Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Steelatlas]

Meanwhile in the real world inflation is blowing out the economy and the US managed to piss of the biggest player in the south Pacific with aukus.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I've rarely seen gay people stanning as hard for LGBT stuff as Chris does. Chris looks like he could be a bear in denial, (or at least the kind of person who'd try to talk his wife into having a threesome with the burly next door neighbor who picks up his daily newspaper wearing nothing but a towel.) That's just wild, unsubstantiated speculation, though.

A quick look at the SF website tells me that the Salem Horror Fest will be lame as hell - filled with Wanna-Blessed-Be Wiccans who think that trooning out will give them magical Mother Earth powers. Also a lot of political bullshit about why horror movies need to be even woker and more insufferable than they currently are.

Chris has gone on the record to say that if it turned out that Sara was suddenly a man that he'd still love...him I guess? After all, "love is love".

Remember kids, it is not true-and-honest SCIENCE if it says there are only two genders!

What if Sarah turns out to be a Republican? We can speculate Chris's answer by the shit he retweets:

Infer what you will from all of this.

 

[Positron]

Chris can afford to say this because there is irrefutable evidence that Sarah was capable of making babies. It is like me saying "If I had a billion dollars tomorrow I'd donate all to charity".

 

[TowinKarz]

One thing that makes me laugh at Moviebob is how he always justify all the cruel shit he says/does by using highschool bullying as an analogy as though being cruel to "cruel people" (aka anyone to the right of Bob) is the same as standing up to school bullies.

It's a thought pattern endemic to hard leftists - You can be, preemptively, as mean as you want to people who, if given enough time, would surely have eventually been mean to you (based on only political dogma, not anything you've been seen objectively doing that's threatening, merely voting "wrong" can make you a threat). They think it's okay to employ self-defense with lethal force against someone who hasn't even drawn a weapon based on nothing but their own self-assuredness of opinion that said other person will eventually draw one..... (or merely could)

So in their minds, even when they knock you down from behind and stomp on your head, they did nothing wrong, they were just beating you to the punch by 50 years..... because they know deep down inside eventually their atrocious behavior and inability to accept certain people would have drawn you two into conflict, so just get it over with, and make sure the "right" side wins the fight. Yes, they see nothing wrong with this.

Only difference between Bob and an elected Prog Democrat is his willingness to say it out loud and his desire to be crueler than anyone else in what level of force is allowable.

Typical leftists will "settle" for you being disenfranchised to the point you can't resist government power or enjoy any of your civil liberties without navigating an unfulfilling maze of bureaucracy and get approvals for everything and only pick from preapproved lists like the worst HOA you can imagine.

Bob just wants you DEAD, and your death to be both PAINFUL and HUMILIATING.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

"Distantly cousined"

Everyone on Earth is distantly related to everyone else, Bob. Because your aunt did some bullshit genealogy research that got you 24 degrees of seperation doesn't make that at all interesting or special.

Bob is indeed a Mayflower descendant. Thank you to whoever posted about Pa Chipman recently, the line was easy to trace once I was able to find his obituary.

The famous people who are most closely related to Bob are the Presidents Bush, who suffer from the unfortunate pedigree of a Chipman grandfather back in the 1600s.

Bob's Chipman line is interesting in that it left the United States for Canada in the 1780s and didn't return to the US for almost 100 years. This most likely indicates that they were Loyalists during the American Revolution and were consequently banished to New Brunswick.

 

[JohnQAdams]

Bob is indeed a Mayflower descendant. Thank you to whoever posted about Pa Chipman recently, the line was easy to trace once I was able to find his obituary.

The famous people who are most closely related to Bob are the Presidents Bush, who suffer from the unfortunate pedigree of a Chipman grandfather back in the 1600s.

Bob's Chipman line is interesting in that it left the United States for Canada in the 1780s and didn't return to the US for almost 100 years. This most likely indicates that they were Loyalists during the American Revolution and were consequently banished to New Brunswick.

So the Chipmans have always gargled the cock of authority?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Yes, Christianity is a psyop to weaken the "white race". Which explains why its first adherents were Jews, and why one of the most popular heresies in the early Church was the belief that only Jews should be allowed to receive the sacraments.

Do any of these "WE WUZ VIKANGS 'N SHIEEEET" wignats ever bother to research the religions they talk about?

Yes, attacking one of the first black federal judges in the US makes you look real progressive.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It's a curious paradox. Moviebob makes me MATI, but he is in no position to harm anyone. Russell makes me lol at his Wile E. Coyote antics, but the only thing standing between him and a potential victim is Russ's incompetence.

That's an excellent point. There is no other person on this site that gets my goad the way Bob does. The closest one is Ethan Ralph and that's because some of his actions against Null and the farms have had some actual effects. That's weird right? Ethan has had some hand in getting the farms kicked off of services and Null losing funding and yet I cannot find him more distasteful than Bob who has never harmed me once nor accomplished anything against this site. Bob still refuses to name the farms, even refraining to censoring the name through abbreviation or asterisks (K*** F****). He might as well be trying to give me pink eye by farting in his hand and flinging it at me like a hodoken while in his mother's basement for all that he's done. So why is he so detestable? I don't know and that's part of what makes Bob so fascinating to me. I think it's all the dissonance around him, the tough guy act when everything points to him being a coward, the cries of targeted harassment when he spends years screaming at people who've blocked him, the smug pseudo intellectualism when he clearly doesn't know what he's talking about, the open hate and desire to rid the world of the people that HE declares is the bad guy. It makes me think of a line from a great Kirs Kristofferson song The Pilgrim, Chapter 33.

He's a walking contradiction
Partly truth and partly fiction
Taking every wrong direction
On his lonely way back home

Bob and Chris did attempt to get someone fired for laughing at Brick By Brick, so they are not entirely harmless.

And even with the help of some unnamed female, they failed epically in that too lol

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

So my response to Luke would, "So something like Elseworlds?" Luke and Bob are total consumers so I wouldn't expect them to know that DC had been doing What If? stories years before Marvel had ever tired the concept. How do I know? My mother read Superman comics in the sixties and kept some of them, which I later read as a kid. "Imaginary Stories" were once a staple of the Weisenger (sic) era that would tell out-of-continuity tales. One such example was 1967's Superman (vol. 1) #200, one of the last Superman stories drawn by Wayne Boring. The main premise of the the story is that a benevolent Brainiac shrinks Kryptonopolis (home of Jor-El and family) instead of Kandor to save it from Krypton so Jor-El and Lara not only raise Kal-El, but sire another son named Knor-El. Brainiac later dies protecting Kryptonopolis from destruction, which coincidentally strands the bottle city on Earth.

The Kryptonians decide to enlarge on of their own to send an emissary to Earth, but their is only enough of the element needed to send one so they hold a contest to decide who. Knor-El wins over the more academically-inclined Kal, and takes the civilian identity of Ken Clarkson. However, Knor finds himself in trouble when aliens expose him to green kryptonite so Kal uses an enlarging gas to save his brother from certain death. Since Metropolis isn't big enough for two Superman, Kal moves to Montreal and takes of the heroic identity of Hyperman, secretly mild-mannered reporter Charles LeBeau, or LeBlanc. It's been over 25 years since I last read the issue.

Other Imaginary Stories include Superman (vol. 1) #300 where Kal-El's rocket landed in the then-current year of 1976 and Alan Moore's "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?" DC temporarily abandoned the idea until 1989's Gotham by Gaslight, which featured a Victorian/Gilded Age Batman against Jack the Ripper. Soon it included stories like, "What if Abin Sur made Bruce Wayne his successor as Green Lantern of Sector 2814?) or "What if the Waynes found and adopted baby Kal-El?" Other such stories include Superman: Red Son, which received the animated treatment.

Of course Luke and Bob would know this if they were real comic nerds.

 

[blablabla]

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If you look at those "broadcast credits," he's listed as a "researcher." That means sifting through the sewage of Reddit so MatPat doesn't have to. MatPat lives in a mansion and Moviebob lives with his mother... and it's always going to stay that way.

I'm pretty sure the guys that look up Nathan Eovaldi's strikeouts vs. left handed batters in the National League don't take creative credit for their broadcasts. You'd have to be a real asshole to do that.

bob knows he is a fucking loser. thats why he has to prop himself fake credentials and why he has to reach harder than his belt to hide that fact. readiing reddit doenst make you a researcher bob you fucking mong

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Chris can afford to say this because there is irrefutable evidence that Sarah was capable of making babies. It is like me saying "If I had a billion dollars tomorrow I'd donate all to charity".

I'm going to support Chris on this one and say that chances are if he couldn't have the kids and was cumming in some mutilated fucked-up meat hole worn by some nigga with a chin like a WWF sideshow... He would stick around with that person because finally the Chipman fantasy of spit roasting a hog with his brother would be way more open on the table.

 

[JayHarrison]

Uncle Joe promises jobs -- reserved for the deserved of course.
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Combine Moviebob's IQ with Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden's, and you're lucky if you have to count beyond two. Not 200; not two dozen; two. Square root of four.

There's a saying I read not too long ago that applies here: The "new" job openings are like cutting a foot off one side of a blanket, re-attaching it to the opposite side, and saying that your blanket's one foot longer. It's ultimately a net-zero gain.

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Let me amend my previous statement: If you combined the IQs of AOC, Moviebob, and FiC Biden, you'd be lucky if you needed to count beyond one. AOC really is that stupid.

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Bobby claims an exalted pedigree.
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I refuse to believe Moviebob has any relation to Sarah Palin, given that she's considerably smarter than Moviebob. (Then again, algae is smarter than Moviebob.)

 

[Doctor of Autism]

That's an excellent point. There is no other person on this site that gets my goad the way Bob does. The closest one is Ethan Ralph and that's because some of his actions against Null and the farms have had some actual effects. That's weird right? Ethan has had some hand in getting the farms kicked off of services and Null losing funding and yet I cannot find him more distasteful than Bob who has never harmed me once nor accomplished anything against this site. Bob still refuses to name the farms, even refraining to censoring the name through abbreviation or asterisks (K*** F****). He might as well be trying to give me pink eye by farting in his hand and flinging it at me like a hodoken while in his mother's basement for all that he's done. So why is he so detestable? I don't know and that's part of what makes Bob so fascinating to me. I think it's all the dissonance around him, the tough guy act when everything points to him being a coward, the cries of targeted harassment when he spends years screaming at people who've blocked him, the smug pseudo intellectualism when he clearly doesn't know what he's talking about, the open hate and desire to rid the world of the people that HE declares is the bad guy. It makes me think of a line from a great Kirs Kristofferson song The Pilgrim, Chapter 33.

He's a walking contradiction
Partly truth and partly fiction
Taking every wrong direction
On his lonely way back home


And even with the help of some unnamed female, they failed epically in that too lol

I think what makes Bob vile is how he pretty much has all the worst personality traits you can ask for in a person since he's a vile sadistic asshole who is ultimately is a selfish self-righteous entitled creepy brat deep down. Like he did nothing but he has almost every trait that makes you hate any person and not to add how Bob dehumanizes people and acts like he is in the moral right calling himself the good guy at every turn.

 

[King Dead]

That's an excellent point. There is no other person on this site that gets my goad the way Bob does. The closest one is Ethan Ralph and that's because some of his actions against Null and the farms have had some actual effects. That's weird right? Ethan has had some hand in getting the farms kicked off of services and Null losing funding and yet I cannot find him more distasteful than Bob who has never harmed me once nor accomplished anything against this site. Bob still refuses to name the farms, even refraining to censoring the name through abbreviation or asterisks (K*** F****). He might as well be trying to give me pink eye by farting in his hand and flinging it at me like a hodoken while in his mother's basement for all that he's done. So why is he so detestable? I don't know and that's part of what makes Bob so fascinating to me. I think it's all the dissonance around him, the tough guy act when everything points to him being a coward, the cries of targeted harassment when he spends years screaming at people who've blocked him, the smug pseudo intellectualism when he clearly doesn't know what he's talking about, the open hate and desire to rid the world of the people that HE declares is the bad guy. It makes me think of a line from a great Kirs Kristofferson song The Pilgrim, Chapter 33.

He's a walking contradiction
Partly truth and partly fiction
Taking every wrong direction
On his lonely way back home


And even with the help of some unnamed female, they failed epically in that too lol

Yeah, I think a lot of us thread regulars feel the same way. In the long run, Bob is an inconsequential figure, someone who produces nothing of value but doesn't really cause much harm (aside from the occasional headache from reading/listening to one of his diatribes). The sum total of his existence is to consoom and then bloviate about what he consoomed while pointlessly speculating about the next thing he's going to consoom.

But it's the way he does these things that makes him particularly repugnant and easy to feel scorn for, to the point where many agree that it's simply impossible to A-Log him. The overbearing smugness, the horrible epithets, the unreadable word salads...you can practically feel your blood pressure rising with every tweet of his you read, and I don't know how @Positron manages it. Because of how hateful, spiteful, and downright awful he is on a daily/hourly/minutely basis, any hatred you feel for him feels justified. I don't even remember the last time someone got top hats for wishing suffering on Bob, that's how rare it is to be called out for A-Logging him.

His binary worldview doesn't help matters either, where every conflict in society boils down to Thinkers (Bob and anyone who agrees with him) and Believers (everybody else). Bob earnestly believes that he's on the Right Side of History™ and that anyone who disagrees should be thrown into gulags so that he and his like-minded comrades can enjoy the fruits of their Star Trek society without having to do any of the work to attain it. It's the future he earned, after all.

Top it off with his tendency to try and weasel his way out of ever taking an L. Call him out for advocating for genocide, and he'll squirm and claim that he would never do such a thing, but if bad things just so happened to happen to the Mayo Ghouls, he wouldn't stop them. Mock him for his consoomerist tendencies and stanning for megacorps, and he'll deflect by arguing that the MCU is the works of Shakespeare of our day. Point out that he's a fat sack of shit who looks easily a decade older than he is with no real successes to his name, and he'll sputter that he's actually lost a man's worth of weight, can bench 300 pounds, and has a long and prodigious career with multiple published books and millions of views, friendo! :smugsmugsmug:

@Doctor of Autism said it in fewer words than I: he's a fat retard with no redeeming qualities, and that's what makes him so detestable. At best you could say that he maybe has some genuine affection for his family, but that's about as far as you could go.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yeah, I think a lot of us thread regulars feel the same way. In the long run, Bob is an inconsequential figure, someone who produces nothing of value but doesn't really cause much harm (aside from the occasional headache from reading/listening to one of his diatribes). The sum total of his existence is to consoom and then bloviate about what he consoomed while pointlessly speculating about the next thing he's going to consoom.

But it's the way he does these things that makes him particularly repugnant and easy to feel scorn for, to the point where many agree that it's simply impossible to A-Log him. The overbearing smugness, the horrible epithets, the unreadable word salads...you can practically feel your blood pressure rising with every tweet of his you read, and I don't know how @Positron manages it. Because of how hateful, spiteful, and downright awful he is on a daily/hourly/minutely basis, any hatred you feel for him feels justified. I don't even remember the last time someone got top hats for wishing suffering on Bob, that's how rare it is to be called out for A-Logging him.

His binary worldview doesn't help matters either, where every conflict in society boils down to Thinkers (Bob and anyone who agrees with him) and Believers (everybody else). Bob earnestly believes that he's on the Right Side of History™ and that anyone who disagrees should be thrown into gulags so that he and his like-minded comrades can enjoy the fruits of their Star Trek society without having to do any of the work to attain it. It's the future he earned, after all.

Top it off with his tendency to try and weasel his way out of ever taking an L. Call him out for advocating for genocide, and he'll squirm and claim that he would never do such a thing, but if bad things just so happened to happen to the Mayo Ghouls, he wouldn't stop them. Mock him for his consoomerist tendencies and stanning for megacorps, and he'll deflect by arguing that the MCU is the works of Shakespeare of our day. Point out that he's a fat sack of shit who looks easily a decade older than he is with no real successes to his name, and he'll sputter that he's actually lost a man's worth of weight, can bench 300 pounds, and has a long and prodigious career with multiple published books and millions of views, friendo! :smugsmugsmug:

@Doctor of Autism said it in fewer words than I: he's a fat retard with no redeeming qualities, and that's what makes him so detestable. At best you could say that he maybe has some genuine affection for his family, but that's about as far as you could go.

maybe I'm a unicorn in this thread but I am desensitized to Moviebob. Like, I might feel only the slightest annoyance at Bob sperging literal vicarious genocide, but overall it doesn't really get my blood pressure up at all. Although NGL it makes me happy whenever he's called out on his bullshit, and makes me laugh everytime he has some lame ass excuse as to why he's on the right side of history while der mayonnaiseghoulen are destined for the trashbin of history. Bob twisting himself into a pretzel trying to justify his horrific thinks (cuz he's a "thinker", lol) will never not be funny.

 

[ChampFantana]

Yeah, I think a lot of us thread regulars feel the same way. In the long run, Bob is an inconsequential figure, someone who produces nothing of value but doesn't really cause much harm (aside from the occasional headache from reading/listening to one of his diatribes). The sum total of his existence is to consoom and then bloviate about what he consoomed while pointlessly speculating about the next thing he's going to consoom.

But it's the way he does these things that makes him particularly repugnant and easy to feel scorn for, to the point where many agree that it's simply impossible to A-Log him. The overbearing smugness, the horrible epithets, the unreadable word salads...you can practically feel your blood pressure rising with every tweet of his you read, and I don't know how @Positron manages it. Because of how hateful, spiteful, and downright awful he is on a daily/hourly/minutely basis, any hatred you feel for him feels justified. I don't even remember the last time someone got top hats for wishing suffering on Bob, that's how rare it is to be called out for A-Logging him.

His binary worldview doesn't help matters either, where every conflict in society boils down to Thinkers (Bob and anyone who agrees with him) and Believers (everybody else). Bob earnestly believes that he's on the Right Side of History™ and that anyone who disagrees should be thrown into gulags so that he and his like-minded comrades can enjoy the fruits of their Star Trek society without having to do any of the work to attain it. It's the future he earned, after all.

Top it off with his tendency to try and weasel his way out of ever taking an L. Call him out for advocating for genocide, and he'll squirm and claim that he would never do such a thing, but if bad things just so happened to happen to the Mayo Ghouls, he wouldn't stop them. Mock him for his consoomerist tendencies and stanning for megacorps, and he'll deflect by arguing that the MCU is the works of Shakespeare of our day. Point out that he's a fat sack of shit who looks easily a decade older than he is with no real successes to his name, and he'll sputter that he's actually lost a man's worth of weight, can bench 300 pounds, and has a long and prodigious career with multiple published books and millions of views, friendo! :smugsmugsmug:

@Doctor of Autism said it in fewer words than I: he's a fat retard with no redeeming qualities, and that's what makes him so detestable. At best you could say that he maybe has some genuine affection for his family, but that's about as far as you could go.

I think it's all his negative qualities that make him such a laughing stock. He's far too stupid, incompetent and just plain pathetic to get truly angry at.

For all his whining, has he actually managed to move the needle on political discourse a single micron? Of course not.

Despite him being a " Temporarily Embarrassed Supreme Dictator", nobody that matters pays any attention to him. Look at Glen Greenwald, despite The Eternal Virgin being a Reply Guy, Glen completely ignores him. You KNOW that hurts Bobert's massive ego, especially since Bob has a God complex the size of the Milky Way.

He still takes a shitload of Ls because he's too stupid to understand that everybody can see him never getting a W, but his armor of delusion is too strong for reality to penetrate. It's a basic defense mechanism because if he could see himself how normal people see him, he'd do a flip off the Empire State Building.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

maybe I'm a unicorn in this thread but I am desensitized to Moviebob. Like, I might feel only the slightest annoyance at Bob sperging literal vicarious genocide, but overall it doesn't really get my blood pressure up at all. Although NGL it makes me happy whenever he's called out on his bullshit, and makes me laugh everytime he has some lame ass excuse as to why he's on the right side of history while der mayonnaiseghoulen are destined for the trashbin of history. Bob twisting himself into a pretzel trying to justify his horrific thinks (cuz he's a "thinker", lol) will never not be funny.

For me it's still funny how he calls himself a good guy yet he's so vile that people can easily mistake quotes from actual nazi's as shit Bob himself would say. The funnier part is that I remember someone in this thread pointed out the actual nazi quotes are much kinder than the shit Bob spews out.

 

[blablabla]

i dont give a fuck about bob tweet diarrea or his useless media analysis bullshit. im here to watch him get hurt

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

i dont give a fuck about bob tweet diarrea or his useless media analysis bullshit. im here to watch him get hurt

He never leaves his basement and he abuses the block button after getting the last word in, so don't hold your breath. The Lindsay Ellis thing was a once in a blue moon deal.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

So my response to Luke would, "So something like Elseworlds?" Luke and Bob are total consumers so I wouldn't expect them to know that DC had been doing What If? stories years before Marvel had ever tired the concept. How do I know? My mother read Superman comics in the sixties and kept some of them, which I later read as a kid. "Imaginary Stories" were once a staple of the Weisenger (sic) era that would tell out-of-continuity tales. One such example was 1967's Superman (vol. 1) #200, one of the last Superman stories drawn by Wayne Boring. The main premise of the the story is that a benevolent Brainiac shrinks Kryptonopolis (home of Jor-El and family) instead of Kandor to save it from Krypton so Jor-El and Lara not only raise Kal-El, but sire another son named Knor-El. Brainiac later dies protecting Kryptonopolis from destruction, which coincidentally strands the bottle city on Earth.

The Kryptonians decide to enlarge on of their own to send an emissary to Earth, but their is only enough of the element needed to send one so they hold a contest to decide who. Knor-El wins over the more academically-inclined Kal, and takes the civilian identity of Ken Clarkson. However, Knor finds himself in trouble when aliens expose him to green kryptonite so Kal uses an enlarging gas to save his brother from certain death. Since Metropolis isn't big enough for two Superman, Kal moves to Montreal and takes of the heroic identity of Hyperman, secretly mild-mannered reporter Charles LeBeau, or LeBlanc. It's been over 25 years since I last read the issue.

Other Imaginary Stories include Superman (vol. 1) #300 where Kal-El's rocket landed in the then-current year of 1976 and Alan Moore's "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?" DC temporarily abandoned the idea until 1989's Gotham by Gaslight, which featured a Victorian/Gilded Age Batman against Jack the Ripper. Soon it included stories like, "What if Abin Sur made Bruce Wayne his successor as Green Lantern of Sector 2814?) or "What if the Waynes found and adopted baby Kal-El?" Other such stories include Superman: Red Son, which received the animated treatment.

Of course Luke and Bob would know this if they were real comic nerds.

You know, sometimes I wonder, have any of these modern nerds and geeks actually done research on their interests?

I’ve especially seen it with fanfiction geeks. I knew this guy from Islam who did superhero and anime crossover fanfiction/reviews and he was obsessed with the character, Ben 10, and every time he wrote a fanfic it felt like he was writing out of his ass. Because he was very ignorant on the other series and kept trying to make his favorite character(Ben 10) look better than the other characters.

Seriously, do any of these of people ever do research on their hobbies/interests?