Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Quixotic Man]

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The absolute shit this kid talks all day and now he's screaming for the Twitter cops because people are dunking on him with his own words. Unbelievable.

Moviebob is the undisputed biggest bitchmade pussy on this whole site.

So Bob wants his sycophants to report image spam targeted at him, but is fine with some tranny continuously spamming "nazi" against anyone who has a mild disagreement with him. Curious.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

And he is jealous of a man with a bigger equipment. Size doesn't matter dude! Let Bobby the gun pro pro-tip you!

This absolute tard. No where do I even see him hinting as this being a troll which it clearly is. It's not the fact that he's carrying a decommissioned bazooka, I don't even believe that a civilian can own any kind of working rocket launcher. It's the fact that he's carrying a decommissioned bazooka and two fuck off revolvers, with no back up ammo to be seen, worn on the side of his chest while wearing a spangly tank top. A real 2A nut would just have an AR strapped to his back because they know people like Bob see that as a real theat.

For the second part, YOU NOW LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER IN LYNN YOU STUPID COWARD THERE IS NO WILD NEAR YOU.

Here's a google map of area around Lynn. There is no wild area right next to the highway, the highway that doesn't even go through Lynn. The closest thing near him is Lynn Woods. You know what all that green is?

It's a public park. Bob is too scared to walk through a public park without a gun. He is too scared because of "other people unarmed", ie homeless, druggies and vagrants, and "the predator population" that "has been rebounding". What predators does MA have? Black bears, bobcats, coyotes, and foxes. Two of those pose any kind of threat and only the bobcat is near Boston. You know what he didn't mention, probably because it's not a predator and thus not as scary sounding? Moose.

The metal as hell moose is worse than any of the predators listed. Standing 6 feet at the shoulder, a bull can weigh just under a thousand pounds and will kill you dead just because you walked in front of it, especially at this time of the year when they're horny as hell.

Having said all that, a shotgun wouldn't be a bad decision to defend yourself against meth heads or bobcats in your public park. Bears will require magnum loads because they're goddamned bears. Moose will require magnum loads because it's a goddamned moose. I wouldn't trust my safety to a break action because, assuming you've got a double barrel, you only got two shots before you physically have to break open the gun, remove the spent shells, assuming you don't have an ejector, load the fresh shells in it, close the gun and maybe cock the hammer if it doesn't have an internal hammer.

You got an actual animal that will eat you or trample you charging at you after crashing out of the bush and your gonna trust your safety to TWO shots in a high stress environment? lol good luck.

Now after doing my gun sperging, I wanna reiterate that
BOB CHIPMAN IS WANTING TO OPEN CARY A SHOTGUN IN A PUBLIC PARK IN BOSTON BECAUSE HE'S SCARED OF "UNARMED PEOPLE" AND HYPOTHETICAL ANIMALS. HE AGAIN CHOOSES THE MOST BASIC BITCH GUN HE CAN THINK OF BECAUSE HE'S STILL CONVINCED THAT LIFE IS A VIDEO GAME AND DOUBLE BARRELS MEANS YOU GET A BONUS MULTIPLIER.
"you seem to really know your stuff"
~guy who saw Bob do a serious take about a joke picture

*gestures at selfie picture*

The Bahstanian who Fights relies on his toadies to get rid of the haters:

Still, that screenshot is getting annoying.

This was tweeted exactly 2 hours before the cry for help. It's amazing how quick he went from " bruh this is old hat" to "HELP! HELP! I'M BEING HARRASSED! TAGETIDLY!"

Bob? Sweetie? Pumpkin? Momma's widdle sped? None of your "mutuals" are caught in the crossfire because you have no "mutuals". Wasn't it a year ago he cried that no one ever came for his defense? I know it was before the Lindsay stuff. You def ain't getting no help now, save from maybe TeamImpossible. lol enjoy.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

is this tweet in English?

It's funny how Manchin's "houseboat" suddenly became a "yacht" like two days ago.

Broke ass niggas have no idea how much a quality watercraft costs these days.

A 36' Boston Whaler (center console fishing boat) can run you half a mil properly kitted out.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I can just imagine Bob going for a short walk through a wooded park, Welcome to the Jungle blaring in his head, as he tenses up and reaches for his Grandpa's Saturday Night Special every time he hears a family walking their dog approaching.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Broke ass niggas have no idea how much a quality watercraft costs these days.

A 36' Boston Whaler (center console fishing boat) can run you half a mil properly kitted out.

Even a new weekend bass boat cost as much as a car

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Bob should just own his eugenics tweets. He already established he hardly believes in bad tactics, why leave selective breeding off the table?

Quite possibly because even in his deepest fantasy he wouldn't come close to hypothetically meeting the mating requirement. Selective breeding dooms him to the reality he lives in currently, and his mind avoids that entire neighborhood like a plague.

 

[Flexo]

You have no idea how much I would pay for a video of MovieBob vs kindergarteners dodgeball. I mean they have a target they can't miss while he has a dozen targets he can't hit.

 

[Positron]

It's that pesky monthly business again.

 

[Quixotic Man]

It's that pesky monthly business again.
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Was the harvest at the Engineering farm not enough to survive the winter? Mites get to the oats again?

 

[TopTierHealer]

Bait is setting himself up for a grave disappointment.

Username checks out *cheff kiss*

 

[EnemyStand]

It's that pesky monthly business again.
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Bitch, that's why you work as an engineer. It's not a seasonal job. Maybe stop punching walls and go to work to support your family? Just an errant thought.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

and "the predator population" that "has been rebounding".

Generally when you hear this statement its in reference to mesopredator (mid-level) populations; i.e. raccoons, feral cats, coyotes, red foxes as the main culprits because they actually do just fine in developed-rural and suburban areas, but skunks and weasels also fit the ecological niche, and some biologists/ecologists would argue that stuff like rattlesnakes and hawks should also be classified as mesopredators.

In some cases out west it can be used to refer to bear, cougar/mountain lion, and grey wolf populations - however, the "rebound" usually means something closer to pre-industrial revolution numbers and is also limited to large tracts of protected wilderness. However, in heavily developed urban/suburban MA such a statement is almost certainly in regard to mesopredators.

What predators does MA have? Black bears, bobcats, coyotes, and foxes. Two of those pose any kind of threat and only the bobcat is near Boston. You know what he didn't mention, probably because it's not a predator and thus not as scary sounding? Moose.

Bob encountering a bear in his neck of the woods is extremely unlikely (albeit not impossible):

Moose appear to have a similar distribution, staying away from the extremely developed eastern areas in most cases.
Bobcats are also extremely shy and skittish, and will probably move away before you even get close to them.

On one hand Bobby is probably trying to sound tough and manly; on the other hand he might legitimately think that a nearby section of woods larger than two square miles means he's ventured into the heartland is now at risk of being attacked by wolves, cougars, snakes, scorpions and *gasp* the dreaded mayo ghouls...

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I can just imagine Bob going for a short walk through a wooded park, Welcome to the Jungle blaring in his head, as he tenses up and reaches for his Grandpa's Saturday Night Special every time he hears a family walking their dog approaching.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bobby and Chris doesn't like Alex Jones very much:

> every brick from every home he's ever lived in

If that rule was applied to Bob his mother and his aunt would each be out a house.

 

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I'm going to close My fucking podcast so i'm note the shitta colleague. What a fucking faggot

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It's that pesky monthly business again.

Chris should just rebrand himself as "TheShittah" at this point. At least it would reflect the quality of his product.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Chris should just rebrand himself as "TheShittah" at this point. At least it would reflect the quality of his product.

It's too bad that he doesn't have some sort of side gig with a busy period during which he might be able to make overtime.

(Honestly not sure if I'm talking facetiously about engineering - which I don't know the OT state of - or honestly about picking up a shift at the local McDonalds. Suspect either one has better money-making potential than his current attempts to make Blockbuster worship into a new religion.)

 

[EnemyStand]

It's too bad that he doesn't have some sort of side gig with a busy period during which he might be able to make overtime.

(Honestly not sure if I'm talking facetiously about engineering - which I don't know the OT state of - or honestly about picking up a shift at the local McDonalds. Suspect either one has better money-making potential than his current attempts to make Blockbuster worship into a new religion.)

This motherfucker could have been picking up OT during the FAT. Instead he injured himself and played it up to get out of the OT. If there's no extra hours he can get NOW that's his own damn fault.

 

[Jarolleon]

I'll let this little quote describe my thoughts on this.


His heart is so full of hate that he cannot see how unproductive this is. He cannot stop for one second to see how pointless this is. Justice is done when it comes to an end. Not when it is done for self-satisfaction. By that logic, we shouldn't feel bad for you, Blob. You deserve to be bullied as you sow those seeds. You deserve the cruelty you have planted as you feed them with hate.

So...what difference does it make if it's you who is the victim instead of the abuser? What changes will it bring if we make you suffer the same shit you wish upon others?

None.

Not a goddamn thing.

This is why his punishment of being himself is a fitting one. Unable to move the needle. Unable to enact those dark thoughts. Unable to influence outside of Twatter. Only his screams into the void as a small number hear him but will never do anything for him.

Hope that abyss is as cold as it sounds, Blob.

Aren't his dark thoughts being enacted for him though? Though maybe the lingering awareness that it gets enacted regardless of his actions, that he's merely following the current with less subtlety than the rest gnaws at him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris Chipman caterwauling about “making ends meet” from the waterside home he got for free, full of expensive American Girl Dolls and other costly nerd shit, while sipping on his third $16 beer of the morning sure does tug at the heartstrings.

Of course, mere minutes after abusing this poor semi-colon, Bob was going after a Trump supporter for a missing apostrophe on a shirt. This is what his life revolves around.