Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[glib]

Bob is indeed a Mayflower descendant. Thank you to whoever posted about Pa Chipman recently, the line was easy to trace once I was able to find his obituary.

The famous people who are most closely related to Bob are the Presidents Bush, who suffer from the unfortunate pedigree of a Chipman grandfather back in the 1600s.

Bob's Chipman line is interesting in that it left the United States for Canada in the 1780s and didn't return to the US for almost 100 years. This most likely indicates that they were Loyalists during the American Revolution and were consequently banished to New Brunswick.

Chipman cant play that "my family is superamerican" card on me, I have an ancestor that came on the mayflower, and I can veritably identify their progeny's service in the revolutionary war. I can't even imagine that his own ancestors would cosign ANY of the shit he's talking about. The 1600s generation would be MORTIFIED at how oppressive, anti-religious, and anti-freedom Bob is. He's like King George mixed with Stalin.

maybe I'm a unicorn in this thread but I am desensitized to Moviebob. Like, I might feel only the slightest annoyance at Bob sperging literal vicarious genocide, but overall it doesn't really get my blood pressure up at all. Although NGL it makes me happy whenever he's called out on his bullshit, and makes me laugh everytime he has some lame ass excuse as to why he's on the right side of history while der mayonnaiseghoulen are destined for the trashbin of history. Bob twisting himself into a pretzel trying to justify his horrific thinks (cuz he's a "thinker", lol) will never not be funny.

He's the number one lolcow for me, i legitimately hate this dude, and I know i'm not supposed to.
It's because he represents everything wrong with nerds. He is the nerd that resents the guys that get the pretty girls. (This puts him far below someone like Quinton who would say "they probably just dont like me").
He thinks that his notoriously nonsensical but fun bing bing wahoo has a deeper meaning to it.
His view on politics and religion are both black & white, and everything is a zero-sum game.

And yet he supports vociferously, a side that hates him. It's like when a white person joins BLM and is surprised when one of the black members calls them a honky. Bob thought he'd "become elite" because he deserves it.

Proverbs 6:16-19 (YLT)​

These six hath Jehovah hated, Yea, seven [are] abominations to His soul.
Eyes high (superiah fyutcha)
Tongues false (lies about things he doesnt know)
And hands shedding innocent blood (destroy the mayo ghoul, corrupt them all, especially if unvaxxed or republican!)
A heart devising thoughts of vanity (THE FUTURE I WAS PROMISED! IM IMPORTANT!)
Feet hasting to run to evil (Literally every fantasy bob has about purging the country)
A false witness [who] doth breathe out lies (Youre a nazi! or something bad! My opinion changes, yet im still right every time someone calls me out!)
And one sending forth contentions between brethren (Twitter in general, reviewing other peoples work and calling them pieces of shit, trying to ruin their reputation)

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Chipman cant play that "my family is superamerican" card on me, I have an ancestor that came on the mayflower, and I can veritably identify their progeny's service in the revolutionary war. I can't even imagine that his own ancestors would cosign ANY of the shit he's talking about. The 1600s generation would be MORTIFIED at how oppressive, anti-religious, and anti-freedom Bob is. He's like King George mixed with Stalin.

Mix in Hitler too since really replace Bob's talk about middle class white people from red states with jews and Bob is no different (except that he's a basement dwelling loser who will never get any power whatsoever)

 

[JayHarrison]

i dont give a fuck about bob tweet diarrea or his useless media analysis bullshit. im here to watch him get hurt

As am I. Although I'm not the kind of person who wishes ill on anyone I disagree with, Moviebob is that rare exception in which all schadenfreude at his expence is completely warranted.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Come on, we all know that secretly we follow Kinorama Robert because we all want to be him.

Being an obese past his prime Youtube film critic, with delusions of grandeur, continuously sidegrading from living with his mom and living in a flooding basement, and spending 17 hours a day on Twitter is what all modern men aspire to.

 

[Mr Snek]

Come on, we all know that secretly we follow Kinorama Robert because we all want to be him.

Being an obese past his prime Youtube film critic, with delusions of grandeur, continuously sidegrading from living with his mom and living in a flooding basement, and spending 17 hours a day on Twitter is what all modern men aspire to.

If there's one thing that reminds me to laugh at Bob rather than be mad at him, its that he's a complete failure who screwed up despite being handed success on a silver platter. Most youtubers would kill for the situation he was in with the escapist, if he had just shut up and kept plugging away at his reviews, put a little effort into improving his videos over time he could be one of the biggest names on youtube now.

 

[Quixotic Man]

If there's one thing that reminds me to laugh at Bob rather than be mad at him, its that he's a complete failure who screwed up despite being handed success on a silver platter. Most youtubers would kill for the situation he was in with the escapist, if he had just shut up and kept plugging away at his reviews, put a little effort into improving his videos over time he could be one of the biggest names on youtube now.

Besides a resolution bump and more recent subject matter, you would be hard pressed to differentiate a Bob video made yesterday and one made a decade ago.

Other Youtubers have improved their craft and Bob is still acting like he competing against 720 by 480 unlit room vlogs.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I wonder how Bob's life plays out in his head.

Is it, make enough shitty reviews that some producer offers him his Divine Comedy GI Joe script or whatever pathetic tat he's written, become the major film directing savant that he desperately believes he is, and then when the Chippa' finally cracks robot bodies, become the first trans human consciousness and just exist on consooming forever?

I honestly think that's the rough outline, but holy fuck when I wrote it out it just seemed like the most depressing trajectory, even if it wasn't so overly optimistic.

 

[Flexo]

I'll let Ryan Lohner in on a little trivia. The producers of MMPR didn't even realize what had happened with the black and yellow rangers until several episodes in. They wanted Jason to have an African-American for his best friend, and the red and black Zyurangers were best friends in the original Super Sentai so it was an unfortunate coincidence. Notice how they made the next yellow ranger African-American and the second black ranger was Asian-American.

Similarly, Tommy's indigenous heritage had nothing to do with him becoming the red ranger in Zeo and Turbo. Red rangers are typically the the leader and Tommy was leading the team since he was the white ranger.

I recognize that name...

Ryan Lohner – the agony booth

Bingo! He WAS an agony booth author.

He IS the guy who was doing the Lost critiques! Man I remember watching him on the blip days. Had a running "unexplained mysteries" counter.

Hmm... to investigate whether he has lolcow potential...

 

[dzonatan]

Chris-chan drawing stunt? I don' t know what this is. Did Bob try to mock Chris or something?

You can't just say "Chris-Chan drawing stunt" and not elaborate.

If memory serves right, I recall Bob making a tweet where he took ShecameforCWC.JPG and put his face on Chris and Lindsay Ellis on Megan.
Lindsay Ellis did not took kindly to that after which Bob made grovelling apologies.

 

[Adamska]

You know, sometimes I wonder, have any of these modern nerds and geeks actually done research on their interests?

I’ve especially seen it with fanfiction geeks. I knew this guy from Islam who did superhero and anime crossover fanfiction/reviews and he was obsessed with the character, Ben 10, and every time he wrote a fanfic it felt like he was writing out of his ass. Because he was very ignorant on the other series and kept trying to make his favorite character(Ben 10) look better than the other characters.

It runs the gamut. Some people are only versed in a part of a franchise and will get things wrong; other times it's a product of when in a franchise's writings the work came from. Then you have people cribbing from each other's fan theories, which can very easily ignore, overemphasize, underemphasize, or downright remove parts they don't like. Lastly and most bafflingly to me, they literally hate the product they're writing about but for some mentally challenged reason still want to write about it.

You can really see the "fuck you this fanverse is better" stuff especially with Harry Potter's gigantic collection, ranging from how los goblinos are Ferengi/Klingon hybrids who do everything to how magically being a "lord" (without understanding anything on nobility) allows x to happen.

Some people just have a bit of that deluded moviebob in them.

Seriously, do any of these of people ever do research on their hobbies/interests?

It does depend; some seem to just understand the most accessible form of whatever they're writing about. You most see it in capeshit and again, Harry Potter.

 

[Flexo]

A Silent Voice (film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

High school student Shoya Ishida intends to kill himself, but he changes his mind at the last minute and decides to wrap up loose ends. A flashback reveals Shoya as a sixth grade student in elementary school, during which a new student named Shoko Nishimiya joins Shoya's class and is revealed to be deaf. She tries to integrate with the class but ends up being an easy target for Shoya and his friends to bully. When word of the bullying reaches the principal, Shoya is singled out as the culprit by his teacher resulting in the class's bullying becoming directed toward him.​

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Just... fuck you, Bob. By your own admission from your book, you deserve to be bullied every time you step foot outside of your house and I wish you would be.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

If memory serves right, I recall Bob making a tweet where he took ShecameforCWC.JPG and put his face on Chris and Lindsay Ellis on Megan.
Lindsay Ellis did not took kindly to that after which Bob made grovelling apologies.

That must've been one of the six times she soft-blocked Bob.

(If it wasn't for Bob's characteristic jaundice, you wouldn't be able to tell that this is a Photoshop...)

Also, Bob name-dropping celebrity relatives is laughable. If you have any kind of European ancestry, odds are good that you'll be able to trace yourself back to Colonial Times, or even back to European nobility if you put some work into it. Most people reading this probably have Presidents or movie stars who are distant cousins. Pedigree Collapse pretty much makes everyone related to each other.

 

[Flexo]

Has anyone done a histogram of the words in Bob's tweets? Removing his dumb neologisms I bet he's not as perspicacious as he thinks.

On your suggestion I did decide to check out moviebob on accountanalysis.app

Interesting that he doesn't apparently tweet on Fri, Sat, Sun or most of monday.

He's most often retweeted by himself. LOL

my word. I've read some exceptionally autistic fanfic in my lifetime, but ye gods, Bob's Care Bears fanfic right there, takes the cake in sheer WTFery. A G1 Transformers/Masters of the Universe (1985) crossover would make more sense, FFS. The robot chicken parody of Care-A-Lot turning genocidal against the Care Bear Cousins made more sense. I've seen godawful random fanfic on fanfiction.net that made more sense.

One of these days I'm going to turn his script into a module for the Care Bears RPG...

Reminds me of the common tranny repartee: "Why are you offended when I said 'die cis scum'? I'm not talking about all cis people. If you feel offended then maybe you're just a cis scum!"

"When I said niggers, I'm not talking about all black people. If you feel offended, then maybe you're just a nigger."

Hm. Somehow I doubt it works like that.

I think it's because he is "competent."

Now hear me out, lets compare him to others. The ones I am familiar with all make bob look capable of living a normal life. John "Brianna Wu" Flynt. Johns biggest moment in life was other people making youtube videos, gamergate. John didn't do shit and just burns his husbands money and scams people, but, he doesn't do anything. Jack Scalfani. Runs a cooking channel, and he can't cook. He has had 2 strokes, and still eats like he is trying for his first. Even Jim sterling. Jim is successful, but, he is mentally weak and falling apart and even simple words could probably push him over the edge. He needs a hug box always.

Now compare that to bob. A gros disgusting slob that puts himself above others when he has done nothing to earn a superiority complex. He is a slovenly, prideful, gluttonous fat fuck, but, he is at least constant in his beliefs. And he can release a product on time, allbeit a product of no real value. If he were to just reign in his tard side, his thread would probably only be a few pages long.

What about Patrick Tomlinson?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/

We were having a debate on his thread of him vs Bob.

Bob, it's called fucking ELSEWORLDS.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Is Patrick still trying to sue his entire thread. What a winner.

Also, Elseworlds was some of the best stuff DC did, because it could be self contained. I'd say some of my favorite DC Comics are Elseworlds, Kingdom Come, The New Frontier, Whatever Happened to The Man of Tomorrow, The Dark Knight Returns & Year One (maybe Superman for All Seasons, not sure if that's an elseworld or just no longer in cannon). These aren't sleeper hits, most of these are pretty widely loved by capeshit fans.

Also, people said that Bob tried to get someone fired for criticizing Brick by Brick, and while I totally believe that, who did he go after? I must've missed it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bobby claims an exalted pedigree.
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why does he call them the "good ones"? Stephen Baldwin is a Believer AND a Trumper, and their dad (also Alec) was a Believer too, and whatever he is Daniel is definitely not a Thinker

 

[Positron]

The Biden administration isn't very keen on alleviating climate change. Surprise.


Recall Bobby knows West Virginia through John Denver's song. Someone points out that the state has almost 3 times as many people as Washington DC.
You can guess how well Bobby takes it.


Joe "douchebag" Manchin is a fake Dem:


Speaking of Sinema:




I have no idea what Chu-chu is trying to say here:



What's the problem with having an Irish police force?

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Someone overestimated Bobby and co's self-awareness:







There are plenty of bickerings between Merlot and Sudbury Sanders, but let's round up this section with a deeply suspicious piece of music shall we?

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You see people have been using Bobby's old tweet against him. This is what he has to say:


Some drama involving a woman and a gaggle of desperate men:

Video in question with time tag.

Bobby is getting direct in his courtship:


And he is jealous of a man with a bigger equipment. Size doesn't matter dude! Let Bobby the gun pro pro-tip you!

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It is rich for Bobby to ridicule someone possibly having "seven waifus" when he talks about weeb shit in the same breath.

Based wife.

TeamImpossible got his SonsOfSamCrow account back:


Capeshit:


Venom 2 sucks, just as Bobby expects it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The Biden administration isn't very keen on alleviating climate change. Surprise.
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"We could all NOT choke to death on unbreathable air because the obsolescent ghouls Machin is in thrall to"

When does he think this is? 1950? The United States is a net exporter of coal. Mostly to Europe. Both places have incredibly breathable air.

India and China's pollution problems are not due to coal from West Virginia. (Not saying coal doesn't contribute at all, just that there's a larger problem there. Also not saying that moving from coal to nuclear or whatever isn't ideal either.)

 

[King Dead]

"We could all NOT choke to death on unbreathable air because the obsolescent ghouls Machin is in thrall to"

When does he think this is? 1950? The United States is a net exporter of coal. Mostly to Europe. Both places have incredibly breathable air.

India and China's pollution problems are not due to coal from West Virginia. (Not saying coal doesn't contribute at all, just that there's a larger problem there. Also not saying that moving from coal to nuclear or whatever isn't ideal either.)

Sniped me before I could post this.

One of the most disingenuous things the global warming crowd does is conflate carbon dioxide with actual air pollution. Yes, if you only breathed CO2, you'd die, but that's true of literally any gas or gas mixture without oxygen, and there's pretty much no way that humans could remove all oxygen and replace it with CO2, barring the complete and total destruction of all photosynthetic life (and then we have bigger problems). CO2 is vital for the health of our planet, and I've seen studies that have shown that we've actually been running below the levels that most plants would like for some time now, which is why there's been an increase in greenery worldwide, not the global desertification the doomsayers would have you believe.

Meanwhile, when it comes to actual air pollution, turns out we've been improving there for decades. Whether it's turning to cleaner fuels like natural gas or better processes for capturing and containing pollutants, the US has some of the cleanest air in the world. And then when you look at the supposed green saviors in China and how Beijing had to install LED displays to remind their citizens of what blue skies look like...yeah, it doesn't matter what we do over here if they're gonna keep turning their part of the world into a polluted hellscape. And don't even get me started on India's shitting problem.

The only unbreathable air Bobby's choking on is his own stank, perhaps coupled with some good ol' basement mold.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

A "movement lawyer" from Toronto. Little wonder that I look to Canada's largest city as a source of embarrassment for the rest of the country,

 

[JayHarrison]

The Biden administration isn't very keen on alleviating climate change. Surprise.
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I think Moviebob will be pleased to discover that there's clean air around his part of Massachusetts. Bob's main issue here is whether or not he can pull his head out of his ass without his anal sphincter decapitating him.

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Recall Bobby knows West Virginia through John Denver's song. Someone points out that the state has almost 3 times as many people as Washington DC.
You can guess how well Bobby takes it.
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When Moviebob's subtle, he's saying the quiet part at about 90 decibels.

Joe "douchebag" Manchin is a fake Dem:
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And Moviebob is a fake thinker.

Speaking of Sinema:
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Who's the most hated Democrat in office right now? The most obvious esamples are Nancy Pelosi, Gavin Newsom, and the senile coot currently running America (into the ground).

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In my opinion, the only things the Democratic and Republican parties have swapped since 1865 are their geographies, not their ideologies.

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What's the problem with having an Irish police force?

Twitter user julie_kelly2: Not a day goes by that the FBI isn't a national disgrace.

I directly blame former FBI Director James Comey for single-handedly tarnished the agency's reputation. I heard Comey's cockamamie press conference giving Hillary Clinton, wannabe dictatress, a slap on the wrist on what could have been an easy, slam-dunk case regarding her E-mails.

Moviebob, police state supporter: Republicans: "ABOLISH THE POLICE!!!" (...who have to pass a background check stronger than "having an Irish surname" and "goes to the Sherrif's [sic] church")

I'm wondering how many police oficers in the Boston area are non-white Republicans.

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Someone overestimated Bobby and co's self-awareness:
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I'm surprised Moviebob didn't point and shout "HARASSMENT!" when someone called his bullshittery out.

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You see people have been using Bobby's old tweet against him. This is what he has to say:
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No surprises there.

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Some drama involving a woman and a gaggle of desperate men:
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Video in question with time tag.

That highlit part of Bob's tweet just goes to show how self-unaware Bob truly is.

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And he is jealous of a man with a bigger equipment. Size doesn't matter dude! Let Bobby the gun pro pro-tip you!
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If a situation arose, that rocket launcher is inpractical as a projectile weapon in a rough situation. He'd prob'ly swing it like an awkward baseball bat.

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I just checked the 2020 electoral map for Massachusetts. Entirely blue. As per Moviebob's standards, that part of the state isn't wastland, no matter how sparsely populated it is.