Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

That video in the screencap marked "all my dreams" is actually one of the better TLJ critiques out there. (he has a hilarious running gag with luke as punctuation - true name "Star Wars: The Last Jedi: An Unbridled Rage", 2nd best vid is the one by smacktalk)

What's even funnier is that he does Bob's schtick (talking fast & critique) only he doesn't put himself in front of the camera, and is very coherent, and closes out the video with a hilarious punchline.

So way to go Bob, you broke the rule of MST3k - "Never put a better movie in the middle of your crappy one."

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Wow, bit :late: on the Sargon response aren't ya Bob?

The irony is that he avoids making direct confrontations with Sargon, and will gladly shit talk his video over chipman. But he's smug enough to think this won't have a repercussion from his little jab.

 

[Kyria the Great]

so has anyone else watched the luke skywalker video? It's total garbage but He shit talks Fellow careercow Sargon around the 1:56 mark. Considering Sargon threw the gauntlet down years back this makes him look really faggy.

Well Bob has passive aggressive jabs,but seems to be smart enough to not engage in a fight with Sargon considering that the fight would have Blob massively outgunned with Sargon knowing of Bob's eugenic stance and could make a mass relay to the world and really fuck Bob's day.

 

[BubbleButt]

"Otherthrow"?

Pssh, try again, "friendo".

 

[RockVolnutt]

I like how he throws "Elites" in there because of comments people say to him about his master race talk. Was I right about the other contents of the video?

 

[Gordon Cole]

May his thirstiness resume uninterrupted.

 

[TwoHundredPercentFaggot]

The irony is that he avoids making direct confrontations with Sargon, and will gladly shit talk his video over chipman. But he's smug enough to think this won't have a repercussion from his little jab.

We should be careful what we wish for.
I'm convinced that if Bob and Sargon were to ever meet in person the sheer mass of their egos so close together would gain sufficient gravitic attraction to collapse into a black hole and swallow the planet.
In all seriousness though, this is the same cowardly shit he pulled against Razorfist with one of his "Anti-Thinker" segments. Set up an obvious reference to another internet pundit that is meant to reflect badly on them without having the guts to call them out directly.

 

[Flexo]

I think i found it. Bob's political view. It was apparently esposed back in 1920 by one Vernon Parrington who said "Rid society of the dictatorship of the middle class,’ [referring to both democracy and capitalism] ‘and the artist and the scientist will erect in America a civilization that may become, what civilization was in earlier days, a thing to be respected."
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~Hyper/Parrington/vol3/bio.html

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I think i found it. Bob's political view. It was apparently esposed back in 1920 by one Vernon Parrington who said "Rid society of the dictatorship of the middle class,’ [referring to both democracy and capitalism] ‘and the artist and the scientist will erect in America a civilization that may become, what civilization was in earlier days, a thing to be respected."
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~Hyper/Parrington/vol3/bio.html

You sure that wasn't Moldbug?

 

[Done]

I think i found it. Bob's political view. It was apparently esposed back in 1920 by one Vernon Parrington who said "Rid society of the dictatorship of the middle class,’ [referring to both democracy and capitalism] ‘and the artist and the scientist will erect in America a civilization that may become, what civilization was in earlier days, a thing to be respected."
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~Hyper/Parrington/vol3/bio.html

Any similarity is merely coincidental.

We all know that Bob gets his politics from Mario & Bowser's dissertations on the nature of the mushroom state.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, Kids Say The Darndest Things? Because what he's describing is literally just Kids Say The Darndest Things.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

So, Kids Say The Darndest Things? Because what he's describing is literally just Kids Say The Darndest Things.
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It's Bob. He probably thought Kids Say the Darndest Things was a Simpsons joke.

 

[cypocryphy]

I can't wait for "Black Panther" to bomb in China because it's full of black people. Bob will have to do some interesting mental gymnastics. last I heard, TLJ is bombing there too.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

We should be careful what we wish for.
I'm convinced that if Bob and Sargon were to ever meet in person the sheer mass of their egos so close together would gain sufficient gravitic attraction to collapse into a black hole and swallow the planet.
In all seriousness though, this is the same cowardly shit he pulled against Razorfist with one of his "Anti-Thinker" segments. Set up an obvious reference to another internet pundit that is meant to reflect badly on them without having the guts to call them out directly.

Yet it still caught Razor fist's attention, and he called Bob out later on. Bob really should stop trying to poke the tiger, and don't expect the claws in return.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I can't wait for "Black Panther" to bomb in China because it's full of black people. Bob will have to do some interesting mental gymnastics. last I heard, TLJ is bombing there too.

Bombing isn’t the right word. Star Wars has never done well in China. TLJ is performing to norms.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bombing isn’t the right word. Star Wars has never done well in China. TLJ is performing to norms.

Well it is underperforming compared ot the previous films though

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Wait, they don't like it even after they added that annoying doughy Asian broad?

 

[RockVolnutt]

I can't wait for "Black Panther" to bomb in China because it's full of black people. Bob will have to do some interesting mental gymnastics. last I heard, TLJ is bombing there too.

Probably pretend they don't matter and say something about it being the wrong season like he did for TLJ.

Wait, they don't like it even after they added that annoying doughy Asian broad?

People think the Chinese would be won over by Asians but that only works if they're actually Chinese and from China. Rose is played by a Vietnamese woman from America.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

People think the Chinese would be won over by Asians but that only works if they're actually Chinese and from China. Rose is played by a Vietnamese woman from America.

So is she Chinese or Japanese?

 

[RockVolnutt]

So is she Chinese or Japanese?

Well I said Vietnamese so maybe one of those lady-boys you hear about in anime.