Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Quixotic Man]

Bob should just own his eugenics tweets. He already established he hardly believes in bad tactics, why leave selective breeding off the table?

 

[Tronathon242]

Chipman cant play that "my family is superamerican" card on me, I have an ancestor that came on the mayflower, and I can veritably identify their progeny's service in the revolutionary war. I can't even imagine that his own ancestors would cosign ANY of the shit he's talking about. The 1600s generation would be MORTIFIED at how oppressive, anti-religious, and anti-freedom Bob is. He's like King George mixed with Stalin.

He's the number one lolcow for me, i legitimately hate this dude, and I know i'm not supposed to.
It's because he represents everything wrong with nerds. He is the nerd that resents the guys that get the pretty girls. (This puts him far below someone like Quinton who would say "they probably just dont like me").
He thinks that his notoriously nonsensical but fun bing bing wahoo has a deeper meaning to it.
His view on politics and religion are both black & white, and everything is a zero-sum game.

And yet he supports vociferously, a side that hates him. It's like when a white person joins BLM and is surprised when one of the black members calls them a honky. Bob thought he'd "become elite" because he deserves it.

I can trace my family as arriving from England in 1635, contributing significantly to founding a town in the Boston area, and being among the Minutemen to assemble at the start of the war and fight at Bunker Hill. Many of the rest of them served in various degrees throughout the fighting even if it was a seasonal span for most. My family hasn't lived in Massachusetts for a few generations at this point, but they certainly made a greater mark there than the fucking Chipmans.

More to the point, I am what Paulie Walnuts would call a "flag saluting motherfucker." Bobert's failures and poseur nerdom are amusing but that black and white genocidal outlook and desires for America of his are genuinely repugnant to me.

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A Silent Voice (film) - Wikipedia

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High school student Shoya Ishida intends to kill himself, but he changes his mind at the last minute and decides to wrap up loose ends. A flashback reveals Shoya as a sixth grade student in elementary school, during which a new student named Shoko Nishimiya joins Shoya's class and is revealed to be deaf. She tries to integrate with the class but ends up being an easy target for Shoya and his friends to bully. When word of the bullying reaches the principal, Shoya is singled out as the culprit by his teacher resulting in the class's bullying becoming directed toward him.​

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Just... fuck you, Bob. By your own admission from your book, you deserve to be bullied every time you step foot outside of your house and I wish you would be.

I think we all genuinely wish that. But Bob would say that he's changed, he's a different man. He would never accord that courtesy to his "bullies," but hypocrisy is his power source anway.

Moreover, I'm really starting to come around to the idea that his bullying of others was completely unprovoked and done for no other reason than he is, at heart, a cold, bitter, and jealous individual who wishes harm on others for the most insignificant reasons. His excuse that he only did it to impress other "bullies" is probably horseshit.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob should just own his eugenics tweets. He already established he hardly believes in bad tactics, why leave selective breeding off the table?

Because he’d openly look like someone who supports nazi ideas to smooth brains who don’t see how horrible his rhetoric is.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I think Moviebob will be pleased to discover that there's clean air around his part of Massachusetts. Bob's main issue here is whether or not he can pull his head out of his ass without his anal sphincter decapitating him.

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When Moviebob's subtle, he's saying the quiet part at about 90 decibels.


And Moviebob is a fake thinker.


Who's the most hated Democrat in office right now? The most obvious esamples are Nancy Pelosi, Gavin Newsom, and the senile coot currently running America (into the ground).

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In my opinion, the only things the Democratics and Republicans have swapped since 1865 is geography, not ideology.


I directly blame former FBI Director James Comey for single-handedly tarnished the agency's reputation. I heard Comey's cockamamie press conference giving Hillary Clinton, wannabe dictatress, a slap on the wrist on what could have been an easy, slam-dunk case regarding her E-mails.


I'm wondering how many police oficers in the Boston area are non-white Republicans.

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I'm surprised Moviebob didn't point and shout "HARASSMENT!" when someone called his bullshitteruy out.

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No surprises there.

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That highlit part of Bob's tweet just goes to show how self-unaware Bob truly is.

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If a situation arose, that rocket launcher is inpractical as a projectile weapon in a rough situation. He'd prob'ly swing it like an awkward baseball bat.

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I just checked the 2020 electoral map for Massachusetts. Entirely blue. As per Moviebob's standards, that part of the state isn't wastland, no matter how sparsely populated it is.

I'm having trouble buying that's a functional rocket launcher. Looks more like a spud gun to me TBH. At least, an ex-rocket-launcher/fake cosplay launcher converted into a spud gun, anyway.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Thinking about moviebob's politics always gives me a good laugh. He's a Nazi Liberal, a fat dude that supports eugenics and calls others subhuman, actually sympathizes with "the elite" and thinks of himself as "aristocratic potential above the populist common rabble" even though he's idiocracy levels of consoomer. All that's left for Bob's hypocrisy is him becoming a commie and criticizing capitalism while still consuming his bourgeoisie multibillionaire media mogul franchises.

 

[Donuteater]

directly blame former FBI Director James Comey for single-handedly tarnished the agency's reputation. I heard Comey's cockamamie press conference giving Hillary Clinton, wannabe dictatress, a slap on the wrist on what could have been an easy, slam-dunk case regarding her E-mails.

The FBI's reputation has been in the toilet since the 90s. And rightfully so.

 

[ditto]

Interesting that he doesn't apparently tweet on Fri, Sat, Sun or most of monday.

Makes sense that he tweets the most when he's alone. I wonder if that'll change not he's living back at home.
He goes to sleep around 4am and gets up around 11am. The sleeping pattern of the terminally online.

When does he think this is? 1950? The United States is a net exporter of coal. Mostly to Europe. Both places have incredibly breathable air.

Bob's understanding of "the environment" is 100% from Captain Planet.

The FBI's reputation has been in the toilet since the 90s. And rightfully so.

Waco seige ended in May 1993 and the X-Files (pro-FBI propaganda) started airing airing in September 1993.

Coincidence?

 

[Donuteater]

Makes sense that he tweets the most when he's alone. I wonder if that'll change not he's living back at home.
He goes to sleep around 4am and gets up around 11am. The sleeping pattern of the terminally online.

Bob's understanding of "the environment" is 100% from Captain Planet.

Waco seige ended in May 1993 and the X-Files (pro-FBI propaganda) started airing airing in September 1993.

Coincidence?

Yes, it is coincidence. It takes more than a few months to get a series on TV. Ruby ridge on the other hand....

 

[ditto]

Yes, it is coincidence. It takes moe than a few months to get a series on TV. Ruby ridge on the other hand....

You're right. It's been over 9 months and there's still no NetFlix special on the Brave Men And Xirs of the US Capitol Police.

 

[Homer Simpson]

On your suggestion I did decide to check out moviebob on accountanalysis.app
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Interesting that he doesn't apparently tweet on Fri, Sat, Sun or most of monday.

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He's most often retweeted by himself. LOL


One of these days I'm going to turn his script into a module for the Care Bears RPG...

"When I said niggers, I'm not talking about all black people. If you feel offended, then maybe you're just a nigger."

Hm. Somehow I doubt it works like that.

What about Patrick Tomlinson?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/

We were having a debate on his thread of him vs Bob.

Bob, it's called fucking ELSEWORLDS.

That's a hard one. Fatrick isn't my cow, for now, but seems like he wants the world to view him in one specific angle. Blob believes he is superior and that we were somehow denied a superior future, but could just shut the fuck about it and still make his bad movie reviews, Fatricks entire thing is being a tough guy. Safety isn't his speed, child.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

I refuse to believe Moviebob has any relation to Sarah Palin, given that she's considerably smarter than Moviebob. (Then again, algae is smarter than Moviebob.)

They are both descended from John Howland. She is also descended from five other Mayflower passengers, however. I'm kind of surprised that Bob never seems to mention his distant relationship to FDR.

Famous Descendants — MayflowerHistory.com

mayflowerhistory.com

 

[TopTierHealer]

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High school student Shoya Ishida intends to kill himself, but he changes his mind at the last minute and decides to wrap up loose ends. A flashback reveals Shoya as a sixth grade student in elementary school, during which a new student named Shoko Nishimiya joins Shoya's class and is revealed to be deaf. She tries to integrate with the class but ends up being an easy target for Shoya and his friends to bully. When word of the bullying reaches the principal, Shoya is singled out as the culprit by his teacher resulting in the class's bullying becoming directed toward him.​

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Just... fuck you, Bob. By your own admission from your book, you deserve to be bullied every time you step foot outside of your house and I wish you would be.

Why did you have to remind me, this movie hit hard.

But this also reminded me of a real life situation from a decade ago where a bunch of middle schoolers filmed a fat lady in the bus and uploaded it into youtube. The sekf righteous mob picked on their parent's dox within the hour.
Or the case where the twitter mob saw 2 screenshots taken from a cellphone of a fat guy (one looking like he was dancing and another where he looked down) and decided some bullies were making fun of him and the woke mob had to turn the fat man into a national icon.

Jesus, or even the South Park episode about how no one is immune to being a bully/abuser when the intention sounds good enough in their heads.

So many examples.

Tl;dr fuck Bob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

One year ago this month, Bob got fired by the Escapist again.

What a total loser.

 

[blablabla]

One year ago this month, Bob got fired by the Escapist again.

What a total loser.

excuse you, bob totally ended that relationship on his own terms thats why he retained his totally worthless "IPs"

 

[BScCollateral]

...so I wouldn't expect them to know that DC had been doing What If? stories years before Marvel had ever tired the concept.

I can't source it, but I believe the first DC "Imaginary" story was written while the Fleischer cartoons were in movie theaters.
Clark and Lois are watching one, and Clark has to distract Lois every time they reveal Superman is Clark Kent.

EDIT TO ADD: And to give an idea of how long ago that was, Superman can fly because leaping tall buildings with a single bound looked silly when Fleischer tried to animate it.

 

[Positron]

Bobby and Chris doesn't like Alex Jones very much:

This is the first time I see somebody deploying that quote sensibly, in an appropriate context.

The Bahstanian who Fights relies on his toadies to get rid of the haters:

Still, that screenshot is getting annoying.

"You are not even a person", Bobby has grown to love that line.


The crucial difference between Bobby and MAGA ghouls is that Bobby is capable of self-improvement:

Bait is setting himself up for a grave disappointment.



Somehow not wanting to get jabbed means you believe in the Protocol of the Elders of Zion.





Point? I suspect the sort of behavior Bobby described is more prevalent among self-styled "elites".

More Joe Manchin:


The Transhumanist Singularity is at hand, and it is good.


And here's something even less likely than Transhumanist Singularity: some commie nutter is expecting a Road to Damascus moment for the Communist Party. It's really bizarre.
Bobby latches on this to launch his fedora filth (how did he find these convos?)

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Bobby isn't nearly finished with his rant against Venom 2. He wish the Venom franchise had copied MCU.

 

[TowinKarz]

I don't even remember the last time someone got top hats for wishing suffering on Bob, that's how rare it is to be called out for A-Logging him.

I did, at the top of this very page....... but that's the only one I recall getting in all the time I've darkened this thread with my presence, which just goes to show you were right.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

More Joe Manchin:
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is this tweet in English?

It's funny how Manchin's "houseboat" suddenly became a "yacht" like two days ago.

And here's something even less likely than Transhumanist Singularity: some commie nutter is expecting a Road to Damascus moment for the Communist Party. It's really bizarre.
Bobby latches on this to launch his fedora filth (how did he find these convos?)
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Ha, weird coincidence I saw that account quoted for being stupid elsewhere:

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

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A Silent Voice (film) - Wikipedia

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High school student Shoya Ishida intends to kill himself, but he changes his mind at the last minute and decides to wrap up loose ends. A flashback reveals Shoya as a sixth grade student in elementary school, during which a new student named Shoko Nishimiya joins Shoya's class and is revealed to be deaf. She tries to integrate with the class but ends up being an easy target for Shoya and his friends to bully. When word of the bullying reaches the principal, Shoya is singled out as the culprit by his teacher resulting in the class's bullying becoming directed toward him.​

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Just... fuck you, Bob. By your own admission from your book, you deserve to be bullied every time you step foot outside of your house and I wish you would be.

I'll let this little quote describe my thoughts on this.

"And the hatred planted in those you leave alive will pass from one generation to the next until this world is engulfed in a war the cause of which none of those fighting will remember. It will never end, don't you see that? Hate only breeds hate and the Imperium cannot be built upon such bloody foundations."

His heart is so full of hate that he cannot see how unproductive this is. He cannot stop for one second to see how pointless this is. Justice is done when it comes to an end. Not when it is done for self-satisfaction. By that logic, we shouldn't feel bad for you, Blob. You deserve to be bullied as you sow those seeds. You deserve the cruelty you have planted as you feed them with hate.

So...what difference does it make if it's you who is the victim instead of the abuser? What changes will it bring if we make you suffer the same shit you wish upon others?

None.

Not a goddamn thing.

This is why his punishment of being himself is a fitting one. Unable to move the needle. Unable to enact those dark thoughts. Unable to influence outside of Twatter. Only his screams into the void as a small number hear him but will never do anything for him.

Hope that abyss is as cold as it sounds, Blob.

 

[UserAccess]

Bobby and Chris doesn't like Alex Jones very much:
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This is the first time I see somebody deploying that quote sensibly, in an appropriate context.

The Bahstanian who Fights relies on his toadies to get rid of the haters:
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Still, that screenshot is getting annoying.

"You are not even a person", Bobby has grown to love that line.
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The crucial difference between Bobby and MAGA ghouls is that Bobby is capable of self-improvement:
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Bait is setting himself up for a grave disappointment.

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Somehow not wanting to get jabbed means you believe in the Protocol of the Elders of Zion.
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Point? I suspect the sort of behavior Bobby described is more prevalent among self-styled "elites".

More Joe Manchin:
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The Transhumanist Singularity is at hand, and it is good.
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And here's something even less likely than Transhumanist Singularity: some commie nutter is expecting a Road to Damascus moment for the Communist Party. It's really bizarre.
Bobby latches on this to launch his fedora filth (how did he find these convos?)
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Bobby isn't nearly finished with his rant against Venom 2. He wish the Venom franchise had copied MCU.
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The absolute shit this kid talks all day and now he's screaming for the Twitter cops because people are dunking on him with his own words. Unbelievable.

Moviebob is the undisputed biggest bitchmade pussy on this whole site.