Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

If he thinks an episode of Dragon Ball is aimless, it's probably because it's a filler episode which intentionally has pointless plots, so yes his take on it is bad.

I'm kinda confused on why he calls Dragon Ball characters "superheroes". It's not like they fight crime or have secret identities and a rouge's gallery or anything like that. Heck, outside of early Funimation dub stuff where they tried to rewrite his personality as a Superman-esque figure, most of the time Goku saves the world is coincidental rather then the focus. He's a goofy adrenaline addict who wants to surpass his limits and would purposely endanger everyone if it meant a better challenge. Not to say he doesn't have morals but he doesn't have much in common with capes.

Superman protects the world out of a sense of duty and to inspire others to make a difference in society. Goku protects absolutely nothing and fights cause he heard there's a new strong guy in town (p.s. not blowing up the planet is nice too, I live there. We can wish it back anyways).

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

ust for the holidays, Black Mirror griefing.

You can really tell neither Bob nor the cartoonist has actually seen the show. Although Bob would hate Black Mirror anyway given its scathing commentary on how technology is being abused in increasingly fucked up ways.

It's not really anti-technology though, it's more cautionary if anything. Not that Bob can understand nuance.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I'm kinda confused on why he calls Dragon Ball characters "superheroes". It's not like they fight crime or have secret identities and a rouge's gallery or anything like that. Heck, outside of early Funimation dub stuff where they tried to rewrite his personality as a Superman-esque figure, most of the time Goku saves the world is coincidental rather then the focus. He's a goofy adrenaline addict who wants to surpass his limits and would purposely endanger everyone if it meant a better challenge. Not to say he doesn't have morals but he doesn't have much in common with capes.

Superman protects the world out of a sense of duty and to inspire others to make a difference in society. Goku protects absolutely nothing and fights cause he heard there's a new strong guy in town (p.s. not blowing up the planet is nice too, I live there. We can wish it back anyways).

I guarantee you Bob would adore a version of Dragon Ball that was generic capeshit.

He is also the guy who wanted to turn Akira into Black Lives Matter the movie so he clearly doesn't care about shitting on the source material. Why do I get the feeling that's exactly the sort of thing the social justice cretins would call cultural appropriation?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Also, it's a real shame Wes Anderson isn't having everything that makes him unique sucked out of him. (P.S. Dobson replied to this, and he blocked me. @SteelPlatedHeart, get on this.)

On it.

 

[AnOminous]

Plagiarism's okay when it's a dang, dirty troll!
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This is Bob Chipman.

He's fat.

Bob, if nobody ever understands what you're saying maybe you just suck at communicating.

Also it's really hard to make out what he's saying over the sound of how fat he is.

 

[Florence]

I'm kinda confused on why he calls Dragon Ball characters "superheroes". It's not like they fight crime or have secret identities and a rouge's gallery or anything like that. Heck, outside of early Funimation dub stuff where they tried to rewrite his personality as a Superman-esque figure, most of the time Goku saves the world is coincidental rather then the focus. He's a goofy adrenaline addict who wants to surpass his limits and would purposely endanger everyone if it meant a better challenge. Not to say he doesn't have morals but he doesn't have much in common with capes.

Superman protects the world out of a sense of duty and to inspire others to make a difference in society. Goku protects absolutely nothing and fights cause he heard there's a new strong guy in town (p.s. not blowing up the planet is nice too, I live there. We can wish it back anyways).

Because Bob can’t understand anything unless he can somehow put a capeshit filter on it.

 

[Done]

Working with a rape enabler's my dream too.

Imagine how pathetic one must be if their dream is to "fix" other people's ideas. Not create their own ideas and see them through.

This is where Bob's insanity sinks below the traditional SJW mindset.. Most liberal people would simply argue that everyone deserves some form of benefits. At least this way, even if you're being Machiavellian, at least you look compassionate, not just lazy.

Bob somehow manages to look like the cold hearted tyrant he secretly longs to be, and the lazy basement dweller he will always be, both at the same time.

 

[Bungleboy]

For a person who gets super fucking mad at being called a closet fashy, he sure does consistently suck the dick of explicitly authoritarian institutions and daydream about starving people to death for wrongthink.

All he needs is a copy of Marx and he'll be a perfect lil' Tankie

 

[RockVolnutt]

I guarantee you Bob would adore a version of Dragon Ball that was generic capeshit.

He is also the guy who wanted to turn Akira into Black Lives Matter the movie so he clearly doesn't care about shitting on the source material. Why do I get the feeling that's exactly the sort of thing the social justice cretins would call cultural appropriation?

What would Bob approved capeshit DB even look like? I know he'd go on about representation and insist everyone is Japanese and played by Asian-Americans completely ignorant to the fictional setting and how the inspiration for Dragon Ball mostly came from China and the US.

Because Bob can’t understand anything unless he can somehow put a capeshit filter on it.

There was one time where he was going on about what is a "superhero" and there was an odd bit where he was insisting that Mario is a superhero. Wouldn't be surprised if that's because Mario is his favorite thing and he wants him "in" on the fad.

 

[Hiragana]

Mario would be more of a knight-errant. Fighting dragons and evil wizards to save a princess and receives a chaste kiss at the end of the his quest.

 

[AnOminous]

This is where Bob's insanity sinks below the traditional SJW mindset.. Most liberal people would simply argue that everyone deserves some form of benefits. At least this way, even if you're being Machiavellian, at least you look compassionate, not just lazy.

It says something about the shitty SJW culture that this fat bastard is not called out for this, because he is more right wing and retrograde than the people with "jerbs" he hates so much (because he knows he is inferior to them morally).

 

[Gordon Cole]

"It's a shame she can't do what I want her to do!"

"Hillary's gonna be president!", Says increasingly nervous man.

CBS:

His comebacks are so fucking lame.

More Black Mirror griefing...

And Last Jedi sperging.

Heh. You live in your Aunt's basement.

 

[Done]

It says something about the shitty SJW culture that this fat bastard is not called out for this, because he is more right wing and retrograde than the people with "jerbs" he hates so much (because he knows he is inferior to them morally).

To be honest, he's been called out before by Liberals and SJWs, not prominent ones of course, but some people did, One Canadian guy for instance called him out on multiple storify threads, this is one of them: http://archive.is/yHJHe

Bob is below everybody in everything, he literally lived below ground level for the majority of his "adult" life.

You'd think that Bob would be safe due to his almost-assured virginity, but there is still hope:

@FedoraManManMan , did Bob have any response to this photo when you 1st circulated it?

Again hm trying to "fix" something in a roundabout way, this time Survivor, a show that went on for over 20 years!

And Wil Wheaton should stick to leasing his house for porno shoots lol.

 

[Gordon Cole]

His arrogance will always astound me.

Diabetes.

 

[The Manglement]

You mean like if the Superior Future is inevitable then why worry?

If the superior future comes around in 200 years, long after Bob is dead, what use is it to him? Why would he care about people who aren't him being able to reap the benefits of the Superior Future? Other people need to be fed into the woodchipper of progress to benefit Bob.

He knows he isn't immortal. Granted, he probably expects to live the 'standard' 70-80 years, which is X100.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

His arrogance will always astound me.
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Diabetes.
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This sounds like a terrible TERRIBLE children’s book.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

His arrogance will always astound me.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

This sounds like a terrible TERRIBLE children’s book.

Beat me to it. Bob is convinced this is some kind of genius idea when it is the exact sort of dumb concept you'd see in a low effort book or cartoon for little kids. Speaks volumes about his level of maturity.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

His arrogance will always astound me.
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Your ideas wouldn't mesh with current DC. ESPECIALLY rebith, and the aweomse dark night metal event. You dumb fuck.

Diabetes.
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Everyone: Celebrate this with their families, and welcome the new year together filled with love, and companionship.

Bob: Watches The Punisher a month after it premiered alone while eating a stuffed crust pizza.

If this doesn't sound pathetic, I don't think nothing will 1-up his ass.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

His arrogance will always astound me.
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There's a kernel of a good idea buried within that pile of shit that is Bob's mind of having a gag strip with a couple of Bats making passing comments about what Batman is up to.

Also Bob is a retard who doesn't read comics because Batman uses Bats as a distraction in Year One so he can escape from the GCPD. I'm sure he has used them in other comics as well using a ultrasonic device to create a distraction to rescue hostages before as well.