Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

So does Bob's ranting about garbage humans and evolution's leavings and the culturally unevolved contribute to making geek.com or ScreenRant hostile workplaces? Why not?

Oh, because Bob thinks he's right.

"The kind of evil that doesn't realize that it's evil...is the worst kind there is." - Weather Report on Pucci

You have no idea how much this quote describes Bob.

 

[RockVolnutt]

She won't fuck you, Bob.
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>Lindsay Ellis
>Ta-Nahisi Coates
>Brightest cultural voices

 

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I don't think Bob realizes this, but answering the question, "What's your degree in?" with a snappy "Interactive digital multimedia!" is not exactly the crushing rejoinder he seems to think it is.

Like I've been saying lately: genuinely delusional.

EDIT: Also, because under the Kali-ma ritual paint I'm secretly a greasy Italian, everything reminds me of The Sopranos sooner or later, and here's what Bob's delighted INTERACTIVE DIGITAL MEDIA, CRETIN put me in mind of:

I can understand if he's accepting of his failures, but he sounds like he's.. Proud that he still lives with his mom with a shitty degree hung on the wall of his basement apartment.

The layers of delusion are astounding!

"The kind of evil that doesn't realize that it's evil...is the worst kind there is." - Weather Report on Pucci

You have no idea how much this quote describes Bob.

You get a winner for quoting JJBA.

 

[link1234]

Saying "YouTube, please ban this dang, dirty troll!" didn't work for Chris. Why would it work for you?
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Bob is a jerk but that guy is going too far with attacking him.

I'll say this for what's hopefully the last time:

She won't fuck you, Bob.
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Poor Bob, first Anita only allows him a hover hand then Zoe does not even acknowledge his existence. Now Lindsay is gone. Bob is running out of maidens to white knight.

 

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Bob is a jerk but that guy is going too far with attacking him.

Yeah, he's A-Logging way too hard.

Poor Bob, first Anita only allows him a hover hand then Zoe does not even acknowledge his existence. Now Lindsay is gone. Bob is running out of maidens to white knight.

Yeah but didn't you hear that Bob has 3 jobs? And he has a whole basement apartment aaaaaallll to himself, too. Can you do similar, friendo?

Truly the pinnacle of human evolution.

Why did Lindsay leave Twitter btw?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Why did Lindsay leave Twitter btw?

 

[GrayWater]

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I mean, he's not wrong about the hellfire bit...

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Y'know? It just occurred to me that if you're going to dismiss other people's arguments by attacking their twitter avatar, you'd best make sure that yours doesn't look like an optimistic idiot drowning in piss.

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

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If I was using a platform where both Bob and Dobson were thirsty for me, I'd bail too. I'm pretty sure both those motherfuckers live there.

 

[Brother Wind]

Of course this bloated piece of shit disses a $1000 bonus. Dipshit gets three grand in hipster welfare every month basically for existing. Asshat has no idea what the value of a dollar is.

Holy fuck. You could give my Dad a $1000 to budget Christmas with and I think we'd have money left over. Grant you we have a small family. But, I mean presents aside, I should think any family would shit themselves at free $1000 even just for dinner and travel. Like, holy fuck he's even dumber than Dobson about money.

 

[Emperor Julian]

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"Cultural voices"

Fucking priceless.

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

"Cultural voices"

Fucking priceless.

Maybe they mean like a bacteria culture.

 

[Positron]

Poor Bob, first Anita only allows him a hover hand then Zoe does not even acknowledge his existence. Now Lindsay is gone. Bob is running out of maidens to white knight.

And Banana Wu just dismissed Peach as a white colonist.
Why is god so cruel to someone so Superior?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

And Banana Wu just dismissed Peach as a white colonist.
Why is god so cruel to someone so Superior?

Because God is an asshole to assholes.

 

[RockVolnutt]

And Banana Wu just dismissed Peach as a white colonist.
Why is god so cruel to someone so Superior?

God is Inferior in the eyes of the Superior Future....unless you're a Muslim and as long as you know your place.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Maybe they mean like a bacteria culture.

The yogurt in my fridge is more cultured than Chipman.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Depending on if there's fruit in there, it's also probably significantly less white

 

[RP 520]

I really want Bob to list what he thinks his three jobs are.

 

[Mola Ram]

I really want Bob to list what he thinks his three jobs are.

I figure:

1. Writer for ScreenRant
2. Writer for Geek.com
3. V-logger / video movie critic

Note that these are two freelance positions and one hobby that brings him income from YouTube and Patreon bux, and therefore aren't "jobs" in any meaningful sense. But what, you expected reality from this deluded meatsack?

 

[Gordon Cole]

A visit from smug Bob, and his inability to just admit TLJ's polarizing despite this.

Yeah sure, they're whitebread, and you aren't.

Yesterday, you said you couldn't emotionally get through the He-Man/She-Ra Christmas special. You can't really judge other movies.

What are you gonna do? Sit on them?

Live footage of Nintendo Power's editors reading Bob's work:

I stand corrected, it was Marvel Rising:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/939733476470935552

Bob, I am still expecting my salt, don't fail me now, friendo.

Well, we have this: