Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Charity work is below Bob. Just one more reason why Bob is an unlikable cunt.

If you can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps, you are not among the elites and is therefore obsolete.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob is one of the very few lolcows that can make me mad. Dude is so pride filled snob and a consist dickhead with no redeemable features at all.

He's really just a fat annoying asshole and we should restrain our inner A-Logs but it's not always easy. I can think of reasons when I try. For instance, however much you hate this idiot, he still has to wake up covered in hundreds of pounds of fat and be the living avatar of the beetus. Whatever he does that annoys you, he still has to be Bob Chipman, and that is really worse than anything you can wish on him.

But I completely sympathize and can't really criticize as I A-Log the fuck out of this asshole from time to time.

If you can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps, you are not among the elites and is therefore obsolete.

If you can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps, it's probably because you're fat!

Could be that I don't dig into the horror genre much but zombies are only interesting to me if they're of the self aware variety. Fighting hordes of brainless monsters is nowhere near as frightening as being rescued by helicopter from said horde only to realize you've been tricked. It's even horrifying for the undead if besides the decaying flesh and unending hunger, they retain their intelligence. I don't know how common that twist is.

Somewhat OT, but there's a comic series called Crossed by Garth Ennis (best known for Preacher but also worked on Judge Dredd and Punisher and Hellblazer). It isn't technically zombies, but involves an apocalyptic infection scenario. The victims don't die, but instead develop a facial rash in the shape of an inverted cross and completely lose every inhibition that humans normally have that keeps us from our evil impulses.

So they retain their memories and skills but simply start doing the most evil things they can imagine. So a nuclear technician would pull the control rods out and deliberately melt down the reactor. An airline pilot would crash his plane into the nearest building.

It takes Ennis's already edgy tendencies up to 11. I'm not sure I would recommend it, although it is sometimes compelling reading. Let's just reduce it to one sentence, though. One of the best villains is a guy named Horsecock, because he likes beating people to death with a severed horse cock while yelling "Horsecock!"

 

[Kyria the Great]

For instance, however much you hate this idiot, he still has to wake up covered in hundreds of pounds of fat and be the living avatar of the beetus. Whatever he does that annoys you, he still has to be Bob Chipman, and that is really worse than anything you can wish on him.

Well you are totally right in this field again, in fact when I get pissed off at Bob Chipman, when I wish him ill, all I need to do is to remember this picture to remind me of who I am getting pissed at and realize he is already getting punished by some divine entity or himself....

 

[Gordon Cole]

NOT ANOTHER DIME.

tfw whoever runs the Wendy's twitter account is better at analyzing movies than Bob is.

This rebuttal's lazy even by his standards.

I mean, how else am I supposed to interpret the line: "But the climactic reveal of SMB3 is burned - no, seared - into my memory the way JFK’s assassination was for my parents’ generation... or the way 9/11 would be for mine a scant 12 years from then…"

"Unoriginal Internet Nobody"

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

NOT ANOTHER DIME.
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That would Imply you actually read comics, dumbass.

He have never picked the IDW, if not he would have been sperging about the transformers comics portraying LGBT relationships much better

 

[Done]

NOT ANOTHER DIME.

"Loud internet nobodies".. IDW's net income was down by fucking %91! Pretty sure if their creators fuck up this much then they really should listen to the loud nobodies instead.

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/0...aders-e-marvel-revenue-drop-financial-report/

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

NOT ANOTHER DIME.
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tfw whoever runs the Wendy's twitter account is better at analyzing movies than Bob is.
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This rebuttal's lazy even by his standards.
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I mean, how else am I supposed to interpret the line: "But the climactic reveal of SMB3 is burned - no, seared - into my memory the way JFK’s assassination was for my parents’ generation... or the way 9/11 would be for mine a scant 12 years from then…"
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"Unoriginal Internet Nobody"
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Maybe IDW canceled it because no one wants a military comic written by a blogger.

 

[Positron]

The fact that Bobby didn't pick up G.I. Joe when it was written by a liberal speaks volumes about the wisdom of imagining SJWs to be a viable market.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Maybe IDW canceled it because no one wants a military comic written by a blogger.

That and maybe a jingoistic light hearted romps target audience won't appreciate half hearted sjw speeches when could be watching someone (possibly a woman) punch cobra commander?

Also how fucking stupid are these people to badmouth their former employees online? They do know potential employers browse your profile right?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob updated his Patreon:

Message To Patrons
Dec 7 at 10:20am
Hello.
As I imagine many of you already know, Patreon has made a change to way the payment structure of the site is organized that affects you, the patrons, and I feel it my responsibility to let you know about it.

The full details can be read HERE: https://patreon.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/115005631963

The long and short of it is that Patreon has decided to lower management-fees paid out by creators by adding a "service fee" of 2.9% + $0.35 to each individual pledge. This is not something I asked them to do, nor is it something I've heard any plurality of other creators ask for either. Requests have been made for creators to absorb those fees on their own rather than passing them on to patrons, but this is apparently not going to be permitted.

While I can understand the theory behind the decision, I do not think it should have been imposed unilaterally and believe it to be both unfair to you and a bad idea in general: Many Patreons, including mine, derive much of their support from a large number of small "dollar donors," and while 2.9% + $0.35 may indeed be a small amount to a large-number patron; nearly-doubling the amount of money taken from a $1 pledge is essentially incentivizing those dollar donors to quit, and I can't say that I blame them for doing so.

I wish that I had some other solution to offer or extra work to mitigate this, but at this time I do not. And while I hope that as many of you as possible will continue to support The MovieBob Patreon; I completely understand if you decide that this change in policy by Patreon management measn you cannot continue to pledge. I can only endeavor to continue working at the quality you've come to expect and to be worthy of what continued support remains.

As ever, thank you so much;

Bob Chipman

https://www.patreon.com/posts/message-to-15758040
>"Quality"
>Can't spell "means"

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I am totally OK with anything that makes Bob lose his Patreon bucks. It's the closest he'll ever come to feeling like some blue collar worker who got screwed put of their job.


Eat shit, Blob.

 

[Flexo]

That would Imply you actually read comics, dumbass.

He have never picked the IDW, if not he would have been sperging about the transformers comics portraying LGBT relationships much better

That's what cracks me up about Bob and his ilk, their slow realization that you can't make the customer buy your product.

Even though they love to bleat, "speech has consequences" it's such a shock to them that consequences happened to them.

 

[RockVolnutt]

That and maybe a jingoistic light hearted romps target audience won't appreciate half hearted sjw speeches when could be watching someone (possibly a woman) punch cobra commander?

Also how fucking stupid are these people to badmouth their former employees online? They do know potential employers browse your profile right?

You say that but then you have people in the industry like Axel Alonso who after getting fired from his position as Marvel's editor in chief went full "FUCKING WHITE MAN STOLE MY JOB! REEEEEEE!" for a while (no idea if he stopped). The comic industry right now can be....comical.

I doubt Bob was reading anything from IDW but I'd chuckle if we found out he was buying the MLP comics.

 

[Flexo]

I am totally OK with anything that makes Bob lose his Patreon bucks. It's the closest he'll ever come to feeling like some blue collar worker who got screwed put of their job.


Eat shit, Blob.

Hilarious to watch their views on taxes change when the practical reality of it hits them. (I mean pateron's fees is as perfect a metaphor as could be invented) I half want to tweet bob, "maybe you've made enough money."

 

[BubbleButt]

There isn't enough in the world

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Bob updated his Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/message-to-15758040
>"Quality"
>Can't spell "means"

Hey Bob, basic math time. 2.9% + .35 of 1 dollar is not "double the amount". Let's just round it off, 3% of a dollar is 3 cents, meaning that a $1 donation will cost the donor $1.38. WOW! 38 cents more!

Let's crank it up to the $5 donation that gets you a mention or a thank you most of the time. 3% of that 5 dollars is 15 cents, so it's a total cost of $5.50. Now let's do 10 dollars, total cost is 10.65. At what point does the service charge equal a whole, extra dollar? 22 dollars, at which point the service charge is a bank-breaking $1.01.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. So much money! Let me clean out my fucking couch cushions, I'll get the change for your goddamn service charge. It's cheaper then paying for my fucking sales tax of 8%!

Basically, anyone whining about how this service charge is "so much money" and it's "unfair to the patrons!" is a stupid fucking cunt.

 

[Mola Ram]

Basically, anyone whining about how this service charge is "so much money" and it's "unfair to the patrons!" is a stupid fucking cunt.

True, but imagine how much of a stupid fucking cunt you'd have to be to give Bob Chipman any money in the first place.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yet your dictator fantasies are okay?

 

[Boss HM-2]

Yet your dictator fantasies are okay?
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I would have assumed the Koch Brothers were the liberal equivalent of George Soros (both absurdly rich people of a particular political persuasion that pisses off the other side greatly every time they donate money to a pet political cause)

 

[BR55]

A tad :late: but... Bob does realize Blue States benefit from the Electoral College too right? Vermont, Rhode Island, Delaware, Hawaii, Connecticut, DC. Even his beloved Massachusetts only has 11 votes. Put all those together and you get 35 votes... Three less than the 38 of Texas. Oh who am I kidding. Thinking Bob knows that there are small Blue States and big Red States. As far as he's concerned the Electoral College only exists to protect Obsolete Red States and prevent his beloved California and New York from deciding every election.