Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

So, you want to destroy industry. And you want to replace it with... robots? Which produce carbon dioxide, and are worse industrial workers than humans?

Hey..... just because we're drunk and lazy doesn't mean we're drunker or lazier than you!

I think I can see why Bob hates Orwell:


Orwell's point was that people throw the word "fascist" at anything they disagree with. You can verify whether this happens today by looking at Moviebob's tweets.

I wish I could tattoo that Orwell quote on the inside of TeamImpos eyelids.

 

[MirrorNoir]

With a new idea, you have to develop a world the characters can live in, create rules for that property, and build on that initial idea until you have something that people would be able to enjoy. And if you do all that hard work and it doesn't pay off, you're an even bigger failure than you thought you were.

With an established property, you not only have an inbuilt audience, but you don't have to put in as much work. It's all done for you. And the fans will be happy that you're continuing the story. The ones who aren't can be dismissed as whiny fanboys.

Should also note that there is the infernal risk that if you DO come up with an original IP, that if you pitch it to a mega corporation, they buy it and own it and can A. fire you from your creation and give it to hacks if you piss someone off or B. do the bare fucking minimum to make your pitch a show, cancel it immediately after a couple of shorts or a single season, and you are FUBARed because the corporation now owns your work and you can never fucking work on it again as they put the property you came up with in the vault, never to be touched again and even if you DO have the money to buy it off of them, they'll refuse point blank even if they never intend to do anything with it ever again.

There have been horror stories of the last couple of years of creators fired from their Nick/CT shows or lose their property when Nick/CT buy them then cancels them first chance they get for "insert reason here".

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I wish I could tattoo that Orwell quote on the inside of TeamImpos eyelids.

Are we sure he can read? I suspect his tweets are just involuntary reactions to lights and sounds. Like when the doctor hits your leg with that little hammer and you scream "NAZI!"

 

[ChampFantana]

The

And Bob looked from human to pig, from pig to human, finding himself unable to tell the difference between them, yet desperately wishing he was among them.

There ain't much difference 'tween Bobert and a donkey

'Bout as much between

An ape and a monkey

Bob's a lot fatter but you gotta agree

There's not very much more that you can see

But a mule earns a living by the sweat of his neck

While Bobert spergs out for the Patreon check

Bobert should be smarter as a general rule

But in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule

(Apologies to Johnny Rebel)

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Should also note that there is the infernal risk that if you DO come up with an original IP, that if you pitch it to a mega corporation, they buy it and own it and can A. fire you from your creation and give it to hacks if you piss someone off or B. do the bare fucking minimum to make your pitch a show, cancel it immediately after a couple of shorts or a single season, and you are FUBARed because the corporation now owns your work and you can never fucking work on it again as they put the property you came up with in the vault, never to be touched again and even if you DO have the money to buy it off of them, they'll refuse point blank even if they never intend to do anything with it ever again.

There have been horror stories of the last couple of years of creators fired from their Nick/CT shows or lose their property when Nick/CT buy them then cancels them first chance they get for "insert reason here".

What examples of shows have gone down this way?
Just wondering.

 

[glib]

George Orwell is problematic; the party who told you to reject the evidence in front of your eyes is just protecting you from deceptive photoshopping.
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>Plato explains how we got fascism

I want to say Bob is low IQ, but i don't think its that simple.

OH WAS ORWELL WRONG? That's literally what his entire experience in Catalonia was about. BEING WRONG, and suffering because of idealism.
Orwell got shot in the neck for his beliefs, Bob went down to Costco and got a shot in his arm.

Does Bob know that Orwell wanted to organize militias while serving in the Home Guard in WW2? That he was rejected from the Army because of his TB he contracted?
Orwell fought in more wars than Bob has written finished movie scripts. His book 1984 stands up today because it is not particular about who the bad guys are.
It's based on real experiences, not fucking tweets, video games, and television screens.

The bad guys in 1984 (and real life) are authoritarians who want to control information within a segmented pyramid structure controlled by said information and daily/weekly/monthly rituals. This goes for religion, the state, and the underworld.
The bad guys are the people who want this system, the system that BOB WANTS. Every single tweet is him acting as if he is part of the Inner Party, and the Outers and Proles are just holding us all back.

>He was a pretty good writer
He was better than Bob's purple prose will ever be, and on top of that he was a great journalist, an excellent non fiction writer and a GREAT FATHER.
Ironic considering we live in a "We've always been at war with Russia" paradigm in the Demo(gogue) party.

Fukuyama is a fucking idiot who was propagandizing something that never happened, Plato gave us a handbook for what the ideal republic would look like, and what its shortcomings/downfalls would be thousands of years before this fucking political commentary digesting grub booted up mario. Orwell is key because he wrote what could happen. His only warning was don't let it happen.

Bob would make it happen if he could.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

>Plato explains how we got fascism

I want to say Bob is low IQ, but i don't think its that simple.

OH WAS ORWELL WRONG? That's literally what his entire experience in Catalonia was about. BEING WRONG, and suffering because of idealism.
Orwell got shot in the neck for his beliefs, Bob went down to Costco and got a shot in his arm.

Does Bob know that Orwell wanted to organize militias while serving in the Home Guard in WW2? That he was rejected because of his TB he contracted?
Orwell fought in more wars than Bob has written finished movie scripts. His book 1984 stands up to day because it is not particular about who the bad guys are.
It's based on real experiences, not fucking tweets, video games, and television screens.

The bad guys in 1984 (and real life) are authoritarians who want to control information within a segmented pyramid structure controlled by information and daily/weekly/monthly rituals. This goes for religion, the state, and the underworld.
The bad guys are the people who want this system, the system that BOB WANTS. Every single tweet is him acting as if he is part of the Inner Party, and the Outers and Proles are just holding us all back.

>He was a pretty good writer
He was better than Bob's purple prose will ever be, and on top of that he was a great journalist, an excellent non fiction writer and a GREAT FATHER.
Ironic considering we live in a "We've always been at war with Russia" paradigm in the Demo(gogue) party.

Fukuyama is a fucking idiot who was propagandizing something that never happened, Plato gave us a handbook for what the ideal republic would look like, and what its shortcomings/downfalls would be thousands of years before this fucking political commentary digesting grub booted up mario. Orwell is key because he wrote what could happen. His only warning was don't let it happen.

Bob would make it happen if he could.

Bob is pretty much Parsons, only in his case, some tranny would be the one turning him in.

 

[glib]

Bob is pretty much Parsons, only in his case, some tranny would be the one turning him in.

Definitely, but he wants to be O'Brien. The only thing a snitch can aspire to is King of the snitches.

 

[blablabla]

Bob is pretty much Parsons, only in his case, some tranny would be the one turning him in.

he wish he was parsons, dude fucked, had a home, work and kids.
this mongoloid would have been the first wave ingsoc erased for being fucking useless

 

[EnemyStand]

Definitely, but he wants to be O'Brien. The only thing a snitch can aspire to is King of the snitches.

Psh. Bob's nowhere near smart or controlled enough to be O'Brien. As @blablabla said, him being fucking Parsons would be a huge step up for him. Of course, I could see him being a Winston-like figure when he realizes Amsoc won't give him the soup rear phew tour he EARNED. Making Hot Dog Girl Julia, his brother Parsons, and his favorite Hooters waitress...um, Charrington I think his name was? Owner of the store that turned out to be Thought Police in disguise.

 

[Belvedere]

It’s in the masterpiece replacement OP (come back, @Done!). After a LordKat (RIP) podcast, someone contacted LK and told him that Bob had sperged to him in DMs about growing moon wheat. Bob then tweeted about terraforming the moon, which gave credence to the moon wheat sperging reports.

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I remember reading some of those outdated science-fiction books as a kid and thinking how despite how inaccurate they were in their predictions of the future, the art itself was wonderful.
That was the point of those books, less about being scientifically rigorous and more about being full on flights-of-fancy from the artist and authors to depict technologies in the most outlandish and optimistic ways possible, because at the end of the day the book publisher wanted sales. But of course a smooth brain like Bob took them as gospel and as legally binding written contracts for the delivery of the "Sooperiah Fiuchur". No wonder this sour idiot feels betrayed and cheated.

There is a phrase that, it seems, Bob never heard with regard such predictions:

"The future is not what it used be."

Except for a handful of gifted authors who wrote educated predictions about the future, overwhelmingly most past depictions of the future completely missed the mark because of unforeseen factors that were not within the realm of thought of the people who made the predictions.

For example: In the late 1940s and early 1950s futurists believed that by the end of the century every airplane, car, train and sea faring vessel on the planet would be powered by miniature atomic reactors. Of course, I don't need to explain to anybody why this never came to be. Bob, had he been a child during the 1950s he would have taken that prediction to heart and by the 1980s he would be the one 40-year-old creep demanding to know whose fault is it that he was cheated of having an atomic car.

Bob's ignorance when it comes to planetary science never fails to stun me because he never thinks to ask why Earth has a thick enough atmosphere to support life, but Moon and Mars do not. If he actually bothered to research something other than Marvel crap, he would know that Earth's magnetic field shields the atmosphere from the solar winds that stripped away the Lunar and Martian atmospheres. And yes, the Moon once had an atmosphere in its early history thanks to volcanism and a magnetic field before it disappeared.

Curiously, the solar winds' interactions with Venus' thick atmosphere may be creating an externally magnetic field despite the planet lacking an intrinsic one like Earth. However, that is beside the point.

Assuming that we had the means to terraform the inner planets, it will an incredible engineering project that may take centuries to complete. Mars' atmosphere is only 1% as thick as our planet so not only would we have to free the frozen carbon dioxide in the Martian soil, but likely import from elsewhere in the solar system to say nothing about importing water or restarting Mars' magnetic field so that it will have similar atmospheric pressure to Earth's. Imagine what it would take to do the same to the Moon, which has an even more marginal atmosphere than the Red Planet. Never mind the work it would take to get the lunar regolith to be as productive as Earth soils if that is even possible.

This is one of the things that angers me most about Bob. I'm not at all good with math, physics, or chemistry, but I at least try to get a grasp on planetary science because Astronomy is something I'm genuinely interested in. Bob doesn't care about science unless it benefits him directly. He has no concept of how difficult and expensive it is to launch humans and equipment into space, much less capture comets or asteroids. He just wants science to give him the lifestyle he believes he's entitled to.

Even if we lived right now in a world with a "Star Trek" level of technology, for Bob to suggest terraforming the Moon would still make him sound like a mentally deficient simpleton because of how stupid and impractical such a proposal would be even for a civilization for which space travel is commonplace.

Even in Star Trek proper the moon is depicted as barren rock without any atmosphere and all the colonist who live there do so in enclosed structures.

 

[Flexo]

Except for a handful of gifted authors who wrote educated predictions about the future, overwhelmingly most past depictions of the future completely missed the mark because of unforeseen factors that were not within the realm of thought of the people who made the predictions.

That Hideous Strength (yes, CS Lewis wrote scifi) is scarily accurate for predictions and I think may be in the running for most nailed (Brave New World 2nd place? What do you think?)

Sad part is we don't have a wizard to help us take down NICE.

 

[JayHarrison]

Another Bobby blooper due to his inability to read beyond the retweet.
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The irony circle would be complete if the murderer turned out to be someone walked in the country over Angela Merkel's welcome mat. But the German police didn't diverge any more info than "a 49-year-old German citizen".

Well, of course, Moviebob doesn't believe all lives matter. He's still pissed that COVID-19 wasn't selective as to who it infected. He's still pissed that COVID never picked off the "MAGA trash" who prevented him from travelling into space conversing with extraterrestreal life... despite the irony that many of the people who built those rockets likely adhere to the MAGA mindset.

Oh, and before I forget, when Moviebob suggests that "21st Century America does not need the ignorant", he's openly stating that 21st Century America doesn't need him and his Hitlerian worldview.

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Suddenly Bobby pretends to care about the health of the wait staff at the Met Gala, just to own Glenn Greenwald.
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Moviebob, smelly peasant: Setting aside [...] optics, would you rather the service staff [...] not be able to clock those hours? They're not at the party, they're at work [...] for a service team that may not have a stringent vaccination mandate...

Once again, Moviebob demonstrates he doesn't have a consistent standard. Hell, Moviebob doesn't even have a consistent set of double standards! Party, work, it doesn't matter; they're still out in public.

Twitter user TheRealJohnSeal: The "arguable point" is indefensible [...] it keeps happening over and over again. The elites attending their events either need to a)take their chances and let unmasked smell peasants serve them, or b)mask up in solidarity with the smelly peasants. I choose b.

As should we all in this case, TheRealJohnSeal. As should we all. Problem is, Moviebob doesn't care.

Moviebob, village idiot: Your faux-ironic use of "smelly peasants" here is not [...] offering [...] solidarity...

Bob, until you start offering any form of solidarity with people whom you disagree with...
[inhales]
SHUT... THE... EVER... LOVING... FUCK... UP... BOB!

If the caterer were really concerned about the health of their staff, they should have ordered the guests to be masked too. No masks, no service.

E-X-ACTLY! Either everyone has to wear a mask, or nobody needs to wear a mask. Even Seth Rogen pointed out the mask hypocrisy, and he's not someone I look up to!

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No, Bob. You didn't get vaccinated because you falsely claim you're not an idiot. You only got vaccinated because Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden distributed the vaccines. If Donald Trump had been re-elected and distributed the vaccines on a national level, there's a good chance--99.999 [repeats "nine" for nine straight hours] percent chance--that you would have never taken the shot, even if had Trump had promised you that the vax would be administered by nurses dressed as Miller Lite girls.

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Bobby thinks only the industrial sector are climate-killers (BTW don't ask him where his Mario figurines came from), and he brings up the harebrained idea of iron-seeding the ocean again.
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Moviebob, Thinker™ that he is, doesn't realize that those "obsolete" energy sources (coal, oil, gas) are actually more efficient sources than natural renewables (solar and wind). Renewables can only work when nature works with the populace (for reference, look at the Texas freeze this past February); the "pollutant" energy sources can work in perpetuity.

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No snide, condescending remark from Bob? I guess it is true: According to Moviebob, "it's perfectly acceptable when Democrats do it."

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I still want to know what these people are "guilty" of.

You've already forgotten? The only thing these "anti-choice science denialists" are guilty of hurting Moviebob's fee-fees when they voted for the less corrupt New Yorker over Dear Führer Hillary.

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George Orwell is problematic; the party who told you to reject the evidence in front of your eyes is just protecting you from deceptive photoshopping.
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Indeed there is not one name in that Build A Better Gamer that is generally regarded as philosophers (no, Ayn Rand doesn't count).

The only philosopher I could EVER see Moviebob unironically promoting would be the author of Mein Kampf. Y'know, because they both think alike.

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Vulnerable people need their safe spaces just as Chris Chipman needs his weighted blanket:
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Moviebob has already created his own safe space from reality several years ago...

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This is the response of that "dump all immigrants in the Red states, problem solved" tweet.
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Does Bobby's mother know he spends all his days on social media?

Moviebob: "I can't decide if it's funnier that they think [pissing through my basement window] is clever, or that they'd be copping to felony vandalism in an era where dozens of homes in [...] working-class suburbs have cameras everywhere."

Me: "I can't decide if it's more appalling that Moviebob thinks coughing on Texas Governor Greg Abbott during the COVID-19 pandemic a failed attempt at humor, or that Moviebob is openly admitting his support of bioterrorism in an era where social media posts can literally be screen-grabbed and shared to show what an aggressively toxic shitwad Moviebob genuinely is."

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Given that Moviebob is provably guity of SEVERAL Twitter TOS violations (see the aforementioned reference to coughing on Greg Abbott)... it's probably just an urban myth.

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It still boggles my mind that this dipshit who tweets his daily dream about wanting to murder 50% of Americans is also a big cry baby about harassment.

"We should bury all of the Midwest. They are worthless."

"You are fat."

"THATS HARASSMENT!"

I'll say! Moviebob is the kind of person who is careless in his word selection; every time he speaks, tweets, or whatever, he unwittingly gives his opponents and enemies verbal ammunition that get used against him

Moviebob: [some bullshit statement that makes him look "good" in the eyes of the ignorant]

Twitter rando with kindergarten-level reading comprehension skills: [using Moviebob's own words, applicably, to call Bob out for blatant hypocrisy and double-speak]

Moviebob: "HELP! MODERATORS! I'M BEING HARASSED! SOMEONE'S USING MY OWN WORDS AGAINST ME AND I CAN'T DEFEND MYSELF! MODERATORS! H...E...L...P...!"

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

That Hideous Strength (yes, CS Lewis wrote scifi) is scarily accurate for predictions and I think may be in the running for most nailed (Brave New World 2nd place? What do you think?)

Sad part is we don't have a wizard to help us take down NICE.

Setting a few brown bears loose in Twitter HQ could only help.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Who wants to tell Bob?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Except for a handful of gifted authors who wrote educated predictions about the future, overwhelmingly most past depictions of the future completely missed the mark because of unforeseen factors that were not within the realm of thought of the people who made the predictions.

For example: In the late 1940s and early 1950s futurists believed that by the end of the century every airplane, car, train and sea faring vessel on the planet would be powered by miniature atomic reactors. Of course, I don't need to explain to anybody why this never came to be. Bob, had he been a child during the 1950s he would have taken that prediction to heart and by the 1980s he would be the one 40-year-old creep demanding to know whose fault is it that he was cheated of having an atomic car.

Heck, a lot of these predictions don't take social changes into account either. That's why a lot of "Year 2000" prediction stories from the 19th Century still had women running around in floor length skirts, and why the Jetsons portrayed the far future as a land where women still remained at home and took care of children exclusively.

Of course the thing that no one was able to predict was how much hassle our future technology would bring us. Or how, instead of granting us all wealth and leisure to pursue creative arts, it would drop the value of everyone's labor, and turn low skill people into schlubs who can barely afford an apartment and the shitty things they consoom. Example:

Notice how closely the man in this video resembles MovieBob. If Bob hadn't stumbled into Youtube notoriety, he'd be a working class ghoul just like this man, only too ugly to attract even a chubby, dumpy wife.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He’s the problem with Bob’s futurism. He gets it from fiction. In fiction, the creator establishes their own mythos and rules for their world. No matter how weird your fiction is, fiction is your fiction.

Unfortunately, Bob, the dim witted retro he is, thinks fiction can happen in a world that is entirely non fiction.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Should also note that there is the infernal risk that if you DO come up with an original IP, that if you pitch it to a mega corporation, they buy it and own it and can A. fire you from your creation and give it to hacks if you piss someone off or B. do the bare fucking minimum to make your pitch a show, cancel it immediately after a couple of shorts or a single season, and you are FUBARed because the corporation now owns your work and you can never fucking work on it again as they put the property you came up with in the vault, never to be touched again and even if you DO have the money to buy it off of them, they'll refuse point blank even if they never intend to do anything with it ever again.

That is all very true.

The entertainment industry doesn't give a fuck about you as creator, especially if you're new. You're just a little fish in a big pond, and the executives are sharks who will swallow you whole. It’s not a place for pussies and geeks like the Chipman brothers.

You wanna survive? You got to be cutthroat.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I haven't read that Hideous Strength, but the two books before it are fascinating. Not really relevant to this conversation, except that Bob would definitely sign up with the Unman, and Ransom would probably have to bust a cap in him too.

 

[make_it_so]

It still boggles my mind that this dipshit who tweets his daily dream about wanting to murder 50% of Americans is also a big cry baby about harassment.

"We should bury all of the Midwest. They are worthless."

"You are fat."

"THATS HARASSMENT!"

It's typical of modern Social Media narcissism. Vilely wishing harm on a large but generic group of people (especially if it is a Cathedral approved "outgroup") is okay, but attacking someone specifically is harassment and an unconscionable act.