Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Assorted Nuts]

something tells me Bob is person who says religion is cringe

It doesn't come up all that often, but when Bob tips his fedora he tips hard. Search his Twitter for anything regarding abortion. You'll find it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Was grabbing this for the Dobson thread, but since it’s not posted here yet....Bob looking for more opportunities to shit on people not kissing TLJ’s ass.

Because it doesn’t matter who the story is about, if the arc is similar/the same, we immediately love it every time, right?

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Being told I'm a dumbass is totes harassment!"

Says the biggest dweeb of all.

As someone who finally saw Last Jedi tonight (:late, and thought it sucked, I'm calling for a ban on LJ hate and stanning.

In other news, Bob's talking out of his ass again.

 

[Positron]

Equating the Jedi Council with the commercial franchise of Star Wars is fucking dumb; as is putting "meta" in front of words in a pathetic attempt to sound smart.

Bob's life doesn't meta.

 

[RockVolnutt]

To quote Ms. Marvel's creator because I imagine that means something to Bob or at least he has to pretend it means something, "launching a legacy character by killing off or humiliating the original character sets the legacy character up for failure. Who wants a legacy if the legacy is shitty?".

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"Being told I'm a dumbass is totes harassment!"
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Says the biggest dweeb of all.
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As someone who finally saw Last Jedi tonight (:late, and thought it sucked, I'm calling for a ban on LJ hate and stanning.

In other news, Bob's talking out of his ass again.
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Fuck you, “she’s Gwenpool.”

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Fuck you, “she’s Gwenpool.”

Rey is Gwenpool.
So a sociopathic 19 year old girl who has no problem with killing other people because she knows they are only side characters in a comic meant to support the self centered narrative?
A character that is only popular as jerk off bait for people who may be into girls with short hair and cute faces?
A character whose sells were so bad, she gets cancelled now?
A character who got beaten up by the one she tries to emulate, because that person is not taking this shit from a wannabe know it all?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

The FBI's great until they don't go my way.
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Luckily, no woman would touch Bob with a cattle prod.
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I like how the film's probably gonna bomb, along with the resulting saltstorm.
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Say what you will about Ian, but he finds work, and you're still obsessed with him.
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At this point I want to brand Bob's ass with the words; "Let it go!" Since he needs it on his goddamn life.

Rey is Gwenpool.
So a sociopathic 19 year old girl who has no problem with killing other people because she knows they are only side characters in a comic meant to support the self centered narrative?
A character that is only popular as jerk off bait for people who may be into girls with short hair and cute faces?
A character whose sells were so bad, she gets cancelled now?
A character who got beaten up by the one she tries to emulate, because that person is not taking this shit from a wannabe know it all?

Jesus fuck, talk about missing the point. How the shit did Bob come with the conclusion that Gwenpool, and fucking Rey share something in common!?

In writing standpoint they share nothing in common. In morality stand point they are so far fucking apart. Even a fucking kid could see it. Even thematically speaking, they have nothing to share.

Gwenpool was designed to be a shadow for Deadpool aka the ACTUAL meta character of this fucking discussion. Hence why she shares some of his attributes.

Rey was designed to be the pushing force out of a story, not the shadow for something. There's no goddamn "Meta" in this.

Just a pompus, fat fuck who's extremely ignorant about what he's talking about. Both comics, and fucking movies.

To quote Ms. Marvel's creator because I imagine that means something to Bob or at least he has to pretend it means something, "launching a legacy character by killing off or humiliating the original character sets the legacy character up for failure. Who wants a legacy if the legacy is shitty?".

To be fair, that can be done right under the perfect circumstances. There has been multiple instances of legacy chatacters working when the original died.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

At this point I want to brand Bob's ass with the words; "Let it go!" Since he needs it on his goddamn life.



Jesus fuck, talk about missing the point. How the shit did Bob come with the conclusion that Gwenpool, and fucking Rey share something in common!?

In writing standpoint they share nothing in common. In morality stand point they are so far fucking apart. Even a fucking kid could see it.

Gwenpool was designed to be a shadow for Deadpool aka the ACTUAL meta character of this fucking discussion. Hence why she shares of her attributes

Rey was designed to be the pushing force out of a story, not the shadow for something. There's no goddamn "Meta" in this.

Just a pompus, fat fuck who's extremely ignorant about what he's talking about. Both comics, and fucking movies.

The funny thing with the whole Gwenpool/Deadpool thing is, Gwen’s “power” is that she from the real world and can kinda “Game the system” because she knows a lot about Marvel comics and how the rules work...but she never got into Deadpool because they were a bit too “lol random” for her, so she kinda gets her ass kicked when her team has to fight him.

If Gwenpool was actually Rey, she’s be just some random with no real deep backstory that was immediately more Deadpool than Deadpool with no training.

It’s a shame the comic got cancelled though, I actually enjoyed it. And it was the best selling out of the “canceled group” by a wide margin.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob is dumb as a fucking rock.
People have directly told him why they think he’s a shitty Nazi eugenicist and he still clings to his delusional “they just don’t understand my superior future mindset!”
Mind you these aren’t even rightwingers but liberals and leftist.

 

[Flexo]

I didn't necessarily mean "nowadays". The example I had in mind was the Emperor from the original Star Wars trilogy. Sure there's a World War 2 inspiration with the empire down to their troops being Stormtroopers but was Shev Palpatine a "Nazi"? He didn't have any concrete political goals, he did everything because he was power hungry and wanted to be some immortal all-powerful guy with the only person who can stop him half-dead and on a tight leash.

I know you didn't but it's amazing how much it does.

How is a fried turkey anything but a redneck's idea of a Thanksgiving meal? Especially one fried in a bucket outside?

It's amazing to me how much Bob hates say... Duck Dynasty when it's pretty clear that his own family isn't that diff...

Oh.

Oooooooohhh....

*Sigh* Even more Black Mirror griefing.

Then FUCKING DO IT, Bob! We know you put in crappy skits in your crappy show so you know how to point a camera. Freakin' make a script, get some sets and costumes, gather your friends and--

Oh I see the problem.

Bob's pretty much Harvey Weinstein without the money & power isn't he?

As someone who finally saw Last Jedi tonight (:late, and thought it sucked, I'm calling for a ban on LJ hate and stanning.

TLJ is easily equal to Attack of the Clones in quality. Has anyone confirmed Bob's opinion on the prequels yet?

Still Bob demonstrates what bugs me a lot about some modern films: they're cyphers. They're little more than a thin framework laid out where the audience is invited to project their ideal movie onto the screen. So of course the film is the greatest ever, because you see your dream up there. Among other things it makes discussion of films near impossible because you quickly realize everybody is talking about different movies and there's no common ground for a discussion to be had. It's pretty much THIS now all the time:

 

[Gordon Cole]

Then FUCKING DO IT, Bob! We know you put in crappy skits in your crappy show so you know how to point a camera. Freakin' make a script, get some sets and costumes, gather your friends and--

Oh I see the problem.

Bob's pretty much Harvey Weinstein without the money & power isn't he?

Say what you will about Weinstein, but he at least managed to put out some decent movies. The most Bob does is think up shitty, unoriginal concepts for movies/TV shows and play pretend executive on Twitter.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Has Bob ever even tried to pitch even an original idea for any television show, movie, comic book, book, etc...? I honestly don't even care how bad the idea was, but has he ever had an original idea for media he worships so much?

 

[Flexo]

Say what you will about Weinstein, but he at least managed to put out some decent movies. The most Bob does is think up shitty, unoriginal concepts for movies/TV shows and play pretend executive on Twitter.

Yeah but as have been pointed out plenty of times (see below), Harvey screwed up a lot of movies too. Which given Bob's fixing ideas makes him even more like Harvey.

Has Bob ever even tried to pitch even an original idea for any television show, movie, comic book, book, etc...? I honestly don't even care how bad the idea was, but has he ever had an original idea for media he worships so much?

I know we've seen some of those before on this thread, i think there's a reason we all repressed it.

 

[Mola Ram]

I know we've seen some of those before on this thread, i think there's a reason we all repressed it.

Every now and then he'll tweet some incredibly exceptional screenplay idea, but I honestly can't remember if any of them were focused on original characters, situations, worlds, etc. He's like the worst fan-fiction writer imaginable. Yes, even worse than whoever came up with My Immortal (an unsung genius if ever there was one).

:powerlevel:I've been focusing on my own writing for a few months now. Since the end of September I've managed to crank out over 740 manuscript pages of what will probably turn out to be a totally unsalable fantasy novel, but I've produced. The amount of energy people like Bob waste on Twitter astonishes me. If he could get off the net for like a week I have no doubt he could turn out at least a readable screenplay, even if it is hilariously terrible.:powerlevel:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Has Bob ever even tried to pitch even an original idea for any television show, movie, comic book, book, etc...? I honestly don't even care how bad the idea was, but has he ever had an original idea for media he worships so much?

I remember the Terminator, the Mario, and the Care Bears ones.

And they were all pretty dumb.

 

[RockVolnutt]

To be fair, that can be done right under the perfect circumstances. There has been multiple instances of legacy chatacters working when the original died.

Sure but those usually treat what came before it with some level of respect with their life meaning something. In context she's talking about the nuMarvel method where some hip "youngster" with a diversity gimmick takes up the mantle of a beloved character who the writer went out of their way to take away the original's accomplishments or have them start up concentration camps or something crazy like that.

Why would anyone want to pick-up where Luke left off if he literally has nothing to show for his life besides becoming a lonely bitter hermit in the middle of nowhere? Was there ever any point besides showing Rey is his "better"? Why waste everyone's time if he's just another failure already built off Obi-Wan and Yoda's failures? Doesn't this mean Rey should supposedly be just as disposable when we get the 10-12 trilogy?

Something like that only really works if you're writing for an audience that has not seen another Star Wars like little kids which I imagine someone like Bob would say "That's the point! It's the new generation!" but eventually they're going to notice and these films are built entirely on nostalgia bait so I don't know who's the target. None of that's good for a movie IP you want to keep going indefinitely.

 

[Flexo]

Something like that only really works if you're writing for an audience that has not seen another Star Wars like little kids which I imagine someone like Bob would say "That's the point! It's the new generation!" but eventually they're going to notice and these films are built entirely on nostalgia bait so I don't know who's the target. None of that's good for a movie IP you want to keep going indefinitely.

They want a paradox. They want the respect of the brand/property without needing to actually show any respect to that brand/property.

As this dude said: it's marxism for social capital.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Every now and then he'll tweet some incredibly exceptional screenplay idea, but I honestly can't remember if any of them were focused on original characters, situations, worlds, etc. He's like the worst fan-fiction writer imaginable. Yes, even worse than whoever came up with My Immortal (an unsung genius if ever there was one).

No. No, bob doesn't go that far.
As much as a freaking moron and nazi in liberal rolls of fat he is, I can think of a couple of worse fanfic writers. One would be Dobson if he did fanfiction (After all, he can't even understand the shows) the other one goes by the name of DakariKingMykan and gets e.g. off on the idea of ripping off the heads of MLP characters, because daddy didn't hug him enough as a kid.

I will agree though, that Bob is an awful fanfic writer who just does what they do best: Take the works of others and insert himself and his ideals on it.

Sure but those usually treat what came before it with some level of respect with their life meaning something. In context she's talking about the nuMarvel method where some hip "youngster" with a diversity gimmick takes up the mantle of a beloved character who the writer went out of their way to take away the original's accomplishments or have them start up concentration camps or something crazy like that.

Something like that only really works if you're writing for an audience that has not seen another Star Wars like little kids which I imagine someone like Bob would say "That's the point! It's the new generation!" but eventually they're going to notice and these films are built entirely on nostalgia bait so I don't know who's the target. None of that's good for a movie IP you want to keep going indefinitely.

In all honesty, I think the worst thing the new trilogy ever did was simply as followed: It build up on the original trilogy.

I get it disney. You wanted to make money of nostalgia bait. But here is the problem: You did not create anything new. You just build up on the original people loved, but in the worst way possible. You just made everything Luke and his friends went through pointless, cause now everything is even worse and they are all dead. Meaning all they did, their entire lives and the investment the audience had in them getting a happy end was for the trash can.

And to make matters worse, you are not even creating all that new and cool characters. All the "new" characters are either carbon copies of archetypes we saw already in the franchise or they are crippled in their ability to develop on their own, because they get always lumped with a bunch of old actors we may have loved back 2o years ago, but are just depressing to look at now.

Disney wanted to be save and make money, but also fucked up any real investment for people really in Star Wars storywise.
If you ask me, the best thing they could have done was set the new trilogy like 200 years in the future and make it about the distant descendants of the old cast and turning the original trilogy into a myth that a new generation goes on to rediscover.

 

[Mola Ram]

No. No, bob doesn't go that far.
As much as a freaking moron and nazi in liberal rolls of fat he is, I can think of a couple of worse fanfic writers. One would be Dobson if he did fanfiction (After all, he can't even understand the shows) the other one goes by the name of DakariKingMykan and gets e.g. off on the idea of ripping off the heads of MLP characters, because daddy didn't hug him enough as a kid.

I guess I don't read enough fan fiction. Alternately, I am reading plenty of fan fiction.