Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Spoiler: Climateology with Marshal Mannerheim

One of the most disingenuous things the global warming crowd does is conflate carbon dioxide with actual air pollution. Yes, if you only breathed CO2, you'd die, but that's true of literally any gas or gas mixture without oxygen, and there's pretty much no way that humans could remove all oxygen and replace it with CO2, barring the complete and total destruction of all photosynthetic life (and then we have bigger problems). CO2 is vital for the health of our planet, and I've seen studies that have shown that we've actually been running below the levels that most plants would like for some time now, which is why there's been an increase in greenery worldwide, not the global desertification the doomsayers would have you believe.

To a certain extent yes.

Carbon dioxide is natural, and plants do need carbon dioxide to live. Breathing in carbon dioxide at the levels we have now or will have in 200 years will not harm us. The problem is that a rise in the levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide along with other greenhouse gases (eg methane, sulphur dioxide, etc) causes more heat from the sun to get trapped in our atmosphere, which causes the average temperature of the earth to rise, leading to climate change.

Air pollution is a completely different thing to global warming. Yes, environmentalists tackle both, and yes, things like the Green New Deal proposals do treat both of them as being similar because they come from the same sources, but that doesn't mean that they are the same - air pollution's caused by things like particulates while climate change is mainly caused by greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide.

What Moviebob ignores when he says stuff like this is that if you are going to get rid of people's jobs to help stop climate change (which, like as not, is necessary) then you need to provide green jobs for them or deal with the consequences of sacking lots of people.

"But they don't need jobs - I can get a robot to bring Amazon packages to my door!" does not do that. However, it does increase the chances of Commissar Cletus and his friend Jamal coming around to have a word with you.

To be honest, seeing Amazon try to repossess Blob's robofeet would be pretty funny.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

It's that pesky monthly business again.
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"GIVE ME MONEY IM STARRRRVVVVINNNG"
*Two days later*
"HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY NEW FRIDGE AND KITCHEN REMODEL"
*Two days later*
"HELLLLLPPP IM STARVVVVINNNGG"

I don't know who is more pathetic and retarded, Chris or his pay pigs.

 

[Flexo]

causes more heat from the sun to get trapped in our atmosphere, which causes the average temperature of the earth to rise, leading to climate change.

Just because I'm an autistic robot...

The climate changes, period. If the temperature goes down, the climate is going to change then too.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I don't know who is more pathetic and retarded, Chris or his pay pigs.

It's an interesting question. I'd think the paypigs were more pathetic, if only for who they simp for. I mean, it's truly pathetic for a guy to give some thot money in the absurd and vain fantasy that someday she'll fall madly in love with mrbig34795 and leave this insanely lucrative business to housewife him, yes. But what fantasy does giving Chris (or Bob, really) money get you? Oh my, maybe someday the nobody no one takes seriously will MENTION ME TO HIS FOLLOWERS! Put the money towards getting a spam bot farm to mention you, it's a better ROI.

I supposed it's more attainable as fantasies go but an ugly-but-possible fantasy is not in my opinion any better than a beautiful-but-impossible one. If your sights are so damn low you can't even simp someone of superficial value what good are you? Being crap is bad, wanting the attention of crap is worse.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

But what fantasy does giving Chris (or Bob, really) money get you?

Chris has been shameless in exploiting his daughter’s autism as a reason he desperately needs donations. There are people too soft-hearted for their own good who might imagine they’re saving a little cherub and her family from homelessness.

 

[Jarolleon]

Chris Chipman caterwauling about “making ends meet” from the waterside home he got for free, full of expensive American Girl Dolls and other costly nerd shit, while sipping on his third $16 beer of the morning sure does tug at the heartstrings.

Of course, mere minutes after abusing this poor semi-colon, Bob was going after a Trump supporter for a missing apostrophe on a shirt. This is what his life revolves around.

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Is "I Make Mad" a reference to "Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad"? Getting a little Enoch Powell reference in to "own the chuds" or something.

 

[lolwatagain]

Is "I Make Mad" a reference to "Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad"? Getting a little Enoch Powell reference in to "own the chuds" or something.

Do you believe that the great thinker of our age Motion Picture Robert would make a reference to Enoch Powell? That is clearly below him.

He's just quoting the masterful work of America's greatest Poet Laureates, The Barenaked Ladies' "One Week."

Chickity China, the Chinese chicken

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris Chipman believes that the CDC’s own data is “fraudulent.” He reported this commenter to FB for making a perfectly factual comment on one of his posts:

He’s claiming he didn’t delete the comments, but not denying he reported them.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Is "I Make Mad" a reference to "Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad"? Getting a little Enoch Powell reference in to "own the chuds" or something.

It's from the song One Week, I think he's referring to some dumb cunt who got called out for saying Seven Samurai was over-rated but The Avengers: Endgame was the greatest movie of the 21st century, or some bullshit.

 

[Jarolleon]

Chris Chipman believes that the CDC’s own data is “fraudulent.” He reported this commenter to FB for making a perfectly factual comment on one of his posts:
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To be fair, it is a Pepe account so any paranoid leftist would recognise it as the enemy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

To be fair, it is a Pepe account so any paranoid leftist would recognise it as the enemy.

What’s “fair” about reporting straight data as “fraudulent,” though?

 

[Jarolleon]

What’s “fair” about reporting straight data as “fraudulent,” though?

Not fair, but entirely expected. Maybe I overuse that phrase.

 

[JayHarrison]

The Bahstanian who Fights relies on his toadies to get rid of the haters:
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Still, that screenshot is getting annoying.

Yes, that Moviebob photo is becoming tiring... but I have no issues clicking the Like button whenever anyone calls Moviebob out on his multiple standards.

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"You are not even a person", Bobby has grown to love that line.
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If those who hate Moviebob are insects, then Moviebob himself is a parasitic tapeworm.

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The crucial difference between Bobby and MAGA ghouls is that Bobby is capable of self-improvement:
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Bait is setting himself up for a grave disappointment.

MuchMoreBait must be new to the Moviebob game.

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I'm still fully conviced that Moviebob would never have taken any COVID-19 vaccines if Donald Trump had been re-elected. Bob is just that belligerent.

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Somehow not wanting to get jabbed means you believe in the Protocol of the Elders of Zion.
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I'd still rather put my faith in the Jewish Illuminati Vampire Lizardman than ever put my faith into Moviebob.

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Umm... isn't Moviebob on say that he'd rather spend $1 billion to send his braindead self into space before he'd ever consider ending world hunger? What a selfish prick this guy is!

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More Joe Manchin:
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First off, why the hell does West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin have a yacht? In my earnest opinion, being a U.S. politician should be a minimum-wage gig, NOT a job that pays six (or more) figures per year.

Secondly, why does Moviebob still have a Twitter account?

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The Transhumanist Singularity is at hand, and it is good.
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Moviebob will be happy to know that he will never have brain worms. Bob will never have more than one brain worms alive at a time, and it would starve to death long before it could ever reproduce.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Username checks out *cheff kiss*

Are you talking about Bait posting bait, or Inigo Montoya humiliating a fat bald man who overestimates his own intelligence and frequently misuses words?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

To Bobert and his retarded ilk DC/WB has been doing the "What If" thing with their animated films for 14 years with movies like Justice League New Frontier, All-Star Superman, Batman the Dark Knight Returns, Justice League the Flashpoint Paradox, Justice League Gods and Monsters, Batman: Gotham by Gaslight, Superman: Red Son, & Batman: Soul of the Dragon. Most of which were better than the current Marvel What if episodes.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What’s “fair” about reporting straight data as “fraudulent,” though?

The Chipman Brothers, for all their posturing, are believers, not thinkers. They disregard any data that doesn't fit their beliefs.

 

[Bolo]

We have just reached the "it was a joke you guys" phase of the spiral.

Of course this won't take the place of the all timer Eugenics classic, but this one is shapping up to be up there with the "no bad tatics" hall of fame.

And Robert just can't help himself, he still replying and keeping the tweet alive.

How long has he been doing this twitter shit? And STILL haven't learned.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

How long until Bob gets his brother to help defend him from the dang dirty trolls

 

[Neko GF]

How long has he been doing this twitter shit? And STILL haven't learned.

Two of the most common traits among Lolcows are a distinct lack of self-awareness and an inability to learn from their constant mistakes. Robert is an excellent example of both of these traits along with the Dunning Kruger effect.

He is too retarded to realize that he is own worst enemy when it comes to his reputation.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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We have just reached the "it was a joke you guys" phase of the spiral.

Of course this won't take the place of the all timer Eugenics classic, but this one is shapping up to be up there with the "no bad tatics" hall of fame.

And Robert just can't help himself, he still replying and keeping the tweet alive.

How long has he been doing this twitter shit? And STILL haven't learned.

Schrodinger's Douchebag strikes again, with Schrodinger's Joke.

C'mon bob. IF this ackshually WAS an ackshual JOKE, Blobbo would have said so the first time he was presented with that screenshot. This is even more pathetic than when he claimed the "Eugenics is ruined" tweet was ackshually a joke.