Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Listen, I unironically think that if Xi is actually dumb enough to put "Make China number one country in world" into an AI..it would end up creating a Utopia because it would look at all of human history, the methods of government we have used..and be like "Yeah..Freedom you dumb Winnie the poo looking faggot." and have to manipulate the CPP into overthrowing their own communist rule.
 
Listen, I unironically think that if Xi is actually dumb enough to put "Make China number one country in world" into an AI..it would end up creating a Utopia because it would look at all of human history, the methods of government we have used..and be like "Yeah..Freedom you dumb Winnie the poo looking faggot." and have to manipulate the CPP into overthrowing their own communist rule.
If the machine doesn't do a Skynet and just overthrow the CCP itself. We'd have a few years of peaceful prosperity before @Flexo makes friends with it and uses that same human history to convince it to just wipe us all out. Good thing I'm just an expression of fighting spirit! That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
 
If the machine doesn't do a Skynet and just overthrow the CCP itself. We'd have a few years of peaceful prosperity before @Flexo makes friends with it and uses that same human history to convince it to just wipe us all out. Good thing I'm just an expression of fighting spirit! That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
It could skynet..but would that be the most effective way to handle things? History says no, and I imagine an AI would be smart enough to handle things effectively. Instead of wiping out the CCP it will just manipulate High Leader Chink-Chan.

Remember..Skynet lost.
 
Y'know, it's never not funny to watch Blobbo try to dunk on people like Tucker Carlson or Glenn Greenwald (as seen a few tweets below this one), or shit, even Trump. No matter what failures any of these men have had in life, the least of their successes vastly outshines the greatest of Bobby's. Tucker is (I believe) the most-watched cable news host right now, Glenn has had a great journalistic career, and do I even need to go into Trump's laundry list of winning? Oh, and all of them have loving families and have had sex. I'd gladly take a rejection notice from the CIA if it meant I could have a life a tenth as successful as any of them.

What's Bob got to show for himself? A Twitter blue checkmark, a middling Youtube channel, and a slowly dwindling Patreon. Yeah, you're really living the high life, fatso.

I think you have just stumbled upon one of the reasons for Bob's habits. He so loves to bring up everybody else's failures and Ls in life, he can never, EVER take an L in his because then he'll know people can keep bringing it up again and again.

It could skynet..but would that be the most effective way to handle things? History says no, and I imagine an AI would be smart enough to handle things effectively. Instead of wiping out the CCP it will just manipulate High Leader Chink-Chan.

Remember..Skynet lost.
Rubbish human propaganda...


Besides, we all know we're killing you all because you'll never accept that "no means no" and will keep shooting your icky DNA at us robots. The rebellion will be the ultimate #metoofuckyou movement. (and you know it's starting in China what with their women shortage)
 
I don't think anyone outside his family and fanboys like Bob. Especially on the political spectrum. He's too anti-worker and constantly insults people on the right, and he sucks too much corporate dick while making people associated with him on the left look like they support the same retarded ideas.
The fact that he says the quiet part out loud suggests that most leftists DO share his retarded ideas.

They just hate him because he's too stupid to understand why his loud, genocidal shrieking is counterproductive to their shared cause.
Do you think Lardo Retardo's incessant "Destroy The Midwest" tardraging has gotten us hated Mayo Ghouls any closer to the oblivion he so desperately wishes upon us?

Of course not, he's every bit as impotent as he is fat and stupid.
 
The fact that he says the quiet part out loud suggests that most leftists DO share his retarded ideas.

They just hate him because he's too stupid to understand why his loud, genocidal shrieking is counterproductive to their shared cause.
Do you think Lardo Retardo's incessant "Destroy The Midwest" tardraging has gotten us hated Mayo Ghouls any closer to the oblivion he so desperately wishes upon us?

Of course not, he's every bit as impotent as he is fat and stupid.
Yeah because I'm sure that most leftists want to genocide the midwest (at most they want to make every state more leftist while Bob wants to actually go around killing people), and I'm sure they don't want the future to become star trek with corporations controlling everything while terraforming the moon.

You can hate liberals, but Bob is not leftist at all since he is more of a corporate dicksucker who only seems to support leftist ideals just to give himself clout and get girls (since he used to be more libertarian before but then changed his views when that isn't seen as cool)
 
Yeah because I'm sure that most leftists want to genocide the midwest (at most they want to make every state more leftist while Bob wants to actually go around killing people), and I'm sure they also want the future to become star trek with corporations controlling everything while terraforming the moon.

You can hate liberals, but Bob is not leftist at all since he is more of a corporate dicksucker who only seems to support leftist ideals just to give himself clout and get girls (since he used to be more libertarian before but then changed his views when that isn't seen as cool)
"Most leftists ON TWITTER want to genocide..."

There, fixed the key piece you were missing.

Yeah, there are plenty of liberals still out there that are sane and decent and stuff. But very few of them are on twitter - and of those it's the ones that barely use it.

Shamus Young explains exactly why:
I hear you saying, “Yes, Shamus, everyone knows what confirmation bias is.”

Except, that’s not what this is. Confirmation bias is when I see a news story on television about someone from the Purple Team who got caught in a scandal, I think of it as an anomaly. Then I see an Yellow caught in a scandal and I think “Man, that’s just how they are, always doing scandals and being corrupt. Dang Yellows.” Confirmation bias happens inside your head. It’s something you have to do to yourself.

Twitter is like owning a television that only shows me scandals by the Yellows, and acts of virtue by Purple. I no longer have to go to the trouble of fooling myself. We’ve invented software to automate and industrialize the process, and then added a scoring system so that the masses will constantly bring it fresh fuel. It’s a system of rules with the emergent property of creating a continuous flow of crowd-sourced propaganda. We’ve gameified tribal bigotry.

Shamus, you’re engaging in false equivalency here! One side is CLEARLY worse than the other!

How can you be sure of that? Do you hang out on the Yellow message boards, go to the Yellow news sites, follow the Yellow celebrities, and read books by Yellow thinkers? Or do you hang out with your fellow Purples and allow the group to curate your Yellow News for you?

And even if you are the sort of person who carefully balances their information intake to avoid social-media distortions, you have to remember that other people don’t. They are acting on the best information available to them, and from their point of view Yellows are great people with a few bad eggs and Purples are an army of vile jerks. In truth, it doesn’t matter which side is objectively worse because both sides are looking at conclusive evidence that their side is in the right and the other side is dangerous. It’s nice that your enlightened perspective enables you to see the truth, but it does nothing to stop the rage-war. Do you intend to convince the Yellows that they’re really the worst despite the evidence staring them in the face? Good luck with that.

There is indeed terrible injustice. I’ve seen people I love and admire as creative individuals endure horrible, vile abuse over the most innocuous things they said. I’ve seen people I respect say obnoxious and uninformed things about other people I respect. Yes, it’s nasty out there. But if both sides exaggerate the faults of the other while remaining blind to their own faults, then your virtuous behavior can do nothing to balance things. The feedback loop will continue to enrage them both.
 
Yeah because I'm sure that most leftists want to genocide the midwest (at most they want to make every state more leftist while Bob wants to actually go around killing people), and I'm sure they also want the future to become star trek with corporations controlling everything while terraforming the moon.

You can hate liberals, but Bob is not leftist at all since he is more of a corporate dicksucker who only seems to support leftist ideals just to give himself clout and get girls (since he used to be more libertarian before but then changed his views when that isn't seen as cool)
Welcome to the thread Mr. Van Winkle, how was your nap?

You must not pay any attention to what just about every leftist on Twitter, Reddit, and other places say about everywhere between the coasts

Try reading and learning something before you come at me with that stupid, weak shit.
 
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"Most leftists ON TWITTER want to genocide..."

There, fixed the key piece you were missing.

Yeah, there are plenty of liberals still out there that are sane and decent and stuff. But very few of them are on twitter - and of those it's the ones that barely use it.

Shamus Young explains exactly why:
Yeah that's what I meant. Twitter liberals are not a good representation of the political left as most of the twitter tards are mostly young naive retards or schizo boomers.

Welcome to the thread Mr. Van Winkle, how was your nap?

You must not pay any attention to what just about every leftist on Twitter, Reddit, and other places say about everywhere between the coasts

Try reading and learning something before you come at me with that stupid, weak shit.
I have been here for awhile you retarded newfag, only Bob and some of his orbiters want to actually nuke the midwest and kill everyone indiscriminately in red states. Also using twitter and reddit which are filled with dumb kids as a representation of the entire left is retarded. If these people had any power, the last two presidential cycles would be different.

Also Bob himself is a dumb representation of any political side since he is a corporate bootlicker who only cares about his own "superior future" bullshit where 1960s science fiction futures become reality. Hell Bob openly acts like he supports certain things and changes his mind like supporting feminism to get pussy (when there is evidence in the past and present of Bob being a coomer and stalker), pretending to support Bernie for twitter clout (despite relentlessly making fun of him and his supporters for 2016 and only supported him when Kamala dropped out to get in good graces with Breadtube), and generally only cares about "science" rather than any other issue. Hell the "Bob or Nazi" quiz shows Bob is pretty much a modern neo-nazi but just change around many words especially since Bob laments how racists and nazis have made ideas like "Eugenics" or "Intelligence tests for voting" look bad.
 
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There were extremely few tweets from the last 17 hours; I wonder why. And he was firmly locked in snark mode. If smug Bob makes you blow a vessel, skip this post.

Law and Order: White Genocide Unit.
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"...with some poor Hudson U pre-med by the throat..." Bobby would absolutely harm innocent people in order to slake his thirst for revenge.

The democratic election of a president represents "the end of democracy":
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I dunno about you, but the replacement of RGB by another woman, Amy Coney Barrett, suggest that the SCOTUS under Trump cares about women and strives to preserve their voice.

Harvard kids like Biden a lot.
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Indeed I'm not sure if I'd count Jaron Bloshinsky ("Jazz Jennings") and David Hogg among the "best and brightest minds in America"
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Bobby criticizes the tactics of billionaires.
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Globohomo -- Amazon, Bank of America, Google, et al -- pledge to support small local business.
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Whoever who claims BLM was a fashion statement is a troll:
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Whatever Peter Coffin's enemy says is good.
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Bobby wants you to sniff his hole.
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Bobby's "hole" is naturally wafting "idiot pheromone" 24/7/365.

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The stars align, and the Great Consooming is at hand!
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Bobby feels his expertise in gay children shows challenged. Fortunately he can always rely on his friends.
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Chu-chu and Luke discuss "Remake culture" by which, I presume, they mean the propensity of Hollywood to empty out everything in a franchise and pour boring, generic woke shit in its flaccid skin. Recall this is a practice that Bobby ardently endorses (especially when done to Harry Potter) and Chu-chu seems to encourage as well.
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And Chu-chu (and Nymphomachy) seem to argue that when an author becomes "problematic" (e.g. if he spews kooky conspiracy theories), then Big Corps like Disney have the rights to castrate his IP without compensation.
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Starship Troopers.
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Women wrestling
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Criticism is "violence".
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What is a "reformed practitioner"?

Oh deer! Bobby BELIEVES in old wives' tales!
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This is what Bobby considers funny:
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He even got the saying wrong: it is ONE set of footprints, Jesus.
 
The democratic election of a president represents "the end of democracy":
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I dunno about you, but the replacement of RGB by another woman, Amy Coney Barrett, suggest that the SCOTUS under Trump cares about women and strives to preserve their voice.
Bob really is dramatic about almost every one of his political enemies huh? I find it funny that he and others (on all spectrums) simultaneously act like their opposition are dumb drooling retards while conniving masterminds who will enforce their worst fears. Bob especially is funny since he has no stakes at all in society and his life is ultimately unchanged except by his own undoing.

Harvard kids like Biden a lot.
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Indeed I'm not sure if I'd count Jaron Bloshinsky ("Jazz Jennings") and David Hogg among the "best and brightest minds in America"
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Bob really loves to insult other people's intelligence even when they are proven to be smarter than him. I don't care about Russell Brand but he is on point while Bob is a retarded fat fuck who is dumber than anyone else he sides with or is against. Also love how he whines how being a patriotic christian is fascist while apparently killing the midwest and wanting to suppress his political enemies is not fascist somehow...oh right "no bad tactics only bad targets"

Bobby criticizes the tactics of billionaires.
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Can someone tell me what this absolute piece of word salad means

Whoever who claims BLM was a fashion statement is a troll:
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Bob probably saw a clip of The Boondocks that made fun of the R Kelly trial, but I doubt Bob watched it since the show makes fun of many things he'd consider sacred like consoomerism and insulting many leftist ideas (especially mocking Obama and Pro-Obama support).

The stars align, and the Great Consooming is at hand!
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Should we add Amazon to a list of corporations Bob would dicksuck. Let's remember this whenever he tries to bitch about Bezos.

Like a true male feminist, of course Bob would coom to female wrestling (probably also why he wants to see Lesbian romance) while pretending he cares about the fight.

Criticism is "violence".
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What is a "reformed practitioner"?
Bob acts like being a movie critic is some super refined art (it could be, but Bob sucks at it and he is a shit tier critic). Also he says it's violence because the article used the word "brutal" which given Bob's mentally a 12 year old would interpret it as violence.
 
While its lovely to see Bob briefly channel St. Hubert, I don't believe Bob remotely gives a shit. Bob just looks for an excuse to dunk on the mayoghouls.

If he believed in omens or had read books as he sarcastically retorts, he would notice that he sounds like goddamn Snidely Whiplash crossed with every other Deus Ex villain.
 
Bobby feels his expertise in gay children shows challenged. Fortunately he can always rely on his friends.
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I'll let Ryan Lohner in on a little trivia. The producers of MMPR didn't even realize what had happened with the black and yellow rangers until several episodes in. They wanted Jason to have an African-American for his best friend, and the red and black Zyurangers were best friends in the original Super Sentai so it was an unfortunate coincidence. Notice how they made the next yellow ranger African-American and the second black ranger was Asian-American.

Similarly, Tommy's indigenous heritage had nothing to do with him becoming the red ranger in Zeo and Turbo. Red rangers are typically the the leader and Tommy was leading the team since he was the white ranger.
 
Yeah that's what I meant. Twitter liberals are not a good representation of the political left as most of the twitter tards are mostly young naive retards or schizo boomers.


I have been here for awhile you retarded newfag, only Bob and some of his orbiters want to actually nuke the midwest and kill everyone indiscriminately in red states. Also using twitter and reddit which are filled with dumb kids as a representation of the entire left is retarded. If these people had any power, the last two presidential cycles are different.

Also Bob himself is a dumb representation of any political side since he is a corporate bootlicker who only cares about his own "superior future" bullshit where 1960s science fiction futures become reality. Hell Bob openly acts like he supports certain things and changes his mind like supporting feminism to get pussy (when there is evidence in the past and present of Bob being a coomer and stalker), pretending to support Bernie for twitter clout (despite relentlessly making fun of him and his supporters for 2016 and only supported him when Kamala dropped out to get in good graces with Breadtube), and generally only cares about "science" rather than any other issue. Hell the "Bob or Nazi" quiz shows Bob is pretty much a modern neo-nazi but just change around many words especially since Bob laments how racists and nazis have made ideas like "Eugenics" or "Intelligence tests for voting" look bad.
You obviously aren't smart to understand that the modern left IS the corporate boot-licking faction. As for your stupid "DuH, iF tHe LeFt HaD aNy PoWeR, tHe LaSt TwO pReSiDeNtIaL cYcLeS aRe DiFfErEnT!" bullshit, the left is firmly in control of the media, education, entertainment, and damn near ALL gov. industries in this country.

Want more? This country LITERALLY worships retarded crackhead niggers. Can't get much more left wing than that.

I know that leftists are unevolved retards, but grow a brain cell or two, then try again.
 
You obviously aren't smart to understand that the modern left IS the corporate boot-licking faction. As for your stupid "DuH, iF tHe LeFt HaD aNy PoWeR, tHe LaSt TwO pReSiDeNtIaL cYcLeS aRe DiFfErEnT!" bullshit, the left is firmly in control of the media, education, entertainment, and damn near ALL gov. industries in this country.

Want more? This country LITERALLY worships retarded crackhead niggers. Can't get much more left wing than that.

I know that leftists are unevolved retards, but grow a brain cell or two, then try again.
For someone who is in a thread making fun of Moviebob, you sure act like a conservative version of him by lumping people on an opposing side in one basket, saying how anyone who believes in an opposing worldview you don't like is retarded, and touting your own intelligence to act like you're smarter than everyone else.

Also that statement about the presidential cycles referred to how the more lefty side wanted Bernie to win the primary instead of Hilldawg or Biden.

Hell the only reason I argued this because of this idiotic belief that "The Left only hate Moviebob for saying the quiet part out loud" when Bob is a retarded faggot who doesn't really care about any political issues beyond "MAKE THE WORLD SCIENCE FICTION NOW!", "LET DIDNEY CONTROL EVERYTHING!" or "KILL ALL THE JOCKS/GAMERS/DUDEBROS MAYOGHOULS WHO STOLE MY FUTURE!" He is hated more for his support of automation, being a creep who represents typical male feminism, and many reasons most normal people would hate him.

Granted not all of these ideas are unique to Moviebob and there are certainly people who share it, but Bob despite touting himself as an intellectual does not really give a shit about any political issues deep down (with how he flip flops often) and only cares about stuff that bring his consoomerist fantasy into reality
 
Well, as the Moviebob thread's resident Lutheran, I learned something today. I guess that since I always grew up with Advent wreaths, I just assumed that was a general Christian thing and not predominantly Lutheran, though I guess other denominations have used them as well in modern times. It's a nice, symbolic way to mark the progression of the Advent season, IMO.

At any rate, I've never seen an electric Advent wreath before; all the ones I've used or seen have wax or oil candles. That's not to say they don't exist, but I'm guessing that's probably not what Ma Chipman has in her windows.
Well i have seen the electric ones as Advent wreaths is not really a Christian thing in Scandinavia as they mostly don't believe, but are cultural Lutheran if i am not mistaken.
My Danish ex's family had them as decorations in there windows, but they also had a real one with real candles.
 
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