enough to think the Founders references to the Creator was meant as a sop to the Bubbas of colonial America. No, Bob. No. Bad Bob! No McNuggets for you. The Founders' religious beliefs ran the gamut, but one thing that united them in those documents was the profound belief that the law merely codified rights inherent to humankind, it most certainly does not grant them. Those rights transcend the parchment on which they're written, and if you want to say they come from God, the dignity of Mankind, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the end result is the same: these are inherent, inalienable rights which monsters like you and the ones you wish would seize power may not take away without revealing yourselves as nothing but low, disgusting tyrants.

EDIT: As @Pointless Pedant has indicated, the shooter was not dishonorably discharged, but instead received a bad conduct discharge, which doesn't strip him of the right to own a weapon. That's what I get for posting before the latest news.
 
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The shooter was also dishonorably discharged from the military, which I think also renders him ineligible for a legal weapon. Either these weapons were black market, or they predated his discharge and conviction, which means he still committed a crime when he didn't turn them in. Gun control, people! It's a miracle.

Also, the dipshit Bob retweeted about "26 dead is a success": kindly note that the shooter, as they so often do, deliberately picked a spot where he knew no one was likely to be armed, and wound up dead the moment he returned to an area where an armed citizenry was present. So, yes: successful, you limpwristed shitheel.

Returning to the latest spew of tweets, it doesn't surprise me one iota that Bob is stupid and arrogant enough to think the Founders references to the Creator was meant as a sop to the Bubbas of colonial America. No, Bob. No. Bad Bob! No McNuggets for you. The Founders' religious beliefs ran the gamut, but one thing that united them in those documents was the profound belief that the law merely codified rights inherent to humankind, it most certainly does not grant them. Those rights transcend the parchment on which they're written, and if you want to say they come from God, the dignity of Mankind, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the end result is the same: these are inherent, inalienable rights which monsters like you and the ones you wish would seize power may not take away without revealing yourselves as nothing but low, disgusting tyrants.

It wasn't actually a dishonourable discharge, but he had a misdemeanour conviction for domestic violence, which is itself enough to prohibit someone. What seems to have happened is actually neither of those cases; he bought the gun from a store in 2016, after he was convicted and discharged, but for some reason the conviction didn't show up during the NICS background check. Why, I don't know, but there's obviously something wrong with the system. So something does need to change, but not in the way Bob Chipman means.
 
The shooter was also dishonorably discharged from the military, which I think also renders him ineligible for a legal weapon. Either these weapons were black market, or they predated his discharge and conviction, which means he still committed a crime when he didn't turn them in. Gun control, people! It's a miracle.

Also, the dipshit Bob retweeted about "26 dead is a success": kindly note that the shooter, as they so often do, deliberately picked a spot where he knew no one was likely to be armed, and wound up dead the moment he returned to an area where an armed citizenry was present. So, yes: successful, you limpwristed shitheel.

Returning to the latest spew of tweets, it doesn't surprise me one iota that Bob is stupid and arrogant enough to think the Founders references to the Creator was meant as a sop to the Bubbas of colonial America. No, Bob. No. Bad Bob! No McNuggets for you. The Founders' religious beliefs ran the gamut, but one thing that united them in those documents was the profound belief that the law merely codified rights inherent to humankind, it most certainly does not grant them. Those rights transcend the parchment on which they're written, and if you want to say they come from God, the dignity of Mankind, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the end result is the same: these are inherent, inalienable rights which monsters like you and the ones you wish would seize power may not take away without revealing yourselves as nothing but low, disgusting tyrants.
The Founding Fathers were simultaneously the #wokest men to ever live and Literally Hitlers. Whatever sounds better today.
 
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