Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's odd watching him say conservatives are the only status quo in one post then go above and beyond to defend the status quo in the next.
Also for a left winger Bob views the working class with a total distaste. Is this sort of attitude common with liberals in the states? Because it makes it a lot more clear how the Republicans have won them over despite offering next to nothing in practical benefits?
 
I havnt really seen it in in the UK, I'm pretty heavily involved in local politics and the Labour party the closest I've seen is one of our guys expressing distaste for homophobes. Maybe further up the ranks it's different but the local guys are so warm and fuzzy they sent the Conservative candidate a get well card when she was attacked by a guard dog on campaign.
Not that there arnt some right nasty cunts on the left (graham lineham obviously) but elitism seems to be way off. Looking at my emails today has a request to go clean up local garbage in poorer area's by our local mp and apparently the local councilors are up for it.
 
Chipman vs. Greenwald 2: Not feeling The Bern:
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I'm pretty sure if trump said "Mario 3 is the best game ever, call of duty is absolutes horrible" Bob would throw down whatever he's doing (most likely playing Nintendo) and speed out to the polls to vote for him.
 
I havnt really seen it in in the UK, I'm pretty heavily involved in local politics and the Labour party the closest I've seen is one of our guys expressing distaste for homophobes. Maybe further up the ranks it's different but the local guys are so warm and fuzzy they sent the Conservative candidate a get well card when she was attacked by a guard dog on campaign.
Not that there arnt some right nasty cunts on the left (graham lineham obviously) but elitism seems to be way off. Looking at my emails today has a request to go clean up local garbage in poorer area's by our local mp and apparently the local councilors are up for it.

Start looking at those in university or recently graduated. They're in literal shock so many of the blue collar working class voted leave; always saying how now those same voters have fucked themselves because they can't go get jobs in mainland Europe. Hint: If there were so many damn jobs in mainland Europe; why was the ratio of EU citizens (mostly from the poorer former Eastern Bloc countries, where average monthly wages are hovering around $400) coming into the UK so much greater than those leaving the UK for the supposed greener pastures in mainland Europe? Answer: Because those jobs in the mainland EU are myths.

Those kids are in for a real shock when they discover their supposed job filled utopia of the EU has entire countries going bankrupt (Greece, Spain and Italy right behind it), and that every EU country doesn't even have enough jobs for their own graduating kids in their chosen fields, let alone a bunch of Brits coming over.
 
Again, liberals (and Tony Blair-style social democrats, if you're European) are not really leftists. That's why they don't care about the working class, and why they don't see the problem with stealing workers from less developed countries.

Also, Glenn Greenwald is a respected journalist who broke the Edward Snowden documents, and MovieBob is a self-proclaimed "Z-list internet celebrity" who thinks that people who play Doom are subhuman. It's like watching Bruce Lee fight somebody's grandma.
 
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Again, liberals (and Tony Blair-style social democrats, if you're European) are not really leftists. That's why they don't care about the working class, and why they don't see the problem with stealing workers from less developed countries.

Also, Glenn Greenwald is a respected journalist who broke the Edward Snowden documents, and MovieBob is a self-proclaimed "Z-list internet celebrity" who thinks that people who play Doom are subhuman. It's like watching Bruce Lee fight somebody's grandma.
The two things he's interested in, and he fucks up in both and also lacks taste besides Mario in gaming.
Well done, Bob. You really outdid yourself again.
 
Again, liberals (and Tony Blair-style social democrats, if you're European) are not really leftists. That's why they don't care about the working class, and why they don't see the problem with stealing workers from less developed countries.

Blairites is usually the term thrown around the campfire. It's usually a lot more complex than that within ranks, but recent internal tensions are partially fueled by this issue. The rank and file loathe Blair but a large number of his mp's either agree with him or mistake his success as the only blue print to electability.
Bob is pretty much an classic Blairite in terms of UK politics. He's talks a good talk when it comes to gays and minorities but doesn't really have any interest in challenging the system outside of the cosmetic. If he got everything he wanted the situation for Africans Americans and Women would still be the same because he has no idea how to resolve issues of class, poverty or employment . Hence Hillary over bernie.
 
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Blairites is usually the term thrown around the campfire. It's usually a lot more complex than that within ranks, but recent internal tensions are partially fueled by this issue. The rank and file loathe Blair but a large number of his mp's either agree with him or mistake his success as the only blue print to electability.
Bob is pretty much an classic Blairite in terms of UK politics. He's talks a good talk when it comes to gays and minorities but doesn't really have any interest in challenging the system outside of the cosmetic if he got everything he wanted the situation for Africans Americans and Women would still be the same because he has no idea how to resolve issues of class, poverty or employment . Hence Hillary over bernie.
You've hit the nail on the head in regards to Bob's views. I remember him saying on Twitter that he would have supported Bernie if he won the primary, before smugly saying that he'll move to Canada because he thinks he'll lose to Trump, despite Trump polling worse against Bernie compared to Hillary. That to me is just political cowardice and narrow-mindedness.
I want to see if he'll turn his "review" of Independence Day: Resurgence into some kind of political tirade for humans against aliens is a metaphor for whites against non-whites. Oh and his "review" of The Purge: Election Year should be fun :hillary:
On a lighter note, his review for Independence Day: Resurgence came out, and while he doesn't bring up the racial element, he stumps for Roland Emmerich movies some more and calls the movie "cheap and green-screened", despite Bob having some of the worst green screen since Pop Quiz Hotshot. (The Channel Awesome game show)
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But mostly, the review only further cements him as the nega-Chris Stuckmann: Uncharismatic, ugly, has never heard of sound-proofing, boring and doesn't want to improve his quality or style in the slightest.
 
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You've hit the nail on the head in regards to Bob's views. I remember him saying on Twitter that he would have supported Bernie if he won the primary, before smugly saying that he'll move to Canada because he thinks he'll lose to Trump, despite Trump polling worse against Bernie compared to Hillary. That to me is just political cowardice and narrow-mindedness.

On a lighter note, his review for Independence Day: Resurgence came out, and while he doesn't bring up the racial element, he stumps for Roland Emmerich movies some more and calls the movie "cheap and green-screened", despite Bob having some of the worst green screen since The Room.View attachment 110548
But mostly, the review only further cements him as the nega-Chris Stuckmann: Uncharismatic, ugly, has never heard of sound-proofing, boring and doesn't want to improve his quality or style in the slightest.
Cowardice and narrow-mindedness are Bob's middle names.
 
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You've hit the nail on the head in regards to Bob's views. I remember him saying on Twitter that he would have supported Bernie if he won the primary, before smugly saying that he'll move to Canada because he thinks he'll lose to Trump, despite Trump polling worse against Bernie compared to Hillary. That to me is just political cowardice and narrow-mindedness.

On a lighter note, his review for Independence Day: Resurgence came out, and while he doesn't bring up the racial element, he stumps for Roland Emmerich movies some more and calls the movie "cheap and green-screened", despite Bob having some of the worst green screen since Pop Quiz Hotshot. (The Channel Awesome game show)
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But mostly, the review only further cements him as the nega-Chris Stuckmann: Uncharismatic, ugly, has never heard of sound-proofing, boring and doesn't want to improve his quality or style in the slightest.
So is doing reviews in front of a green screen with his potatoish visage there for everyone to see his review style from now on? Also I hate to sound like I'm complementing him, but he looked so much better with the Van Dyke than the full beard.
 
You've hit the nail on the head in regards to Bob's views. I remember him saying on Twitter that he would have supported Bernie if he won the primary, before smugly saying that he'll move to Canada because he thinks he'll lose to Trump, despite Trump polling worse against Bernie compared to Hillary. That to me is just political cowardice and narrow-mindedness.

On a lighter note, his review for Independence Day: Resurgence came out, and while he doesn't bring up the racial element, he stumps for Roland Emmerich movies some more and calls the movie "cheap and green-screened", despite Bob having some of the worst green screen since Pop Quiz Hotshot. (The Channel Awesome game show)
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But mostly, the review only further cements him as the nega-Chris Stuckmann: Uncharismatic, ugly, has never heard of sound-proofing, boring and doesn't want to improve his quality or style in the slightest.

He looks more and more like a sex offender in that pic.
 
So is doing reviews in front of a green screen with his potatoish visage there for everyone to see his review style from now on? Also I hate to sound like I'm complementing him, but he looked so much better with the Van Dyke than the full beard.
He looks more and more like a sex offender in that pic.
Goddamnit Bob your face is eating itself.
I went back and looked at older photos for reference. He didn't have a gross neckbeard, his cheeks weren't sunken and he looked skinnier. How is it this guy with diabetes somehow gained weight?
 
Blairites is usually the term thrown around the campfire. It's usually a lot more complex than that within ranks, but recent internal tensions are partially fueled by this issue. The rank and file loathe Blair but a large number of his mp's either agree with him or mistake his success as the only blue print to electability.
Bob is pretty much an classic Blairite in terms of UK politics. He's talks a good talk when it comes to gays and minorities but doesn't really have any interest in challenging the system outside of the cosmetic. If he got everything he wanted the situation for Africans Americans and Women would still be the same because he has no idea how to resolve issues of class, poverty or employment . Hence Hillary over bernie.
Nah. Bob Chipman's stumping for Hillary because she's a woman.

He's also a petty, fatface authoritarian. Hillary or Trump, Bob Chipman's gonna win and everyone else is gonna lose.
 
Bob might actually have a heart attack in the middle of that level of chimpout.

I can't even imagine Bob's brain comprehending women voting for Trump. He might actually think that men actually suppressed women voters to make that happen.

Actually, I'm morbidly curious about this now.

Chipman grows more and more unlikable by the minute. At this point, I hope for a Trump presidency for a chimpout.
 
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