Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Emperor Julian]

Bob criticized Objectivism? That's odd considering he's a fan of Atlas Shrugged.

He seems to like the "awesome individualists hold this shit show together" message and the low key distaste for the common man while rejecting Rands distaste for centalized goverment. In a way he's a randroid inverted, he see's left wing politics instead of right as the way to build her stupid fantasy.

 

[LN 910]

What combination of mental handicaps does one need to praise Chob Bipman and talk shit about RLM in the same sentence?

Check the RLM salt thread, it's full of them.

 

[LiquidKid]

despite the fact that the closest thing to a movie he made is The Game Overeater is fucking absurd.

That gets me thinking. Bob has stated that his all time dream job is directing a Super Mario Bros movie , how would he even go about making that? Do you think he would insist on himself playing the lead role of Mario? I would actually pay money to see that train wreck. But only at like a Redbox or something

 

[TheImportantFart]

it was also funny and actually entertaining to watch

And Mr Plinkett is a more likeable person than Bob.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That gets me thinking. Bob has stated that his all time dream job is directing a Super Mario Bros movie , how would he even go about making that? Do you think he would insist on himself playing the lead role of Mario? I would actually pay money to see that train wreck. But only at like a Redbox or something

Have you seen his synopsis for the film?

 

[LiquidKid]

I was unaware he even had one. Interesting that he wrote a synopsis for a film he will never get to make

 

[A Random]

"It's an Italian thing."
"It's a Brooklyn thing."

Just look for this. It's somewhere upthread.

Why was this EVER supposed to be a catchphrase?

 

[Mola Ram]

Just look for this. It's somewhere upthread.

Why was this EVER supposed to be a catchphrase?

Because Bob is rayciss' against dagos.

 

[A Random]

Actually, here, have it.

https://archive.fo/xeIvC

 

[link1234]

During his time at The Escapist he made an April Fools joke of seeing a rough cut of a Super Mario Bros. reboot movie. Now while it was meant to be a joke Bob went on and on describing this obviously fake movie that I actually started to wonder if he actually wanted this to happen. The video itself was like an unfunny joke that goes forever and has no point. I can't say if this is movie Bob would make but it seemed like something he would like. If anyone watches warning it is very cringe.

 

[HY 140]

I actually started to wonder if he actually wanted this to happen.

you fucking know he did

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob really cannot let go of the DiC version of Mario, can he? While I could find his treatment entertaining if someone with REAL talent helming the theoretical film, I doubt Nintendo would go for it because Mario is the Mickey Mouse of gaming and I imagine they would be very protective of the franchise after the debacle that was the 1993 film.

Man. If I found a magic lamp with a genie, one of my wishes (after money and a private island) would be for Shigeru Miyamoto to tear into Bob for shaming his beloved creation. Followed by an ass-kicking from Reggie Fils-Amie.

 

[Mola Ram]

Man, if I found a magic lamp with a genie, one of my wishes would be for Shigeru Miyamoto to tear into Bob for shaming his beloved creation.

Why not wish for a rabid wolverine to tear into Bob literally?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Why not wish for a rabid wolverine to tear into Bob literally?

I want to psychologically break him.

 

[Mola Ram]

I want to psychologically break him.

Because psychologically he's oh so healthy as things stand.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Because psychologically he's oh so healthy as things stand.

True, but there would be something truly satisfying in seeing the one person Bob worships as a god chastising him for his bullshit. I picture a scenario where Miyamoto demands Bob to hand over his plumber's cap, throws it to the ground, and stomps on it before declaring that he is no longer welcome in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Bob's reaction would be akin to this:

24K gold.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, it looks like Lady Bird's gonna be this year's La La Land, while Get Out is Hidden Figures.

Lovecraft would hate you all regardless of race.

"No Fun Allowed" sign forthcoming.

 

[Done]

"No Fun Allowed" sign forthcoming.

You know that fat bastard will immediately go to Wendy's for his next meal. Gotta have those square burgers and frosties.

 

[The Nothingness]

One would have thought Bob would be begging GOTG2 to be top contender

 

[Assorted Nuts]

One would have thought Bob would be begging GOTG2 to be top contender

That doesn't let him virtue signal about minorities as much.