Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Meat Target]

"Fuck Farm Land, National Parks, and Nature Preserves "- People Who Want Unlimited Immigration

Most people who say that live in cities (or basements) with no clue how life works outside the concrete jungle. They're the kind of people who, if asked where to get food if the farms shut down, would say "the supermarket."

They also conveniently keep their "turn MAGAland into a concrete jungle" goals hermetically sealed away from their "muh Climate Emergency" histrionics.

Of course, if confronted, Blob and his ilk would explain it away with "Magic Science will figure it out".

 

[Quixotic Man]

If anyone is interested as to how Federal Law defines "person"

" In determining the meaning of any Act of Congress, or of any ruling, regulation, or interpretation of the various administrative bureaus and agencies of the United States, the words “person”, “human being”, “child”, and “individual”, shall include every infant member of the species homo sapiens who is born alive at any stage of development."

1 U.S. Code § 8 - “Person”, “human being”, “child”, and “individual” as including born-alive infant

www.law.cornell.edu

It is literally one of the first things in the U.S. Code. So technically under federal law, a fetus is not a person. Mayo CHUDS are.

 

[Meat Target]

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Bobby does regularly pick on male politicians for their physical appearance.

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"Why not the exact opposite (Classism boosted as distraction from identity bigotry)?"
Historically class struggle came first, you dumb ahistorical fuck. And today, when gender and race equality is the norm in the First world, social class continues to dictate a person's life chances and experience in myriad, all-encompassing way, while your gay or tranny identities cease to have any meaning outside the bedroom.

"Person" is not a legal term the way that "clump of cells" is.
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Bob's "I own a windowless van" pfp says more about him than any of his hot takes.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Still going back through the thread and I stumble across the hover hand picture which I forgot was even a thing.

Does anyone know the story behind this pic? I thought it might be at a con but there's only one lanyard to be seen on anyone. They all appear to be on a bed so that means Bob was able to hornswoggle 7 actual females, with actual vaginas and actual uteruses, to get into a bed with him. The more I look at it the more it seems like Bob isn't technically hover handing as he's doing the lightest of touches on knock off Jasmine. Are these all women working for The Escapist? Are they all starfuckers who couldn't find anyone better?

 

[Flexo]

Yeah, I'm primed for the revelation of some old fanfic account with wall-to-wall bizarre shit. But maybe that's because those glasses give him a bit of a Thin Linkara look so I'm sort of assuming there's a closet packed full of skeletons. (All wearing strapons.)

I like how the presenter quietly introduced Amazing Spiderpool (sorry, Mighty Spector, I don't know how I made that typo) just eight minutes in. But you couldn't miss him because he's in a crowd shot of fantasy characters and painfully stands out. Even alongside the techier side of the magictech He-Man universe Liefeld Lite spandex-and-pouches-and-guns stands out. Then the presenter introduced the idea of self-inserts. I was like "Come on, what's going to be more cringe than that writer who shipped himself into the Powerpuff Girls?"

And then he ties it all together.

And then cosplay photo.

And then mod bitching with self-insert avatar.

I mean, how could this get worse? Hmmm. (Searches guy's name on Internet.) AHHHAHAAAHAA HE NAMED HIS COMPANY AFTER HIS OC. (EDIT: My link got et. I don't know why, maybe the all caps triggered something. https://archive.md/mX44X - sexy Wix site there, Scotty.)

Yeah, I'd say he's definitely a cow. Perhaps one in too niche a community for mainstream appeal (ironic...) but totally a cow nonetheless.

Yeah. Retroblasting reminds me of RLM in that they both know how to be "subtle" in certain ways and draw things out and build them up for delicious pay offs.

Compare that to Bob who thinks overstuffing his sentences can cause the same effect. I think it's pretty clear to all of us that one thing Bob does not know is delayed gratification.

I joked before we should use a whole farm system grade. "Toyguru" may not be a full lolcow but he's definitely a lolchicken - maybe even a lolgoat. Is there a topic/pen we keep these lesser interest topics in?

There are 32 pictures in this story (archived). Only one shows what might be a whip (but I'm sure equestian experts have another interpretation).

That's not a whip. That's just to encourage the horse to go and tie him up to a hitching post when you stop somewhere.

Nothing triggers my almonds more than the people on Twitter pretending to be smart even as they reveal their deep ignorance.

Marcia Lucas:

Oh shut up. There's extensive research that shows Marcia pretty much made SW "work" more than anyone else.

The Secret History of Star Wars

(EDIT with better link)

 

[Quixotic Man]

Still going back through the thread and I stumble across the hover hand picture which I forgot was even a thing.
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Does anyone know the story behind this pic? I thought it might be at a con but there's only one lanyard to be seen on anyone. They all appear to be on a bed so that means Bob was able to hornswoggle 7 actual females, with actual vaginas and actual uteruses, to get into a bed with him. The more I look at it the more it seems like Bob isn't technically hover handing as he's doing the lightest of touches on knock off Jasmine. Are these all women working for The Escapist? Are they all starfuckers who couldn't find anyone better.

Looking at the shirts, this was an event called Escapist Expo, an event held in 2012 and 2013.

 

[Flexo]

Still going back through the thread and I stumble across the hover hand picture which I forgot was even a thing.
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Does anyone know the story behind this pic? I thought it might be at a con but there's only one lanyard to be seen on anyone. They all appear to be on a bed so that means Bob was able to hornswoggle 7 actual females, with actual vaginas and actual uteruses, to get into a bed with him. The more I look at it the more it seems like Bob isn't technically hover handing as he's doing the lightest of touches on knock off Jasmine. Are these all women working for The Escapist? Are they all starfuckers who couldn't find anyone better?

I decided to see what I could dig up (pic was originally found on ED).

I did locate this place:

https://ifunny.co/tags/moviebob

Several classics on there you'll all recognize. I also found...

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

There are 32 pictures in this story (archived). Only one shows what might be a whip (but I'm sure equestian experts have another interpretation).

That's part of the horse reins. It's not an actual whip. You can see it attached to the rest of the reins. Bob should be able to tell this just by looking at it but he's got headlines to read, tweets to make, and jerks to off.

Marcia Lucas:

I had no idea who this camethedawn person was so I looked him up and *BAM* he's a guy who got birthed in that great vortex of autism known as #GamerGate. Can you guess which side he was on from just him saying "a woman who thinks different has betrayed her sex"?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I decided to see what I could dig up (pic was originally found on ED).

I did locate this place:

https://ifunny.co/tags/moviebob

Several classics on there you'll all recognize. I also found...
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Well if Lindsay ever goes missing we now know the hole to find her in.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Your reminder that Bobby hates the comfortably rich like Marvin Heemever but adores the awash-with-money rich like Jeff Bezos and whoever that runs Disney.
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Yes Bob, we all know that you didn't try to kill any cops or kids because you were fired from your job. You instead threatened to kill your boss to the point that he pulled a gun on you, something you bitch about to this day.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If you want to make a tweet simping for troons, it's probably a good idea to make sure you check you're simping in the right way before you press "send". Who'd have guessed?

Yes, Bob, every pro-lifer is religious. That totally makes sense.

I'm really not sure the progress made by someone like Fr Georges Lemaitre can be compared to the stagnation made by someone like Moviebob, but I'm just a believer so what do I know?

I don't know about you but a lot of thoughts go through my head when I see an image like this:

and, I can assure you, none of them are "look how much this woman cares about the plebs".

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

And the Nikki Minage shitpost continues to pay dividends. Now people even think that cunt-for-brains is capable of doing research.

Wow, he didn't get eviscerated by the mob for implying the retarded black savage woman can only spell in pidgin?

That's even more racist than he usually gets with Candice Owens.

 

[JayHarrison]

JayHarrison: On a more serious note, those mounted agents on horseback in that first photo--the one suggesting a "whip"--are actually using lassos, not whips. Look closely at the agent on the left; I don't whips are usually held a downward position.​

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Touché.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The action the border agents are doing is whipping but all tards like bob will here is "white men used whips on darkies". They're not even doing it right. If you wanna see how to properly whip someone I present you this that I shamelessly stole from twitter

https://twitter.com/digichud/status/1440046641763926020

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I could be wrong but I think I actually got to see that whip guy do a show in real life. That or a guy who looks real similar.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Remember the Green Day concert? Turned out Chris sold the tickets not because he needed money, but because the organizers didn't see fit to enforce the mask mandate.

Reminder, he said when he first announced this back in May he said that they were an "early father's day gift"

I have a memory of him saying Sara bought them for him but I can't find that and might be mistaking that for him saying he was taking her and making the assumption that she bought them because WHO BUYS THEIR OWN FATHER'S DAY GIFT?!

He also claims that it was the rise of the delta that made him wanna sell his tickets. The CDC's updated guidelines were issued on July 27th and he was asking for buyers on July 28th. That's some quick action there baby brother. Fenway park did not have a mandate for mask wearing until Boston re-upped their mandate on August 27th.

You had to fill out a form just to see the Red Sox lose lol

Pictures from the bands' own social media does show very little mask wearing.

https://twitter.com/Weezer/status/1423817630088052737/photo/4

I cannot find anything on the tour's website or social media saying anything about masks.

I still think Chris is coward and a liar. This wall punching, workman's comp abusing, man child, virtue signaler loves to scream about the unvaxed wanting to kill him, his babies, and his poor wife. He has NEVER even insinuated that this was ever an issue that I can even find. There is the possibility that he mentioned it in one of his 7-8 podcasts and if so I would count that as even more cowardly. Why? Because he can then later say "See?! I did speak up about the unwashed cretins keeping me from remembering that I'm old now!" but doing it in a way where no one will ever hear it because no listens to his podcasts.

This is the face of a coward who lies because who needs integrity or respect when you got you yours?

comfy autism

 

[Flexo]

Yes, Bob, every pro-lifer is religious. That totally makes sense.

Some part of me wants to see Bob find a nice girl, hit it off, start dating and such and making progress... give him hope that he might not be forever alone...

Then she finds out he's pro-choice and swiftly dumps him.

Mostly because I'm curious if he'll double down on the choice side out of rage, or suddenly switch to pro-life to try and get that pussy.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I could be wrong but I think I actually got to see that whip guy do a show in real life. That or a guy who looks real similar.

He's been around for a while so you probably did see him

 

[ChampFantana]

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Some part of me wants to see Bob find a nice girl, hit it off, start dating and such and making progress... give him hope that he might not be forever alone...

Then she finds out he's pro-choice and swiftly dumps him.

Mostly because I'm curious if he'll double down on the choice side out of rage, or suddenly switch to pro-life to try and get that pussy.

Not me. It's funnier watching his eternal virginity cause him to lash out at his betters on Twitter.

He's a perpetual loser and thanks to Dunning-Kruger, he's too stupid to learn how to better himself. As others have said many times, being Bob Chipman is both his crime and his punishment.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

"Fuck Farm Land, National Parks, and Nature Preserves "- People Who Want Unlimited Immigration

Most people who say that live in cities (or basements) with no clue how life works outside the concrete jungle. They're the kind of people who, if asked where to get food if the farms shut down, would say "the supermarket."

They also conveniently keep their "turn MAGAland into a concrete jungle" goals hermetically sealed away from their "muh Climate Emergency" histrionics.

Of course, if confronted, Blob and his ilk would explain it away with "Magic Science will figure it out".

Don't forget how people like Bob claim to follow a socialist ideology, yet look down upon the working class.