Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oh Long Johnson]

One thing that makes me laugh at Moviebob is how he always justify all the cruel shit he says/does by using highschool bullying as an analogy as though being cruel to "cruel people" (aka anyone to the right of Bob) is the same as standing up to school bullies.

It gets dumber when Bob himself was a highschool bully and I doubt he bullied any of his bullies but one of the mentally ill people that nowadays he'd pretend to care about or justify bullying them if they support things he doesn't like.

Now fuck I can easily see Bob bully autistic kids who like Sonic.

Bob doesn't care if they're to the right or not.

Democrats holding up a bill he hasn't read? Render them into fertilizer so we can rewild Newark.

Ball kicker Pete? He called Bob an ignorant dickhead. He should be flayed and his skin used to make Ocasio-Cortez's next ball gown.

Gay homo Greenwald? Not following the party line like a good, little faggot. His adopted children should be taken and given to troons as playmates/chew toys.

Bobby don't give a shit. All he cares about is if he likes someone or not - whether they directly or indirectly satisfy his self interests.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob doesn't care if they're to the right or not.

Democrats holding up a bill he hasn't read? Render them into fertilizer so we can rewild Newark.

Ball kicker Pete? He called Bob an ignorant dickhead. He should be flayed and his skin used to make Ocasio-Cortez's next ball gown.

Gay homo Greenwald? Not following the party line like a good, little faggot. His adopted children should be taken and given to troons as playmates/chew toys.

Bobby don't give a shit. All he cares about is if he likes someone or not - whether they directly or indirectly satisfy his self interests.

Yep and if it's popular to the social circles he tries to get into since he was a libertarian atheist and now he's a social justice atheist so he can get pussy and because all the stupid jocks from school vote red

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

For the love of- he has NOT published 7 books. He has had ONE book put through a publisher which is Brick by Brick. The rest are collections of shit he has already put online for free and all of those are self published through Amazon. So yeah not a lot of overhead with those.

What does he mean by "My last two broadcast credits both blew past a million view within days"? Does he mean when he "worked" with MattPatt or Screen Rants or whoever the hell it was before they too yeeted him? It sure as shit ain't his own "broadcasts". The 30k first week is incredibly generous too.

That was taken right now. I don't even think all of them add up to a million. I'm dubious of the 30k claim but am to lazy/dumb to do the full math. For comparison and fun, here's Nostalgia Critic's videos.

Is it fair to compare them because Bob only has 133k subs and Channel Awesome has 1.26m subs? I say yes because if you look a the top right corner of the Nostalgia Critic screenshot Doug did a review of Cinderella 3 which NO ONE should care about and it still somehow got 245k views. There's also that Bob has about a tenth of subs that Doug has and they roughly have the same amount of views, some better and some worse, when you adjust it. I don't know if that says something worse about Doug or Bob.

And because I am a jackass, here's RLM

As you can see, I watch their stuff and so do a metric ass tonne of other people.

Keep bragging about them numbers and metrics, o Lord of Lynn. You're sure to impress your toadies.

 

[Mr Snek]

For the love of- he has NOT published 7 books. He has had ONE book put through a publisher which is Brick by Brick. The rest are collections of shit he has already put online for free and all of those are self published through Amazon. So yeah not a lot of overhead with those.

What does he mean by "My last two broadcast credits both blew past a million view within days"? Does he mean when he "worked" with MattPatt or Screen Rants or whoever the hell it was before they too yeeted him? It sure as shit ain't his own "broadcasts". The 30k first week is incredibly generous too.
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Those are some sad numbers. Based on what I know about youtube numbers and the relationship between views and subscribers, it wouldn't surprise me if only about 30k to 40k of Bobs subscribers are active. Considering the head start he had on the competition he could easily have had videos breaking a million views on the regular, if he hadn't fucked it up so badly.

 

[The Valeyard]

What does he mean by "My last two broadcast credits both blew past a million view within days"? Does he mean when he "worked" with MattPatt or Screen Rants or whoever the hell it was before they too yeeted him? It sure as shit ain't his own "broadcasts". The 30k first week is incredibly generous too.

Yeah, he's taking credit for MatPat's videos even though the audience doesn't care who contributed to them.


Bob was a writer for the Spider-Man: No Way Home video, and a researcher on The Matrix Resurrections video.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yeah, he's taking credit for MatPat's videos even though the audience doesn't care who contributed to them.
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Bob was a writer for the Spider-Man: No Way Home video, and a researcher on The Matrix Resurrections video.

The funny part is that Matpat probably only hired Bob because he was a geek who watched movies all day the same reason Matpat hired Mother's Basement for stuff.

Like I can get why you want to be proud for contributing to someone more famous but Bob acts like he is more important than he really is to Matpat's team

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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I've rarely seen gay people stanning as hard for LGBT stuff as Chris does. Chris looks like he could be a bear in denial, (or at least the kind of person who'd try to talk his wife into having a threesome with the burly next door neighbor who picks up his daily newspaper wearing nothing but a towel.) That's just wild, unsubstantiated speculation, though.

A quick look at the SF website tells me that the Salem Horror Fest will be lame as hell - filled with Wanna-Blessed-Be Wiccans who think that trooning out will give them magical Mother Earth powers. Also a lot of political bullshit about why horror movies need to be even woker and more insufferable than they currently are.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I've said this before, but I will happily dance on Bob Chipman's grave.

Only his.

He's a such a unique brand of repugnant, even among lolcows.

 

[JayHarrison]

...I'm curious what Bob's idea of a horror movie will be

Donald Trump winning a 538-0 electoral blowout against whoever the Democrats run in 2024.

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If you miss our old friend TeamImpossible, you'll see a lot of him in this update, but first...
Bobby discriminates against the children borne out of incest:
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I don't think Moviebob understands that there are innumerable Midwesterners who have married people outside their own family. Then again, Moviebob will never know the pleasure of marriage--not that he should.

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Someone offers an reality check about Utah:
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Reminds me of the common tranny repartee: "Why are you offended when I said 'die cis scum'? I'm not talking about all cis people. If you feel offended then maybe you're just a cis scum!"

I live in California, and California already has too much political power as it currently stands.

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ShoelessJoeJackson is to be piled on and unpersoned by Bobby's cronies, as we'll see presently.

Thus spoke Moviebob, the paragon of banallly useless evil.

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Bobby cannot comprehend someone who has ticked all the progressive box would vote Trump in a heartbeat, and it seems TeamImpossible got a shinny [sic] new account again:
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After I see the Twitter handle the_moviebob, I know his political rebuttals can be perfectly summarized in this single syllable (source video, which is NOT a part of Bob's official channel)...

SPONTANEOUS VOMIT WARNING!

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Biden's redhead doll demands "solutions" about the border problem, when solutions are, as Bob Dylan wrote, blowing in the wind.
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I can't figure out what do Employment Laws have anything to do with Kill Bill vol. 1.

Neither do I... but I openly admit to having never seen either of the Kill Bill films.

For some positivity, however, both awstar11 and SBooneShafer have the correct ideas.

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Bears repeating because it's true: Racist Moviebob is racist.

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Someone famous noticed Bobby!
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Adams's question makes no sense. Firstly, approved medication has been properly researched, many have been on the market for more than 5 years. Few if any medication has [sic] the same "risk profile" (i.e. literally unknown long-term risk) as the covid vaccine. Second, we make a decision to take a drug on an individual basis; we may accept a higher risk in exchange of a bigger benefit. The problem with the covid vaccine is that people aren't buying the purported benefit.

I'd still rather listen to Scott Adams than ever listen to Moviebob.

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If this Bostonian Benito's featured contributions (including any combination of narration, on-screen time, and/or writing credit) have amassed a 4,000,000 clicks from his acoly... er, fans, I fear humanity's future is not looking particularly good.

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Bobby expounds on his Philosophy of Cruelty.
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Saeed Jones, author: I hate what we're doing to each other. 18 months in, and [...] the pandemic--and the protracted, coslty selfishness that seems rampant--has pushed me to a point of cruelty I didn't know I had in me. I'm anry [...] sad and bitter. This isn't who I want to be.

I, too, hate what this pandemic has done to so many people, and I hate that so many people are taking pleasure in the other side's misery. What's really pissing me off is that so many people adopt this "you comply with me or you don't deserve my sympathy" mentality.

Speaking of people with the "you comply or you don't deserve my sympathy" mentality...

Moviebob, authoritarian: Just as you cannot "bully" a bully, you cannot do "cruelty" to the cruel.

More free verbal ammunition from Moviebob to use against Moviebob: Since Moviebob has no problems condoning the bullying of people and acting cruel toward those he sees as his "inferiors", it is no longer possible to bully nor and cruel toward Moviebob as per his own words.

Saeed Jones -- but not Bobby -- got picked up by Glenn Greenwald:
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Honest question: When was the last time Moviebob demonstrated empathy? Or intelligence? Or decency? Or general human worth? (I should have pluralized question.)

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Consequences, consequences.
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But if Trumpsters aren't people, why do you want to vaccinate them? It doesn't as if there were campaigns to get [America's black population*] vaccinated does it?

*Even when quoting, I won't include any racial slurs in any of my posts.

Hey, Moviebob:

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Pity poor Bobby, he suffers more than you do!
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"I don't give a damn what you think" is one of the few statements that Moviebob actively adheres to. Seems fitting, because nobody intelligent gives a flying fuck what Moviebob thinks... because Moviebob CAN'T think.

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Once again Bobby fantasizes seizing children from their conservative parents to be raised in rainbow commodes (I mean communes). Your queer mommy can give you more than vaccines... much more.
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"We can [...] correct this error."

As I say in my best Ronald Reagan voice, "Twitter, tear down Moviebob's account!"

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Pure non sequitur. Is he saying that the Democrats, unlike the pandemic, don't exist?
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Politibunny (whom I follow on Twitter) is correct; it's not aided by the fact that certain industries have been shown favoritism throughout the COVID-19 "panic" (video via KABC, Los Angeles)

And as long as Moviebob says "a fetus is not a person", we can accurately say--hell, we can TRUTHFULLY say--that Moviebob is staunch fan of eugenics.

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The force-vax crowd are getting desperate:
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I don't know if tonygoldmark hasn't has biologically fathered any children or not. If he hasn't, then having tonygoldmark stick his genitalia into a running food processor would prove to be much more beneficial for America's welfare than forcing the population to take a vaccine for a disease with a 99% survival rate.

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No idea. Bobby seems to get off on gunning down a shipful of unvaccinated Mexicans (video from "No Context Violence")
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Moviebob simply can't decide: Hunt down and permanently quarantine American citizens who haven't taken a COVID-19 vaccine (either by choice or because they've developed natural immunity) in desolate regions; or welcome in and actively employ foreign nationals entering American boundaries illegally, regardless if they're vaccinated or not?

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"Anti-identitarian populism usually is National Socialism"
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I'd say pissing on Moviebob serves as comfort food, but I'd be wrong. Reading Moviebob's tweets is akin to developing an acute case of nausea; the act of pissing on him and his bullshit takes is like chugging a full gallon's worth of Pepto-Bismol.

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Queers and troons are working class too!
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Moviebob neither knows nor cares about anything... unless it directly benefits him.

No bad tactics, as long as the queer elites benefit:
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"Good causes" do not Bob's causes. Nor does "good people" include Bob.

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Globohomo:
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In the 21st Century, Moviebob is directly synonymous with "brain poison".

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"'People' in Quotation Marks"! I'VE GOT BINGO!

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One thing that makes me laugh at Moviebob is how he always justify all the cruel shit he says/does by using highschool bullying as an analogy as though being cruel to "cruel people" (aka anyone to the right of Bob) is the same as standing up to school bullies.

It gets dumber when Bob himself was a highschool bully and I doubt he bullied any of his bullies but one of the mentally ill people that nowadays he'd pretend to care about or justify bullying them if they support things he doesn't like.

I know Moviebob's been a vindictive asshole since Führer Hillary was "robbed" of her rightful entitlement to the White House in 2016. I can easily imagine Moviebob having the same level of vindictive asshole-ness even earlier than when he started his Twitter account.

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Bob doesn't care if they're to the right or not.

Democrats holding up a bill he hasn't read? Render them into fertilizer...

I haven't read any of these bills, either. But I'd rather go over the Cliff's Notes versions of these bills--or have someone else summarize them for me--than subject my eyes to thousands of pages of legalese.

Ball kicker Pete [Coffin?]? He called Bob an ignorant dickhead.

Because Moviebob IS an ignorant dickhead.

Gay homo [Glenn] Greenwald? Not following the party line...

Good for Glenn!

Bobby don't give a shit. All he cares about is if he likes someone or not - whether they directly or indirectly satisfy his self interests.

E... X... ACTLY!

 

[Koby_Fish]

Oh sonuva lmao. Whelp time to update the list

EDIT:
LMAO this is so dumb. So looking into it TeamImpossible's son account went quiet on the 22nd. This redbedroom account was created September of this year and first tweet was on the 23rd.
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That one account that liked this tweet is an account that was made in August of this year and does nothing but like tweets of people that TeamImpossible follows
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https://twitter.com/ae22034887

Tweets liked by ae (@ae22034887) / Twitter

archived 30 Sep 2021 03:18:36 UTC

archive.ph

I'm guessing TeamImpossible got put on a 7 day ban and made the redbedroom account to continue to call people nazis or it was a shorter ban but required him to delete a tweet and he refuses due to his righteous autism. Either way, my rookie of the year continues to impress.

I've noticed that hopelessly brainwashed sperg Teamimpossible has two settings for arguments with anyone to the right of Joe Biden:
- call them a Nazi
- "NO U!"

Does this make him smarter, or dumber than Bob with his tryhard buzzword salad arguments?

 

[ChampFantana]

Seeing as how Bob's parents were most likely siblings, it's really fucking hilarious seeing Bobert the Stupid trying to call others inbred.


I don't recall who said it a while back, but having TeamPossible slobbering "Shut Up Nazi" after somebody has the temerity to disagree with his waifu really does make Bob's Twitter much more entertaining than it would be without his imbecility.

Nice to see that Stupid Tony Shitbrick is still around. I was wondering if he had finally choked to death on his favorite buttplug or not.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob grows so increasingly loathsome, and my thoughts of him grow increasingly petty.

I want to call him fat until he cries. I want to put a whoopee cushion on his seat.

I just want to deflate his ego. He's a bad person and should feel bad.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Picture Show Robert, just call Clarence Thomas a nigger. You know you want to.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I've said this before, but I will happily dance on Bob Chipman's grave.

Only his.

He's a such a unique brand of repugnant, even among lolcows.




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I think it's because he is "competent."

Now hear me out, lets compare him to others. The ones I am familiar with all make bob look capable of living a normal life. John "Brianna Wu" Flynt. Johns biggest moment in life was other people making youtube videos, gamergate. John didn't do shit and just burns his husbands money and scams people, but, he doesn't do anything. Jack Scalfani. Runs a cooking channel, and he can't cook. He has had 2 strokes, and still eats like he is trying for his first. Even Jim sterling. Jim is successful, but, he is mentally weak and falling apart and even simple words could probably push him over the edge. He needs a hug box always.

Now compare that to bob. A gros disgusting slob that puts himself above others when he has done nothing to earn a superiority complex. He is a slovenly, prideful, gluttonous fat fuck, but, he is at least constant in his beliefs. And he can release a product on time, allbeit a product of no real value. If he were to just reign in his tard side, his thread would probably only be a few pages long.

 

[Positron]

Uncle Joe promises jobs -- reserved for the deserved of course.




Bobby claims an exalted pedigree.


Cartoon:


Random showbiz bullshit of no import:


Some wokester takes issue at Pixar "punishing" Sid for making him a garbageman:

So Woody the obsolete cowboy is in Bobby's shitlist now?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think it's because he is "competent."

Now hear me out, lets compare him to others. The ones I am familiar with all make bob look capable of living a normal life. John "Brianna Wu" Flynt. Johns biggest moment in life was other people making youtube videos, gamergate. John didn't do shit and just burns his husbands money and scams people, but, he doesn't do anything. Jack Scalfani. Runs a cooking channel, and he can't cook. He has had 2 strokes, and still eats like he is trying for his first. Even Jim sterling. Jim is successful, but, he is mentally weak and falling apart and even simple words could probably push him over the edge. He needs a hug box always.

Now compare that to bob. A gros disgusting slob that puts himself above others when he has done nothing to earn a superiority complex. He is a slovenly, prideful, gluttonous fat fuck, but, he is at least constant in his beliefs. And he can release a product on time, allbeit a product of no real value. If he were to just reign in his tard side, his thread would probably only be a few pages long.

What about Russell Godfrey Greer? He makes Bob look competent and sane. Here's the short list:

• A greaseball who has never heard of a shower (and we have the pics to prove it)
• Literal ratface
• Has stalked and harassed women
• Has taken women (namely Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande) to court to get them to fuck him
• Suicide baited a woman who refused to leave her boyfriend for him (the boyfriend's name was Chad, for what it's worth)
  • Said woman took him to court and got a restraining order against him
• Believes it should be illegal for women to refuse to fuck him
• Writes shitty songs
• Wrote a scathing book about why he attempted to sue Taylor Swift
• Wrote another book literally titled "Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get In Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks."
• Has attempted (and failed) to bring the Farms down.

Bob, to the absolute best of my knowledge, has never done any of this. The Diabetic Dictator, vile as he is on Twitter, poses no threat to anyone and is too fat/lazy/autistic to leave his mom's basement and act on his seething. Russell Greer, on the other hand, has proven time and again that he is willing to do whatever he must to get what he wants.

However, both suffer from similar, self-aggrandizing delusions. Bob believes himself a "Thinker" (whatever that means) and thus deserving of all the amenities that has to offer. Russell thinks himself a stud and the only man who is nice to whores, and thus deserving of sex with only the most beautiful of women.

It's a curious paradox. Moviebob makes me MATI, but he is in no position to harm anyone. Russell makes me lol at his Wile E. Coyote antics, but the only thing standing between him and a potential victim is Russ's incompetence.

 

[Positron]

Bob, to the absolute best of my knowledge, has never done any of this. The Diabetic Dictator, vile as he is on Twitter, poses no threat to anyone and is too fat/lazy/autistic to leave his mom's basement and act on his seething.

Bob and Chris did attempt to get someone fired for laughing at Brick By Brick, so they are not entirely harmless.

 

[Quixotic Man]

"Distantly cousined"

Everyone on Earth is distantly related to everyone else, Bob. Because your aunt did some bullshit genealogy research that got you 24 degrees of seperation doesn't make that at all interesting or special.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

There are YouTube channels that were created last month that have more subscribers than MovieBob. Hell, DarksydePhil has more subscribers than Bob.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Yeah, he's taking credit for MatPat's videos even though the audience doesn't care who contributed to them.
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Bob was a writer for the Spider-Man: No Way Home video, and a researcher on The Matrix Resurrections video.

That's like a Best Boy taking credit for Avengers making a billion dollars.