Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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I love when Robert thinks he's got this epic based joke and he spends three tweets on it and it makes no sense and then one of his braindead followers spends one sentence on what the obvious punchline should have been.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I love when Robert thinks he's got this epic based joke and he spends three tweets on it and it makes no sense and then one of his braindead followers spends one sentence on what the obvious punchline should have been.

It reminds me of when many lolcows try to be funny and it fails miserably, it's really pathetic how they all suck at creating jokes on their own.

 

[Positron]

It reminds me of when many lolcows try to be funny and it fails miserably, it's really pathetic how they all suck at creating jokes on their own.

It is really bizarre. Take for example:

This man really does seethe 24/7

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"If you don't remember abuse at school, it is because first-person POV is the mother of all filters."
Instead of "If you don't remember abuse at school, it is because you were the abuser."

Bobby's version is neither subtle, witty, or accurate (both the bullied and the bully have "first-person POV"); the only thing he does is to waste a little bit more of your brain power and annoys you. Bobby rejects the direct and impactful, and opts for the convoluted and obtuse, which is even more puzzling considers he subsists on a diet of Whedonesque quips.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It is really bizarre. Take for example:

"If you don't remember abuse at school, it is because first-person POV is the mother of all filters."
Instead of "If you don't remember abuse at school, it is because you were the abuser."

Bobby's version is neither subtle, witty, or accurate (both the bullied and the bully have "first-person POV"); the only thing he does is to waste a little bit more of your brain power and annoys you. Bobby rejects the direct and impactful, and opts for the convoluted and obtuse, which is even more puzzling considers he subsists on a diet of Whedonesque quips.

I think Bob likes to do this word salad given how obsessed he is about trying to look smarter than everyone else even if it is really autistic

 

[ditto]

I think Bob likes to do this word salad given how obsessed he is about trying to look smarter than everyone else even if it is really autistic

Has anyone done a histogram of the words in Bob's tweets? Removing his dumb neologisms I bet he's not as perspicacious as he thinks.

 

[JayHarrison]

There were extremely few tweets from the last 17 hours; I wonder why. And he was firmly locked in snark mode. If smug Bob makes you blow a vessel, skip this post.

Smug Moviebob doesn't piss me off so much as Misanthorpic Moviebob.

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Law and Order: White Genocide Unit.
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"...with some poor Hudson U pre-med by the throat..." Bobby would absolutely harm innocent people in order to slake his thirst for revenge.

Remember: This is Bob "No Bad Tactics" Chipman we're talking about.

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The democratic election of a president represents "the end of democracy":
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I dunno about you, but the replacement of RGB by another woman, Amy Coney Barrett, suggest that the SCOTUS under Trump cares about women and strives to preserve their voice.

Unlike Eugenics Bob.

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Harvard kids like Biden a lot.
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These who lose the Ivy League also those who save several thousand dollars' worth of education costs.

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Indeed I'm not sure if I'd count Jaron Bloshinsky ("Jazz Jennings") and David Hogg among the "best and brightest minds in America"
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We know Moviebob is DEFINITELY not among the best and brightest in America. In fact, he doesn't live within several thousand miles of America's best and brightest.

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Yet Russell Brand's dumbest is still more intelligent than Moviebob's smartest.

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Bobby criticizes the tactics of billionaires.
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Moviebob as an RPG character:

• Alignment: Chaotic Evil (natch)
• Level: Max
• Wisdom: No
• Intelligence: LOL!
• Charisma: Minus infinity
• Other: Allergic to sunlight; easily angered; selfish and opportunistic

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????

This is actually a reference to the animated Boondocks series (based upon the Aaron McGruder comic strip of the same name) that ran on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block.

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Whatever Peter Coffin's enemy says is good.
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I say in response, "the enemy of Moviebob is my friend".

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Bobby wants you to sniff his hole.
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Bobby's "hole" is naturally wafting "idiot pheromone" 24/7/365.

I can easily see Moviebob falling into his own trap here.

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Criticism is "violence".
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What is a "reformed practitioner"?

OOH! I have "Condoning Violent Behavior" on my Moviebob Bingo card tonight!

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This man really does seethe 24/7

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No. He does occasionally go to bed.

It is really bizarre. Take for example:

"If you don't remember abuse at school, it is because first-person POV is the mother of all filters."
Instead of "If you don't remember abuse at school, it is because you were the abuser."

Bobby's version is neither subtle, witty, or accurate (both the bullied and the bully have "first-person POV"); the only thing he does is to waste a little bit more of your brain power and annoys you. Bobby rejects the direct and impactful, and opts for the convoluted and obtuse, which is even more puzzling considers he subsists on a diet of Whedonesque quips.

Moviebob's statements are not subtle, because he is always saying the loud parts loud and the quiet parts even loud. Moviebob's statements are not witty because, as Shakespeare once said, "brevity is the soul of wit"... and they're more malicious than humorous. Moviebob's statements are not accurate, because he doesn't pay attention to facts that might undermine his dark, sadistic, Hitlerian worldview.

 

[ChampFantana]

For someone who is in a thread making fun of Moviebob, you sure act like a conservative version of him by lumping people on an opposing side in one basket, saying how anyone who believes in an opposing worldview you don't like is retarded, and touting your own intelligence to act like you're smarter than everyone else.

Also that statement about the presidential cycles referred to how the more lefty side wanted Bernie to win the primary instead of Hilldawg or Biden.

Hell the only reason I argued this because of this idiotic belief that "The Left only hate Moviebob for saying the quiet part out loud" when Bob is a retarded faggot who doesn't really care about any political issues beyond "MAKE THE WORLD SCIENCE FICTION NOW!", "LET DIDNEY CONTROL EVERYTHING!" or "KILL ALL THE JOCKS/GAMERS/DUDEBROS MAYOGHOULS WHO STOLE MY FUTURE!" He is hated more for his support of automation, being a creep who represents typical male feminism, and many reasons most normal people would hate him.

Granted not all of these ideas are unique to Moviebob and there are certainly people who share it, but Bob despite touting himself as an intellectual does not really give a shit about any political issues deep down (with how he flip flops often) and only cares about stuff that bring his consoomerist fantasy into reality

I said nothing at all about my own intelligence or lack thereof. And again, you are listing the reasons YOU hate Boob and projecting them onto the left at large. Yet you take issue with ME saying something as benign as "leftists are unevolved retards?" Thanks for proving my point for me.

 

[Koby_Fish]

not only did he want it, he wrote it

my word. I've read some exceptionally autistic fanfic in my lifetime, but ye gods, Bob's Care Bears fanfic right there, takes the cake in sheer WTFery. A G1 Transformers/Masters of the Universe (1985) crossover would make more sense, FFS. The robot chicken parody of Care-A-Lot turning genocidal against the Care Bear Cousins made more sense. I've seen godawful random fanfic on fanfiction.net that made more sense.

"Rip off Batman TAS without telling us you're ripping off Batman TAS".

The only way it even makes a lick of sense, is if it was an Andrew Dobson origin story.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"...with some poor Hudson U pre-med by the throat..." Bobby would absolutely harm innocent people in order to slake his thirst for revenge.

Hey now, did this pre-med student ever try to use his superior medical knowledge to poison Drumpf or turn Barron into a sterile vegetable? No? Then he's not innocent and should be thankful he gets away with just a bruised larynx.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Tronathon242]

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This guy has more duds than morning radio. It's really uncanny.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Moviebob as an RPG character:

• Alignment: Chaotic Evil (natch)
• Level: Max
• Wisdom: No
• Intelligence: LOL!
• Charisma: Minus infinity
• Other: Allergic to sunlight; easily angered; selfish and opportunistic

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Spoiler

Roll 'em!

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Funny, I thought I would have heard of a jury ruling about nigger moments.

I guess Raffi Cavoukian here doesn't know much about kids, as the same argument works for them. The parent who hasn't had that "I can't carry you anymore" talk with their kid either only has infants or lost their children young. Wow, it'd be quite embarrassing if Mr. Cavoukian worked with children in some context, like he was a well-known Canadian children's entertainer and political advocate.

(Bob's nonsensical comment aside, what the hell is he doing following or otherwise paying attention to a Canadian children's entertainer on Twitter?)


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A G1 Transformers/Masters of the Universe (1985) crossover would make more sense, FFS.

TBH I'd totally read that but only if it somehow worked in the fact that She-Ra took a potshot at the Transformers in one episode.

He-Man: "My sister told me about how evil all transforming robots are." (Brandishes sword.)
Optimus Prime: "Sorry, what?"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

But he's right. On the global scale something like 60% of America is in the top 10%. Americans fighting over "the elite" looks to the rest of the world the way Warren Buffet bitching about Jeff Bezos would look to us.

You know Mississippi, the poorest state in the US? The state that makes people say "well, this might be bad, but thank God for Mississippi"? The average wage in Mississippi is the same as the average wage here in Bongland. You Yanks really don't realise how good you have it.

 

[Wormy]

You know Mississippi, the poorest state in the US? The state that makes people say "well, this might be bad, but thank God for Mississippi"? The average wage in Mississippi is the same as the average wage here in Bongland. You Yanks really don't realise how good you have it.

Mississipi isn't the worst though.

Rural Kentucky. THAT'S the worst place, and it's got the metrics to prove it. Anyone who's gone there would use that in their comparisons instead of Ol' Miss.

 

[Koby_Fish]

This guy has more duds than morning radio. It's really uncanny.

Morning radio (depending on where you are I guess) is actually funny compared to Bob.

Funny, I thought I would have heard of a jury ruling about nigger moments.


I guess Raffi Cavoukian here doesn't know much about kids, as the same argument works for them. The parent who hasn't had that "I can't carry you anymore" talk with their kid either only has infants or lost their children young. Wow, it'd be quite embarrassing if Mr. Cavoukian worked with children in some context, like he was a well-known Canadian children's entertainer and political advocate.

(Bob's nonsensical comment aside, what the hell is he doing following or otherwise paying attention to a Canadian children's entertainer on Twitter?)


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TBH I'd totally read that but only if it somehow worked in the fact that She-Ra took a potshot at the Transformers in one episode.

He-Man: "My sister told me about how evil all transforming robots are." (Brandishes sword.)
Optimus Prime: "Sorry, what?"

I think that was supposed to be about the R. Kelly verdict, if I'm not mistaken? But I'm unsure of which Boondocks episode Bob is thinking of/referencing.

Raffi's so famous that the Simpsons parodied him, so I'm not surprised that Bob's heard of him. Bob's exceptional take is basically a big dog can carry YOU ("Those times of one set of footprints was when I carried you"). Well maybe if one had a St. Bernard, Irish Wolfhound, Newfoundland (my longtime neighbors had one in the 70s, that thing was fucking HUGE), or some other canid monstrosity, but even then, I doubt even my neighbors' Newfie (RIP) could carry Bob. Because Bob is Fat.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure those pot shots were during the christmas special - Swift Wind comments, "They are changing into other forms. What evil robots." and She-ra says, "Very evil, and very dangerous. They're called the Monstroids." and then proceeds to relate how their little friends/Autobot Expies-Captain Ersatz The Manchines told her about them.

 

[TowinKarz]

The concept of "working" or "sled" dogs is just such a fookin' HUGE brain concept that even the resident Galaxy-Brain of the Internet can't see the need for them.....

Also, by that logic, why do people care for horses? You can't carry them around......

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You know Mississippi, the poorest state in the US? The state that makes people say "well, this might be bad, but thank God for Mississippi"? The average wage in Mississippi is the same as the average wage here in Bongland. You Yanks really don't realise how good you have it.

Ahkshually, no. Mississippians make more than Britbongs.

Average wage in Britain is 29,600 pounds (sauce); in dollars, that's $39,771.15.

Average wage in Mississippi (as of 2020) is $41,600 (sauce).

So, financially, things still work out in the Colonies' favor. But we're still stuck with Moviebob.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Raffi's so famous that the Simpsons parodied him, so I'm not surprised that Bob's heard of him. Bob's exceptional take is basically a big dog can carry YOU ("Those times of one set of footprints was when I carried you").

Is that what his take was? I honestly thought it was "Hello person. People that Believe in SkyDad are dubm. I smrt."

 

[LiquidKid]

I’ll admit to having always hated Chris Pratt even back when he first came on the scene, he’s always been the stereotypical douchey white jock and there’s never been a movie I could tolerate him in…

that said my moment of distaste was immediately washed away when I thought about Bob’s reaction. This is a Sonic’s blue arms all over again and I can’t wait for the first trailer to drop.

And miyamoto himself claimed mario “talks a lot in the movie” so I’m begging for mario to say some memes or something that will make Bob seethe.

I’m calling it now, mario will be playing a video game and hear someone say “Mamma Mia!” Only to retort with “that’s stupid, I wouldn’t be caught dead saying that.”