Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TopTierHealer]

Debating minutiae of action figures isn't a substitute for a conversation that kindles a meaningful human bond. It wouldn't surprise me if he died without a genuine connection to anybody

That's sad and horrifying at the same time. I was a late bloomer but Jesus fuck, not distinguishing actual bonds from politeness is how we have such a socially retarded generation right now. The guys I played WoW with are not going to invite me to their wedding but that SHOULD be ok. Am I supposed to throw a brunch to the poor souls that congratulate me on my birthday on facebook? No! Jesus, no!

At this point it will be easier to teach an inner city high school to do long division than teach the Chipmans not to be wastes of breathing air.

 

[Carlos Thin]

In his book, he also said that Nintendo was an obscure thing that was ruined by Pokemon becoming so big so this isn't surprising

The only time Nintendo was obscure was when they were making playing cards 130 years ago

 

[John Andrews Stan]

it makes sense why Bob hasn’t trooned out while people like Jim did. MovieBob is obsessed with himself,mostly because he desires that “Mario Asthetic”. He believes himself perfect already and even is he tried to pull the autogenyphile incel to selfgirlfriend,he would put in the absolute minimum effort.

Robert is very, very invested in the image he’s tried to project all these years of a red-blooded American male. His perpetual habit of being horny on main is not accidental. I’m surprised he never went full Boogie and started a porn blog.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Debating minutiae of action figures isn't a substitute for a conversation that kindles a meaningful human bond. It wouldn't surprise me if he died without a genuine connection to anybody. I can't wait to see the pictures of people doing the Macarena on his grave wearing MAGA hats. If I'm free that weekend, maybe I'll get in on that.

He already has zero genuine connections to begin with. The only legitimate social connections he has are with members of his immediate family. He has never demonstrated having any of his own friends. All his online "friendships" are purely superficial.

The sad thing is he has brought it all on himself by being Bob Chipman. He's a psychotic asshole who can't have normal relationships because he'll threaten to murder them within five minutes of meeting. He also chose to pursue all these pseudo-friendships because they gave him a short dopamine rush.

He's going to do all-alone and it will all be due to his own behavior.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Robert is very, very invested in the image he’s tried to project all these years of a red-blooded American male. His perpetual habit of being horny on main is not accidental. I’m surprised he never went full Boogie and started a porn blog.

Really ironic as he obsessed over LibShit nowadays. My man’s an oxymoron and picks the worst of both sides.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's going to do all-alone and it will all be due to his own behavior.

As Thom Yorke sings, “You do it to yourself and that’s what really hurts.” Robert will never be happy.

 

[Flexo]

Skipping past the rest of the autism, I'd like to discuss this one:

So I had to refresh my memory on this, but in a nutshell, SALT deductions are "state and local tax deductions," which allowed people to deduct their state and local taxes from their federal tax returns. This overwhelmingly applied to blue states with rampant welfare programs and high taxes to support them; the wealthy could simply write off all those taxes on their federal returns, passing on the costs to basically everyone else in the nation and effectively forcing you to support things you didn't agree with in states you didn't even live in.

Trump's tax reform bill put a cap on SALT deductions to $10k, so any state/local taxes you would pay above that amount now have to be paid. This predominantly affects actually rich people in blue states that have excessive tax rates, especially the bugmen metropolises who triple dip with local taxes as well. Naturally, the donor class does not approve of this, and neither do blue states' governments who are no longer able to rely on the federal government to support their wild spending sprees.

I don't even know what the fuck Bob's blathering about with regards to SALT deductions supporting students or whatever, but the quoted tweet that says that repealing the SALT deduction cap would be "tax relief for Blue States' upper middle class" is bullshit. Now I will be fair and mention that I'm getting this definition from Wikipedia, but the general definition is something around the top 15% of the population, with personal incomes of $62,500 or more and household incomes of $100k or more. You can play around with these income and property tax calculators I found to see how much you'd have to make to start running into the SALT deduction cap. To put it simply, even at the borderline between the upper middle and upper classes and even in a very blue state, you're still going to be able to deduct most of your state/local taxes, and most of the upper middle class will still be able to deduct them all. You might have to pay a few thousand, but that's not going to break the bank. And if you don't like it, hey, you can easily move to a red state and enjoy lower taxes and keeping more of your money.

You'd think that a proposal that actually taxes the rich would be considered a good thing to lefties, but no, because Trump had his hand in it, it's actually evil and needs to be undone. Bob once again proves he knows jack and fucking shit about what he's talking about.

Thank you. This is like a prime example of when you allow slogans to substitute for thinking. (Bob, not you.) Bob is so used to "tax cuts for the rich" being what Republicans are in favor of, the idea that Rs not only didn't cut taxes, but raised them on the rich is just beyond his ability to even grasp.

SALT deductions are a great test of leftists to see if they actually believe any of the redistribution nonsense they preach.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

He tweeted this with a straight face:

He’s such a fucking fantasist.

That is the kind of retarded thought that pops up on a dorky teenager's mind and makes them go "Yeah, saying this will be so cool!". An early-teens dork, too, not a 40 years old man!

Fuck me sideways...

 

[Syntaxion]

Exactly. I’m amazed this goon didn’t catch Covid multiple times already, considering how little vitamin D his body must be making. Guess never leaving the house or socializing with other people helps balance the risk.

Vitamin D is stored in the fat, so chances are his vitamin D levels are fine lmao

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Skipping past the rest of the autism, I'd like to discuss this one:

So I had to refresh my memory on this, but in a nutshell, SALT deductions are "state and local tax deductions," which allowed people to deduct their state and local taxes from their federal tax returns. This overwhelmingly applied to blue states with rampant welfare programs and high taxes to support them; the wealthy could simply write off all those taxes on their federal returns, passing on the costs to basically everyone else in the nation and effectively forcing you to support things you didn't agree with in states you didn't even live in.

Trump's tax reform bill put a cap on SALT deductions to $10k, so any state/local taxes you would pay above that amount now have to be paid. This predominantly affects actually rich people in blue states that have excessive tax rates, especially the bugmen metropolises who triple dip with local taxes as well. Naturally, the donor class does not approve of this, and neither do blue states' governments who are no longer able to rely on the federal government to support their wild spending sprees.

I don't even know what the fuck Bob's blathering about with regards to SALT deductions supporting students or whatever, but the quoted tweet that says that repealing the SALT deduction cap would be "tax relief for Blue States' upper middle class" is bullshit. Now I will be fair and mention that I'm getting this definition from Wikipedia, but the general definition is something around the top 15% of the population, with personal incomes of $62,500 or more and household incomes of $100k or more. You can play around with these income and property tax calculators I found to see how much you'd have to make to start running into the SALT deduction cap. To put it simply, even at the borderline between the upper middle and upper classes and even in a very blue state, you're still going to be able to deduct most of your state/local taxes, and most of the upper middle class will still be able to deduct them all. You might have to pay a few thousand, but that's not going to break the bank. And if you don't like it, hey, you can easily move to a red state and enjoy lower taxes and keeping more of your money.

You'd think that a proposal that actually taxes the rich would be considered a good thing to lefties, but no, because Trump had his hand in it, it's actually evil and needs to be undone. Bob once again proves he knows jack and fucking shit about what he's talking about.

The only quibble I have is that:

Trump's tax reform bill put a cap on SALT deductions to $10k, so any state/local taxes you would pay above that amount now have to be paid.

Should say, "any state/local taxes you paid above that threshold are not deductible".

And your last paragraph nails it. On its face, a bigly portion of Trump's tax reform looks like a Democrat dreamed it up. It wasn't entirely so, but Republican tax reform without nixing the """death tax"""? Fucking-A.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Vitamin D is stored in the fat, so chances are his vitamin D levels are fine lmao

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If Robert didn’t take himself so seriously, he could probably net decent views by doing an updated version of his lecture for gamers that he got so roasted for. If he could laugh at himself just a little and poke fun at how a big fatso shut-in like him had no authority to be lecturing anyone, he’d get some credit even from those who can’t stand him.

But he could never bring himself to admit he was bonkers to ever make such a video. Watching Robert certainly does remind one how bad life can get when one does not cultivate appropriate humility.

 

[Meat Target]

He tweeted this with a straight face:

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He’s such a fucking fantasist.

That is the kind of retarded thought that pops up on a dorky teenager's mind and makes them go "Yeah, saying this will be so cool!". An early-teens dork, too, not a 40 years old man!

Fuck me sideways...

Ohayou gozaimasu onii-chan kawaii desu yo!

There, I just belted out a weebspeak sentence more coherent than will ever be emitted from Bobby's blowhole.

 

[Tronathon242]

The only time Nintendo was obscure was when they were making playing cards 130 years ago

They almost bought the Seattle Mariners in the early 90's. How does a company with that kind of money remain obscure? He's just talking out his ass because he wants his Mario to be pure and not be enjoyed by the jocks.

He already has zero genuine connections to begin with. The only legitimate social connections he has are with members of his immediate family. He has never demonstrated having any of his own friends. All his online "friendships" are purely superficial.

The sad thing is he has brought it all on himself by being Bob Chipman. He's a psychotic asshole who can't have normal relationships because he'll threaten to murder them within five minutes of meeting. He also chose to pursue all these pseudo-friendships because they gave him a short dopamine rush.

He's going to do all-alone and it will all be due to his own behavior.

I don't think that you need to have a big circle of friends to have genuine connections. You can have a few close friends and that would be fine. A lover would also be ideal, but that's a no-go for Bobby for many reasons including the above mentioned psychosis.

The great problem is that no one in his life will tell him "no" or bother to course correct him. A friend or lover has a different life experience and can help gently or forcefully straighten you out. His brother seems too much like him and his mother won't succeed where her husband failed. Anyone outside of that group might have told him that people with different opinions are not automatically evil and that a hopping cartoon dago is not a suitable hero for anyone over 10 or even your real friend.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob views himself as a man's man. Hence why he brags about his weight lifting prowess, lesbian voyeur filming, and pussy grilling.

Ironically, I think the only way he would ever possibly troon out is if he faced reality that he isn't a Hollywood leading man.

 

[Positron]

The whole series of 29 concert photos are on Chris's Facebook. As I said in the previous post, these exceptional people had no intention to keep their masks on.




Chris did a lot of workout:

 

[Quixotic Man]

The whole series of 29 concert photos are on Chris's Facebook. As I said in the previous post, these exceptional people had no intention to keep their masks on.
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Chris did a lot of workout:
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Chris does realize that mask does next to nothing since the beard prevents a seal, right? He would need to gel his beard down for it to be effective.

Also Jesus Christ, I have done more steps than that because I decided to walk a more circuitous path to the grocery store to pick up lettuce. That is not an impressive walk, Chris.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

The whole series of 29 concert photos are on Chris's Facebook. As I said in the previous post, these exceptional people had no intention to keep their masks on.
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Chris did a lot of workout:
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Those concert photos have a real "Jerryboree" look to them. It's basically a daycare for fat, middle-aged soymen whose wives drop them off there before going home and enjoying a bottle of wine and a Twilight novel.

 

[glib]

Those concert photos have a real "Jerryboree" look to them. It's basically a daycare for fat, middle-aged soymen whose wives drop them off there before going home and enjoying a bottle of wine and a Twilight novel.

Less Than Jake fell off when they stopped being a Ska band. Theres a really good song though that represents Bob.

"I've come to my senses
That I've become senseless
I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships
Every last conviction, I smoked them all away
I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way
So I sit and wait and wonder
Does anyone else feel like me?
Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems"

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Fuck Nostalgia, Fuck the 80's and Fuck the 90's. Oh, and fuck the FFVII remake/reboot whatever.

Nostalgia is something that is best enjoyed in moderation and keeping in mind that past isn't what it used to be. In terms of the 80s and 90s, I would hazard a guess that nostalgia for those decades stems from the fact they were probably the last great "American" decades where the United States was at its peak cultural and economic dominance. Contrast that with the social upheaval that started in the late 60s with Vietnam, The 1973 Oil Shock, Watergate, and stagflation. In many ways, we are living through those times with ANTIFA and BLM given free reign to riot as they please and political polarization has not been this bad since the American Civil War.

Unfortunately, the idiots in charge of Hollywood think that "nostalgia" means reviving and retooling every old franchise under the sun when it is not. The entire body of George Lucas work could be considered nostalgic. American Graffiti is a callback to 50s/early 60s American pop culture. Star Wars and Indiana Jones are callbacks to the Hollywood serials of the 30s and 40s while being original properties in their own right. Nostalgia can be used to create something new and interesting, but the profit motive is what drives Hollywood decision-making. Star Wars probably would never have been made had Alan Ladd Jr. not taken a chance of Lucas' vision. Unfortunately, I don't see any studio heads wanting to take a chance on a non-franchise film with budgets as bloated as they are today.

 

[TowinKarz]

I think it’s also a mix of Bob’s petty revenge beliefs that siding with more woke beliefs would go against the jocks and dudebros that he despises more than anything else. Bob has shown repeatedly that he never grew out of a tribalist black and white mindset.

His hatred of everything right of AOC can probably be traced back to being bullied in school by those "dudebros" and an (incorrect*) belief that they MUST have been Republicans/Conservatives. After all, no TRUE and HONEST good Democrat ally would bully the fat smahrt kid for no reason like they did! And if they're conservative, why, every OTHER dudebro is too! And if they'd do ONE bad thing (bully) they'd surely be open to doing them all (including Hitler worship and genocide!)

Every bad vice in the world immediately was attached to "The Right" in his mind, and from then on out to today, Bob has refused to re-evaluate this childish belief that the opposition isn't just the other side, but, in fact, pure evil.


* He lived in ultra-blue Boston, whoever bullied him probably was a registered Democrat by the numbers alone, but he, like Jussie Smollett, has selectively remembered that they were wearing MAGA hats (in 1994!) as they took his lunch money.