Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Anonimo]

Forget Cleveland. Has Bob ever heard about Phoenix, Arizona? It's the 5th most populous city in America, is important in both culture and industry, and is staunchly Republican. It certainly blows Bob's beloved Boston out of the water.

To add to my point about Cleveland, depending on who you ask, the local sports scene is decent, they boast a theatre district second only to the Great White Way, The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and not t mention the Cavs whooped the Celtics pretty bad a few months ago, and was the home of the last Republican National Convention. Hardly what I would call uncultured...

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

wow 1000 pages. For hitting a big milestone here, anyone want to see if they can trigger bob by mentioning their ways to make his capeshit better? I got one of my concepts in a quote below

One of many different settings for a series I do with several friends off of this site would revolve around a world where Power Rangers, adventuring parties, kamen riders, ultra men, super heroes, monster, magical girls, metal heroes and all sorts of things have been a established part of history for a great many years with history in general still mostly following the same track of our own world. People have been exposed to fantastical things so much, they've just become jaded and stopped caring a long time ago for the most part and it's a daily fact of life. Some places are more hero rich than others and some less so with a large strip of towns going from east to west coast in the united states near a mountain range been relatively free of stuff like this.

The potential sequence the story would follow would be five main overall story arcs listed below

1: the characters move into the towns with some locals at the start of the school year as cosplaying and larping goes about and get introduced to the towns and various larpers with the finale being a big larping incident on halloween

2: the characters get more involved with larping and exploring the towns, finding more fantastical secrets and factions and finding and getting into more dangerous forms of trouble with the finale being abducted by aliens

3: the group is doing their best to adjust from the towns not being as safe as advertised as fights break out and various incidents with the climax being a massive attack on the towns by a terrorist group that has copied the powers of many different heroes and villains and that have been mentioned or appeared in various ways and roles up until this point

4: the aftermath of the massive attack and the towns becoming a war zone as various groups adjust and try to adapt to the sudden change as various alliances form and new members are recruited as the terrorist organization conducts various operations. The finale of this arc is various attacks on the terrorist group and a alliance of factions starting to form

5: the alliance starts to take a serious form as the attacks and counter attacks continue in a faster pace with the finale being the alliance defeating the terrorist organization and the identities of a group of secret helpers in each group exposed

edited a few times due to confusion, sorry about the mess

 

[Florence]

"It is our will that this thread shall endure for a thousand pages." — Bob 'High Blood Pressure Hitler' Chipman

 

[BubbleButt]

Happy 1000 pages, Bob, you fucking cunt.

 

[Mola Ram]

Will there be an installation ceremony at the Lolcow Hall of Fame?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Whooo, half way to Bob's weight!

 

[UsernameNeeded]

Happy 1000 everyone, plus a reminder that, no matter how hard things can get for you, you will NEVER be Bob Chipman. I think that's something we can all appreciate.

 

[Enormous Faggot]

he's still fat

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I just want to be here for this big milestone in misery

Happy 1000 everyone, plus a reminder that, no matter how hard things can get for you, you will NEVER be Bob Chipman. I think that's something we can all appreciate.

Who's worse:
Anthony Burch or Kinoblob

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, we finally did it. 1000 goddamn pages of fascism, comic books, strawmanning, movies, rants, diabetes, genocidal thoughts, autism and much more. I'd like to give a special shout-out to everyone who manages to wring entertainment out of a fat, miserable piece of shit like Bob day in and day out. This thread wouldn't be what it is today without the help of all you guys, and for that, I thank you all from the bottom of my heart.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

To add to my point about Cleveland, depending on who you ask, the local sports scene is decent, they boast a theatre district second only to the Great White Way, The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and not t mention the Cavs whooped the Celtics pretty bad a few months ago, and was the home of the last Republican National Convention. Hardly what I would call uncultured...

Well, if we are going to be completely honest with ourselves, has Bob spent any significant time outside of New England?

Oh, and Happy 1000, Bob. This is the crowning achievement of your pathetic life.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's a shame that Bob doesn't read anything beyond Twitter. Totally explains the rot in his head though.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's a shame that Bob doesn't read anything beyond Twitter. Totally explains the rot in his head though.

A shame if people got him banned.

 

[Enormous Faggot]

I just want to be here for this big milestone in misery



Who's worse:
Anthony Burch or Kinoblob

Anthony Burch had a wife to cuck him in the first place, plus he works in his desired industry of choice instead of just being a critic.

 

[BR55]

Well, if we are going to be completely honest with ourselves, has Bob spent any significant time outside of New England?

Oh, and Happy 1000, Bob. This is the crowning achievement of your pathetic life.

Go outside the NorthEast or the West Coast? Surely you jest! What could Obsolete America possibly offer a Superior American That Matters like Bob to get him to leave that modern day Garden of Eden Boston? Don't you know that they still burn witches and lynch the Colored's in Obsolete America? Bob would rather swear off McDonalds for a whole 20 minutes than set diabetic foot in such a barbaric ghoulish wasteland!

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

Here's to another 1,000 pages of Autistic Fascism.

Once more unto the breach brothers! Onward to the SUPERIIIIAAAHHHH FUTAHHH!!!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

We are on the brink of someone getting the 20000th post as well.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Go outside the NorthEast or the West Coast? Surely you jest! What could Obsolete America possibly offer a Superior American That Matters like Bob to get him to leave that modern day Garden of Eden Boston? Don't you know that they still burn witches and lynch the Colored's in Obsolete America? Bob would rather swear off McDonalds for a whole 20 minutes than set diabetic foot in such a barbaric ghoulish wasteland!

Even if they could cure his diabeetus?

 

[Dukect]

1000 pages couldn't happen to a nicer guy it's a shame as he does have a following (not as big as him) and he really should watch his words and find some empathy and some common sense and he would be fine.

Oh who am I kidding Bob is going to keep his lolcow ways all the way to 2000 pages and beyond

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Even if they could cure his diabeetus?

Bob would rather die than accept help from them or acknowledge their worth as human beings.