Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

Again, how will a four-and-a-half hour long video about Batman v. Superman be useful to the world?

Sadly, Bob missed out on what could have been an excellent discussion because in of itself, talking about the reasons of a historic plunge in box office revenue is always an interesting topic and the reasons behind it. It is almost like that Blob is a total hack and doesn't even care about the industry he fawns so much over.

 

[RockVolnutt]

How much longer will Bob rant about BvS?Does he want to set a world record for how much you can overanalyse a comic book movie?Does Bob realise that most superhero movies are not exactly meant to be overanalysed like this?Even books written about the genre don't spend this much time on a single movie.Its almost fascinating that someone is this unable to trim down a review/analysis to the ideas that count.

Overanalyzing requires you to analyze something though and not just scream your head off about a movie you watched 50 times to get angry about without paying attention to it at all.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

BvS doesn't deserve analyzing beyond pointing out how shit it is.

 

[Mola Ram]

BvS doesn't deserve analyzing beyond pointing out how shit it is.

It's like someone going on for hours on end about the Johnny Depp Lone Ranger, as if anyone gave a wet shit about that trainwreck. High octane autism.

Hell, give it a few years and it'll be as pointless as someone going wild over the Klinton Spilsbury Lone Ranger, which would be like the ice-9 of autism.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Sadly, Bob missed out on what could have been an excellent discussion because in of itself, talking about the reasons of a historic plunge in box office revenue is always an interesting topic and the reasons behind it. It is almost like that Blob is a total hack and doesn't even care about the industry he fawns so much over.

The biggest problem is that he considers subhumans (literally that, people below of what could be considerable sentient organic life) anyone who doesn't wanna watch a given movie. That is the reason why he thinks eugenics must be applied in our society.

 

[Gordon Cole]

This won't bite you in the ass at all.

 

[TheImportantFart]

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Man who believes there's more than two genders and Activision did 9/11? Locked out.

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

Lord, I would love to see him dropped off in an active war zone though he would be become a bullet sponge before he realized that the Nintendo/Sega Wars were inconsequential in comparison to real war

You know that gives me an idea. The Army could use Blob as a new weapon. Just chuck him out of a C-140. The force of Bob hitting the ground would be the equivalent of at least two Hiroshima's. Fatman 2.0

 

[Mola Ram]

This won't bite you in the ass at all.
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It's kind of amazing that he gives the game away so nakedly in that last tweet. I was bullied and people picked on me and I was miserable as a kid and I'm still miserable now, so fuck you you stupid normies, I'm Rorschach looking down and whispering "no," fuck you you inferior beings, I'm superior and I'm SMART and you stupid normies are never gonna keep me down again, and if it were up to me you'd all lose your vote and maybe even die, and you stupid normies aren't worth saving!

Was it @Secret Asshole who said Bob is mentally stuck in high school and possibly unbalanced? Seems very likely.

 

[Flexo]

This won't bite you in the ass at all.
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What about FPS caused 9/11?
Or Sega vs Nintendo wars?

At least his final tweet does confirm that all his sperging is because he broke from bullying instead of learning from it and growing tougher. To him, every Trump voter is just another dudebro shoving him into the locker.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

This won't bite you in the ass at all.
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Being bullied in high school isn't even close to the same as not being able to find work, you assclown. Again, Bob has no idea what the value of money actually is or how terrible it is to be under or unemployed. This fat fuck has never wanted for anything except for pussy maybe.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Not that there were lingering doubts but these incessant "intelligent = superior" screeds basically confirms Knob's never read any Vonnegut, right?

 

[iafiv]

I wonder was Bob bullied/treated like crap because he was an innocent victim or was he a creepy dude in high school and everyone was shunning him?We only ever get his side no one asks but how did you behave among people back in high school?

 

[The Valeyard]

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I'm surprised that no one has showed up in the replies calling him out for his ableism, maybe they've finally blocked him for being a bad ally because he refuses to change his terminology after being "educated"?

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm surprised that no one has showed up in the replies calling him out for his ableism, maybe they've finally blocked him for being a bad ally because he refuses to change his terminology after being "educated"?

, but maybe they're just waking up to the fact he sounds like a complete fucking lunatic.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

This fat fuck has never wanted for anything except for pussy maybe.

The only way he is going to get any of that is if he pays for it. Any prostitute worth her salt would increase her price five fold just by looking at him, plus danger pay because he could smother someone with those DD-sized man tits.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Even if he wasn’t bullied he should have been.

 

[RockVolnutt]

This won't bite you in the ass at all.
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Bob, you want to talk about growing up with ignorance, I used to live in a (mostly black and Latino) ghetto and got bullied for looking pasty white with people of all shades insisting I'm adopted because my dad is black or that my mother is a whore who likes "nigger dick". Then my teenage years happen alongside the SJW craze where I keep hearing about how much I owe people for being a descendant of slave masters (Even though my family didn't get to the US until the 80s) and people like Bob saying I'm an "obsolete white person" who will be "bred out" in a generation or two.

You can see where some frustrations can pop up in that context. Holding this against people is really stupid.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

This won't bite you in the ass at all.
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What an elitist asshole.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

This won't bite you in the ass at all.
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No.

NO.

NO!

That's not how this fucking game works, you jackass. You LEARN from those experiences. You choose whether , or not you become the very same people you hate, and most of all you GROW from them. I been bullied as well during my younger years. The hatred, the spite, and the merciless ignorance? All of them I felt victim of them. But that didn't stop me from becoming a better person. That shouldn't stop you from rising above that.

But this is what grid my gears off. Bob purposely refuse to let go, refuse to move on from that toxic high school mentality. Just because he's incapable of doing so. He's a sociopath with narcissistic, and fascist tendencies that desires to make the world better for his crushes.So maybe he can pat himself in the back for being a goddamn SHEEP.

Bob, your "Supheriar Furthear." will never happen. You will never take control of anything. The SJWs mentality will die, and you'll sink in that ship as well. Even your goddamn life is on a time limit due to your diabetes, and stubbornly refusing to follow a diet to control it.

This saying goes perfectly with you, Bob. "Sometimes the worst enemy of anybody are themselves."